#just IMAGINE it

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Dan and Phil are going to be in Los Angeles the day before When We Were Young WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

[bluerosefox]

Bittersweet and Sweetheart Exes

12 am brain rot

Can...

Can I get an AU where Talia, Danny and Bruce dated each other and later break up? Maybe have them meet when Bruce is in Batman training years and its a whirlwind romance between the three. Like we know how Bruce and Talia are together as exes (both a little toxic to each other, a love hate kinda thing and yet still have something) BUT Danny is the ex they always are sweet for, like he is the one they love flirting with when they see him (Talia more so regardless where and when, Bruce can only openly flirt as Bruce/Brucie, he has to be sneaky when Batman)

I want Talia and Bruce both trying to one up each other for Danny's attention. They know he's Phantom btw, and his human side as well. They however don't know he's also the Ghost King (in training at the time) Danny keeps forgetting to mention it.

Oh, oh. Let's have the Batfam find out due to a cult summoning, like someone in the League is trying to usurp Talia's rule (I want LOA leader Talia) and Damian is taken by them (which means Talia, Bruce, and the Batfam are coming to save him) and they try summoning the Ghost King to try to offer Damian as a sacrifice for power in order to take over the League.

Both Bruce and Talia weren't expecting to see their ex appear in a swirl of stars, aurora lights, and galaxies with a crown to match, a cape that looked like it had a cosmos swirling, and a Kingly outfit though.

(Or if we wanna make it extra funny, why not have them both had dated Danny at different times, and didn't know they are all exes to each other until Danny goes "DANNY!" "Talia? Bruce? What are you both doing here?" "Wait you know him/her? How?" "....Yes? And well...I dated them...")

[antivanlights]

Can y’all imagine the first time Lucanis sees an aquarium and smiles? Because they no longer remind him of the Ossuary. Now they remind him of Rook - the safety of their embrace under the blue-green glow.

[starsarestories]

who's gonna tell walburga that there are AUs where she's a Muggle?

[yannaryartside]

I firmly believe Carmy is never gonna find a culinary challenge more demanding to his creativity than Sydney's pregnancy cravings

"Yeah honey, I just need a lemon cheesecake that is all savory but with like plain sugar on top"

He would have to leave his culinary puritanism at the back door, I need to see it.

[beadelmare]

please script a moment where you ask your s/o to do something and they get up to do it and say "yes ma'am" with no hesitation

[luvvfever]

I will get on my hands and knees for a Sylus fanfic where reader is basically Catwoman. Like imma need that in the mail by tomorrow. I don’t even need Sylus to be like Batman or ANYTHING I just neeeedddddddddd reader to be Selina Kyle level of cuntiness and theft

[stillgotscars]

you guys, what if she does an it’s time to go x so long, london mashup… “and you know, in your soul, when it’s time to go… so long, london, had a good run, a moment of warm sun, but i’m not the one”

[pastelsugar6w6]

In Aman-

Oropher, an 8'+ giant picking up his son to hug him: There's my beautiful Spring! Oh look at you! Still my cute little elfling after all this time! 🥰

Thranduil, 7'+: Put. Me. Down. 😡

Legolas, 6' nothing: Cute?! Little?!??!! What the fuck am I to you then?! A dwarf?????

[sagaubeloved]

I don’t know if this is something I READ or something I thought of in passing and just kept forgetting about, but the basic idea is that the things the Creator comes into contact with (mainly literature) is recreated within Teyvat.

But it was more in the sense that even if the Creator hadn’t read the book it would still appear. However, those books that weren’t read would be faded, barely there scribbles that are not discernible and thus not as important to the Creator in comparison to the things they have read.

In that way, I thought how funny it would be that if-and-due to the Creator being a college student there are all these various poems, post-colonial literature, plays, biology, communications, etc just popping into existence and the people of Teyvat believing that the Creator really enjoyed knowledge and the arts.

(Maybe that can cause a long standing argument between Sumeru scholars and those who prefer the arts?)

Would this include the things the Creator writes? Essays and such? Yes, because it is something the Creator interacted with, and no less created themselves!

For me I really like essays, but it also depends on what it is the essay is going to be about, that’s where it can turn from an essay of 10 pages easily or a trudging essay with blurbs. (Just imagine seeing your school essay glorified somewhere as fact and your just there trying not react because you wrote that one thing while sick, and high as a kite at 3 am on a school night; wtf is it doing in that glass casing for all of Teyvat to witness??)

