#juliet they could never make me hate u

[theicarusconstellation]

will never forgive media for turning juliet into a doe-eyed innocent symbol of purity and censoring all her examples of autonomy and self expression in the play and then complaining that romeo and juliet doesn’t give juliet autonomy

[httpisaoki]

JULIET'S TEARS, n.yh

-> a/n : the first part of this was rotting in my drafts so... im sorry but angst warning here!! inspo was Shouldn't be by Luke chiang !!

-> warnings : angst, ning wants u so bad :<, ning used to be in denial, mentions of drinking, crying, and i think that's it?

-> part one of the chrome hearts series.

what did I do to deserve this? you sighed as the thought of sleep clouded your thoughts.

it had been months since you last heard from yizhou; what could she want now? after supposedly ending your situationship during one of her friend's parties, leaving you heartbroken while she flirted with her ex. 

you blamed yourself for staying--- having to deal with her after that night because you were her roommate, but you couldn't hide the fact that you were willing to go through that again even after all she put you through. she was just that girl, the girl who you fell in love with even after she left you heartbroken.

——— 12:04 pm,

it was midnight when you heard a knock at your door, followed by multiple notifications on your phone with the name 'yizhou' on it.

you sighed, walking towards the door before looking through the peephole. ning's crying face fills your vision, and a pang of regret hits your chest. you never did like seeing yizhou so hurt. especially because of you. but you kept yourself in denial,

she broke your heart and the fact that you still feel guilty for something that she did annoyed you.

you stepped back, contemplating if you should open the door or not. still lost in your thoughts, you barely hear her soft voice, "y-yn? Please let me in.." her angelic voice broke as you could see tears fall from her eyes. you sighed,

"Fine." you mutter, it was too late in the night to leave the girl alone, you thought, before slowly opening the door and revealing her small figure.

You couldn't help but feel like your throat has dried out the moment yizhou stepped inside, making your heart skip a beat. You knew this moment would come eventually, and here it was. The girl, who was your everything, was standing in front of you, with teary eyes and shaking hands in front of you.

Before you could start questioning her for coming during the middle of the night, she grabs your hands and says, "Please let me talk..."

your breath hitched, she didn’t know how much you resented hearing her voice. "yizhou. it's 12 in the night. w-why are you here?" her eyes dart down for a few seconds before she looks back at you, "I know this is late... but I regret everything that happened the last time we spoke. I miss you and I miss what we had, please let me prove myself to you.." a sob fills your ears as she continues to hold your hand, the softness of her palm warming up to your touch.

you scoffed at hearing her words. "you're drunk, yizhou." yet the coldness in your voice didn't hide how broken you sounded. "I'm not drunk, I'm serious..." she whispers nervously, squeezing your hands tighter as you notice the lack of eye contact now making her even more vulnerable.

"I'll do anything for you, just please let me prove myself to you." she whimpers out, the sound of a sob still filling her voice.

you shake your head, all those feelings you felt that night coming back to you. "no." you look down, "no— you won't. this is exactly how that night started." your voice breaking mid-sentence.

She can't help but feel guilty all over again, she knew you were hurting but even as you refused to let her fix your relationship, she kept trying. "Please, I don't want to lose you.." her voice breaks again this time, hearing the words coming out of her mouth.

You could've ignored yizhou's attempts to apologize, but her sadness was eating at you. You hated seeing her so defeated, so filled with guilt, but part of you still couldn't forgive her at the back of your mind.

“you already lost me that night” you whisper, tears forming in your eyes as you look away from her, as you remember all those times that she hurt you, yet you stayed.

even after she played with your feelings, you were always willing to go back into her arms.

as the both of you stood there, the night still young, ning swore to herself that she would never let herself hurt you again, promising to stay by your side even if you didn't want her to.

masterlist.

[sainzfilm]

Toto + Blind date!

maybe with a driver!reader from another team? (maybe alpine?) also if u are gon a go with alpine can Fernando be the other driver if you don't mind

pairing: toto wolff x driver!reader

a/n: this is so cute....ANYWAYS yes i do write for toto if requested hehe for my toto girlies out there

⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⊰⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅∙∘☽༓☾∘∙•⋅⋅⋅•⋅⋅⊰⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⋅•⋅

"Fernando!" You groaned as you ran a hand down your face, frustrated from how your teammate-turned-fatherly figure friend was acting, " really don't need a love life."

"Hija, what's wrong with trying?" Fernando laughed as he patted your shoulder, "Do you think I'd set you up on a blind date if the guy was an ass?"

"No," You mumbled, taking a sip from your water bottle, "I’ll literally crash into you in the next race if you did."

"So you'll take it up?" He grinned, a mischievous glint in his eyes that you definitely missed out on, "I'll let him know right now if you will."

