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Karting catastrophe
Inspired by @bridgertonbabe’s Bridgerton Spouse Support Chat
Summary: none of the Bridgerton’s had the bridgerton brain cell™️ when they decide to go go-karting… and of course it ends as all games nights do… in catastrophe
It had seemed like a good idea at the time, they hadn’t had a chance to be competitive with one another for months since their spouses flat out refused to have more than one games night a year after Phillip had nearly had a heart attack during a Heated monopoly games night…
But as they were waiting to be loaded into the ambulance and took the hospital, they had to admit… maybe this time it had gone too far…
Anthony had arranged to hire the go-karting facility after Greg had suggested they turn the go-karting into something more… competitive and since Mario-Kart was one of the earliest games they’d ever played together as a family of 8 it seemed the most logical.
Each of them came with their own “weapon” and they’d brought frisbees and balls from the kids' play pens. Eloise had rocked up with a shopping bag full of banana peels and weirdly Hyacinth had rocked up with baby oil.
Anthony and Benedict brought their sons Nerf guns, Colin, Daphne and Francesca had water guns, Hyacinth and Gregory each had a BB gun and Eloise had brought a paint gun…
It had started out fun but after Eloise got Hyacinth in the helmet with the paint gun that things started getting out of hand.
Hyacinth had been furious that it had caused her to crash into the barrier and ended up at the back of the field.
She’d started pouring the oil onto the track and firing her BB gun at anyone and everything thing
Benedict and Colin were out in front with Anthony and Francesca close behind them. Eloise was towards the back of the field and saw as Gregory fired blindly behind him and saw the BB pellet his Hyacinth in the face through her open Visor and everyone turned their head to hear the yell of pain and swearing come from the youngest and that’s when the pile up happened.
Anthony had turned at the wrong time and he hit the back of Colin’s kart which hit Benedict causing the kart to flip and Anthony and his kart landed on his leg Daphne smashed into them as Francesca flew into Colin, her kart smashed into his leg as she smashed into her steering wheel, Gregory smashed into the pile up, Eloise having seen it but sliding on the oil couldn’t stop had at least slowed down and she had about stopped and so it was just her wrist that hurt and Hyacinth having stopped as she’d been hit in the face has scrambled out of her kart and gone over to the pile up but her vision was so blurry that when she aimed a kick at Gregory for hitting her,missed completely and hit her toe off the kart and she heard the crack and let out of yell of pain which couldn’t be heard over the yells from the rest of the Bridgerton’s who were all in states of injury.
The owner saw it all happen and grateful he had charged a full days rental and a disclosure that should they damage anything they’d pair for the full lot of the damage and with a roll of his eye called for ambulances.
And it was where they all were now as a technician asked “who should we call to come meet you at the Hospital? Your mother?”
“NO!” They all yelled despite their various states of pain and agitation.
“Then who?” He asked with a sigh
“We can’t call Kate she’ll just be pissed we didn’t invite her and refuse to come” Anthony muttered from his spot on the board as the paramedics put the neck support around him as he’d gotten serve whiplash in the crash
“Michael won’t come, he thinks I’m out with Eloise today…” Francesca hissed as the paramedic examined her ribs
“And Phil won’t come for the same reason”
“Simon won’t come cause he thinks we’re all idiots and hates it when we do shit like this” Daphne whined
“luce thinks I’m with mum so…”
Benedict grunted something barely intelligible “what did he say??” Hyacinth called out
Eloise rolled her eyes “he said to call Sophie… Penelope can’t come as she’s too far along and out of everyone then two are the least likely to murder us all”
Colin had to agree as he knew Penelope at 8 months pregnant wouldn’t be able to drive over and Sophie was the calmest in temperament out of everyone.
Since Benedict was in too much pain Eloise gave the paramedics Sophie’s number, was put in her ambulance and with the rest of the Bridgerton’s was whisked off to hospital.
