#just as much as I won't pretend Jackson is straight

[the-hypocrisy]

"This character is queer, obviously he's gay" - say the people, referring to the hot male character who's seen banging girls hard from episode one, and known to be a womanizer.

You can ship whatever you want, but I tought it was bad to assume someone's sexuality based on your opinion and forcing it on them...

Like, boo, ship it, but don't pretend it's canon or act like the writers did something wrong there. They showed you who was in the character's bed during enough screen time, respect it.

Love is love, there's nothing wrong anyway.

[hello-nichya-here]

What are your thoughts on MJ's daughter supporting Israel and trying to distance herself from her dad? Girl won't even defend him

Jesus fucking Christ, are you guys coordinating these asks? This is the third time one of you asked me it, I'm legit impressed.

Let's get the easy, and horrible part out of the way first: nobody on the fucking planet has any excuse to support Israel. You can hate Hamas and the goverments of countries like Iran without excusing the literal genocide of civilians in Palestine, because yes, that's what Israel is doing right now.

Paris Jackson (and everyone else, famous or not, that is still pretending Israel isn't commiting all kinds of crimes against humanity right now) should have known better and needs to get her shit together.

Now, onto the messy part:

Although Paris has recently said "it's not her role/place" to defend her dad, lets not forget the other things she said on that same controversial statement:

1 - She fully believes her father is innocent and called the "documentary" Leaving Neverland pure lies.

2 - She believes that everything that could be said about her father's innocence has been said already and she'd have nothing new to add to the conversation.

3 - Her cousin Taj has become basically the leader of the family's campain to clear Michael's name and has been doing an amazing job.

4 - She's not as patient as her father was to deal with that kind of stuff and she has been focusing more on trying to recover from her mental health issues.

That last one is important, specially when we remember that Paris has claimed to have been sexually abused in school (which left her with PTSD), and that she has struggled with addiction, paranoia and a freaking suicide attempt.

It would not be surprising to me if having to listen to allegations of childhood sexual abuse is extremelly triggering for her - especially since the person being accused of being the abuser is her late father, who was murdered by his doctor when she was just 10-years-old, and she was treated like a stupid child in denial everytime she tried to point out the things being said about him were not true.

Considering she has continued to praise her father over the years, both with small things like posting a family picture on Father's day this year and big things like saying he was a super accepting man that was totally cool with her not being straight, and DID defend him publically every now and then, like, once again, calling "Leaving Neverland" pure lies when it came out, I'd say she's not really trying to distance herself from her dad or imply she's starting to think he might have been guilty. I think she just genuinely cannot fucking stand having to act as his lawyer only to have every word she says ignored, no matter how much evidence she offers to back it up.

(And before anyone brings up the fact that Taj was also a victim of sexual abuse in his childhood and has is still speaking out in support of his uncle, including of how he helped him deal with his trauma, keep in mind that people cope differently and heal at different paces).

Do I think she could have phrased some things better? Yes.

If either of my parents were accused of something horrible and a bunch of people kept insisting they were guilty despite all evidence poiting to the contrary, would I interact with said celebrities? No, and it is extremelly disappointing whenever Paris does that...

... But then again, Michael was at war with his record label, Sony, for years and was convinced they were not only sabotaging his career but also trying to murder him, yet he still was ready to go on a final tour that was going to make them A LOT of money. Like father, like daughter.

Honestly, I would not blame the entire Jackson family if they just made one last big documentary to try and clear Michael's name, then, regardless of how it was taken, packed all their shit and moved to a remote island, far away from the spotlight and never spoke to any journalist or had any social media presence again. They've been getting screwed over and surrounded by awful people in the industry, the media, and amongst other celebrities since the goddamn sixties, it's a miracle anyone of them is still trying to "play the game" or explain themselves.

[mynewchapter]

With the Percy Jackson series coming out soon, I thought to read the book series again. I'm on the third book The Titan's Curse. Where Nico di Angelo is first introduced. It reminded me of an additional chapter I made for the last book from the second series The Blood of Olympus. I'm not much into writing fan fiction, but I always felt Nico deserved a happy ending. I wrote it back in 2014.

NICO

He never excepted so many questions. Nico felt like a weight was lifted from his shoulders when he finally told Percy that he had had a crush on him. But for four days, Percy wouldn't leave him alone. Percy kept asking questions. Nico did his best to ignore them or if he saw Percy he would hide. "But what do you mean I wasn't your type? Dude! We've been friends for a long time! Why did you never tell me! Is this why you pulling away from everyone? Was this my fault?!" Impressed that Percy could still breathe. Nico pinched the bridge of his nose and exhaled loudly. "Percy, it doesn't matter if you were my type or not, it would never have worked, besides you HAVE ANNABETH! Can we please drop this?"

He walked away fast, hoping Percy wasn't following. He had to find Annabeth, if anyone could control Percy it was her, he wandered around the camp, until he spotted her in front of Athena's cabin.

"Oh my gods! Annabeth, I need your help with Percy." "What's he doing now?" "He won't stop asking me questions, I'm ready to slug him." Annabeth fell over laughing, "well I think you dented his ego a bit with that "You weren't my type" comment." "Can you please stop laughing, this is serious." Nico felt childish for doing so, but he stuck his tongue out at her. "Fine," she tried to catch her breath, "I'll see what I can do." "Thank you!" He looked at his watch, "Dang, I'm late. Talk to you later Annabeth."

Nico ran as fast as he could to the infirmary, he stopped for a moment outside the door to catch his breath. As he walked in, a large number of demigods greeted him, there were still a few that looked nervous around him, and he couldn't blame them. It didn't bother him, he just kept walking to the back of the cabin. "Well look who it is, the son of Hades himself." A blonde hair guy stood up straight, after examining a broken arm. "Glad you could join us." "I'm sorry, I had to ask Annabeth for help with Percy, he won't stop questioning me." Damn, Nico thought, too much information. Will Solace gave him a questioning look, "Oh, what is he asking?" "Um, nevermind that." Nico tried to think fast, "uh, is there anything I can assist you with today?" "Hmm, well actually yes, thank you for asking." Will seemed to have dropped the subject. "We keep running out of bandages, could you please cut us more? Everyone is healing fast, but there are still a lot of injuries." He walked Nico over to a small desk, held out the supply of bandage rolls and scissors.

The days kept on like this, with any free time they had, Nico and Will would hangout near Thalia's tree, and look to Camp Half-Blood, just talking, joking,and laughing. Nico finally felt like he belonged, he had friends, actual friends, not kids just pretending to be nice. Percy seemed to have finally let the questions go and they could all have normal conversations. When Nico was alone, he would design the new interior of his cabin, brightened it up.

Everything was going relatively well for a month after the war with Gaea, but Nico knew happiness only lasted so long for children of the Underworld, and was worrying about when this would end. Nico and Will sat in their usual spot, not saying anything, just relaxing. Nico slipped into deep thought, his realization that even with how nice it was being friends with Will Solace, he would never be truly happy because the friendship wouldn't go anything further. "What's wrong?" Will knew when there was something wrong. "Hmm, sorry. I was just thinking." "What about?" "Nothing, we're cool." Nico was hoping the matter wouldn't press on. "Dude, I'm like almost your best friend now, right?" Will smiled Damn, no such luck, Nico thought, he hesitated, "ye-yes?" "Well then you should be able to tell me anything, am I right?" His blue eyes pierced into Nico's soul, so much concern, Nico wasn't used to it. "I'm just," Nico paused, "afraid that what I say, might lose you as a friend, and I don't want that." "Please just tell me, I promise you'll still have me as a friend," Will reassured. Ugh, stubborn demigod, Nico thought. He took a deep breath. "I like you." Nico took a moment before he looked at Will's reaction. Will laughed, "I like you too." Ugh, Nico dreaded this moment, he's kept himself from saying the word. But it made conversations like this hard, he never wanted to be so different from the other demigods, but this and being a son of Hades was just cruel. Nico took another deep breath and the words came out so fast that he couldn't stop himself. "No, I mean I like, like you. Like how Percy and Annabeth are, and this past month has been great, and I'm glad we are friends, but I'm sad that it will never go any further than this, and with me saying all this, I just don't want to lose-" Nico was interrupted by Will kissing him. Once Will pulled away Nico just sat there, frozen, silent, and wide-eyed. No words came to mind. Will laughed. "I told you like you too." "I, I, uh, okay," Nico's brain hadn't fully restarted yet, "Um, that uh, was um, not, the um reaction, I was, um, excepting." Will grabbed Nico's face, "di Angelo." Nico couldn't stop staring into those blue eyes, "yes?" His voice cracked "Shut up." Will leaned once more and they kissed again.

[atomic-thomas]

I revised the sex scene in this NSFW Gumroad Commission for Fake. Hopefully, it's to her liking this time.

