#just avenge my dude

[sidekickjoey]

If Eddie is really gone for good in S5, then I want Steve to make good on his instruction to ‘Make him pay’ tenfold. I want him to avenge the hell out of Eddie and do the honors of taking down Vecna for good.

I don’t even care if it’s for platonic or non-platonic reasons. The Duffers are free to decide. But I want nothing more than for Steve to approach Vecna and make sure his final death comes courtesy of Eddie Munson and everyone who ever knew him. I want that demon to go down hearing that Eddie and Chrissy and everyone else he took the lives of will be loved and remembered far longer than his cold heart ever will.

Bonus points if the nail bat is involved.

[mooblybloom]

Had another dream thought The both of you might want to know about it

@mae-mae-me & @elithemiar-blog

Peter in the compound with a very sleepy Wulf in his lap I see pets it while doing his physics homework Tony walks in and stares at the wolf that is glowing green in Peter's lap and immediately panics

Tony very nervously: Peter why is there a glowing wolf in your lap?

Peter looking up from his homework confused for about 3 seconds before he makes a face and realization and says: Oh that's Wulf spelled with a u

Tony: Okay cool Why is Wulf in your lap?

Peter: He was sleepy and wanted to hang out

Tony: How did he get here without setting off any alarms

Peter: Oh will he opened it a portal through dimensions and the reason you weren't alerted was because I told Friday he was a friend

Tony: He's your friend? How?

Peter: I became friends with the death God

Tony: I'm sorry you what?

And then it cuts over to shuri making an amalgamated abomination of what looks to be a plasma sword for Peter

Peter deadpan: Met interdimensional wolf on a mission tried to get him back to his owner met God became friends with God

Tony: hUh-?

Peter: Just smiling walk away Tony. It's better for your sanity. Oh and don't going to the other part of the lab shuri's making something beyond our mortal minds

[purple--queen]

Just thinking about Clint defending himself "no I am not a mutant or inhuman or anything else I am simply just a human" & some people probably still thinking he is lying because "just a human can't have a perfect aim & being able to do all of this"

[summer-sapphic]

Hi I'm mad

[doodlingwren]

My current mood is to add 89438466849 stuff to my post queue to reblog them later on while trying to ignore the fact that I didn't post anything for any of the Aries b-days or for Alde b-day like 😭😭😭

[kayvsworld]

everything i learn abt infinity war and engame makes me feel like i am actively hallucinating

[zombiekillerbiceps]

LOVED the recent piece!! Not sure if you're familiar but wanted to ask, what are your thoughts on dbf!Leon (Dad's best friend)?

Not really my bag, I'm sorry! I know plenty of other authors enjoy writing it, I'm just not huge on big age differences or the dd/lg stuff I see associated with it. Calling a dude (or lady) Daddy as a sexy nickname is one thing, but the full dynamic gives me the ick personally.

Rant below is just explaining my perspective! I'm not denouncing anyone for liking it, and if any moots wanna give themselves a shout-out down below so anon can follow you and read your dbf!Leon stuff go ahead! (This is not permission to go harass those people either. If I had an issue with someone, I would deal with it myself like a big boy.)

I also don't really get the whole.... having sex with a dude to stick it to my dad?? Idk, I'm very close with my father irl, so it's like.... he'd either raise concerns and I'd listen to his advice, or he'd be like "you're an adult? i dont care?" OR the much creepier side to me is the idea that dbf!Leon was your dad's friend when you were growing up and I simply don't think grooming is sexy.

I'm not really into ageplay either lol. Irl I'm very short (under 5ft) and I have Issues with partners being into me because I'm child-like (past experience, ugh).

Then there's a huge trend in it with dbf!Leon like, talking down to the pov character and nooooooooooooothiiiiiiiiing sets me off faster than some fucking middle aged man talking to me like I'm stupid. Like. I pay taxes. I am getting a master's. I do not need you. I'm probably smarter than you and if you say some shit like "you're too little to do it yourself" I'm kicking you out of my house and then doing whatever you said I couldn't More and Angrier out of spite. I am your equal, or I am nothing at all.

Also I KNOW it's an unpopular opinion but the dbf!Leon I usually see is Vendetta Leon and he's sooooo crawliiiiing in my skiiiiin yknow? Like I can't. If I was going to date a scary goth dude, I'd go full Eric Draven with it yknow? Dream of the Endless type shit. I can't with the forty year old three-days-grace thing. You want me to take you seriously? Sir you listen to Five Finger Death Punch. Please.

[eorzeashan]

I made Eight in Maplestory (or to the best of my f2p ability... you only get an eye coupon later so I can't change his eyes from red to brown yet) 'but admin why is his hair so long' well you see it's my hc that his hair grows out really long like this in the winter.

