#jumper who

[hunt3rr4t]

TIMEJUM

Little thing I drew in class yesterday:)

[soupscapes]

Squiddo and Jumper who in Amongus :D

[mcytshipsandmore]

JUMPER AND SQUIDDO GOT MARRIED ON LIFESTEAL YURI WINS YURI WINS YURI WINS YURI WINS THEREALWHO WINS YURI WINS YURI WINS

This feels like a fever dream

YURI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 -⭐️

[unstableverse-headcanons]

Cigarette duet Anon and 😁 Anon I have thoughts about. Both your hcs (/pos thoughts) (also 🦜 Anon I am. Eagerly waiting for your thoughts but no rush!!) I just have to gather my thoughts because SOMEONE shot me on a Sunday afternoon </3

Anyways more B.A.T family propaganda:

1) We all already know that Leowook is the dad but Nufuli is the oldest kid, Jumper and Derapchu are the middle kids and Parrot is the youngest kid. Elaborate I will not

2) Parrot has a LOT of nightmares after Wifies’ death and after joining the B.A.T. they only get worse so Nufuli has to wake him up several times in the night because he both keeps waking everyone else up but also. Having that many nightmares can NOT be good for you lol. Anyways at a certain point they find that sleeping with someone else in the room helps him so they take turns staying with him but at some point he’s like “okay we can’t go on like this I gotta try to not receive The Terrors™️”. Surprise surprise he does receive nightmares but because there’s no one in his room he just. Half-moonwalks to someone’s room (probably Leo’s) and then he just starts spending nights in other people’s rooms because he’s too lazy to go to his own room.

3) The B.A.T. Leaders regularly pick up pets when on missions. “I know we’re in a life or death situation but THAT IS A JUNGLE WOLF”. A quarter of the HQ is just rooms for pets they obtained in the middle of a fight. When Parrot joins the team Leo thinks to himself “okay surely this kid is way too traumatized to pick up random animals so that’s a bonus” and then on their third or fourth mission Parrot drags a pack of allays or something along with them. Leo seriously considers disowning him but is far too deep to do so.

That’s all unfortunately :( anyways BAT as a found family save me. Save me found family! B.A.T.

- 🌺 Anon

I completely agree with all of them. Like all of them are objectively correct. These are canon now. I'm the Director, these are now facts.

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home

Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|

[applepixls]

I CAUGHT HIM

I FOUND IT.

grian didnt include it in his own episode and lizzie didn't include it either and i didn't see it in mumbos episode? but in skizz's episode you see him add the <3 by his name and then spin around really quickly like he's scared someone saw

[ringosmistress]

[proffbon]

It's very cool that you'll be able to choose an origin/faction for your protag in Veilguard.

But the more important question is... Do I dare?

Do I dare make a city elf Antivan Crow Rook, and romance Davrin, the Dalish Grey Warden?

Do I dare pull a reverse Mahariel x Zevran?

Do I dare go back to my roots?

[abyssal-ilk]

meeting bellara as a veil jumper with neve is so fun because she's first like "wait :0! i know you!" towards rook and then neve introduces herself and she's just "wait!! i know you, too!!"

[gorebonk]

Boq having a jumper that one of his siblings sewed a heart on when he was younger and when Fiero becomes the Scarecrow Tin Boq sews up a tear with a heart patch because,,, just think about it

[yrdykehusband]

to me they are a butch couple

[mcytshipsandmore]

jumperwho x therealsquiddo...

therealwho

W ship name ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 -⭐️

[unstableverse-headcanons]

The “I am at a loss for words” “Despite being lost for words, Viktor yelled at me for the next 45 minutes” sound but it’s with Leo, Jumper, Derapchu and Parrot after Jumper, Derapchu and Parrot work out whatever trauma they received during the district 13 disbanding. Parrot gets grounded regularly so at some point Jumper and Derapchu go “hey what’s the worst that could happen” and go on a mission with him without telling Leo and when Leo finds out he absolutely loses it because apparently one kid who couldn’t listen wasn’t enough NO now he’s corrupted the other two and there’s three of them now. Do you. Do you hear me. Chat do you see my vision

- 🌺 Anon

I hear you 🌺 anon 🙏 thank you for these please keep fueling my B.A.T family brainrot specifically Dadwook dealing with the horrors of single fatherhood and 4 children (who are pretty much adults actually)🙏🙏🙏 amen🙏🙏🙏

[mcytegg]

why is vi actually zam and subzs dead wife who haunts the narrative

[enasalenaste]

they're talking MAD shit. for the record