(Fake ASMR Script) [NSFW Gumroad Commission] Sex With Your Crush While Camping {F4M}

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*play the same nighttime ambience you used for the 2nd half of the original audio. the one without the campfire. just use that for this entire audio. this commission picks up right where the original audio left off.*

"So lemme get this straight. If we both had a crush on each other then that means we're official now, right? You know... A couple? Boyfriend & girlfriend?"

...

"Oh My God, it makes me so happy to hear that! Haha! Come here, you. Gimme your warmth."

"Mmmmm... You're so soft. I'm holding the man of my dreams in my arms while nuzzling into him. This is the best night of my life."

...

"I'm not even bothered by the outdoors at this point. As long as I'm with you, I feel invincible."

"Maybe I won't kick Jackson's ass after all. He's the reason we're together now. I bet he had this all planned out. I should thank him in the morning instead."

...

"Of course you can kiss me! God, the thought of feeling your lips against mine... *Mmmph* *Lip Smack*"

"Hahhh... That was too short. I need another one. One that'll last longer."

...

"A french kiss. So you wanna sword fight me with your tongue, eh? I accept your duel. En Garde!"

*several seconds of french kissing sounds*

*deep inhale to catch breath*

"Whew... That was awesome! God, I've always wanted to do that with you. That felt incredible."

"Hm? Ohhh... I knew I felt something poking me. All that kissing got you riled up, didn't it?"

...

"Oh, come on. Don't feel ashamed. Your body is having a completely normal reaction to the situation. You just made out with your girlfriend. I'd be surprised if you didn't have a boner right now."

"And I'll be honest with you. That make-out session made me rather... Wet."

...

"Hehehe~ I suppose it's fitting that nature is calling considering we're out in the wilderness right now."

"Are we really gonna do this though? I mean... Don't get me wrong. I am VERY horny for you right now, but... Jackson is sleeping in the tent next to us. What if our lewd noises wake him up?"

...

"It's more exciting that way. Well, I guess the possibility of getting caught does make it more thrilling."

...

"Right. He did set us up. I doubt he'd actually get upset about it. Maybe he's expecting this to happen. He might even be pretending to sleep just waiting for us to go at it."

...

"Yeah, let's not dwell on it too much. Let's just... Enjoy ourselves~ Whatever happens... Happens~"

*more kissing sounds*

"You know what they say about sex while camping. It's fucking in tents."

...

"Ahaha~ I hope that joke didn't kill the mood."

"Woah!" *cushiony thud*

"Okay, you're definitely still eager."

*sound of clothes removal*

"And there goes my top. AAHH~! Hahhh~ Oh God... Going straight for my boobs, huh? Mmmmmph~ You're so hungry for my soft feminine flesh. Aaahhh~ I didn't think you'd be lusting for my body this much."

...

"You think I'm hot & sexy. Hahhh~ Well, now I feel silly for not assuming that earlier. Mmmph~ You really like what you see, huh?"

...

"You wanna see more. Heh~ Help yourself then. These pants aren't gonna take themselves off. Here, I'll help you strip to."

*more clothes sounds*

"Wow... That's quite the piece of meat you got there. Stiff as a rod & eager to go inside me. I'm flattered."

"So... What position do you wanna try?"

...

"Prone Bone. I think I've heard of that before. Isn't that the position where the girl lays flat on her belly & the guy penetrates her from behind?"

...

"I thought so. That sounds like a great idea. A nice comfortable position that doesn't require much effort."

*fabric shuffling sounds*

"Well~ I'm all yours~ Let's drown in pleasure together~"

*slap sound*

"AAAHHH~! Oh fuck. Haha. Woah. I wasn't expecting you to spank my ass like that."

...

"It's round & perky. Of course you'd say that. Just hurry up & dick me down already. I can't wait any longer.

*okay, so like... I remember when Max commissioned NSFW audios, he requested squishing sounds for the sex scenes & you didn't add them. I would also like squishing sounds, but I won't say that they're required. just encouraged. if you add them... great. if not... well whatever I guess.*

"Ah~ There you go. Nice &... Aahh~ Easy. Hahhh..."

...

"Don't worry. I'm fine. It's a good thing I'm well lubricated down there. Just start slow, okay?"

*moaning sounds*

"Oh, fuck~ This is intense~"

*moaning sounds*

"I could get used to this~ It's so strange, but it feels so wonderful~"

*moaning sounds*

"Just knowing it's you~ My one true love~ You really are the best~"

*moaning sounds*

"Oh God, this is heaven~ Fuck~ Yes~"

*moaning sounds*

"I like all the delicious sounds you're making~ It's so erotic~"

*moaning sounds*

"Aha~ Jeez, all this moaning & groaning is sure to wake Jackson up~ But whatever~ I feel too fucking good to care~"

*louder moaning sounds now*

"You're pumping even faster~ Keep going~ The pleasure is almost too great~"

*moaning sounds*

"I can only imagine how good this feels for you as well, hun~ Although~ I don't really need to imagine it when I'm already feeling it myself~"

*moaning sounds*

"Your moans tell me everything~ You want nothing more than to fill up your cute girlfriend, don't you~?"

*moaning sounds*

"Don't hold back~ Cum inside me~ Please~ We both deserve to feel the height of ecstasy~"

*moaning sounds*

"Hold me close~ Keep me pinned down & don't let go~ My body is all yours~"

*moaning sounds*

"I love you~! I love you~! I love you so much~!"

*moaning sounds*

"I'm about to cum~"

*moaning sounds*

"I'M CUMMING~!"

*loudest moaning sounds*

"Hahhh... Hahhh... Hahhh... Hahhh..."

"Hahhhhhh... So warm... It feels so warm~."

"Hahhhhh... That was amazing. That was the greatest experience of my entire life. I think I've peaked. I doubt anything will ever top that."

...

"No, wait. Don't pull out yet. Stay inside me a while longer. Let's just bask in the afterglow together."

*footsteps heard outside the tent*

"Oh, shit! Never mind. Jackson's awake. Pull out & get under the covers quick. Damnit, we're totally busted."

*tent zipper sound*

"Uh... Hey... Jackson."

...

"Yeah, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. We had sex while you were asleep."

...

"You were never asleep?! You mean you were listening to us the entire time?!"

...

"I knew it! I knew you weren't really sleeping. My hunch was correct."

...

"Well, I suppose I should thank you. Embarrassing as this is, we had a lot of intimate fun thanks to you."

...

"All according to plan. Yeah... I know. Anyway, can we actually get some sleep now? I'm extra tired after all that."

...

"Only a few hours. In that case, me & my boyfriend are definitely gonna sleep in tomorrow morning."

...

"Don't push your luck, Jackson. Whether we bang again the next night or not isn't any of your business. Now go back to your tent."

*tent zipper sound*

"Sigh... That guy... I swear."

...

"Make no mistake, babe. We are definitely going to smash again by next nightfall. That was so much fun."

...

"I love you to, darling."

*kiss sound*

"Goodnight. Sweet dreams."

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THE END

[babeyvenus]

My Future

Derek Hale x OC

Samantha, Stiles and Scott are always joking about the impossible. Who wouldn't when your best friend's dad is the sheriff of Beacon Hills? All jokes stop when they realize the impossible is indeed possible.

Chapter 7: Risks

The next day bothered Sam. Who would've shot Derek? How did Scott know?

Why didn't he say anything before???

She didn't want to pester Derek with any more questions, but something needed to happen. If he got shot without knowing who shot him, who knows what could happen to Scott?

Only way to get answers is straight from the source. Hearing her phone vibrate, she looks at the notification that Stiles had texted her. Her eyes widened at the text Stiles sent, describing that Lydia and Jackson might've seen something.

A store clerk was attacked by the alpha, apparently.

That's no good.

She asked him if he's seen Scott and he replies quickly, informing her that he and Derek are scoping a place out. Werewolf training…

Tomorrow then. "Sam! C'mere!", she heard her mom call from downstairs.

She sighed, getting up and walking downstairs. Meeting her in the kitchen, Sam's mother turned to her, her focus on her phone. "When were you gonna tell me there was a parent teacher conference??" Oh… that. Sam rubbed behind her neck.

"I had other things on my mind." Not exactly a lie. Sam's mom frowned at that. "We're going tomorrow. Be ready at 5. We'll be there a little after.", she said, before leaving the girl alone.

After everything that's been happening, she hadn't had time to think about school. Derek was right. Things were gonna change from now on. The morning after, she tried tracking time with what she was gonna do.

Just go talk to Derek and be back before 5. Simple.

After getting ready to see Derek, she drove up to the tree line that led to the Hale house. Parking, she walked up to the abandoned house and knocked on the door.

Derek's sweaty scowl met her at the door. "What the hell do you want?", he gruffed. Sam frowned and pushed into his house, much to Derek's bewilderment.

"Uh, a hello and "thanks for saving my life" would suffice.", she said.

He closed the door. "What do you want.", he repeated.