Scoffing, you crossed your arms, "You won't stop until I agree to it, won't you?"

Fernando nodded, "Nope. Never."

"Okay, fine!" You threw your hands up as you stood up from the bed in Fernando's hotel room, "Just text me the address of the restaurant."

"I hate you, just so you know," You poked your tongue out at him as you exited the room, closing the door behind you, "Can't believe l'm letting this happen."

Before heading out, you took a quick touch-up in your hotel room and changed into something more casual - not too fancy, not too plain either.

"I hope he didn't get me someone bad looking," You grumbled as you headed out of the hotel, following the address that Fernando texted, "Huh...it's pretty near the hotel?

Humming as you walked along the streets of Monaco, you couldn't help but admire the night sky that hung above you. Would this blind date turn out well?

Your phone lit up with a text from Fernando that read,‘Enjoy tonight, hija. I'm sure you'll spot him quickly in the crowd.'

As you spotted the restaurant, you couldn't help but squint your eyes at the tall, lanky man that could easily be spotted from afar, "Toto?"

Quickly dialing Fernando's phone, you tapped your foot against the cement, "Come on, pick up!"

As Fernando's voicemail played out, you groaned in frustration and shoved your phone back inside your purse. Were you that obvious about how you had a silly school girl crush on the Mercedes Team Principal?

You sighed with slumped shoulders as you walked closer to the entrance of the restaurant, tapping Toto on the shoulder.

"Wha- oh, Y/N!" Toto turned around with a smile on his face, "What brings you here after the race?"

"Before I answer that," You mumbled as you crossed your arms, anxiously tapping your feet on the ground, "Did…Fernando put you up to this?"

"Uh…” Toto smiled sheepishly as he put his hands inside his pockets, "Yeah, he did. I understand if this isn't what you hoped for. Or if I'm not the one you wanted to see."

"Damn it, 'Nando," You sighed as you looked up at him, smiling softly, "Not to embarrass myself but l'm actually glad it was you."

"Really?" Toto replied, his heart skipping a beat from your confession, "I was hoping it'd be you when Fernando reached out to me yesterday."

"Well then, maybe it's a good thing I agreed," You laughed, "Romeo and Juliet kind of thing. Me being an Alpine driver, you being the team principal for Mercedes."

"Doesn't that make it more exciting?" Toto teased as he put his hand on your back, leading you inside the restaurant, "No harm in trying to see where this goes."

"I guess so," You replied, fighting back the blush spreading across your cheeks, "Let's just see.?

Toto smiled as he pulled the chair for you to sit, "I'm already hoping only good things come."

You looked at him with a smile, sitting across him, "I think it will when it's you."

bonus scene!

Liked by fernandoalo_official, lewishamilton, and 631,637 others

yourusername thank you for driving me to the paddock for the race weekend and for looking after hazel ❤️

view all 271,102 comments

fernandoalo_official you're welcome, hija. about time the two of you got together

yourusername thank you, fernando 😒

lewishamilton welcome to the family, Y/N 😉 let us know if the boss does something bad, we'll back you up

georgerussell63 or if you need any blackmail content

totowolff not funny, you guys. but thanks for my girl's warm welcome

totowolff will drive you anytime, sweetheart. had fun with hazel today ❤️

alpinequeen i guess they're after the cutest couple on the paddock title IM CRYING

ynupdates and this is all thanks to fernando, best teammate for real 🙏🏻

[gh99st]

The tragedy of romeo

Heads up if u don't like angsty stuff

"Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? For what perpose is your name? Your name is nothing but a word; it does not make you the person you are. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Take away your name Romeo, and you could have me"

Jim strides toward the stage centre, channeling the feelings he can never truly share. Thinking of the girl he can never truly have

"juliet, I will be whatever you want me to be"

Claire looks at him with passion, it was not in the same way as before. There was no passion for him, only for a stranger

And that, that hurt.

He is just Romeo, not 'babe' or 'Jimmy jam'

Not 'little gynt' 'son' 'the bular slayer' 'Jim the baby handed'

Just Jim

"you hide in the darkness of the garden, but it is only your name, Montague, that is the enemy"

Tears brim Jim's eye as he looks at claire

Claire mustn't of noticed, she would've if he didn't turn back time

"if you do not like my name" Jim inhaled "then it is hateful to me, too. Call me love, and I shall have a new name"

[ghostiiess]

[NSB HEADCANONS] - buying halloween stuff with seb

pov: title says it all

warnings: lot of flirty, dad jokes, mention of skeleton and fake blood? i think that’s all? Let me know if there’s more!

type: fluff!

member: sebastian moy from nsb

Taglist! (Open! Send an ask if you’d like to be in it!) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf @hyuneee0 @yawnzzznnn @ghostyycat7

Bold can’t be tagged.