Similarly, if the Creator enjoys reading in general, all those things come into existence even if those things existed by way of technology only, ie. Fanfiction.

So imagine when the Creator descends they are at first confused and then upset because I still have so many things to read! I still have so many things to write! I had a project due in a week! And then stops in bewilderment because —

Wait, isn’t that… isn’t that the novel they had in their To Read list?? Wait isn’t that a story they already read?! Oh no, everyone is witness to your reading habits!!

[significantly-annoyed]

imagine if merlin had died in s1e4, where he drinks poison to save arthur

merlin dies before the antidote is ready and gwen and gaius both see that. they’re sitting there for a sec grieving and then he takes a huge gasp of air, his eyes are all glowy and crap and that’s when the three of them realize that he’s immortal! cue a magic reveal to gwen and her vowing her secrecy and her deciding to help merlin to keep arthur and camelot safe

they lie to everyone and say that arthur got the antidote to merlin on time and the show takes a much darker turn from there on out, kilgharrah tells merlin that he’s immortal cuz there’s no use keeping it a secret anymore. merlin then proceeds to not care about his life because he knows that nothing can really kill him, so throws himself into danger recklessly and dies several more times throughout the course of the show

there’s so much angst potential with people thinking that merlin is dead, and then when he’s not dead they’re angry that he’s throwing his life away with no care for how much pain he’s putting himself (and those he loves) through

[rorja]

pirate!suguru is a man who easily commands attention.

his name echos on the lips on children, stuffed dangerously close to the edge of searocks, in plein water — risking so just to take a peek of the legendary ship he owns.

the women of the village, even though tired and with fingers all shriveled from washing linen on the shore, try their best of luck. walking amongst the folks on the streets, holding their wicker baskets and their heads low to not meet strangers eyes. their whispering close to themselves with a hand in front of their mouths.

suguru walks, as if the bath of the onlookers on the main square is nothing more than droplets amidst the salty air kissing his skin in the early morning. as if tales about his birthright place amongst the many sons and daughters of the olympus have not been widely spread throughout the small village. and it’s frustrating. infuriating.

you envy the sea. to have birthed such a dutiful son, to be the one who’s solely holding his heart.

because suguru looks like a god — something divine that could only come from the finest of paintings, but he always has been so. from the days he used to sport an haircut perhaps too uneven, gotten from the only pair of scissors that could be found in the third drawer of the kitchen. from the bun he would tie his hair in, on days he would run between the freshly washed linen and big, colorful skirts of many dancers on the main square amidst the village’s main festivities.

you watch him from afar, wondering if the people who now blushed at his mere presence remember the kid he used to be. the one with a tooth missing and some bruises on his knees because of clumsiness.

(the one who always held your hand— guiding you through a labyrinth of salt and sheets hung to dry. scattered kisses from the sea drying somewhere between your small toes and ankles.)

you wonder if he still cling to the memories of sunsets and handmade seashells necklaces— all of what remains of a youth that resurface every time when his name is mentioned, or when the moon hangs lonely in the deep sky.

but he doesn't. in your heart, you can feel this answer growing louder like the sole of his footwear on sand. jewelry tingling, dancing under the warm rays of the sun altogether with the one too many knives hidden in his bizzarre and dirty clothes.

(he chose the sea. he chose the sea, leaving you behind.)

suguru walks, never once turning back to mourn the life he had bargained for his freedom. he belongs to the sea. and it's painfully visible in his stance, in the white crystals among his hair, in his longing eyes.

the grip around the seashell on your necklace tighten. suguru left you behind— and yet, you can't help but fall for the ghost of this stranger once again.

a/n : don't ask me what is this...... i literally have no idea..... i just had a vision and ran with it TT

[racetrackmybeloved]

ok but imagine: if jeremy jordan had done the 92sies dance break in livesies santa fe

you're welcome (im sorry)

[bitchin-beskar]

y'all literally THE most dangerous time for me is right after I finish a fic bc my brain is desperate to keep the happy chemicals pumping

anyways, popstar!reader x bodyguard!boba anyone??

[dunyun-rings]

they should make an Always Sunny Telltale game