Sam looked around and then at him. "I want answers. I was trying to be considerate before, but we can't risk something like what happened the other day to happen again."

He raised his eyebrows. "Excuse me? We?" He brushed past her and started to work out, performing pull ups on a door frame. "What do we have to talk about?", he grunted.

"I don't know, Derek. How about, do you have any ideas of who shot you? Or how can we avoid that? Or how about calling to tell me about the Alpha attacking that video store clerk, if you already knew about that.", she listed.

Derek dropped down from the door frame and held an irritated glare. "One, I don't have your phone number, if we're getting technical and two, I don't tell you anything because you have no business in this. Both you and Stiles, actually. This isn't some teamwork project.", Derek barked before turning away from her again. "Whatever you think you want to know, trust me, you don't. It's best you forget everything that happened."

Sam gaped at him. "Forget everything??? How the hell am I supposed to just forget that my best friend is a werewolf, Derek??"

He whipped his head to her. "Pretend! Mind your business! It doesn't involve you!"

She took a step towards him. "It absolutely involves me! If you forgot, I almost got killed by those hunters-"

"All the more reason for you to mind your business, Sam!!", he bellowed.

She crossed her arms, persisting. "It's hard to do that when you keep popping up in our lives. Which seems to be happening more often than you're trying to prevent.", she sneers. She stepped closer. "Whatever you think is going to happen, won't. Not unless you get rid of this lone wolf attitude and actually bother to put some effort into helping."

He glares at her as she continues. "As far as I'm concerned, I'm worried about Scott and what the hell he could do, and you're the only person I can turn to!!", she yelled, jabbing a finger into his chest.

"This doesn't concern you. You're human. He's not. What if he turns on you, then what?", he growled. "Well, that'll be on you, won't it?", she says, making his face contort in irritation.

"Look here-" Suddenly, Derek snapped his head to look at the front door.

"What?", she asked, and he held a finger up to her. Before she could say anything, he turned to her. "Hide," he growled. "For what? What's out there?", she asked.

Him being impatient with her questions, he threw her over his shoulder, and booked it up the stairs. When he lowered her, he held her against a wall, keeping a finger to his lips. "Hunters.", he mouthed, pointing at the direction of the door. They jumped at the sound of the door being kicked in.

Sam looked at him with widened eyes and he shook his head, furiously. They heard the sounds of their heavy boots as they walked along the old, charred wood of the floor downstairs, searching for Derek.

"No one home?", a male voice sounded. "Oh, he's just not feeling particularly hospitable.", a female voice responded. Sam looked at Derek in confusion as his face contorted in shock and slight anger.

"Maybe he's out burying a bone in the back yard", the previous voice joked. "Really? A dog joke?", the female mused. "We're going there and that's the best you got? If you wanna provoke him, say something like, too bad your sister 'bit it' before she had her first litter."

Sam's eyebrows furrowed as she tried to crane her neck to get a look at the bitch.

Derek shook his head at her again, struggling to keep himself under control. The more the woman droned on, the more Derek got more and more angry. His eyes flickered blue as he struggled with control.

"Too bad she howled like a bitch, WHEN WE CUT HER IN HALF!" He let out a loud snarl that made Sam cover her ears as he launched himself downstairs. Derek slammed a hunter into the wall before leaping over the banister to take out another.

He growled and snarled all until Sam could hear zapping and weakened growls. What the hell? Was Derek ok?

"Wow, this one grew up in all the right places.", she heard the female hunter say seductively. "I don't know whether to kill it or lick it." Sam frowned in disgust, conflicted as to what she should do. She pulled out her phone, considering texting Scott but if Derek's down, there's no way Scott could do anything.

She put her phone on silent before putting it away. She heard the unsettling zapping noise again and Derek crashing to the floor once more. The woman laughed. "Oh, 900,000 volts. You never were good with electricity, were you? Or fire." She laughed again.

"Which is why I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. And, well, maybe we can help each other out. Yes, your sister was severed into pieces and used as bait to try and catch you. Unpleasant, and frankly, a little too Texas Chainsaw Massacre for my taste." Sam silently fumed as the woman put Derek down for her own amusement.

"Now, here's the part that might really kick you in your balls. We didn't kill her.", she paused as if waiting for Derek to respond. "You think I'm lying?"

"Wouldn't be the first time", Sam heard Derek growl out. "Aw, Sweetie," She zapped him again, causing him to groan.

Sam huffed again, in frustration, apparently too loud. The house got silent until the woman spoke up once more. "Did you have other guests Derek? How rude of you not to invite them down…" Sam heard the woman walk closer to the stairs. "Why don't you come down and join the party… I don't wanna have to come up there to get you!"

Sam stood in silence, staying out of sight. She could hear Derek's groan. "No one's here…" The woman didn't seem to believe him. "It's fine with me if you don't come down…"

She heard her footsteps fading away from the stairs and a loud zapping noise, followed by a loud yell. Sam practically threw herself downstairs to stop her. Stupid move, but it was better than listening to her torture him.

Her eyes caught the sight of the female hunter. Blonde, a little taller than her, definitely older than both of them. Sam looked at Derek who was lying on the dusty floor, leaning against the wall. "Well. What do we have here? Another beta?", she asked, proceeding to circle Sam. Beta?

"Sh-she's nobody", Derek stuttered and gasped out as his body still shook with aftershocks of the tazing. "She doesn't seem like nobody.", she says, with a maniacal grin.

"Who are you, sweetheart?", she asked, pinching at Sam's cheek. "Seems a bit young for you Derek, I thought you only liked older women." The girl glared at her. "Who I am isn't any of your damn business. You're trespassing."

"Trespassing, hm…?" She poked Sam with the electric baton. "What're you, the police?", she mused. Sam rolled her eyes. "G-Get out of here…", she heard Derek warn, weakly. The woman ignored him. "So, what business do you have with Derek?"

"We're friends.", Sam says, courageously. It wasn't a complete lie. At least, she thought so… The woman's eyes flickered shortly in surprise before holding amusement. "Friends, huh? So that means you know what he is? Unless he hasn't told you?" Sam feigned confusion. "What he is?"

The woman frowned, rolling her eyes. It seems to have convinced her. For now. "Sit down, right next to him. I have more to say, and I don't trust you."

Sam quickly made it over to Derek, helping him sit up. He looked at her, helplessly and with a hint of shame. "Now, where were we? Oh right, you thought I was lying…about killing your sister, isn't that right?", the woman asks before smiling at him.

"Why don't you just listen to my heart and tell me if I am. Okay?", she said, firmly and stalking closer to Derek. "We. Didn't. Kill. Your. Sister. Do you hear that? There's no blips or upticks. Just the steady beat of the cold, hard truth. Found bite marks on your sister's body, Derek. What do you think of that? A mountain lion? Why aren't we helping each other out? You might as well admit what you've been guessing all along, which is - The Alpha killed your sister. And all you have to do is tell us who he is, and we'll take care of it for you.", she says and shrugs. "Problem solved, everybody goes home."

Derek looks at her with a solemn look which makes her smirk. "You don't know who he is either. Wow. Guess who just became totally useless?", she sneers, rolling her eyes before turning away.

Sam glared at her, standing up. It didn't matter if they didn't kill Derek's sister, but he was still heartbroken over it. Derek's eyes widened when he saw the girl stand up while the woman wasn't looking. She was gonna get herself killed.

He reached for Sam's ankle, but the girl quickly moved, rushing at the woman and slammed her fist into her face, stunning the woman for a moment. He hurriedly threw Sam over his shoulder and rushed out once he saw the woman grip her gun.

Sam ducked the best she could over Derek's shoulder as he ducked and dodged oncoming bullets. Once they got quite a distance away Derek stopped and set her down on her feet again.

He cautiously looked back at his house. "That fucking bitch. Who the hell is she!?", Sam fumed, also looking back at the house in the distance. "This is exactly what I was talking about!!", he yelled, before lowering his voice as he looked around. "You aren't safe. She saw your face and now you definitely have a damn target on your back." He huffed, roughly running his fingers through his hair as he paced. He wasn't trying to go through this again.

This is why he tried pushing her away and now she was gonna get killed. It wouldn't take long for the Argents to start their maniacal torturing. Human or not, they didn't care. They proved that with his family. "She's a part of the Argents. Now that she's seen your face, she could easily ask Allison about you. There's nothing, not even the sheriff can do to protect you against them!"

Sam stood there quietly as he paced. "You done?", she asked.

He looked at her in disbelief. "Am I done??"

"Yes, are you done? As I said before, this already involved me. If something happens to Scott, me and Stiles are the first to be confronted about his "condition" and there's nothing you could do to stop it. I'm not trying to live out some fantasy here, Derek. Hell, I left fantasies to books, and now my best friend is a werewolf.", Sam says, tiredly.