Sophie Bridgerton was sitting feeding her 9 month old daughter when her phone rang, it was a number she did not recognise but as Benedict had said he was going to an art exhibition and often forgot to charge his mobile before he went, she naively assumed it was him calling from a borrowed phone to tell her a) that his phone had died b) what time he was coming home and c) to check in on Vi and the boys.
So imagine her surprise as she answered her phone with a tentative “hello” to hear a male voice she did not recognise
“Mrs Bridgerton?”
“Yes? Who is this please?” She asked politely
“My name is Andrew and I am a paramedic with London Ambulance Service” the voice replied
“Paramedic??” Sophie practically screeched down the phone, panic and worry over taking her entire body
“Yes ma’am there is nothing to worry about we’ve got your husband and his siblings and we are taking them to the Royal London Hospital, we were told to call you to meet them there” he explained
“Wait… siblings?” Sophie asked
“Yes ma’am all 8 of them”
“What happened??”
“The details are a little hazy but there was some sort of pile up and accident at Best Go Karting in Canary Wharf” he replied and Sophie’s panic and worry turned instantly into a fury.
Go karting?! On a Wednesday afternoon, when he said he was going to an art exhibition whilst she was at home with all four kids?!?
“Right… well I’ll have to gather the kids and I’ll be along shortly” Sophie said keeping her voice as calm as she could, knowing she was likely to explode but she was prepared to give him a chance to explain. To see the level of his injury as it could just be a strain or something…
the paramedic gave her some instructions and she confirmed them back and as she hung up the phone she sighed heavily.
She was furious. Not only had Benedict lied to her, the bridgerton siblings no doubt had lied to the others because of any of the other spouses knew about this they would have given the others a heads up and the last chat in the spousal support group was them giving Phillip some advice on dealing with a pregnant Eloise.
“Charlie?!” She called up the stairs, it was half term so the boys were upstairs playing
“Yes Mama?” Came the voice of her 6 year old son
“Can you get your shoes and coat on and help your brothers please, we have to get your dad and see your aunt and uncles at the hospital” she said appearing at the bottom of the stairs and looking up
“Has daddy hurt himself again?” He asked curiously
“I think so” she replied
“Is he in trouble?”
“Oh you have no idea… hurry up please, if Alex tries to fight tell him if he behaves mama will get him a McDonald’s for tea”
“Mcdonalds??” came the squeak of 4 year old Alex, his dark curls appearing at the top of the stairs as he peered at his Mama with bright happy eyes.
“If you behave and do everything Charlie and Mama say” Sophie replied.
Alex beamed, nodded his head eagerly and ran off to listen to his older brother and within 20 minutes Sophie had all four kids in the car without so much of a complaint.
It took Sophie 30 minutes to make her way through the traffic and a further 10 minutes to get parked and the three boys waited patiently as she got Baby Violet into her pushchair and headed into the hospital in search of her ridiculous family.
It was Eloise that Sophie spotted first as she made her way into the hospital and she looked sternly as her sister-in-law, but mostly because Eloise was 6 months pregnant and should have known better.
She turned to Charlie and handed him a £5 note, “take your brothers to the shop and get some sweets whilst Mama talks to Aunt El and sees Papa okay?” she said.
Charlie beamed, took two year old William’s hand and Alex followed. Sophie knew the best way to get her kids to behave was through food and bribes and as they walked away she just looked at Eloise and with a glare said “spill”
Eloise grimaced and with a heavy sigh, explained everything that had happened right down to their discussion about calling her. “I’m waiting for them to come look at my wrist, I can’t have an X-Ray so they’re working out how to figure out if it’s broken or not…” she said
“The baby?” Sophie asked knowing when she told Phillip it would be one i oh f the first things he’d ask.
