#just a bit of a tussle

[sugarcoatedrattrap]

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[ssruis]

Saw someone say it wasn’t normal for ena to scratch akito & while i will say yeah they’re probably a little old for physical fighting I don’t think that’s Super Sick and Twisted of her like…For the only children out there or those with siblings who are much older/younger I don’t think you realize that sometimes it’s WWE cage matches when you’re growing up with siblings close to your age. It’s enrichment. The children crave violence.

[unknownarmageddon]

forever going to be obsessed with them like taking things from each other’s mouth via kissing

chocolate?? whiskey? smoke? your weird boyfriend’s weird ass mascara goo??? like yeah

and its in that order too

also something about the idea of killer being like “its gross” and cross is like, snorting, wiping the hate from killer’s teeth and chin and leaning in to just kiss him clean and being like “yeah it is, you’re a fucking freak, i love it”

and like. killer is a murderer like brother cross has, and will continue to kiss the bloodlust into and out of killer every chance he gets, and bonus points if there’s actual blood between them

also. cross pecking their teeth together, staining his own teeth and then kissing killer’s cheeks n forehead and leaving black smudges behind 👍

I KNOWWWW GODDD christ dude. augh

[late-night-cabaret]

Yancy is grinning down at them like a mad man, drinking in every sound and look that Finn gave him. They were the slightest cracks in their dominant persona, but he would gladly spend the entire morning trying to see more. Whether it was for the satisfaction of seeing them bend to his will only a little or because he legitimately wanted to hear them scream from pleasure... well, it could be somewhere in the middle.

He moans as their thigh rubs along his erection, shivers of pleasure running down his spine. Fuck, if he didn't think they would spend hours teasing him if he submitted, he'd cave right now if it meant his dick got more attention. "'Course not, darlin'... I wouldn't be fuckin' with you right now if I didn't think it would be a challenge..." Then their teeth sink into his neck and he groans loudly, somewhere between pain and pleasure. The adrenaline helped curb most of it, but the sting was enough to shoot straight to his cock, grinding against her once again.

"Fuck! Biting, huh?" He pants out as he slides her hands above her head. Switching to one hand to pin them down, almost pushing his full weight onto them. Knowing he ran the risk of them getting their hands free, he planned on making the most of his time. The moan and their thighs moving doesn’t elude him as his hand slides into the hair on the side of their head, giving the strands a sharp tug as he chuckles lowly next to her ear. "Someone likes a struggle, huh? Likin' the idea of tryna fight back?" He asks mockingly.

Yancy lets his tongue move along the shell of their ear, piercing and all, before biting down on the lobe. Not hard enough to draw blood, but hard. At the same time, he lets go of their hair and his hand quickly moves under their dress, fingers pressing against their arousal through their panties. He can't stop the pleased groan that rumbles in his chest. "Oh fuck, sweetheart, someone really likes it... already so fuckin' wet for me..."

It was about three in the morning, and the window in Yancy's room was wide open. The crisp air wafted through the bedroom and the curtain fluttered in the air, and there was a particularly energetic assassin standing at the foot of his bed with a small plastic bag in their hand. Finn was practically buzzing with energy, their slender frame barely highlighted by the dim moonlight shining through the open window.

It had been so easy to find Yancy's personal home and to break into his house... if he didn't wanna get killed, he should probably do something about that. Even just a couple of thugs posted outside his front door would be a better protection system. Of course, Finn planned on killing him anyway, but just in case someone else wanted to kill him. He was valuable goods, after all, and he couldn't be so carelessly reckless.

"Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!" they shout, snatching off the blankets that covered his body and grinning like a maniac. "If you don't get up and at 'em in thirty seconds, I'm shooting your foot so the adrenaline will wake you up... the pain of having a piece of metal lodged in your flesh might help wake you up a little bit too, but you know. Details."

- @lost-in-gardener

Yancy had a couple of different places he stayed at. One was a fifteenth story penthouse apartment that he spent the majority of his time at. That's where he usually had the most security posted outside his door, and... you know, fifteenth fucking story. Anyone wanting to break in another way had to figure it out with that little detail.

