#just a random meme

[gamegem92]

[paintedcrows]

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[xx-betteroffaslovers-xx]

!! Incoming Rant!!

OKAY BUT

like if this is true then I should be up in the ranks next to the likes of Albert Einstein, alongside the honourable humans who represent a beautiful society, with those who are successful and achieve their goals, like my friend who’s doing aerospace engineering at uni

not

at the level of im getting 65% in my French intermediate course at uni when I studied French for the whole of highschool

because

if this is true then those people who have to unfortunately neglect brushing their hair before they sprint to uni bc they were too busy ranting I should be brilliant af

So yea

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

[cosquinh-ahaha]

Meme Bios ! "apenas uma garota"

🪞👛🌷🎀💘

cachorra mais burra desse calçadão

qm gozo essa mulher louca ata meu pai kkk

meu namorado fica sumindo toda vez que eu tomo meus remedios

meu celebro é molinho e lisinho engual 1 pudim di leite

sozinha eu posto merda pra caraiiii vai vendo

desonline #nakelemodochucro

ja fui bloqueada removida odiada e vitima de ordem de restricao mas nunca esquecida

norget com faroufa

eu sei que pensamentos destrutivos existem pq eu sou cheia deles

xereca tao profunda que se conecta com meu coracao

[tow-bees]

snapple knees

[cessmaga]

ben: can turn into powerful aliens

rex: can turn his body into machinery

the powerpuff girls: kindergarteners with superman powers

danny:

[xanderscollection]

[strandedtoodeep]

[uncharted-constellations]

I am aware I said i wasnt gonna post my zelda 2.0 redesigns until i finished them all, but considering these have been sitting for nearly a year at this point (and may have been mucked by the new game coming out soon but who knows) I figured I might as well start sharing them.

But yes Links are included this round, some have funny pages, I promise i’m using the magazine/game manual pink dress zelda, just probably not where you’re thinking

[gatoburr0]

Been thinking about it

[bluerosefox]

Test Tube Babies, Spleens, and Fruitloop Father?! NOPE. No thanks.

Danny and Ellie take a small, reincarnation, vacation from their duties in the Infinite Realms (King Danny and his most trusted Knight/Princess Ellie). Don't worry, they leave the Realms in good hands (Jazz, Pandora, Frostbite, CW, etc, basically Danny's main council takes over for a few years)

They both weren't expecting to wake up in an assassin cult though.... Nor to find out they're five year old twins now... Twin, somewhat clones of the leader and this guy Red Robin their 'father' is kinda obsessed with....

Great their 'father' is an insane assassin leader fruitloop and their 'dad' is named after a fast food joint... whose barely out of his teens btw.

Danny al Ghul Danyal, cast a glance as his full blooded and twin sister this time around Helen Ellie al Ghul who rolled her eyes as they listened to their 'father' ramble on and on about their 'dad' and how they were created to be his heir (Danny mostly, though he had plans on Ellie going to be trained to be his body guard by someone named Lady Shiva soon)

Yeah, no. Ellie dealt with one evil fruitloop father who cloned her once before, she's not dealing that again or falling for the 'I created thus I love you but not really' bs. They need to leave, like yesterday.

Hopefully their 'dad' is... okay he doesn't need to be okay with it at first but hopefully comes around to it, okay with the two of them showing up on his doorstep soon.

And you know what, they're gonna bring him a gift.

His spleen. Yeah it'll be good to give that back to him.

Since you know that was how they got clones to begin with... Maybe don't leave your DNA with people that can make clones next time.

[brucie-baby]

bruce calls a press conference in which he tells the world he's batman. nobody says anything. it's silent. not a single flash of a camera. "no, seriously," he says, "i'm batman."

the press starts yelling and snapping photos and bruce is relieved because for a moment there it really seemed like they wouldn't believe—

"mr. wayne! mr. wayne, is this a publicity stunt?"

"mr. wayne, did you lose a bet again?"

"are you taking the fall for someone? is it your mystery partner?"

bruce just stands there. he tries to form a sentence until dick eventually comes up laughing. "are you still drunk from last night? jesus, bruce!"

•••

he tries again at a wayne enterprise meeting. he thinks that maybe starting smaller is the way to go.

"i'm batman."

"yeah, and i'm superman," someone says. the room laughs (even lucius, the traitor).

•••

he calls the chief of the gotham gazette, refusing to let it go through anybody else. "how about an exclusive interview? been a while since you've had one of those."

the chief says, "mr. wayne, would this exclusive interview have anything to do with batman?"

"...it might. you'll have to find out."

he sighs. "let's talk schedules."

finally, bruce thinks. somebody is taking me seriously.

the headline reads: "prince of gotham genuinely believes he's batman. covering for a special someone?"

•••

several articles follow, attempting to identify the mystery man that bruce has been spotted with prior to the press conference.

•••

he goes out for patrol without his cowl. it's a quiet night. a video goes viral on twitter, and it's of him tripping on his own cape. the caption reads: "he's really dedicated to this whole batman thing💀💀"

•••

his phone rings a few days later.

"this is bruce wayne."

"hi, bruce."

"clark? whose phone are you calling from?"

"police department. i've been arrested under suspicion of being batman."

[thewizardofschnoz]

Jumping on a trend, sorry. They're looking at Peepaw Webber by the way

[noname-nonartist]

Has this been done before? XD

[xxnoirxx]

.......i'm sorry studio ghibli 🫠🖤

[neotrix-09]

"FunnyGummy" this, "Bunnydoll" that -

LET'S GET (Legally) WEIRD.