She stepped up to him. "I'm in this whether you like it or not. Not because I want to, but because I can't stand here and be helpless while you guys are risking your necks by simply trying to live. It's not right." Derek looked taken aback at her determination. He looked away before harshly sighing.

"You're right. You're right. I'm… sorry.", he says, begrudgingly. Sam crossed her arms. "Can you at least trust me now? I almost got tazed."

That put somewhat of a smile on his face as he rolled his eyes. "Okay. Okay, I trust you."

Sam smiled, before turning away. "That's all I'm asking for. Now, c'mon, you can't go back there.", she says, walking away but stopping only after hearing her own footsteps. She turned around to see he's already gone. She lifted her arms in confusion. "The hell."

After getting home safely, she looked at the time.

4:45pm.

She was cutting it close.

She quickly ran into the house after parking in the driveway and got cleaned up. The less her mom knew about where she'd been, the better.

After 5, they pulled into the parking lot and Sam could see Stiles' jeep. Her eyes widened. She almost forgotten she thought Stiles got rid of it.

She quickly pulled her mom into a different entrance so she wouldn't see the Jeep.  

"So, who're we going to first? How about we start from worse to better?", her mom suggested. Sam sighed harshly. "I can't stand either class."

They ran through every class anyways, leaving one at last. "Last one… Coach Finstock.", Sam said, rolling her eyes. He wasn't too bad; he was just childish.

Entering his office, he looked up and a proud look washed over his face. "Wilson! My star!"

Sam's mom smiled at the praise whilst Sam looked at him with an incredulous expression.

"Your daughter is a delight on the team: great kid.", he said, shaking her mom's hand.

Sam rolled my eyes at his ass kissing. "So, records. Fast learner, dependable, a little C's and D's here and there but other than that, she's good.", he says.

Seriously? That wasn't too bad. She had a feeling the "praise" would bite her in the ass later.

After leaving the office and finally exiting the school, Sam stretched. "I'm so glad that's over.", she whined. "I was kinda expecting the worst."

Her mom pulled her close. "Stay close to me, something's loose in the parking lot.", she said, looking around.

Her mom placed her hands on her hips. "How bad could you have done?" Sam grinned and shrugged.

They jumped at the sudden shrill of a scream that ripped through the parking lot. With panic amuck, it was hard to see what was going on. The only thing they could make out of all the screaming was a roar.

No way it could be the alpha. Would he really attack in front of hundreds of people???

Sam looked around to see Stiles' dad, who had fallen on the ground. She yanked herself out of her mom's grip and ran to help him up.

He looked at her in confusion. "What're you doing!? Get out of here!", he ordered before stopping to look at a dark four-legged figure stalking towards them.

It moved faster and Sam braced herself before hearing loud gunshots in her ears. She looked at Mr. Stillinski and saw he didn't even have a weapon but was looking at someone else.

Sam's mom ran up to her, scolding her daughter for leaving her like that. Suddenly Scott and Allison ran up to them as well.

It was an older man pointing a gun in the direction of the roaring beast who fled. "Thanks.", Mr. Stillinski said, as he helped Sam up.

Sam frowned as she caught the face of Argent. The man got the full scan of the girl's face.

"You guys okay?", he asked. Sam nodded. "Yeah. Must've been a cougar. Couldn't get a good look.", Sam said, pointedly at Scott. He nodded and she noticed Allison hugging the man from before.

Scott seemed to catch onto Sam's line of vision and introduced the man. "Sam, this is Allison's dad."

Sam's heart dropped to her stomach as the man nodded at her. "Nice to meet you."

Sam faked a smile and nodded. "Nice to meet you too."

Allison walked off with her father and Sam felt her palms sweat as she glared subtly at Scott. He didn't know that Sam had a confrontation with both Argent but now that's three Argents they'd have to worry about.

"What's wrong?", Scott asked, absentmindedly. Sam rolled her eyes and whispered in his ear. "We're talking about this later."

She walked off with her mom, ready to go home.

When she was finally alone in her room, she paced back and forth. That woman from earlier saw her face. And she knew Derek.

If the entire Argent family are hunters, minus Allison who seems to not know of this, then there's no way that woman didn't go and tell him. Now that he's seen her face and knows her name, anything could happen. In the midst of Sam's panicking, she jumped at the sound of something being thrown at her window.

She hesitated walking over to it. She looked around for a weapon and found an old bed slat that fell under her bed and walked over to her window. She peeked through the crack of her blinds and saw a familiar face standing outside.

Sam sighed heavily as she opened her window to fully see Derek. "Seriously??", she whispered-yelled.

He climbed up a nearby tree to enter her room through the window.

"What're you doing here?", she asked. He huffed as he situated himself. "Sorry for being concerned.", he said, rolling his eyes. "I heard your heart. It's going a mile a minute. What's going on?"

"We just came back from the conferences at school and then the whole thing in the parking lot with a cougar and Allison's dad was there-" He stopped her rambling. "Hold on, hold on. Allison's dad was there??", he asked with wide eyes.

Sam nodded. "Did he see you?", he asked. "He practically scanned me. He saved me and Mr. Stillinski from being mauled but it didn't help that Scott introduced us.", Sam said.

Derek's face contorted in anger. "I'm gonna fucking kill him."

"Hold on-"

"He's being too carefree. Especially around that Allison. All she has to do is bat her eyes and she'll get him to tell her everything.", he rambled.

Sam panicked more at that. Scott was hopelessly in love with Allison. And him being a werewolf just makes his infatuation with her even worse. He didn't see the dangers of this. It was ironic. Being in love with a hunter while you're a werewolf. It was almost laughable if they weren't in danger now.

Derek seemed to notice and put his hands on her shoulders. "Easy. Breathe."

She tried calming down with a few deep breaths before finally relaxing a bit. She looked up at Derek. "He can't be this stupid. I mean, he shot at us for Christ's sake!"

"Again, Scott is obsessed with this girl. Of course, he's not gonna think straight with her around and that's gonna be a big issue and a hindrance to all of this.", Derek said.

"Speaking of all of this, you can't really go back to your house now because of them, huh? Where are you staying?", Sam asked.

He shook his head. "I'm fine. They don't know about other places I've been staying at so everything's good."

For now.

Sam sighed in relief. At least one good thing has come out of all of this.

Derek shook his head. "Just relax. He may know what you look like, but he doesn't know where you live and we're not gonna jinx that. Starting with me leaving now."

As he starts climbing out of her window, she stops him. "Hey."

He looks at her attentively.

"Be safe. Please.", she says. He gives her a half smile. "Night, Sam." With that he jumps out of the window, and Sam watches as he disappears into the night.

The next morning, Scott called Sam to go grocery shopping with him and it was a struggle, considering he forgot the entire list of what he needed to get.

Luckily, she helped him retrace his memory and they finally got everything out. "You don't have to babysit me, y'know.", he grumbled.

"Hey, you asked me to come along. You can't get mad at me when you forgot the list.", Sam argued.

"I am capable of shopping unassisted; you know that right?", Scott said smartly as they entered the parking structure, heading back to the car after getting groceries.

"Says the guy who forgot the list. You're lucky I did come, otherwise your mom wouldn't have half the things she asked for.", she fussed, following behind him.

"I've just had a lot on my mind lately.", he said defensively.

"So, I see. Since this is the second level we have checked and still no car…", Sam shook her head.

"I'm sure I parked here.", he said, pulling the keys from his pocket and clicking the locking button.

Nothing.

He hit the clicker about 2 or 3 more times before the car horn beeped…

"Above us…", Sam grumbled, looking up.

Scott sighed and took half of the bags from her, only for the half gallon of milk he bought to roll out of the bag.

"No, no, no…" He went chasing after it, only for it to roll under a car.

"Great." She followed him to get it, chuckling along the way. Just as he was about to get on his hands and knees to get it, it suddenly came rolling back with four puncture marks running down the side.

He backed up rapidly, growls reverberated off the walls and they both started to panic.

"Holy shit…", she muttered before Scott grabbed her wrist in a vice grip and ran off with her. He seemed to have gotten faster even though they were both on the lacrosse team. She still seemed so out of shape compared to him.

When they finally stopped, they ducked down behind a car on the opposite side of the parking structure, Scott was trying to calm his breathing as well as Sam.

When Scott calmed down enough, he stood back up and began setting off car alarms all around them.

Smart.

He made it down both sides, letting off every car alarm he could.

They backed away enough to just hear the car alarms from all sides, which was dangerous and tactical.

Just as they thought they were okay, his phone decided to ring, and she looked at him in disbelief. "You have to be shitting me right now.", she squeaked.

Before he could even turn it off, he was tackled to the end of the row, on top of the hood of a car. Sam ducked and peeked up to get a good look at what it was… rather who it was.

"Derek??"

"And now because of that, you got both you and her killed.", she heard him fuss at Scott, finally releasing him. 

He started to walk towards Sam and the girl glared at him. "What the hell was that for!? How is this gonna help him!?"