“They’re fine, it was the first thing they did when I got here. I’m the least injured, it would have been Hyacinth if she hadn’t tried to attack Greg” Eloise explained but before Sophie could do anything more than sigh, Eloise was called into the room to see her doctor and another doctor walked over to Sophie to explain what had happened and the extent of the injuries to the Bridgertons.
Sophie listened and felt her blood boiling as she listened; Anthony had whiplash so was in a neck brace, Daphne had a fractured Arm, Gregory a broken one as well as a bruised coccyx, they suspected Eloise just had a sprained wrist, Francesca had fractured a couple of ribs, Hyacinth had sustained an eye injury which would leave her with a black eye and she was wearing a patch and she’d also broken her toe kicking the go-kart and Benedict and Colin had fared the worst each breaking a leg.
Sophie felt her legs nearly go at the news. Her husband. Her idiot husband had broken his leg…
Was it not bad enough that she had four kids to deal with, now she had her injured husband, and her idiot brother-in-law was about to be a father in a month’s time had broken his as well…
“I can take you in to see your husband if you wish” the doctor said as Sophie digested all the information
“I will in a five minutes i just have a phone call to make” Sophie said
The doctor nodded “he’s in room two when you’re ready” the doctor said and walked off and headed into Francesca’s room.
Sophie had had enough, she knew exactly who needed to be called, the only person who could them see sense, to realise that they’re far too old to be doing shit like this and that they had to be more bloody responsible.
Mario Kart go karting… honestly…
With a sigh Sophie whipped her phone out and dialled the number that belonged to her mother-in-law.
“Sophie dear, this is a pleasant surprise, hello dear”
“Hello Violet, sorry but this isn’t a pleasant surprise… i’m at the hospital” Sophie said
“Oh no, is everything alright? Are the boys and Vi okay?” Violet asked sounding panicked
“Oh my kids are okay… i’m calling about yours” Sophie said
“Oh no is Ben okay?” Violet asked, assuming it was just the one she was calling about
“No he is not. He’s broke his leg… and the rest of his idiotic siblings are here also…” Sophie said and as Violet made a noise of confusion “they lied to everyone and went off to go karting and not just go karting, mario-karting…”
“Please tell me you’re making this up” Violet said
“I wish i was Violet” Sophie said as she then rattled off their injuries and everything Eloise had told her
“I am going to murder them. What do they think they’re playing at??” Violet said “I will be right down. They need their heads banging together, i am sick of this”
“Thank you Violet, I suspect some of them may require a lift home as when everyone else finds out… i can’t imagine they’ll come for them and Penelope can’t even drive at the moment so…”
“I’ll bring the minivan…” Violet said
Sophie thanked her mother-in-law and decided she’d go see her husband before she told the rest of the spouses.
The boys were still down the shop so she pushed the pushchair with a sleeping Violet into room two where Benedict was sitting in a leg brace, looking sheepish as he spotted his wife.
“I can explain…” he said sheepishly
“Can you? Can you explain why you lied to me, why your siblings all lied to their respective partners and you all went off to do something childish and not to mention Dangerous?”
“Soph… please… I am sorry I lied but firstly it wasn’t my idea and I was crashed into… and secondly, if i had told you, you would have told the other and we were just having a fun day out, we used to do it like once a month and we’ve never been injured before…”
“You do this once a month??” Sophie asked incredulously.
“Used to… we’ve not been since Violet was born and it had never been go karting…” Benedict said but seeing the look on his wife’s face he knew better than to say anything more “Look I am really sorry and I know i’m in trouble but can I take Vi and have cuddles to cheer me up please?” as he held his arms out expectantly figuring Sophie would feel a little sorry for him with his injury since it wasn’t actually his fault
“No” Sophie said and Benedict’s mouth fell open as he stared at his wife “you are not getting Violet cuddles until your leg is out of that bloody cast. We are a week into the summer holidays and you’ve rendered yourself useless for the remainder of the school holidays meaning not only do I have to look after FOUR children on my own now, but I am going to have to look after you because you’re so feckless and reckless and didn’t think for one second that this was the stupidest idea you lot could have ever come up with!” sophie replied, not even raising her voice and the moment she finished Benedict burst into tears.