His other place was more homey, more of a getaway than anything. And, up until this point, he thought it was more private. He comes to consciousness with the distinct feeling he was being watched, just before someone is yelling and yanking the blankets off his body. His hand is under the pillow in an instant before he's aiming a gun at them.

Is that... no fucking way. He recognizes the voice almost immediately, but he still doesn't lower the gun. Letting out a huff of air, he tries to calm down before the adrenaline makes his heart explode. "What... Finn?? What the fuck?!" He says quietly, voice still rough from sleep. His other hand slaps at the lamp on his bedside table as he sits up, casting a faint glow in the room. At least he wore boxers to bed because he was naked otherwise. "What the hell are you doin' here?"

[sysig]

In the fell! Handplates au what do you think gaster would do to protect the boys? If torial or asgore ever tried to hurt/take away or kill them would he finally snap and fight? I’ve always liked the idea that gaster (despite not being royal) is considerably more powerful then asgore or torial due to how versatile and complex skeleton attacks can be plus he is a boss monster who’s old af.

I would love to see fell! Asgore and torial absolutely get their asses handed to them by a protective gaster. Lol can you imagine their shock? (:

(I absolutely adoreeeee your art)

(Thank you! o/♥)

I think Fell!Gaster would still keep the boys as his secret project to start - Honestly, I really like the idea of him following the same basic beats as Classic Handplates Gaster! Constructing the lab, hole-punching his hands, bringing the boys to life and then experimenting on them in secret, now under the pretense of finding "inherent goodness in Monsters" or inducing it, bringing it forward, however he goes about doing that. So if they did find them, it'd at least be a while

But, I also really like the idea of Gaster still being hopelessly devoted to the Dreemurrs! That raising a hand against them would hurt infinitely worse than whatever they have to dish out against him, and that being why he takes their abuse - if he could only save them! If he could only show them a better way! Then they could all finally be happy, one big family! 💕

As for the boys and what Gaster would be willing to do to protect them, I think it would also be similar to what Classic does - put himself between the brothers and danger to the best of his ability. I do think it would be an interesting turn for him to have to choose between protecting them and his pacifism towards other Monsters if the Dreemurrs got ahold of them somehow - the internal conflict of finally having to face his own darkness! Even if he tried to justify it, I think that'd really be the tipping point for him :)

[juniperjelly]

oh yea they gave the mob vote the axe, good on ya mojang! genuinely wasn't sure you could manage it

[akaanonymouth]

I am very late to the party, but Sarah Lancashire is absolutely phenomenal as Catherine Cawood, Sally Wainwright has absolutely slayed this writing, and this might be up there in at least the top 5 most iconic lines of any series ever, such a weighted scene but I had to laugh!

[steakout-05]

words cannot describe how much i absolutely love this video

the stupidly funny combination of characters that were chosen based off their first names. the narrator. the cosplays. the jerry seinfeld impression. barry steakfries' accent. barry steakfries getting progressively more aggravated as the song goes on. they let barry steakfries swear. "he's built like a mini fridge" and "this dude don't have a neck!". barry benson stealing barry steakfries' girlfriend on bumble. the references to the vlog. the lyric about the bee movie xbox game that's funny to me specifically because i saw caddicarus play it. "i'll be making your honey NUT". barry benson yelling "I MEAN COME ON!!" at the end. barry steakfries having beef with a bee that's literally 3 centimetres tall that he could easily squash with no effort. the fact that this does hard for no reason. i absolutely adore this video go watch it!!

[henrysglock]

just because s3 was important doesn't mean it didn't suck

speak for yourself ✌🏻😗

[orcelito]

Thinking about the stunts Vash is going to pull in INTL 16 and. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[oberthinkin]

Me looking at Beel because I got a scrape

It stings but it’s okay… I’m playing up how much it hurts so I can get kisses over some bandaids and ice cream 🥺

[bvd11975]

If she likes you, she's on top. If she really likes you, she'll switch.