"I said I'd teach him, I never said when.", Derek countered, walking past her. 

"Ok, but I was fast though, right?", Scott asked, running up beside Derek.

"Not fast enough.", Derek replied.

"But-but the car alarm thing, that was smart, right?", Scott panted, trying to catch up to Derek.

"Until your phone rang.", Derek said, dismissively. 

"Yeah, but that was - I mean - Would you just stop? Please?", Scott exclaimed, causing Derek to slow down and finally stop, turning around to face Scott.

"What happened the other night, Stiles' dad getting hurt, that was my fault. I should have been there to do something. I need you to teach me how to control this.", Scott pleaded.

"Look, I am what I am because of birth. You were bitten. Teaching someone who was bitten takes time. I don't even know if I can teach you.", Derek said.

"What do I have to do?", Scott asked.

"You have to get rid of distractions. You see this? This is why I caught you. You want me to teach you, get rid of her.", Derek held up Scott's phone for him to see 'Allison' flashing across the screen.

"What, just because of her family?", Scott accused. "Wait-wait!", Scott exclaimed as Derek threw Scott's phone against the wall, shattering it.

"You getting angry? That's your first lesson. You want to learn how to control this, how to shift, you do it through anger, by tapping into a primal animal rage, and you can't do that with her around.", Derek ordered.

"I can get angry.", Scott growled.

"Not angry enough. This is the only way I can teach you. Now, can you stay away from her? At least until the full moon.", Derek asked.

"If you can teach me, I can stay away from her.", Sam looked at Derek as he looked back at her like he didn't believe him. Sam wasn't strong enough to vouch for Scott.

Derek sighed. "Fine."

Once Scott gathered up the groceries to put them in the car, Sam followed Derek.

"What do you want, Sam?", Derek asked.

"You don't have any faith in him, do you?", she asked.

"Are you forgetting Scott can probably hear everything we're saying?", he asked, raising a thick eyebrow.

"I'm aware, but he's too pissed at you to be focusing on what I got to say.", she said, crossing her arms.

Derek sighed. "You asked me to help, and what little expertise I have in helping the bitten, I'm trying. Cut me some slack."

She raised her hands in defense. "I get it, it's hard. I can't imagine how difficult it is to have someone else's responsibility on your shoulders like this. I appreciate it anyway."

That seemed to calm him down, just a little.

She gave him a smile before turning to leave but he grabbed her arm. Sam turned to him. "What's the matter?"

He held out his hand. "Give me your phone."

Sam awkwardly pulled out her phone and handed it to him, watching him hastily punch his number in before handing it back to her. "Now, go home. We made a ruckus.", he says before leaving.

Sam thanked Scott for the ride home and rushed inside to collapse in her bed.

Those guys were gonna be the death of her.

[thevindicativevordan]

So, it seems like I Am Batman is officially ending in February, and with that all of Future State characters lost their ongoings. Of course there's a chance that they still have something for this characters, but so far everything indicates that DC gave up on FS characters at all. How do you think, what's the reason of this outcome? Was there a chance for these characters? Do you think DC didn't try harder to push them? Or it's because fanbase still hates everything new?

Love to pretend I saw it coming, but just the other day I predicted Ridley would get to keep writing the book until issue 25 given how DC seemed to value him, so much for my prediction skills. Well that's a wrap for the Future State crew unless some kind of Justice League book starring them is in the works, and given that the solicits for Nightwing are setting up the Titans as the premiere team for a bit, complete with teasing Jon joining them instead of the Justice League, I don't think that Legacy League book is happening (or at the very least it won't be what I expected/hoped it to be). Only part of Future State that may still be relevant is PKJ's House of El cast, everything else is clearly not going to play a major role in what's to come.

Why is DC backing away from them? 5G got scrapped because the higher-ups at WB no longer supported the shakeup apparently, their attempt to position the classics and the Future State crew as equals during Infinite Frontier flopped, and the film DCU seems poised to refocus on the classics again, meaning that the comics are doing likewise. Sales and synergy are conspiring to reestablish the status quo once more.

DC pushed them all hard, I don't see what more could have been done without actually carrying through on 5G, short of maybe giving Jace Detective Comics the way Jon took over Superman for a bit, and making Yara Wonder Woman. Jon, Jace, Yara, Jo, and Jackson all got lead roles in major books, either as solos or as part of a duo. It is surprising that they completely abandoned Jess Quick, that tease about Jess travelling to Earth 0 has been dropped for certain (along with a whole bunch of other plot threads like "Earth-Alpha"). All Jess got was that Teen Justice book and since I don't see anyone talking about that I can only assume it's a sales flop, which means they're never going to matter again. Majority of the fanbase and the people working at DC do not care about the non-Earth 0 characters, they're event fodder or cameos at best, Jess being left on Earth 11 is the end for their relevance.

The already established fanbase was never going to embrace these characters "cutting in line" to take over the major roles instead of the previous generation who had been built up. Hope was that all the people demanding diversity wasn't just a tiny crowd on Twitter amplified by an echo chamber, but people who were actually eager to buy books featuring said diversity. Those people were supposed to show up and support the books but they didn't. Biggest breakout books of Infinite Frontier were Nightwing, Action Comics, and Wally West's return to headlining The Flash, all three books starring straight white men. Of the FS crew the biggest success was Jon, the most traditional of the legacies bisexuality aside, whose book last I checked was the only one of the group still in the Top 100 chart. Jace did the second best with his book outlasting Jon, despite his sales being worse. Jackson was a total failure, his books completely flopped, with Aquamen debuting outside the Top 100. Aquafans had no interest in him taking on the mantle. Jo was paired with John and that Green Lantern book didn't sell great but it was comparable to Morrison's run with Hal from what I understand. Yara debuted strong but the mess behind the scenes ended up killing her book. Alas none of them succeeded the way DC was hoping.

What's the future for this group?

Jon will be fine. He's the blood son and natural successor to Clark, he's already getting adapted outside of comics, hell if they're really pivoting back to Cavill for the DCU, I expect Jon will be the one who replaces him in the films. He's the only one thus far who will be getting a solo book in Dawn of DCU, albeit a mini, he's in the Lazarus Planet event, two of the stories in Action will star him, and I'm hoping Taylor is just wrapping up his era on the character before handing him over to someone else while he goes and does Titans. DC won't be taking away the Superman mantle from their bisexual Superman, although if they did I confess at this point I wouldn't even care unless they're planning on taking him away from Taylor. There's still a chance to salvage Jon with a new creative team.

Jace might be ok due to DC fearing backlash over killing off/stripping the mantle from their black Batman, but I don't know if most people would even care. How aware are people that Jace even exists at this point? What hurt Jace, besides the fact that there are at least 3 other people "in front of him" in terms of succession, is that there already is a "black Batman": Black Panther. He's the same kind of archetype, but T'Challa was in a billion dollar movie that doubled as a cultural phenomena and unlike Jace he was the lead of his franchise. Jace will never be that, wouldn't have been that even if 5G had happened. Ridley's writing probably did turn some people away as well, but I view Ridley's time on the character the same as the Golden Age Batman: the bricks are laid but the house isn't done being built yet. I hope Jace will get that chance to be "finished", the way Bruce ultimately was with Moore and Miller. With no real chance of him being adapted outside of comics any time soon, I fully expect he will slip into Limbo, unless he's getting a follow-up mini or appearing in a team book like Jon.

Yara is Wonder Girl so that's what she'll stay. She'll be Diana's sidekick and play support. If DC doesn't think she can work on her own, might I suggest relaunching Superman/Wonder Woman as a Jon/Yara book yet again? I liked her and Jon's dynamic in Future State, and I love the idea that Jon is closer to his Wonder counterpart in the Trinity than his dad was to Diana. Please don't abandon Yara because I really do love her as a character.

Jackson/Kaldur should be fine, he's the most prominent member of the Aquafamily aside from Arthur and Mera thanks to Young Justice, but he is definitely not lead material. Least not at the moment, Arthur is the only Aquaman who can support a solo book, leave Jackson as a supporting character to Arthur for now and keep building him up. Maybe one day he can support holding the mantle of Aquaman.

Jess as I said is done. Didn't even get a book, not on Earth 0, and the Flash Family is already huge. Don't hold your breath waiting for them to show up again. Wally and Wallace are the only ones who will ever be the main Flash other than Barry.

Jo will join Simon and Kyle in the "cameos every now and then to remind you they exist but never gets another solo" category unless the trade sales of Far Sector are bigger than I am aware of. Hal and John remain the main Lanterns and that's not changing in the wake of the GL show getting reworked to star John, John being the Tomorrowverse Lantern, and John being in the Suicide Squad game while Hal gets to keep being the Lantern for the Injustice series.