REBLOGS AND LIKES ARE VERY APPRECIATED!

So you guys decided to go to target to buy more halloween stuff for your apartment

“C’mon baby, our apartment NEEDS to look spooky! Otherwise, how the city will know we love halloween?!”

So you guys decided to go buy more (uneessary) decorations to make the Halloween spookier

I say uncessary bc u guys really didn't need all of that 😭

(More under the cut!)

I am sure that seb’s moto was once “yolo”

even though its not his favorite holiday, he still love it!

No bc he is spending his money like there’s no tomorrow

He said it’s to make you happy but ngl i think it’s more to make HIM happy...

Even more if he can pass it with you <3 how cute

ANYWAYS!!

So you guys went to target and right as you guys both entered, seb saw pumpkins

Which mean!! More pumpkins, more cooking with him (wait at Christmas when I’ll drop a cooking headcanon with him), more cutie stuff with him!

“OMG Y/N!! DID YOU SEE ALL THE PUMPKINS?!”

Yes, we did seb, thank you

He is becoming a kid all over again lmao

And it’s not even Christmas! 🤣

He would buy every little themed-fall candles he see

“WDYM???? It’s for ambience!!”

Seb would be the type to say ‘i won’t buy that much, i don’t need a shopping basket’ then ends up saying after 5 minutes ‘ok i need a shopping basket’

Lol, you now have 20 ambience for your apartment 💀

Also, he would buy halloween snacks

“YOU NEVER TASTED THESE HALLOWEEN COOKIES?!! Y/n, are you sure you are living in the same world as me, bc these cookies has been really popular since 2020”

He would hold your hands 🫶🏻 and this is amazing

“What? I can’t hold my girl’s pretty hand while shopping?”

Also, he would talk about random stuff while checking the prices

Ngl, he would put a lot of stuff in his shopping basket, then says “wait, this is kinda ugly” after like 5 minutes, then put the stuff he took on random places in the store

“Baby, do you think we should make pumpkin pie this week? DAMNNNN why is this decoration cost $40?!”

“We could be smashing the pumpkins while listening to the smashing pumpkins!! (the music group)”

He think he’s funny (he is)

“Do you think the group like to smash pumpkins while listening to their songs?”

Ngl, idek if Seb know this group since all he listen is the weeknd (no hate to him, i like his songs alright, the weeknd's a great artist)

He would be the type to say “wow, that is so cute!”, check the price and says “wow, this is so ugly!”

Boy act like he doesnt have a thousand of dollars in his bank account 🙄

Btw, Seb would make dad jokes

« Hey babe, guess where the ghost went for his vacation? »

Then you’re like « idk… » and he’s like : 😮😏

« To Mali-boo! (Malibu) »

Now, this is the moment where you either laugh or cry

You decide

« baby, do you know what's a ghost's favorite play? It’s Romeo and Ghoul-iet!! »

😐😐😐

Thank you Seb, we really appreciate it

Thanks for making us laugh ig

« wait, baby, do you know how cute we would be if we were Romeo and Juliet this year? »

« I’d be your Romeo and you’d be my Juliet »

« And I’d even give you the flower like in the movie with the weird frog »

He is talking about Nanette and this is not okay bc Nanette is like the coolest characters, why is this character so funny like-

Also, Seb would buy spooky stuff

AND THIS MAN WOULD LAUGH

And also jumpscares you

« omg, you should have seen your face!! You were shocked as hell, omg wow! Should have take a picture »

He would try to make you laugh by talking to the decoration

Also, he would see fake blood and he would literally be 😐 « i remember when you wanted to do a prank with fake blood and accidentally cut yourself so your hands had both fake and real blood… aaah funny times.. »

Like, he would see a skeleton and says « hey man, i don’t want to make you uncomfortable, but… you forgot to put your clothes on »

WDYM FUNNY TIMES LMAO, WE ALMOST CUT OUR HANDS AND HE’S SAYING ITS FUNNY LMAOO

Also, Seb would dance to the Halloween music in the store

« eeehh it’s our song, my love! »

« Why are you not dancing with me? »

When it was time to pay… oh god 🤦🏻‍♀️

apparently his card is acc working, but just know that his card used to declined every single time when he was going shopping with the boys

I am not even kidding, like Seb had like 4 cards a day just to make sure one was working

The total was $300 and 17 cents HELP

So guess who paid for all the Halloween decoration that your man bought? It’s you...

i am sorry, babe.

