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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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A tale of Ba Sing Se.
#my spirit animal#lee#junior#tales of ba sing se#zuko#ma man#he's so sleepy#just like me#iroh is just happy his nephew is at peace#illustration#art#procreate#fanart#uncle iroh#tea shop#avatar the last airbender#avatar the last airbender fanart#atla#atla fanart
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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!
#what more can I say#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fantasy high#dimension 20#fh#mera speaks#d20#fig faeth#figeroth faeth#gilear faeth#10k#20k#30k#40k
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Me when the slow burn is slow burning
#ao3#ao3 fanfic#fanfiction#fanfic#wolfstar#marauders#the marauders#marauders fandom#marauders era#the marauders era#remus lupin#sirius black#jegulus#jily#lily evans#james potter#regulus black#dorlene#rosekiller#dorcas meadowes#pandora lovegood#marlene mckinnon#mary macdonald#barty crouch junior#evan rosier#drarry#steddie#byler#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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No grave can hold my body down, I'll crawl home to her.
#cassandra and ankarna#cassandra fantasy high#ankarna#casskarna#digital painting#dimension 20#d20#dimension 20 fanart#fantasy high junior year#sapphic#digital art#d20 fhjy#fhjy#fanart#lesbian#my art
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#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#brennan lee mulligan#dropout#fantasy high#kristen applebees#k2#british kristen#nat 20#dimension twenty#dimension 20 spoilers#fantasy high junior year spoilers#dimension 20 memes#fantasy high memes#fantasy high junior year memes#I laughed so hard I nearly had an asthma attack
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see you at basrar's! ✶✶✶
bonus: yearbook page!
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#d20 fhjy#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#fig faeth#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#riz gukgak#I LOVE MY CHILDREN <333#happy finale day :)#if you've ever wondered what my username is from. yeah.#rizsart
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i am not at all caught up with fantasy high freshman and sophomore year but i’ve jumped into the middle of things and this today nearly made me bawl
life kinda sucks and i haven’t time to enjoy my comfort media but junior year’s been…. it’s really been a wonderful thing to have this to look forward to every week
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fhjy#d20#fhjy spoilers#d20 spoilers#ayda aguefort#figueroth faeth#my art#hello people. how long has it been good lord#deepest thanks to the phoenix lover whom i only know by her absence#and the most poetic and romantic letter i’ve read in a long time
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Kristen "the greatest cleric of our age" Chilis Applebees
#this scene was so damn good#ally with that nat 20#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#dnd#dimension20#kristen applebees#fabian seacaster#lydia barkrock
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#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#brian murphy#honor the cock#I fell asleep laughing at this image in my head and I had to make it real
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I dare you to say I'm wrong.
#Leona the big softie#grumble all you want you got a soft spot for your juniors#that's not even counting his nephew#we all know he actually has a soft spot for Cheka#twisted wonderland#twst#leona kingscholar#ruggie bucchi#twst yuu#twst grim#jack howl#riddle roseheart#jamil viper#epel felmier#mello's drawings#art#my art
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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight (see also)
#my post#fantasy high#fhjy#junior year#fantasy high junior year#spoilers#sorta#not plot related#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#kristen applebees#riz gukgak#fig faeth#fabian not in the bit because he has the notifs muted rip#meme#text#funny#the bad kids#dimension 20#d20#dropout#brennan lee mulligan#siobhan thompson#brian murphy#emily axford#intrepid heroes#zac oyama#ally beardsley#lou wilson
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watching ally beardsley transition over the past five years has been really wonderful and affirming but also hilarious. they went from looking like siobhan to looking like brennan. truly the entire anglo-saxon spectrum of gender.
#fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#ally beardsley#siobhan thompson#brennan lee mulligan#for real though#never thought i would see a nonbinary person transition on television#its very very cool#and i love ally a lot
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I saw you again in a dream, or maybe it was a nightmare
#dimension 20#fantasy high#ankarna#the nightmare king#fantasy high junior year#fhjy spoilers#my stuff#YAYYYY yuri!#cassankarna
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Bound to fall in love 💖
#dimension 20#d20#dimension 20 fanart#fantasy high junior year#ayda d20#ayda fantasy high#ayda aguefort#figeroth faeth#fig faeth#fhjy#digital painting#fanart#my art#sapphic#pride month#lesbian#bisexual
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