Sucks that this crew is probably going to go the way of the Bloodlines heroes where there's one standout that everyone remembers (Jon/Hitman) and everyone else gets unceremoniously dropped and forgotten. My prediction skills have already been proven wrong once when it comes to these characters futures, maybe I'll get lucky and be wrong again like I want to be this time.

[honeyedhoseok]

8th MEMEBR OF BTS

• STAGE NAME: Kim Yvonne (김 이본)

• BIRTH NAME: Park Chanelle

• BIRTHDAY: December 31st, 1995

• HEIGHT: 5"9

• PROFESSION: K-pop Idol

• GROUP: BTS

• LABEL: Big Hit

• POSITION: Lead Vocalist, Visual,Sub-rapper, writer, producer.

• DEBUT DATE: June 13th, 2013

• FACE CLAIM: seunghwibaby on ig

• VOICE CLAIM: Madison Beer+Ariana Grande. Rap voice claim: Lisa (BP)

EXTRA INFO ABOUT KIM YVONNE

• NICKNAMES: vonnie, nellie, baby, Big Hit's princess

• TALENTS: can play drums, electric guitar and piano.

• HIDDEN TALENTS: can hold her breath for 4 minutes, is very felixible, excellent at volleyball and basketball.

• LOVE LIFE: is currently single, has 4 exes.

• SUBLINGS: 1 twin brother, Park Jongin.

• SEXUALITY: she's bisexual

• AESTHETIC: femme fatale

• HER PERSONALITY: she's the sweetest little thing ever. everyone's first impression of her was 'bubbly, adorable and sweet'. she's extremely selfless and is constantly putting others before herself in any situation even if she's at a disadvantage. very smart, a little introverted. can be really quite or really loud, no in-between. can seem cold on the outside but she's the warmest person on the inside. broken gen z humor. clingy baby, loves skinship.

• was diagnosed with ADHD Inattentive was she was 13, anxiety and depression when she was 19.

• is unsecure about her looks

• fake maknae

• has three awards on her solo project

• her voice is on the deep side but she can go really high

• MUSIC GENRE: loves pop, RnB and Trap.

• PETS: two chow chow dogs, Oliver and Sirius Black.

• TATTOOS: A sun and a Cresent on her hand, a cloud on her middle finger and ARMY'S shield on her ring finger, 'kookie'on her wrist, a heart in her palm, and a ⁷ behind her ear

• PIERCINGS: three on each ear, nose piercing.

• SOLO PROJECTS: 'Selenophilia' three singles and 10 songs in total.

'Venus Records' two singles and 9 songs in total

CELEBRITY CRUSHES:

• People Crushing On KYV:

• Jackson Wang (GOT7), Wooyoung and Seonghwa (ATEEZ), GRAY and Jay Park (AOMG), Jennie Kim (BLACKPINK), Chan and Han (STRAY KIDS), KAI (EXO).

• Crushes KYV has:

• Seonghwa (ATEEZ), Wonho, Jay Park, Hwasa (MAMAMOO), Jennie Kim (BLACKPINK), Madison Beer, Yeonjun (TXT).

A GUIDE TO THE SHIPS: withing BTS

VONJOON/RAPVON

• 45% family, 55% romance

• fourth biggest ship in K-pop.

• she's his baby, you can't convince me otherwise.

• she looks up to namjoon alot.

• king and queen of destruction

• writing duo

• calling eachother 'honey' platonically

• too many inside jokes

• can be annoying, because who ever is around them WILL third wheel.

• "BTS and the world third wheeling joon and vonnie for 25 minutes straight" videos

• back massages because carrying the music industry is painful

• they trust eachother so much

• will always spill to eachother about their worries.

• the respect is through the roof

• love for days

• vonjoon/ rapvon stans are either rock hard or soft af

• HUGS

• this man is a giant and the hight difference is just enough for him to scoop her up in his arms and squeeze the life out of her.

• they can carry smart conversations most of the time, but not all the time

• "joon, what's the difference between horses and donkeys?"

• "°_°"

• "deadass"

• wholesome relationship :)

SEOKVON/ VONJIN

• 70% family, 30% romance

• will babie her, he must babie her.

• he's so protective of his wittle vonnie

• is always checking up on her.

• he thinks she's the most precious angel in the world that need to be rocked to sleep and fed every couple of hours.

• gives everyone normal cups, but Yvonne get a sippy cup with sunflower prints on it.

• THEY LOUD AS HELL OH MY GOD

• one can spot their shenanigans from a mile away.

• a lot of "Jin and von being chaotic neutral" for an hour straight videos

• he taught her how to fish

• cooking buddies

• making cookies at 3 in the morning

• crackhead energy that fills up a tank

• will shamelessly stock up tampons and pads for her

• THE LOVE IS CONTAGIOUS

• INFECTIOUS LOVE

• sibling fights for no reason

• seokvon/vonjin stans are the softest ever

• wholesome babies

MINVON/ VONGI

• 65% family, 35% romance

• IS VERY VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER.

• has the biggest soft spot for her

• he's her little meow meow

• they go fishing together (w/ Jin)

• she has the passcode to his studio

• PRODUCER DUO

• the amount of unreleased tracks is insane.

• he pretends he doesn't like her hugs, but in reality he instantly melts in her arms.

• the only person he'll let cuddle him.

• deep convos

• stargazing

• sharing bandanas

• not a lot of skinship

• keeping eachother entertained during award shows

• WIGGLY YOONGI DANCE TOGETHER

• gummy smiles :')

• minvon/vongi stans are soft and well fed

• playing basketball together

• armys making "suga and yvonne being babies" compilation videos

• they're the type of duo who you be in a room doing literally whatever and someone you'd walk in, stare at them and slowing retreat thinking they just walked into some cult activities

• silently take care of eachother

• smallest acts of intimacy

• tiny babies

JUNGVONNIE/VONHOPE/HOVI

• 50% family, 50%romance

• team chaos

• THE ULTIMATE DANCE DUO OH MY GOD

• doing the weirdest things ever without questioning it

• compliments that turn into, "no u, no u, NO I SAID YOU"

• he's secretly her favourite

• yvonne and hobi are basically what its like to mix gummy bears, skittles, rainbow belts and honey. SWEETNESS AND HAPPINESS AND SUNSHINE ALL AROUND UWU

• THE VOLUME IS ASTRONOMICAL

• but like thank god one of them has an iq above 6

• the amount of "hobi and voni being rays of sunshine" for 30 minutes straight videos is insane

• Comfort Inn ™

• CUDDLES

• she will cling to him as if he's the last human alive.

• they're in their own universe almost all the time

• jungvonnie/vonhope/hovi stan are so soft if they see a video of hobi and voni laughing they will cry

• loveliest relationship

TAEVON/ 2V/ VONHYUNG

• 20% family, 80% romance

• third biggest ship in K-pop

• they get a little too hot on stage

• she's his favourite person

• she makes him feel so safe

• the walking memes

• GUCCI EVERYWHERE

• being weird together

• always teamed up in any situation

• DEEP VOICE DUO

• dog parents

• yeontan, Oliver and Sirius are literal siblings

• coffee 'dates'

• actual fashion icons

• king and queen of resting bitch faces

• skinship at its finest

• a new dating rumor every other day it's not even shocking at this point

• they are always taking naps somewhere, can be backstage, can during an award show, can be during practice, doesn't matter. naps.

• they're always there for eachother, mentally and physically.

• "tae and vonnie being adorable for 10 minutes straight" videos

• t r u s t

• are always playing with each others hair

• taevon/2V/vonhyung stans are either hardcore af or soft af

• sweetest relationship

( i can't add a jimin gif due to a limit in submitting)

JIVON/VONMIN/2PARK

• 2% family, 98% romance

• biggest ship in K-pop

• they're always together no matter what

• skinship to the literal max

• holding hands, cheek kisses, cuddling, hugs, sitting on each other's laps, all of it.

• matching hair colours.

• they're either being the tiniest babies together or everyone's OTP, no in between.

• 'power couple' at award shows, matching outfits, dance solos, harmonizing together, they got it.

• all over eachother on stage, as if no one is watching.

• Yvonne 'platonically' calls jimin baby, but he blushes everytime.

• him calling her noona

• they don't give the army the chance to breath, because they are never here to play

• they have the most iconic lines that genuinely sound like fake subs

• que the "jimin and yvonne being a married couple for 20 minutes straight" videos

• they are either really chill or hella energetic

• the jivon/vonmin/2park stans are probably the hardest stans in the fandom.

• sweethearts :')

( I can't add a jungkook gif)

VONKOOK/ JEONVONNIE

• 10% family, 90% romance.

• second biggest ship in K-pop

• golden maknaes

• vocal duo

• "_____ hyung won't scold us"

• they're banana milk addicts

• poutty bunnies

• she's literally kookie's role model

• he always has his head on her shoulder

• they have several matching tattoos (a heart on their palms, he has 'vonnie' on his wrist and she has 'kookie' her wrist, and a '⁷' behind their ears).