« I promise, my love!! I will buy the dinner and others things to compense the amount of money I’ve spent »

No bc this man agreeded to do that with you on if he was the one paying it (he convinced you with that and also said « you’ll never have to buy things when you’re with me »)

When he came back home and started installing the things, he accidentally broke your Halloween mug

« Oops…. »

RIP the $30 mug… ☕️

He just want the best for you, that’s all

He quickly went back to target and bought another one (he stole kane's money)

he didn’t even told you that he broke one, don’t tell him i am the one who snitched him 🫣

And he also bought more Halloween candies because there is never enough Halloween candies for him

And he also bought ramen bc yummy 😋

This headcanon is already super long, but shopping with Seb is either super relaxing, super cute and fun, or super dangerous and you guys are this close to be kicked out of the store 🥰 it cannot be another choice, it’s either one or two

Happy Halloween with your boyyyy, Sebastian moyyyy (if u have the ref i love u)

[charliespringverse]

iwbft - friday: a brief summary of my annotations

all highlighted quotes: 111

· ouch/ow/owie: 4

· real/felt/relatable/so true: 3

· aroace: 0

· ☹/☹☹/☹☹☹: 6

'I'll never forget what dear old John Lennon said: — we dont compliment wife-beaters here, dot

I've still got The Ark. — have u tho

Juliet was upset? Even after our big argument? I thought that was it for our friendship. — that's some bpd style thinking babes x (note: i 1. have bpd and 2. don't think fereshteh does, i just found it funny bc i'm p sure i've had this exact thought)

The idea that I had in my head. It was all something I'd just . . . fabricated. To make me feel a bit better about myself. So I had something to just... believe in. — oooo parallels

he sings - words I don't know, and a tune that goes somehow perfectly with the chords Rowan is making up on the spot - 'to Saint Peter he will tell: One more soldier reporting, sir. I've served my time in hell.' — listerrowan cowriting era?

'You've got a wet face,' he says. He walks up to me and starts dabbing my face with another paper towel. — playing the rowan role...............

'Do you ever imagine what would happen if we just ... ran away?' asks Lister, suddenly. I glance at him. He's looking at the window too. — nsync

God, I could do anything right now. — king u r so not thinking straight ♡

D'you have friends around you? People to support you?' I mumble something about being fine and close the door. Enough of that. — he hates that ppl don't see him as human but rejects it when they do because he barely knows how to Be human anymore ☹

It's not a crush. Not infatuation. I mean love in the 'I will think about you every day for my whole life' sense. Love, like the desperate ache to hold on to something useless, even though you know that if you threw it away, nothing would change. — *p.311

We catch eyes across the aisle and both laugh at the same time. The sound echoes around the empty church. — i love when they get to just be people ☹

'Are you talking about Jimmy or are you talking about me?' I ask. — i think they've got far more in common than either of them are ever likely to realise, at least until they're a long way past it

Strange how comforted I feel just holding it. Strange how I feel so much for one simple object. Even if I threw it away, nothing would change. — p.293 Jimmy + the knife the same as angel + the ark, once again tying those two things to the wider theme of faith

[poetlcs]

2024 album listens

Recording all the albums I listened to in full for the first time in 2024. Albums released this year are marked with a *

Making Movies by Dire Straits. 5/5 Top 3: Romeo and Juliet, Hand to Hand, Tunnel Of Love

Light, Dark, Light Again by Angie McMahon 4/5 Top 3: Saturn Returning, Divine Fault Line, Staying Down Low I liked this album but I thought some songs sounded a little samey samey. It reminded me of Punisher a lot.

I Put a Spell on You by Nina Simone 4/5 Top 3: Feelin' Good, One September Day, July Tree I've listened to a lot of the songs on this album but never the whole thing top to bottom. I love her voice so much. I just think some of the best songs on this album are a LOT better then some of the lesser songs.

Summer Days by San Cisco. 3/5 top 3: summer days, lost without you, high I love San Cisco but lately their music hasn't hit as much. I thought this was a fairly so so album. Songs were nice but it felt a little uninspired

MADRA by newdad. 4.5/5 top 3: nosebleed, angel, sickly sweet BANGER of an album. Super cohesive with some really interesting riffs and bits and bobs on each song. I was shocked to see this is a debut album. one of those albums where you immediately go back to relisten to the songs. only took the 0.5 away cos I think it's slightly too long

