#just came

[jellyfishhutcherson]

#NEEDTHAT

[fuckthegurlz]

Guys omg this was so sexyyyyyy

[cheekychicksblog]

I need to be a YouTuber.

I have funny stories and silly lore that I can drop every few videos.

I appreciate so much different media and can crack a joke or display my knowledge at any moment- keeping people on their feet.

I have known from a young age that stand up comedy is one of my many callings…. I am funny.

I can talk and at a pace that keeps you engaged. And because I’m an interesting person I will only be talking about interesting stuff.

From some angles I can be attractive, and where I can see too much ugly I will use a beauty filter so you don’t have to have an ugly girl on your screen (I will be open about using filters to cater to people who like transparency).

Please I wanna be one so bad. Being paid to do stuff that you want to do urghhhhhh. Hngghhg uyhhh ughhhh.

[headcarsbendlng]

UGHH IF YOU MUST KNOW (jk no one asked)

i was watching the interview back again and this is what Inspired me . the condescending little head nod in specific OH im on the ground

[whewchilly]

Let’s go hunting.

[nineteenfairies]

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD ROBBERS LIKE THIS???

[scotty-bear]

She so sexy

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[darklight-owl]

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[samicah]

zoo wee mama . . . .

HUGH JACKMAN as LOGAN HOWLETT/WOLVERINE

X-Men: Days of future past (2014) dir. Bryan Singer

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[demonicsuffrage]

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)