• they're always covering songs together

• crackhead energy is through the roof

• they are the chaotic good/evil

• hands all over eachother all the time

• on stage

• during practice

• on vlives

• awards shows, whatever

• fancams of their solo performances always tend to go viral

• whenever they're are in the same room, just know something is going to get spoiled. always.

• king and queen of highnotes

• "jungkook and yvonne being BTS' babies" videos

• they (+tae) are rapline's biggest fans

• the weird drunkies

• they are always eating something, can be ramen, can be an unpeeled banana, you never know.

the vonkook/jeonvonnie stans are the most confused turned on stans ever, but they are quite well fed.

( lmao I hope u liked this)

[princessdong]

Fixing the car - Yeri X Reader

Not requested.

Summary: In which Yeri accompanies Wendy to fix her car... And didn't expected to fall in love with the gorgeous girl who worked there.

The summer air from mid June was not the best environment to be working in a car, where the lights and car engines made everything hotter. It didn't helped that you weren't particularly fond of hot weather, but everyone knew this had to be one of the hottest summers Seoul had ever seen.

That's why you've found yourself only wearing a sports bra, and a pair of jeans, working under an old. It was an “El Camino”, a car that seemed to be the oldest one you've seen in your five years living in Korea.

You knew that today one of your friends was coming to leave the car for repairing. Lately, her car had been failing a lot, and at first, you thought that she was breaking it on purpose, just to see one of the boys working there. But, after seeing that she didn't even looked at Jackson, you've feared that she fell for you.

But, after a look on her car, you noticed that those problems were really complicated to be made for her. You were starting to think that you should tell her to buy a new one and maybe burn that thing.

Wendy decided that in this monthly visit she would go with Yeri. The older one thought that it was time for her friends to start meeting you... That and to end with Joy's endless teasing about her having an affair with someone and using the car as a alibi.

She could've gone with Joy first, but Yeri offered herself first, and Joy didn't seemed to be ready to meet the truth. Might as well save her for the last, and keep her wondering.

That's how they both ended, after lots of car stops, and going extremely slow, in the mechanic. The younger one found it funny, how a new car seemed to be far less useful than an old beat up car.

You were still under the old car, unaware of their presence, until you heard her shouting your name. Yet, you didn't moved, only dropping your tools, but staying there. Few seconds later, Wendy pulled you away, grabbing you from the ankles. Giggling, you went to hug her, but you were stopped by a hand in your chest.

“You're smelling, and sweating” Wendy pretended to scold you, before you both bursted in giggles.

Yeri watched the whole interaction from afar, more interested in all the things that were happening at once in that place, instead of her friend being friendly with someone she didn't knew. And none of you would realize of each other's presence, if it wasn't because of Wendy.

“Uh, Y/N, this is Yeri, one of my bandmates. Yeri, this is Y/N, the one Joy thinks I'm dating”

It was then when you first saw each other, and it was then when you started to regret things. The first one being not really paying attention to Red Velvet as you should've done. And the second one, being not wearing anything but a sports bra.

All the while, Yeri was watching you. Hair barely passing the shoulder length, probably as tall as Joy, if not a little taller, and a look in your eyes that was intimidating. And you were shirtless, with grease -or maybe it was oil, she wasn't quite sure- along your torso. Now aware of your current state, your head hung low, breathing out a nervous chuckled, then turning around to find your shirt.

This small moment didn't go unnoticed by Wendy, who watched it with eyebrows raised, and an amused smile. She didn't said anything, she just waited for you to come back, which you did, while buttoning the navy blue shirt. This was going to be even funnier than that one time were Yeri outed herself in an interview.

“Wendy, I didn't knew you were going to come with a friend. If I knew I would've looked better than this” You complaint, trying to clean your fingers with a wet rag.

“You look amazing as that, Y/N” She said without even thinking, and Wendy had to make her best effort to not laugh.

A faint blush spread across her cheeks, and it got worse once she heard a chuckle escaping from your mouth.

“Well, you look amazing too, Yeri” You smiled kindly at her, and then turned around to look at you friend, who was still stifling a laugh. “I'm guessing your trash can is not working again?”

“Yeah... And before you say it, I know I should go and get a new one, but between practices, comebacks, and presentations, it's incredible that I could come here to give you my car” Wendy explained, and of course, you knew it wasn't truth. She was holding into her first car, as the emotional girl that she is.

“Of course it's that, Seungwan. I told you that I would've literally buy it myself if I had to, but you say no... So let's see what I can do with the beast”

You went to the car, taking your time to find the problem, while talking to both Yeri and Wendy. All the while, the youngest one was blushing, stuttering, or just spacing out while thinking of the sight she was welcomed with.

That, of course, didn't go unnoticed by Wendy, so she just elbowed her, and wiggled her eyebrows. And the only response she got was a hit on the ribs from the younger.

A while after, with Yeri being teased without you knowing, and a talk between the three of you, you got up from your place in the floor, and looked at your friend, while smirking.

“You really should think about getting a new car. This one can be repaired, but it'll be cheaper to buy a new one” You tried to sound as serious as you could, while seeing the wide eyes of the older one. You remained silent a few seconds, seeing how Wendy's face morphed, finally realising that it was a joke.

“You little son of a-”

“Careful or I might not repair it” You interrupted her, and shook your head “I'll get it ready in three days, and it's going to cost a few thousands.”

Wendy nodded, already expecting that, it wasn't the first one, and she was pretty sure she would be able to guess how much it would cost.

“Alright, then I'll come back by... Friday, and I'll get the car, or maybe someone else come, I don't know if we won't get our schedule busy by then.” Wendy said, and you knew this was the part where you both said your goodbye.

“You know, you can always come by when your car is not broken, I'm tired of associating your face to work.” You joked while getting close to her, to hug her.

She realized what you were trying to do, and quickly moved to dodge the hug, and started running. Yeri looked at both of you, and she had to admit it, she was kinda hoping that some day she could have that with you, or even more.

No, she wasn't in love, she was just... Impressed by you. You seemed intimidating at first sight, but then, when she spoke to you, she realized you were quite the opposite. You were kind, and funny, always making jokes, and you tried to include her in the conversation, even if she didn't really know you.

It wasn't until you put your oil stained, dirt covered arm, which made her jump.

“Hey dreamer, Seungwan left already, she told me that if you didn't catch up with her in ten she would leave you here.” you chuckled, while pointing to the door with your free hand.

The dark haired girl quickly thanked you, and got out from your grasp, walking to the door. But before she could get too far away, you grabbed her by the wrist, smiling softly at her.

“Hey, uh... I don't wanna look to straight forward but, uh...” You grabbed a piece of paper from your shirt pocket, and you gave it to her. “If you wanna hang out with me someday, or you have a car to repair, I'm only one message away”

She put a stray hair behind her ear, and looked down, trying to hide the faint blush on her face. Yeri kissed your cheek, and quickly walked away.

You watched her walk, smiling fondly when you saw her squealing like a schoolgirl when she was close to the door.

She searched for Wendy, ready to go back to the apartment. The older girl was close to the doors, so once they saw each other, they started walking.

The maknae thought that maybe she could escape the teasing from Wendy, but that was far from the truth.

“So, should I tell Joy that my supposedly girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend?”

“It's not like that!”

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

LL Cool J was anything but cool

"Come on girl get around, come on, come on. Lets keep moving"

This little 3 year old looks up at him "golle man you are dripping sweat and it's 20°!!!"

So the bigger girls taught the little ones all this lingo "dont be trippin' man, we know the way!"

He be all "what the...ain't she white?"

So we had to teach him the wall lean was appropriate. We told him "act like the corner drug dealer and you'll keep them safer than you think"

"But won't i get beat up? Man I'm hot! And its ... What is it snowing?"

"Yup you need to chill you act like you abducting us all over again and were just going to the restaurant"

"Don't y'all want to do this in the dark? Its stark daylight!"

Those girls whipped him all straight.

So we would take turns holding his arm while he spin around pretending to have a mental defect all "im the look out" like we we're a class of kids on a field trip.

It worked cause he did this spin stare look 4 times thing so he could get a real good look at shit without being like hes staring. Like he for real was an oddity on too much drugs or something. He caught a lot a shit.

While it's funny and we can roll with laughter now, his insane levels of stress showed how vulnerable he knew we all were. From anyone getting the wrong idea. The kidnappers saying we were kidnappers and they were the classroom teachers to cops wanting to do any old thing.

We were near Times Square, i could see it from my bedroom window, down a few blocks. So it was always busy which had its upside and downsides.

We blended in but so did people who wanted to keep the girls. As long as we kept LL Cool or let cops know he was a rapper practicing his skill like every other wannabe the cops didn't bother.

They would walk with us a lot as escorts. Which was terrifying, relieving and confusing...