Sophie knew withholding his daughter from him was the worst punishment but she was sick of them all, she was fed up of them being so reckless and competitive and he had to be taught a lesson.
“Please soph… don’t… don’t do this” Benedict sobbed
“Too late… oh and your mother is on her way… she wants a word with you all” Sophie said as she turned Violet around in her pushchair “they’ll take you down for a cast shortly then we’re going home and you’re in the spare room. I’ll be outside, letting the others know about you bloody idiots” she said as she left the room leaving her husband crying and a little panicked knowing his mother was on her way and that they were all in trouble.
Sophie sat down watching as one by one the siblings were taken into one room as per her request (curtsey of Violet) and she saw the look on their faces when they spoke to Benedict and learned their mother was en route and that was why they were being gathered in one room.
Sophie knew it was extreme but as she texted the Spousal group chat, and watched Violet, the family matriarch walk into the ward, a face like thunder, her shoulder set as she threw the door open and looked at children in various states as she yelled “WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU ALL THINKING? LYING TO YOUR PARTNERS? I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT”
Francesca tried to speak up “mum we didn’t…”
“DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT LYING TO ME FRANCESCA BRIDGERTON” as she slammed the door shut and it muffled the sounds but Sophie smirked to herself as she watched each of the Bridgerton’s in turn jumping as they were yelled at.
Charlie, Alex and William all appeared a few minutes into Violet’s tirade and Alex blinked “Grandma is angry”
“I think Papa and everyone are in big trouble” Charlie said as Alex’s face lit up with a cheeky grin.
“What did Papa do?” he asked
“He lied to Mama, and broke his leg, so Papa is not allowed cuddles from anyone until his leg is better do you understand?” she said to her boys.
“Papa naughty?” two year old William asked “no snuggles?”
“Yes Papa has been naughty, we don’t tell lies do we?” Sophie asked
All three boys shook their heads “no or our noses get big!” Charlie said
“Exactly, or you hurt yourself like your Uncle’s and Aunties have” Sophie said.
Sophie just sat and watched smugly as Violet continued to yell and berate her children for nearly an hour. Phillip turned up half way through and Eloise spotted him through the window and mouthed “Rescue me”
Phillip just shook her head and took a seat next to Sophie “how long has Violet been yelling?”
“Half hour so far…” Sophie grinned
“Hopefully this will teach them a lesson”
“Between that, no Snu Snu and the film I've got of the first twenty minutes of her tirade should hopefully be enough” Sophie grinned.
“You’ve gotta send that to the chat” Phillip said and Sophie agreed, sending the video to the rest of the Spouses and they just hoped, beyond hope, that it would be the last time that they’d be visiting the hospital for a game night related injury.
#group chat au#bridgerton#bridgerton siblings#bridgerton family#bridgerton spouses#inspired by shinnie#just carnage#this was fun to write
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for the first hour of matches ive only been against team wizard (obv, since they def got the popularity vote)
and so far these matches have gone only 1 of 2 ways:
either they absolutely stomp us, like we lose 20% to 60% or something
or it's the inverse and we wallop them so hard i feel bad about it afterwards (ive won 3 matches tonight at ≥70%)
fascinating
#no middle ground no equal fights#just war#just carnage#just chaos#blessed#splatoon 3#splatoon#splatfest#splatoween
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Realization I made about my comfort movies last night
#It’s just my brand I guess#symbrock#eddie brock#venom#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#spirk#james kirk#jim kirk#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#venom movie#venom let there be carnage#x men#x men first class#x men days of future past#star trek#star trek 2009#star trek into darkness
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Regicide
#HAPPY FOURTH ANNIVERSARY ULTRAKILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Ultrakill#Gabriel Ultrakill#Councilor Ultrakill#Ultrakill council#Blood#HEAVILY inspired by the end of act 2 cutscene of course; I just wanted to draw it from a different angle to showcase the carnage#Also because someone asked while I was posting WIPs: he's not stepping on the balcony because this is supposed to be a moment before that#Same reason his wings aren't flared#Hrokkall art
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No wonder tmagp is shorter than tma if gertrude is still around
#tmagp#tmagp 8#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers#they might kill her first to show that whatever we have instead of the fears is stronger#but they might also just point her at the bad guys and sit back and watch as she wrecks carnage
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You know every single fandom ever has done the merman AU. There is a mountain of fanfiction and fanart out there for merman AUs. You think of a popular ship, I guarantee you there is merman AU fanworks of it.
