#junk giants

[connectionterminated13]

Michael Afton's face when he finds out Michael Brooks who he called Homophobic words throughout all of Middle school and high school is now happily married with his husband and is living like a good happy life.

Well he's a lonely old angry inhuman loser

[sashkapi]

*Puts helmet on your hedgehog*

[obliviousriki]

Wreckage of Alcamoth.

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Haii (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

I'm just curious on where the big schlong John thing ever started from lmao. Have a nice day (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~♡

Hey Nonny!!

ACTUALLY, it was sort of joked about pre-S3 because of the way Martin carries John's character, but it's the show itself that actually confirmed it, in HLV:

SHERLOCK: Not bad. BILL (still looking at John): An’ I further deduce ... (Sherlock raises his eyebrows, and he and John exchange a brief glance.) BILL: ... you’ve only started recently, because you’ve got a bit of chafing. (John looks down his body.) SHERLOCK: No – he’s always walked like that. Remind me – what’s your name again?

[...]

JOHN: Er, I ... right. I should probably tell you ... (The man reaches into John’s jacket pocket and takes out Bill’s flick-knife.) JOHN: Okay, I ... (he points to the knife) ... That. (The man pulls John’s jacket open.) JOHN: And ... (The man stands up, holding the tyre lever he has just taken from John’s jeans and looking at him sternly. Sherlock looks startled. John steps closer to the man and speaks confidentially.) JOHN: Doesn’t mean I’m not pleased to see you. (The man does not look amused.) [x]

If you don't understand the context... basically John is SO used to having something large between his legs that him walking around and kicking ass for the first 20 minutes with a HUGE assed tire iron down his pants is NOTHING to this man. It's subtly implying he's used to carrying around a large and heavy package up front.

And how do we know that it’s not implying that John’s junk is small enough to fit a tire iron in his pants? Because of the “set-up and payoff” nature of these two lines within minutes of each other in the episode. There’s a reason I included the first chunk: Sherlock establishes to the audience that John ALWAYS walks “like that”, BEFORE we – and he – find out about the tire iron he’s been carrying around. This sets the precedent that John ALWAYS walks “like he’s chafing” but Sherlock deduces it’s because he has a giant dong.

This is immediately paid off with the big reveal that John has not only been carrying around his junk, but also a huge-assed tire iron too WHILE being a BAMF, and in turn surprising Sherlock because, “holy hell, wow that’s hot”. Sherlock was turned on, I like to think, LOL.

You can read more posts on my John’s Giant Junk (Masterpost) which has many fine voices in the fandom going into SERIOUS analysis about... John. Yes.

So, the TL;DR of it is that it's canon John has a giant dong, and Sherlock misjudged just how big it was and was shocked.

Take from that what you want, and enjoy, Nonny! <3

[hag-o-hags]

confession time lads I am officially a Landlord I will turn in my shoelaces and be gay do crime stickers on my way out

[stuffifindonlinesometimes]

Giant Food Sculptures

[ofcowardiceandkings]

i would like to stop obsessing about the dumb thing where i was scolded a little for being distracted but its a tangible single thing my brainworms can latch onto instead of the many many other shit things in the background that are objectively way worse or scarier

[bugblast]

current alien mech design

[risingsunresistance]

doing diana's event is really funny bc everyone i bump into is full storm and i am running around in superior

[nthflower]

Isabel Cruz you are such a fail girl but I loved her voice acting so her unintentional reign of terror and massacre of Ada's family is forgiven.

[gianttankeh]

Cheers very much. Be seeing youse.....

So the final curtain has been and gone... Thanks to Summerhall for hosting Usurper's retirement party, to Tindegger, Joyce Whitchurch & the Chocolate Monk DJs for serenading our lugholes, and to our family & friends fae all over the dis-UK, Europe & further afield who made it along on Saturday. Our hearts melted, along with the rest of our bodies, in that sweaty sold out venue knowing that youse were there with us. Thanks also to our extended family of international weirdos across the globe who sent well wishes and who kept us keen to traverse the landscape of largely unpopular music for one day shy of two decades. We love youse, fellow choobs. You can continue to follow Ali Robertson's exploits... On Tumblr as Giant Tank, eh: www.gianttankeh.tumblr.com On Bandcamp as Giant Tank: www.gianttank.bandcamp.com On Faceboak as Giant Tank: www.facebook.com/gianttank On Faceboak as TfEh: www.facebook.com/Tfehgigs On Instagroan as Giant Tank Against Tedium: www.instagram.com/gianttankagainsttedium On Threads as Giant Tank Against Tedium: @gianttankagainsttedium@threads.net On YeTube with Collette Tank: www.youtube.com/@collettetank On Twitland as Chobertson: www.twitter.com/Chobertson

If youse wanna hear what Malcy Duff is up to next then maybe learn morse code or smoke signalling.....

CHEERIO!!!

(Photo by Alejandro Basterrechea.)

[littleladybaker]

I went to the fair with my best friend and as we looked around I realized it was high time I right a festival fic. And I knew I wanted one of these two win the giant silly plushy for the other and the other wins a cutesy little plushy for them (not exactly in that order) but couldn’t decide which.

[rippy-bits]

halloween miscellany

[retro-system]

NOOOOOOO

[eelslippers]

I know nothing about HBO's the Last of Us, nor do I know anything about the game, but I did find out that parts of it was filmed in my city last year and if theres anything to say about the state of this city, it is pretty damn telling when an apocalypse media is filmed in it.