Until we found out LL Cool J couldn't stop tripping so Michael Jackson paid people to walk down in old European type police uniforms with us.

Usually they just walked us from the human traffic facility. Because upon return we were just taking them home so why worry.

But we usually seen 3 or 4 scattered along the block. They came in handy a few times when Jesse and them wanted to mess around. I think it was to annoy the cops off the street. But they didn't play. They beat Matt with a baton one day just feet from us. We stopped to watch every time. Surrounded them so the cop wouldn't get in trouble. The girls idea.

Our survivors are amazing.

Things are different these days for rescue

But still I know those being rescued are amazing and strong willed and gonna survive.

Look at LL Cool J. I think he can finally pull off a rescue without sweating to death... Maybe.

He's good about paying attention to each and every single person. Making sure they each turned the corner safely 3 times a week coming and a going. Each and every single one. "Come on Lets get going" "come on here you're going too" every person.

He really had that intensity. That understanding that every single one was important and he was going to tell each girl.

When he finally super relaxed he would dance the group and he would dance around each girl like "im seeeing you." "Im watching you" he really became a street performer and he would even get up and glare at random men eating doughnuts waiting for the bus all inches from their nose.

We would laugh and tell him to come along and yell an apology.

Of course Matt Hagan had to get beat up a few times and Jesse twice by our English police before he ever fully relaxed.

But he did And he loved all our patients and they loved him. He made it fun.

Im proud of him and Chris.

"Come on girl, get around the way before they get you again --' hey I'm not kidding don't roll your eyes!! Hey!!"

He lived in reality and for him. It was scary.

For me. It was life.

Now? Its so many emotions i couldn't even know where to start.

[atomic-thomas]

I wrote a NSFW Gumroad follow-up to Fake's "Camping With Your Crush" audio.

(Fake ASMR Script) [NSFW Gumroad Commission] Sex With Your Crush While Camping {F4M}

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*play the same nighttime ambience you used for the 2nd half of the original audio. the one without the campfire. just use that for this entire audio. this commission picks up right where the original audio left off.*

"So lemme get this straight. If we both had a crush on each other then that means we're official now, right? You know... A couple? Boyfriend & girlfriend?"

...

"Oh My God, it makes me so happy to hear that! Haha! Come here, you. Gimme your warmth."

"Mmmmm... Your so soft. I'm holding the man of my dreams in my arms while nuzzling into him. This is the best night of my life."

...

"I'm not even bothered by the outdoors at this point. As long as I'm with you, I feel invincible."

"Maybe I won't kick Jackson's ass after all. He's the reason we're together now. I bet he had this all planned out. I should thank him in the morning instead."

...

"Of course you can kiss me! God, the thought of feeling your lips against mine... *Mmmph* *Lip Smack*"

"Hahhh... That was too short. I need another one. One that'll last longer."

...

"A french kiss. So you wanna sword fight me with your tongue, eh? I accept your duel. En Garde!"

*several seconds of french kissing sounds*

*deep inhale to catch breath*

"Whew... That was awesome! God, I've always wanted to do that with you. That felt incredible."

"Hm? Ohhh... I knew I felt something poking me. All that kissing got you riled up, didn't it?"

...

"Oh, come on. Don't feel ashamed. Your body is having a completely normal reaction to the situation. You just made out with your girlfriend. I'd be surprised if you didn't have a boner right now."

"And I'll be honest with you. That make-out session made me rather... Wet."

...

"Hehehe~ I suppose it's fitting that nature is calling considering we're out in the wilderness right now."

"Are we really gonna do this though? I mean... Don't get me wrong. I am VERY horny for you right now, but... Jackson is sleeping in the tent next to us. What if our lewd noises wake him up?"

...

"It's more exciting that way. Well, I guess the possibility of getting caught does make it more thrilling."

...

"Right. He did set us up. I doubt he'd actually get upset about it. Maybe he's expecting this to happen. He might even be pretending to sleep just waiting for us to go at it."

...

"Yeah, let's not dwell on it too much. Let's just... Enjoy ourselves~ Whatever happens... Happens~"

*more kissing sounds*

"You know what they say about sex while camping. It's fucking in tents."

...

"Ahaha~ I hope that joke didn't kill the mood."

"Woah!" *cushiony thud*

"Okay, you're definitely still eager."

*sound of clothes removal*

"And there goes my top. AAHH~! Hahhh~ Oh God... Going straight for my boobs, huh? Mmmmmph~ You're so hungry for my soft feminine flesh. Aaahhh~ I didn't think you'd be lusting for my body this much."

...

"You think I'm hot & sexy. Hahhh~ Well, now I feel silly for not assuming that earlier. Mmmph~ You really like what you see, huh?"

...

"You wanna see more. Heh~ Help yourself then. These pants aren't gonna take themselves off. Here, I'll help you strip to."

*more clothes sounds*

"Wow... That's quite the piece of meat you got there. Stiff as a rod & eager to go inside me. I'm flattered."

"So... What position do you wanna try?"

...

"Prone Bone. I think I've heard of that before. Isn't that the position where the girl lays flat on her belly & the guy penetrates her from behind?"

...

"I thought so. That sounds like a great idea. A nice comfortable position that doesn't require much effort."

*fabric shuffling sounds*

"Well~ I'm all yours~ Let's drown in pleasure together~"

*slap sound*

"AAAHHH~! Oh fuck. Haha. Woah. I wasn't expecting you to spank my ass like that."

...

"It's round & perky. Of course you'd say that. Just hurry up & dick me down already. I can't wait any longer.

*okay, so like... I remember when Max commissioned NSFW audios, he requested squishing sounds for the sex scenes & you didn't add them. I would also like squishing sounds, but I won't say that they're required. just encouraged. if you add them... great. if not... well whatever I guess.*

"Ah~ There you go. Nice &... Aahh~ Easy. Hahhh..."

...

"Don't worry. I'm fine. It's a good thing I'm well lubricated down there. Just start slow, okay?"

*moaning sounds*

"Oh, fuck~ This is intense~"

*moaning sounds*

"I feel so full~ I can feel the tip of your cock touching my cervix~ It's so strange, but it feels so wonderful~"

*moaning sounds*

"Just knowing it's you~ My one true love~ Thrusting your dick in & out of my pussy~ Oh God~ This is heaven~"

*moaning sounds*

"You're grinding against my G-spot so intensely~ Fuck~ I'm going crazy~"

*moaning sounds*

"Aha~ Jeez, all this moaning & groaning is sure to wake Jackson up~ But whatever~ I feel too fucking good to care~"

*louder moaning sounds now*

"You're pumping even faster~ I'm gonna lose my mind at this rate~ It feels like my brain is melting with pleasure~"

*moaning sounds*

"I can feel your balls slapping against my thighs~ It's so erotic~"

*moaning sounds*

"I can only imagine how good this feels for you, hun~ Your hard, sensitive man meat is surrounded by the soft, warm caress of a woman's vagina~"

*moaning sounds*

"Your moans tell me everything~ You want nothing more than to fill up your cute girlfriend with your thick semen, don't you~?"

*moaning sounds*

"Don't hold back~ Cum inside me~ Please~ We both deserve to feel the height of ecstasy~"

*moaning sounds*

"Hold me close~ Keep me pinned down & don't let go~ My body is all yours~"

*moaning sounds*

"I love you~! I love you~! I love you so much~!"

*moaning sounds*

"I'm about to cum~"

*moaning sounds*

"I'M CUMMING~!"

*loudest moaning sounds*

"Hahhh... Hahhh... Hahhh... Hahhh..."

"Hahhhhhh... So warm... It feels so warm & gooey."

"Hahhhhh... That was amazing. That was the greatest experience of my entire life. I think I've peaked. I doubt anything will ever top that."

...

"No, wait. Don't pull out yet. Stay inside me a while longer. Let's just bask in the afterglow together."

*footsteps heard outside the tent*

"Oh, shit! Never mind. Jackson's awake. Pull out & get under the covers quick. Damnit, we're totally busted."

*tent zipper sound*

"Uh... Hey... Jackson."

...

"Yeah, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. We had sex while you were asleep."

...

"You were never asleep?! You mean you were listening to us the entire time?!"

...

"I knew it! I knew you weren't really sleeping. My hunch was correct."

...

"Well, I suppose I should thank you. Embarrassing as this is, we had a lot of intimate fun thanks to you."

...

"All according to plan. Yeah... I know. Anyway, can we actually get some sleep now? I'm extra tired after all that."

...

"Only a few hours. In that case, me & my boyfriend are definitely gonna sleep in tomorrow morning."

...

"Don't push your luck, Jackson. Whether we bang again the next night or not isn't any of your business. Now go back to your tent."

...

"Sigh... That guy... I swear."

...

"Make no mistake, babe. We are definitely going to smash again by next nightfall. That was so much fun."

...

"I love you to, darling."

*kiss sound*

"Goodnight. Sweet dreams."

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THE END