OFMD just decided to bring the merman AU to canon for a hot moment. A bold move. A batshit crazy move. A fucking power move in my opinion. Anyone doubting this show was for fandom can no longer doubt it. Call it cringe or embarassing all you like, but I am so fucking impressed they did that. Amazing. 10/10 no notes. Sorry to any Kiwi's present but Rhys Darby makes for a very hunky merman too. They fully dedicated themselves to getting New Zealands funny uncle into a proper silicon merman tale, complete with pretty flowy fins and actual GLITTER and made him swim up to Taika Waititi underwater in a recreation of that scene from Splash. No one is doing it like them. I think the only way a show could top this is somehow bringing omegaverse to the silver screen... but that is perhaps a tad too far across the fandom/canon divide!
#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#blackbonnet#our flag means death#rhys darby#taika waititi#stede bonnet#edward teach#there is only one other person alive willing to cross these fandom boundaries#and that person is neil gaiman#i hope he watches ofmd and takes it as a challenge#the only way to top this is to put david tennant and michael sheen through just as much carnage in gos3#i dare him
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She hasn't even gotten to the time travel part yet.
#arcane#jinx arcane#silco#silco and jinx#arcane spoilers#Silco's lowkey glad this technically isn’t his problem#but jinx summoned him... so he'll hand her a 10 point plan on how to salvage this#ghosts are real in lol so this 1000% plausible just like the plot#his plan is absolute carnage... so not too different from before
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Don't you understand what they did? The elves ripped away our dreams so we would be still! Why should they thrive while we lie broken and forgotten? [...] I remember all of it. Everything the Evanuris did to the Titans. And now the world will remember!
#grgrgrgrggrg#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#userhalk#datvedit#lace harding#veilguard spoilers#da spoilers#dragon age spoilers#spoilers spoilers spoilers#just imaging the carnage lyrium lace was wanting to unleash#the titans would swallow................so many people whole
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Venom: I need to be closer to you
Eddie: You are literally a part of me
Venom: NO ! I need to be inside your skin!!!
Eddie: YOU ARE!!!