Loss of Life by MGMT. 3/5 top 3: dancing in babylon, bubblegum dog, nothing changes It's okay - I just thought it didn't really stick. Like not much REALLY stood out

eternal sunshine by ariana grande. 4/5 top 3: supernatural, I wish I hated you, we can't be friends & bye This was close to being perfect but I really think it needed a powerful ballad in the middle and the writing to me was okay in parts but overrall i really liked it. her vocals sound amazing this is the first ari album I've truly enjoyed since thank u next

the rise and fall of a midwest princess by chappell roan 4.5/5 top 3: after midnight, red wine supernova, coffee bit late to this one IM SORRY but wow this is such a fun and excellent album. I couldn't stop smiling the entire way through. I love that it also has some more slow and intimate moments too. Really embodying the idea of the rise and fall in the way the tone goes up/down sad/happy you know. It feels both familiar and new at the same time which I love. Sort of reminded me of melodrama in the structure which I LOVE. The ONLY reason I took off the 0.5 is because I feel the start of the album was a lot stronger then the end. I even think possibly one song could be cut. But it's very good! loved it!

grace by jeff buckley. 4.5/5 top 3: lover, you should've come over, hallelujah, forget her I've probably listened to 70% of this album just never sat down to listen to it all in a row. anyways LYSCO/Hallelujah has to be one of the craziest back to back song pairings ever. This is suchh a beautiful album my ONLY issue is I don't like eternal life and don't think it fits the vibe. Amazing album though

cowboy carter by beyonce. 4/5 top 3: texas hold em, bodyguard, blackbiird I thought the production of this was the highlight. Also loved how stylistic it was, I love a concept album. Thought the first half was stronger and it's too long, which is why it's a 4 star. Blackbiird cover was GORGEOUS, Jolene cover I don't love as much. The original tracks are great with a feww I don't love as much. Overall very good! I will be listening a lot

found heaven by conan grey. 3/5 top 3: killing me, winner, alley rose I think I wanted to like this more than I did. I really love new wave and the production was GREAT, literally sounded like a song off an 80s album. But I overall found it kind of derivative. It was like oh yep thats the elton song, thats the joy division song, thats the queen song. It felt almost inauthentic at times, and maybe it's just because cowboy carter just came out and showed us all how it's done but it just felt too much like copying music rather than being inspired by. Some of the songs were big misses for me, and the highlights were definitely the ones with more vulnerable lyrics and singing.

the tortured poets department. not rated yet top 3: but daddy I love him, down bad, fortnight I am so torn on this album. There is some songs I love a lot, and some I don't care for much. This is hard for me to say because I LOVE Taylor and I'm an original fan. But this synth pop sound isn't my fave. I found myself irritated by the sound of some songs, especially fresh out the slammer and my boy only breaks his favourite toys. I don't like how with Antonoff's production I can recognise familiar melodies and synths from previous songs. I was hoping this song would be the return of some real GUITAR AND DRUM and it isn't as much. That said, I've been streaming it a lot. I like how confessional the song writing it (despite some clunky moments) and a florence feature is so exciting to me. I love the modernised love story with BDILH and I think I can do it with a broken heart is a fun song. I also liked whose afraid of little old me as a concept song. I think it's hard for me because I know I'm biased toward Taylor and will ultimately find something to love in everything she does, and I think for her this was a blurt and drop album. and so you just have to take it for what it is. But. I am really hoping for something a little different with the next release.

the tortured poets department: the anthology. not rated yet top 3: the black dog, the prophecy, the bolter Some of the above applies but I think overall I like this second album more. I think the black dog is one of her best releases yet and the prophecy is heartbreaking. It made me cry upon listen. I love Aaron Dessner. I do think there are some forgettable songs on this side as well though.

Silence is Loud by Nia Archives. 3/5 top 3: forbidden feelingz, cards on the table, nightmates I was surprised by this, the single doesn't sound like most of the album. This had more singing/talking than I expected and I kinda wish it had more dance/bangers. I did really like some songs though, but others were a bit forgettable. I think some more time with this could change my opinion a little though, though i'm not sure if that time will be agreeing it's forgettable or finding myself uncovering a little more here.

Oxalis EP by Swapmeet only 5 songs - mellow and laid back. Sort of a perfect driving in the car at night sort of sound, and I think I might revisit this album in that setting. Honestly don't think this was long enough to say much more. I'm intrigued, I'll look out for more! But I can't see this being a huge thing I revisit.

Fever by Kylie Minogue. 4/5 top 3: love at first sight, in your eyes, can't get you out of my head but duh so also more more more and dancefloor pop perfection I fear. unbelievably catchy melodies. I knew the popular songs ofc but the whole album really is a gem. I love the dance sound and cohesiveness of this album.

HIT ME HARD AND SOFT by Billie Eilish. 2/5 top 3: CHIHIRO, birds of a feather, bittersuite I wish I had liked this more. I'm ultimately not sure if Billie is really an artist I vibe with after I also found happier then ever a let down. I honestly just found this a little boring and repetitive. The singing style doesn't quite work for me. THAT SAID, the production in parts was excellent, specifically CHIHIRO I find myself coming back to a lot because I like how it sounds soo much. So that song is a real highlight for me in an okay album. I sort of just feel this album is lacking a story, I don't know what she was trying to tell me with this exactly. Maybe I'm just not the target audience.