[angelamontoo]

Listening to The Lodger again for the first time in a while(and man! I forgot how good petes performance is in it) and I got to thinking

When you guys listen to petes radio stuff do you still imagine him looking like Peter Lorre(I definitely do)

And as a bonus question for if you answered 'Yes' to the first, when you listen to Radio adaptions of Peters films, do you imagine him looking the exact same as he did in the film or slightly different?

[trainer-blue]

i love how fontaine engineers an entire like. Con w atlas to make jack like “oh dang we gotta go kill andrew ryan!” Like babe 💞💞 jack is literally a sleeper agent w like one billion activation codes built into him just fucking wyk him 💞💞💞 . it’s okay 💞

[meliake]

if I could erase any fucking comic book character in existance it would be Namor

[asterdeer]

literally on the cusp of writing star wars fanfic because this obscure EU book from 1994 did my new favorite poor little meow meow so so dirty

[le-panda-chocovore]

I talked about JJK with my friends this week and I said this :

Gege Akutami forgot about the original plot and is now just having fun by torturing the characters. He's playing how far he can get before the fans stop reading.

I may have say that because of the deception of ch236 but I genuinely think that is what's happening right now.

One of my friend thinks he likes the bad buzz JJK gets from the fan ranting about how he had no right to do this or that. Since the JJK tag is trending, it make people curious and they start to read the manga/watch the anime to see why everyone is crying.

I remember that I started it because it was another one of those cool shonen about personal growth and parallels and philosophy. I loved the discourse about "true humans" and the role of sorcerers, I loved how they showed a rotten system that has to be destroy, I loved the idea of giving teenagers the right to live freely and happily. That story began with Yuji not wanting to die alone or with regrets and now he's a useless character, his 2 friends are in an unknown state (presumably dying) and he totally hates himself.

I'd say that the main problem with the Jujutsu Kaisen universe is that the author doesn't care about his characters.

There’s so much I could analyze about the current state of JJK. Like the way it used to have a real plot and now it’s just a male power fantasy like every other battle shonen. The way Yuuji isn’t even the protagonist anymore. The way Akutami has and is mistreating all the women when, in the beginning, it seemed like there would be meaningful commentary on the in-universe misogyny. The way the worldbuilding is so convoluted now that I just skip over the long-winded exposition because I know It won’t make sense to me. The way the systemic issues aren’t even a driving part of the story anymore. The way we haven’t seen Nobara (one of our main characters!) in over 100 chapters. The way this fight between Gojo and Sukuna feels ridiculous with the rest of the cast standing around watching them without being involved. The w

[jiarkives]

can you watch my boyfriend for me?

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ summary — you do the trend where you ask your followers to watch your boyfriend.

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ character — bucky barnes (marvel)

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ content — fluff

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ notes — pretend they’re still in the tower,,, no endgame au; they’re all happy and alive 🤭 this piece is shorter i just wanted to write

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Whenever you scroll on TikTok, you would come across videos where the user would ask their followers and viewers to watch their boyfriend for them. You find every video adorable and wholesome, so you decided to try it on your 107-year-old boyfriend, who is currently eating his breakfast alone. Perfect.

You approach your unsuspecting boyfriend with the video already rolling, then you place the phone in front of him. “Can you watch my boyfriend for me while I do my business? Thanks, you guys.” Then you’re gone before he could even get a word in.

He looks back to where you walked off before sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose as he looks over to the camera with his awkward but lovable smile.

“Guess you’re all stuck with me... whoever you are.” His brows then furrow. “Wait, are you even there? I don’t know. I’ve been getting the hang of these newer technology, but... they’re tricky, you know?”

He shrugs, eating a spoonful of cereal, his eyes lighting up slightly as he turns his bowl towards the camera. “Oreos as cereals.” He snorts.

“I wonder what’s taking her so long,” he mumbles with a worried frown. “What if it’s the time of her month? She’ll tell me, right?”

But you don’t come and somewhere during the video, Steve appears with Sam as they come back from their run. The video becomes more chaotic and noisier with Steve and Sam, but they quickly leave after a few minutes and he’s alone again. And you still hasn’t come back.

As the video hit its ten minute mark, you come back with a grin, taking your phone and speaking, “Thanks, guys!”

Once the video is turned off, Bucky turns to you with his brows drawn together in concern. “Is it your time of the month?”

Bonus — comments:

User 1: he was nice didn’t try to bite 10/10 i will watch again

User 2: he brought friends over when you left is that okay???