#if you couldn't tell#i just finished the venom movies#they are married your honor#gay ass bitches#venom#venom symbiote#venom x eddie#eddie brock#symbrock#venom the last dance#venom let there be carnage
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i killed. i murdered. i'm nothing like these sleepy people here… nevertheless, you can actually be grateful? bastard… i’m saying… thank you. because you spilled blood, you saved all of these people’s lives. i couldn’t have done it without you. (ID in alt)
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#participated in altades' dance collab :3 very grateful for the opportunity and many thanks to them for organizing this!#there was a lot of vw arc choices... but i went for the leonof arc bc it's a dear vw moment to me#i think a lot of the leonof arc further breaks down vash's ideology and for the readers - together with ww- to learn that his ideals aren't#pure naivety and that vash knows he's at an odd standpoint with himself. he's criticized ww for shooting rai-dei just prior when ww had don#so on the behalf of vash but here he thanks him for killing on behalf of his home and its genuine. bc vash's presence - although it's not#his fault - he was the reason leonof and gray had gotten to the ship and killed people there. that's the guilt he has to live with and#despite his anger he'd still resolute not to kill. meanwhile ww just did what he had to - beating down on a seemingly immortal monster but#at the core made up of many lives he had to take and i feel as the fight dragged on - his own mentality waned. committing active carnage#while remembering the orphanage... and bearing that guilt alongside the words vash left with him during rai-dei's death#only for vash to thank him afterwards what he's done and for apologizing for pushing his beliefs on ww when he had no solutions of his own#anyway. i just have so an immense love for this arc bc they just got around to appreciating each other in weird ways. though ofc its still#weird and confusing for ww bc every new info on vash it'll just be strange to him as someone who's human#ruporas art
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gonna be so real i miss the sewer dinosaurs
#was liveblogging direct to miffy most of the afternoon so i am behind on my continual venomposting. i'll catch up on it. maybe.#but i'm in the absolute carnage run now 👍 quick sidetrack#hate when they do that to be honest i want to be able to open a comic and just click through...#they hate me and they want to send me on scavenger hunts to read comics every day of my life...#venomposting#venom#absolute carnage
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"Venom isn't gay" okay then what is this?
#so here is a video edit I just made#rewatched this before the third movie tonight and realized I had to do this#and right after my Saw one too lmao what a week#venom#eddie brock#symbrock#venom 2018#venom let there be carnage#venom 2#myedit#venomedit#symbrockedit
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Amazing to me how many violence loving bigots are trying to act like their fetish for the brutalization of innocents is somehow progressive or in support of any cause.
Equating a brutal group of terrorists with all Palestinians is bigoted and untrue. Saying Hamas's tactics are acceptable since Palestinians just can't help committing war crimes because they are incapable of not brutalizing old women and children is bigoted and untrue. Saying it's ok to rape and torture people to death as long as they're Jews is bigoted and untrue.
Hamas stands for nothing. They are a hate group. Just like their supporters.
#so many ppl acting like it's not a bigoted and regressive take to be like:#oh. well. that would be a war crime if the WEST did it but we can't hold palestinians to the same#standards#Hamas oppresses Palestinians. They don't care about them. Just like these people who support Hamas and celebrate a massacre.#also Hamas is a terrorist organization. they are not the same as#Palestine. But just like Hamas most of ya'll don't care about Palestinians. You're just violence lovers excited by the idea of carnage.#Hamas is a hate group and their supporters don't care about Palestine. They just care about watching Israel burn.#Hamas#Palestine#Israel#Gaza
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Being a fan of Noshir Dalal as Charles Smith and being a fan of Noshir Dalal as Rampart have two very different outcomes
When Noshir talks about Red Dead, it's typically the most eloquent and profound thing you've read in weeks
And when he talks about The Bad Batch it's just
#it's so much fun honestly#his posts about charles are gut-wrenchingly beautiful#and then when it comes to tbb it's just 'how much carnage can one man cause with one tweet?'#star wars#the bad batch#red dead redemption 2#charles smith#noshir dalal
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Venom 2 spoilers
Watching let there be carnage and oh my god yall weren't kidding about the break up scene. This is whole ass a break up.
"Go! Get out!"
"This is MY house!?"
Venom having a tantrum and wrecking his bike after leaving and throwing eddies tv out the window..
Eddie telling V that HE needs HIM because if not, he would die, and he didn't CHOOSE him. He took him in cause his own people dont even like him? Ouch.
Eddie TAPING his vents shut (as if that would do anything LMAO) but STILL
#this is literally just toxic yaoi#let there be carnage#venom let there be carnage#venom#veddie#symbrock#eddie brock#venom spoilers#venom x eddie
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What Picture Of You The Baki Men Choose As Their Phone Background, Pt. 1 <3
Reader X Baki, Retsu, and Katsumi
I saw this prompt for some other fandoms and thought it was absolutely adorable, so here are some silly little sweet headcanons for your reading pleasure!