[waitingformyfavoritesongs]

6:14 pmpdt 8 April 2023 Saturday

it’s meant to be that I’m writing ✍️ in tumblr. I’ve been in denial the whole time. 😞 . He’s serious about killing me and making me fall. I think he wants me to jump. Is Anne die go. No one stood up 🆙 for me. All did what he wanted. Same like no one finding dugard from 1991 to 2009. I hope you are all proud of yourselves. For letting me and people like dugard suffer and Shannon Ruth. I hope you find the friends you deserve. Someone who will stand by you and never let you down. The only way that would happen is if incubus likes all of you. Stroh is proud. She’s wearing a “Juliet necklace.” They all like that I’m dying 😵. And they like Nick carter and probably Nick V./B. Life seems to have been far kinder to them than to me. I didn’t get the worse, but I was abused a lot by incubus. 6:20 pmpdt

7:26 pmpdt I did most of my driving practice in south San Jose where the speed limits were higher b4 I got my license. And I felt a lot of internal pressure mental pressure from my mom always telling me to hurry up and being extremely annoyed with me. Even though she told me to slow down a lot I still had this inner stress mental steas anxiety to not make people wait. It’s weird and not ok 👌 but that was what it was. Kar dash I Anne. 7:30 🕢 pmpdt

8:08 pmpdt garrido is allowed to have s*x and I’m not? Is that fair? Hav vaii. 8:09 pmpdt

11:13 pmpdt when I lived in alum rock 🪨 the neighbor across from us had a van? with a green license plate ... the license plate had the letters F L U. He moved out b4 I ran away in 2020. 11:15 pmpdt

9 April 2023 Sunday ☀️ 2:48 am pdt

I looked at the eyes 👀 again of the incubus picture I pinned. Those eyes 👀 look like they hate me. I think 💭 if I beg it won’t make a difference. Please stop 🛑 taking my bones 🦴 . It made it worse ! I was going to fill a paragraph sized chunk with please don’t take my bones 🦴😞😖😭😭😭😭 please don’t take my bones 🦴 please don’t take my bones 🦴 please don’t take my bones 🦴 please don’t take my bones 🦴 please don’t take my bones 🦴 please don’t take my bones 🦴 please don’t take my bones please don’t take my bones 🦴 please don’t take my bones 🦴 please don’t take my bones 🦴 please I’m tired of living. I don’t want to live broken again. 2:53 pmpdt please stop 🛑! 2:44 am pdt

3:44 am pdt if I ever needed surgery I bet they would murder me in the surgery room. Bcz they KNOW they were BAD! If you want to know what it was, it was liquid albuterol for nebulizer. 3:45 am pdt

9:21 am pdt incubus is still robbing me of my bones 🦴. Lucias dowry. They are not going to stop 🛑. Like in the song harder to breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️. 9:22 am pdt he did a lot of stuff for many years to trick me. At least I was trying to still like my boyfriend. At least I started to like him b4 kissing him. 9:23 am pdt they do it to betray me. True I should have tried to be more honest with my feelings and everything. But I grew up 🆙 feeling inadequate? Not acceptable. Acid throat. That my feelings weren’t acceptable. Incubus And family do it to torment me. Setting me up 🆙 to be disappointed and heartbroken 💔. Bcz what they said was a lie that could never be truth. It’s not like they tried to be my friend and hang out with me but they pretended to be my children and husband. Waaaaaay different than dating someone. The two situations cannot and will not be equal. We were still trying to make it work dating each other, while the other lied about established deep connections over a lifetime from birth to now. Me and ex boyfriend NEVER said “I love you” and incubus and fake offspring were showing tears 😭 of empathy/sympathy as if I’m their mother. It has moved into heinous territory. Acid throat pain 9:32 am pdt. Scott walked all over me. My aunt tried to walk all over me. My cousin tried to walk all over me. Cousin said to us she doesn’t owe us anything. Ok 👌. Don’t cry like you care then over the phone ☎️. You lying 🤥 so you will continue to be forgiven for trying to kill me with your punch 🥊 into the top 🔝 of my head? 9:34 am pdt incubus walked all over me. People always try to walk all over me probably Bcz I’m petite and a female and probably Bcz I’m not 100% white. Non white people are usually subjected to slavery. 9:36 am pdt 9:37 am pdt incubus don’t care 🤷‍♂️