[annabethpursuit]

someone tagged my "percabeth is a five book long slowburn" post with 'pjo spoilers'

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur is so funny. she'll run away from Belphie and monster-growl at him and scratch him, but a liiiiittle part of her is enjoying all this. like she acts up the "I'm being pursued by a horrible monster and it's scary" thing when Belphie is chasing her, but then (when I grab him) she'll keep running around independently. 12 year old cat with the zooms. same thing with her smacking him and screaming when he tries to tussle, only to turn around and start rabbit-kicking the nearest object. consciously, she perceives him as a nasty monster here to ruin her life. subconsciously, she's having just a little bit of fun with the whole thing.

[love-me-satoru]

Imagine laying in bed next to your lover but they’re asleep. And you’re wide awake literally so horny you can feel yourself dripping through your sleep shorts. Not being able to handle it anymore you pull out your trusted toy from your bedside table. Slowly pulling off your shorts trying to not make a lot of noise or movement. Throwing the shared covers off of you. You slowly start to tease yourself. Soft moans falling from your mouth, covering your mouth with your free hand trying to slience yourself just to not wake up your lover next to you. After teasing yourself for a bit you decided to sink the toy deep inside of you moaning out then immediately throwing your hand back over your mouth when you felt them slightly tussle the bed. When you were confident they were sleeping you continued with fucking yourself. So focused on tying to keep your noises at bay you didn’t really pick up the fact that you were really fucking yourself eyes closed moans muffled against your hand when you felt their hand wrap around your wrist. “What are you doing baby?” they said voice relativly deep from being asleep. “Nothing..” “Mhm..” Your lover pulls your toy completely out of you pulling a moan from you and dives straight into your pussy sucking up all of your juices. “Oh fuck!” "You close baby?" "Yes!" “Good. Cum for me” And oh boy you do. Squirming all over the bed cumming hard against their tounge. You literally passed out before they came back to clean you up.

[nightfall-kachiniko]

જ⁀➴ CALLING HIM BY HIS HERO NAME

pro hero!hawks x reader drabble ☁️ ོ

a/n: i just thought this would be cute, hawks getting all upset- I mean- Keigo. 🙄

“You know for someone who’s always out and about, you always seem to make time for me.” You softly smile upon hearing your front door open and then close.

“How’d you know it was me?” He asked, taking off his coat with a tussle.

You paused your tv show before turning around to look at him.

“Can smell the kfc on you from a mile away” you teased as he scoffed in offense. “Woah, I wear the best cologne.”

“You mean axe body spray?” You added, his lips escaping a laugh. “Not to much on me birdie.” His eyes followed yours as you got up from your spot on the couch to be in his embrace, a smile peering through his lips as he sweetly pecked you.

“Mmm..” you hummed in satisfaction. “How was work sweet boy?”

“The same as always.” He replied, holding you in his arms tiredly. You noticed how he tried to hold himself up. You knew how exhausted he was from working so often, and how bad he wanted to collapse into your arms. Still, he always kept that last bit of energy for you. It didn’t matter how much of it he had left, he’d always be strong for you.

“You need to get sleep baby.” You said, pushing the hair out of his face, “nah im fine, I wanna spend some time with you.”

“You can do that in the bedroom.” You added as a smirk grew on his face.

“Not in that way weirdo!” You gently punch his arm making him laugh. “Oh but I was hoping~”

“and I hope you go to bed, finally~” you cut him off.

He looked into your eyes for a moment before saying “your right love, guess I should start listening to you from now on.”

“Took you how long to realize that?” He hummed as he gently placed his head down to rest on you. “Not that long~”

You sighed out a slight smile, your hand playing with his hair.

“Hey.” You said, making him slightly come up. “Yeah?”

“I love you, hawks.”

His head popped up, a look of disgust on his face.

"Excuse me??" He said, pouting.

You can’t help but start laughing at him. He looks like you just insulted endeavor to his face.

“UHM who is this other man in your life??!!” He says dramatically.

“Ughh, I love you Keigo~”

“Mm..” he settles back down into your comfort, “much better.”