Thank you and I hope you enjoy!
Warnings: Mostly fluff, some mentions of suggestive themes and spicy texts, but other than that it’s rather mild. Also, it’s pretty lightly edited. No gendered words, but leans towards a female reader.
/)/) /)/) ( . .) (⸝⸝ᵕ ᵕ) ~ ♪ (ა📱ა૮( )ა
Baki Hanma 📱
Lock Screen- A cute picture of the two of you from one of your first official dates. It was at an amusement park and some of the park employees were greeting oncoming guests dressed up as mascots, milling around the front of the park posing with and taking pictures with the newcomers. At the time you were rather embarrassed, the characters mostly flocked to the children that were entering the park, but since there were no children in your party they all buzzed around you instead. The huge, florescent pink cat-suited individual that danced around you commented on what a lovely couple you were, urging you and Baki to form a heart with your hands as they posed energetically behind you, their cohort (an equally bright blue dog) snapping a quick picture of the three of you with Baki’s phone. Though the photo was rushed and a little blurry, you are all smiles in the shot, both yourself and Baki looking both bashful and genuinely happy. The love radiating through that image alone warms his heart each time he glances at it, and it warmed yours in turn to know he cherished the memory as much as you did, going so far as to set it as his lock screen so that he could be reminded of it each time he checked his phone.
Home Screen- A candid picture of yourself on another one of your dates, taken quite some time after the amusement park picture was taken. The newbie awkwardness in your relationship had greatly diminished at this point, a peaceful sort of comfort and familiarity now reigning supreme in your romance. Years of being with another person does that to you, your new-relationship jitters subsiding as you get to know all about your partner, their best and worst sides. With time all their obnoxious or gross habits have long since been laid bare, but you are still somehow simultaneously finding new things about them that make you love them even more. Your love changes with time, morphing from something fresh and new to something much deeper, more concrete, more real. The picture he displayed on his homes screen was taken on a random day at a random time when nothing in particular was going on. You were simply walking in front of him and stopped for a brief moment to look at something across the way. He wasn’t even sure what it was that caught your attention, didn’t even really care, he was just fully fixated on you and how breathtakingly gorgeous you looked in that average, everyday moment. Before he even realized he was doing it he snapped a pic, and he was very grateful that he did. Each time he stares at his screen his heart races, beating so rapidly it’s as if he was back in the puppy-love stage of the relationship, and he falls for you all over again.
/)/) /)/) ( . .) (⸝⸝ᵕ ᵕ) ~ ♪ (ა📱ა૮( )ა
Retsu Kaioh 📱
Lock Screen- Like Baki, Retsu is rather fond of candid pictures. Something about capturing you spur of the moment in your day to day life really appeals to him, his heart fluttering when he catches glimpses of reminders that you have become a part of his daily routine. He gets to witness you in all states of being, and knowing you are comfortable enough around him to be your most natural, unguarded self, warms his heart like nothing else. You yourself didn’t find anything super special about the picture he took of you at the home and garden store. If anything you felt the image of yourself holding a succulent in a death grip, eying it a little too intensely as you debated whether you wanted to purchase it or not, was embarrassing. Retsu begs to differ, and each time you gripe about it he goes on a mini spiel, explaining to you in a little too much detail just how endearing he finds your ‘suffering an internal crisis as you try to find the perfect plant for the kitchen windowsill’ expression. This never ceases to instantly make your cheeks blush bright red at the impassioned nature of his tone. Still, the fact that he can find such ardent moments of love in the mundane is one of the reasons why you fell for him to begin with. You hope to share many more little adventures with him that yield even more random pictures you can look back on and smile, whether you personally find them flattering or not. As long as they bring Retsu joy, you will find joy in them as well.