11:15 am pdt if incubus wasn’t around what would rapists do? 11:16 am pdt. I don’t believe I hit any one. I believe I came close though. Incubus showed me he controlled traffic and did me a favor when I lived in blossom hill south San Jose, so why wouldn’t incubus do me another favor if he showed me he controlled traffic? Did he do me a favor Bcz he raped me in incubus form? 11:19 am pdt that would have been nice 👍. But I guess it was to put me in a bad situation with wishful thinking 💭 in the future hoping that I would f up 🆙? 11:21 am pdt

11:22 am pdt I don’t expect to find proof acid mouth 👄 roof 11:23 am pdt that Amar malek was at UCB in December 2008. If he used Lauren K. And killed her to hide his tracks then I should not expect anything. Feel free to forget about it. Forever. If you can’t help me save my bones 🦴 which is all I want I want my health back butt bone 🦴 pain 😖😭 then I don’t want any more to do with it. Holland can keep all the money 💰 if I lose my bones 🦴. 11:26 am pdt 11:27 am pdt. Bcz I probably won’t have the heart ♥️ to live with them making me unable to breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️ everyday. No one wants me around anyway. 11:29 am pdt

11:34 am pdt I see things a lot differently now that I’ve realized something. I’m not being killed Bcz Of something I did. I probably didn’t do anything that resulted in anything big. I m being sacrificed Bcz that’s the way this world 🌎 works. It’s not big enough to accommodate everyone for every one not to suffer 😞. 11:37 am pdt but they want to toy 🧸 with me like that Bcz it makes (pain Stab right foot 🦶 bottom 11:38 am pdt) it easy to accomplish their goals. They lie to me all the time. They say/give hints I have memory of being wife to incubus but they won’t let me remember (acid mouth 👄 pain 11:40 am pdt) they are manipulating me into a weird situation that I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ what is going to happen to me and what they are going to do. All I have are hints without explanation from Them. 11:42 am pdt this sucks. I want to not be alive. 11:42 am pdt I wish I was never born. 11:43 am pdt

11:45 am pdt I wish there was an index and complete reports of every crime online for people to look 👀 up 🆙. I tried looking up 🆙 hit and runs in 2018 and there was not much. I think 🤔 he really does not want me to know. And he wants to torture me forever ♾ about it. I have asked him and I thought 💭 he was giving me signs 🪧 and I believed it was to answer my question 🙋🏻‍♀️ but I have been going through hell physically. For years I was in emotional and psychological anguish? Definition? B4 2017. I didn’t even want to learn to drive when I was a teen. I was always scared 😱 of driving since someone hit us in my mom’s car 🚗 when I was ≈11 years old. Everyday I had to start over again over coming this fear of driving. 11:52 am pdt 😖😢😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤😤🥵😤🥵

[sungbeam]

𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙎𝙀 — thirty two

xxxii. check yes, juliet — 0.6k words

huang renjun x fem!reader

You weren't surprised to have gotten that tweet from Renjun, not when you had already looked out your window and seen someone standing on the street right below it tossing pebbles up at it. There had been a distinct flutter in your chest when you realized it was him, and you were suddenly torn about why he was here. Maybe he was throwing rocks because he was annoyed with the letter...

Oh god, what if sending and writing the letter had been a mistake?

You mustered up your courage and defenses for rejection and stuck your head up so that Renjun could see you. He was definitely there all right, bundled in a puffy white jacket and standing in the cold. But he held something in his hands, and you simply had to open the window.

“What in the name of all things—”

“I got your letter,” he said, cutting you off. “And I have some things I'd like to say, too.”

You waited patiently and with bated breath for him to say it. It you couldn't deny the presence of the massive poster he held in his hands, with the words “Come to the winter exhibit with me?” glaring up at you. There were two check boxes underneath, one for yes and one for no.

“For starters,” he began, “I’m sorry for what I didn't let you say. It was stupid of me to start a war and never give you a chance to defend yourself. I'm sorry, Yn.

“Secondly, who gave you the right to be the absolute cutest human being on the face of this planet?” He smiled up at you then, the sight nearly making you melt. “It's not stupid to confess that you like me in a letter; I had a feeling, anyway. But that's only because I really like you, too.

“But third,” he paused for a moment, shifting the poster and holding it up above his head, “is something I should have done a long time ago. Yn, go to the winter exhibit with me?”

You nearly had to hold down the urge to just jump out of the window, but you mentally calculated how fast you could get down there to him. “Give me like five minutes.”

And then you ran like hell.

On your way out, you grabbed a random marker off your desk. You didn't even have the patience to wait for the elevator as you exploded into the stairwell and bolted down the stairs.

When you made your way out of the lobby, Renjun was still standing out on the sidewalk as he had been five minutes ago, head tilted back up toward your window, anxiety pricking at his defenses. His head whipped over to you as soon as he heard the door open.

"I'm going to run at you, Huang Renjun, and you better catch me," you warned, gaining speed.