User 3: dude!!! i babysat the avengers!!! wait til my friends hear about this

[1mlei]

I absolutely love the idea that Danny kills the Joker (because creepy clowns eww) and Jason happens to walk in right as he's panicking all over the place. Danny is desperately trying to explain it was an accident, while Jason's over here simultaneously feeling the best he's ever felt since his revival and falling head over heels in love at the same time.

Very cute, very fun, wholesome murder, 10/10 will read every time.

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Danny: *shoving Joker's body behind dumpster in a panic*

Jason: "Is that a dead body?"

Danny, recognizing Red Hood as someone famous in the Realms for avenging murder victims: "Oh hi Mr. Hood, ma'am, sir.. See this isn't what it looks like, it was a total accident I swear on half my life!"

Jason: "Half your wha-"

Danny, still in shock: It's just he was being all creepy, and I've had bad experiences with clowns before, I and then this one had a gun so I pushed him a bit, didn't mean to kill the dude, honestly!"

Jason: *walks over to check body*

Danny: "Soo, total accident, and I don't feel like being arrested, so I'm gonna go.."

Jason, realizing that is indeed the Joker lying dead behind a dumpster: "Hang on, at least give me-"

Jason turning around and seeing his saviour has vanished: "Damn, didn't even get his number."

...

Jason: *giddily takes selfie with corpse*

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Jason: *patrolling in relative peace when he sees some random guy and the flipping Joker in an alley, said Joker has a gun pulled on the poor guy*

Jason: *about to swing in to save the day and take out the Joker*

Danny, faced with a clown pointing a gun at his head while ranting about all the creepy things he's gonna do: "Yea no that's not gonna fly"

Danny: *Goes full on eldritch abomination and eats the Joker's soul, leaving his body as a lifeless husk*

Jason, standing at the mouth of the alley in disbelief:

Danny, turning back into his human form: "Oh eww, so not worth it, that guy tasted terrible."

Jason: *frantically straightens his jacket, tries to fix his hair and realizes his helmet's in the way, then strikes a pose and tries to look natural*

Danny: *turns around and realizes he's not alone*("omg is that Red Hood?")

Jason, using all his rizz: "Hey there handsome, don't suppose you'd let me treat you to some dessert after a meal like that? There's a place down the street ;)"

Danny: "..What?"

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Alternatively, Danny and Jason were already dating but got into an argument.

Danny, walking down a street brooding thinking: "Man, I've got to figure out how to make it up to Jason, chocolates, flowers, maybe get him a book, hmmm.."

Joker: *creepy giggling as he yanks a random kid that looks like he could possibly be a Wayne into alley™*

Danny, eyes lighting up: "Ohh yes you'll be perfect, thanks dude :]"

Joker: "Wh-"

..20 minutes later..

Danny, walking into his and Jason's apartment: "Babe! I'm sorry about earlier, but I have something to make it up to you!"

Jason, peeking around the corner with a frown: "Well whatever it is it's not just gonna fix- is that the fucking Joker?"

Danny: "Yep! Don't worry he only looks dead cause I'm holding his soul hostage right now, I thought you should get to do the honours <3"

Jason:

Danny:

Jason:

Danny: "...I have chocolates and that book you wanted to read as well..?"

Jason: "Marry me"

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Mmmhhh yes I love this trope so much!!

[seat-safety-switch]

"Uber Eats customer service," beeps the Uber Eats customer service person.

"A bobcat just killed and ate the delivery dude," I express sorrowfully into the receiver. "I'm gonna need a refund."

You might criticize me for being cold to my fellow worker. This is fair, but I am also conditioned by a lifetime of marinating in capitalist ideology to extract maximum value from the $50 gift card I just found in the parking lot. And the Arby's dinner I bought with it is currently residing inside the stomach of Lynx rufus, or maybe just a really big stray tabby.

Either way, there is nothing that I can do for the former person that my phone tells me was named Emil. Even if I were to kill and eat the aggressive bobcat myself in a misguided attempt to avenge him, it would merely serve as a sort of tragedy turducken, and possibly even be illegal. While ruminating on just how long I have to wait for the bobcat to digest Emil's remains before it's no longer cannibalism-via-proxy, I notice that the line has been silent for quite awhile. As I have been trained by many similar systems, I immediately yell a compound profanity, triggering an elevation to the next level of call centre operator. No doubt the recording of this call is already in their private collection of "all-time bests," right next to the tape of the Uber guy who's afraid of clowns valiantly trying to deliver to a circus.

After a few seconds, a new operator switches onto the line. "Sir, we're going to refund your entire order, and rate Emil five-stars. His family will receive the customary Uber Eats death benefits, and he will be buried in our veteran's cemetery with full corporate honours. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"

"Yeah," I drawl, already becoming tired of asserting my rights as a consumer. "Do you know if Arby's still makes those deli sandwiches?"