Home Screen- If the picture of you at the store made you a little self-conscious, then his home screen was enough to make you want to bury your face and cry. At some point he had snapped an image of you asleep on the couch. This wasn’t some cutesy ‘I just fell asleep and look like a peaceful little angel’ snooze either- you were DEEP in the troughs of a nap, completely dead to the world. Mouth wide open with a rivulet of drool seeping out the side, old shirt rumpled up with your hand rested on your exposed belly, hair an absolute rats nest as it messily framed your head, it was the kind of picture that could easily be used as blackmail. Yet Retsu cherished it, beaming down at it like a parent looking at their child’s straight A report card. While you cringed each time you peered at his phone screen, questioning why in the world he would pick such an unflattering picture of you to stare at each day, it crossed your mind that maybe he set it as a joke, or to poke fun at you. That thought was quickly laid to rest however, as the sheer look of pure love that reflected in his eyes each time he stared at it made you keenly aware that his choice of setting it as his wallpaper was no prank. Somehow he found true beauty in that gross picture of you, and that in and of itself melted your heart a little bit. So it didn’t really matter how much you loathed the picture, after seeing Retsu’s puppy dog eyes as he stared at your passed out visage you decided it was fine to let him keep it as his background in lieu of something a little more complementary (as long as no one else was allowed to use his phone and potentially see it, that is).
/)/) /)/) ( . .) (⸝⸝ᵕ ᵕ) ~ ♪ (ა📱ა૮( )ა
Katsumi Orochi 📱
Lock Screen- He is definitely the type of dude to have some kind of dweeby, professionally done picture of the two of you as his lock screen. You remember thinking he was kidding when he asked you if you were interested in booking a couples photo session, but when you noted the serious look in his eye as he pressed the issue, you knew the offer wasn’t a joke. Though hesitant, you found yourself unable to turn him down, and a few days later you found yourself in a photo studio posing awkwardly while a photographer happily snapped away, complimenting what a cute couple you were as he directed you to pose this way or that. Despite the previous uncertainty and slightly uncomfortable atmosphere, quite a few gems were born from the shoot, and you ended up being very happy to have some beautifully charming shots to look back on. A certain picture stood out from the rest, one grabbed just as some silly, random comment from Katsumi made you both burst into a fit of laughter. With his arms wrapped around you from behind and huge genuine smiles engulfing both your faces, you leaned into one other, reliant on each other’s support lest you collapse to the ground into a pile of giggles. It was such a fun, happy capture that it very easily became your all-time favorite picture of the two of you. So you couldn’t help but smile when you happened to spy his lock screen, finding it ironic that he chose your favorite picture to grace his background, especially when your own lock screen displayed the exact same pic. <3
Home Screen- A spicier selfie you sent him in the past. While there is no nudity in the shot itself, you can pinpoint the precise moment you took the shot, remembering it as one that definitely led to some much more revealing pictures (with provocative text to match). You also remembered being quite proud of the selfie- the seductive smolder in your eye, the way your shirt had slunk down your shoulder, the coy little smile on your face as you bit into your bottom lip, all of it came together for a truly sexy presentation. You weren’t one to often brag about your looks, but that day you worked hard to look hot and it had certainly paid off. That day had also blessed you with good lighting and one of the best hair/makeup days of your life, so to see the image grace his phone screen made butterflies burst in your stomach, a feeling of elation washing over you with the realization that the effort you put in was not in vain. Though it made you blush a little to see that he had made one of the private pictures you sent him his phone background, there was no denying that it pleased you greatly. He was the type of man that earnestly believed that you were the most gorgeous thing on the planet no matter how much or little you were dolled up, but realizing that he took extra notice of when you put in effort to look your best for him, liking it to the point of making it a picture he could stare at all day (while all manner of fantasies were surely buzzing through his brain)…. Well, it certainly set your heart a flutter, for more reason than one.
/)/) /)/) ( . .) (⸝⸝ᵕ ᵕ) ~ ♪ (ა📱ა૮( )ა
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