Renjun grinned, tossing the poster to the ground. "You're fucking crazy," he chuckled and held his arms out for you.

An absolute mess of laughter, you launched yourself into his arms and he swung you around, holding you tight and holding you close.

"Yn, I missed you. I'm sorry," he murmured. His hand held the back of your hand, smoothed over your hair.

"I missed you, too. I hated fighting with you."

Renjun set you on the ground and you whipped out your marker to bend down and make the biggest, proudest check mark in the YES box of the poster.

As soon as you were done, he enclosed his hand around your wrist and twirled you back toward him. "Gonna kiss you now. That okay?"

"Thought you'd never ask."

a/n: to those of u begging (ahem @tayunji) there u go, there's ur kiss

« prev · m.list · next »

taglist: @misa-misa-09 @runawayreki @lovesonghyuck @juune04 @tatakaee @blaaiissee @rinrinslovebot @y3jiishot @eboyjuni @starlightbunn @41h3n4 @tayunji @loveleejn @jungwon-luv-bot-pt127 @gigilame @haechanswaifu @stesmpy @prdshobi @toshioshijima @jiheonie @honeyymon @fullsunld @fae-renjun @staysstrays @iwouldbangchan @mycatrulesmylife @tamakofever @hibernatinghamster @purenjuniverse @lethephin @deobizen247 @heratekz @resceluwu

[amortentiaparker]

navigation. everything is here.

➺ requests are open (i do not write explicit smut/nsfw works)

➺ i write mostly for peter parker but you may still send ideas about other characters.

➺ works are fem!reader unless stated otherwise.

➺ you may send a message if you want to be part of my taglist.

➺ this is a sideblog so unfortunately i cannot follow back as amortentiaparker but if u see @unbreakablehaven then that’s me <3

➺ if you can, i'd really appreciate if you check out my ko-fi!

please do not put my work on any other platform or repost without permission. reblogs and likes are appreciated.

the masterlist,

SERIES

⇒ beginning, middle, end | a peter parker social media au. (on hiatus)

summary: y/n stark. all of the citizens in new york city know who you are– scratch that; maybe even internationally given that you are the daughter of the iron man. hailed as the princess of the upper east side, nobody knows why you had suddenly transferred to a school in midtown manhattan, leaving your prestigious high school filled with snobby rich kids and clandestine affairs behind. dethroned, your new nickname might as well be the enigma because nobody can’t seem to figure you out. nobody except your father’s intern.

⇒ RED (and blue) | ongoing series

summary: Y/N, a swiftie, jokingly reposts the “Red (Taylor’s Version) boyfriend application form” on her instagram story.

The details are as follows: Looking for a boyfriend for the last week of August to the month of November- right before RED (Taylor’s version) drops to be exact. Applicant needs to make me fall in love with you immensely and you are required to break me like a promise before the deadline.

And somehow Peter Parker finds himself as the top candidate.

ONESHOTS

⇒ be enough | inspired by peace - taylor swift

summary: peter tries to break it off when spiderman gets in between your relationship.

⇒ when nothing feels right

summary: nothing just seems to go your way and peter’s there to make you feel better.

⇒ HBD, P

summary: event planning has never been one of your strong suits, not until peter and some of his friends came along

⇒ holding onto you

summary: like a bunch of immature school children, you and peter had despised each other since freshman year. what happens if you end up in front of his place during a low point? *requested

⇒ jump, then fall into me

summary: you have been having secret rendezvous with your long time best friend’s superhero alter ego. a little miscommunication is actually the biggest problem in these circumstances. *requested

BLURBS AND HEADCANONS

⇒ fake dating | peter x stark!reader

summary: “it’s a shakespearean love story but romeo and juliet only date to annoy their parents.” in which there’s an overprotective tony, a curious morgan, and potential babysitters bucky and sam?

⇒ slow dancing with peter

summary: peter listents to lover for the first time and he immediately wants to dance to it with you.

⇒ first dinner with the parents | peter x stark!reader

summary: peter already knows the entire stark family, but what happens when it’s the first dinner with him as your boyfriend?

⇒ my tears ricochet

summary: you and peter break up after returning from the snap. *requested

⇒ peach lip balm

summary: peter has always hated anything and everything about peaches, what happened?

⇒ studying in the library

summary: it's college!peter parker, what else could you ask for?

REQUEST GUIDELINES

⇒ i don’t write explicit nsfw works. a lil steamy makeout sesh here and there would be fine

⇒ no weird ships (teenager x adult character, incest) please.

⇒ you can send in your requests through ask/message.

⇒ i have the right to refuse to write out a request if i feel uncomfortable with it.

[baby-bearie]

romeo, juliet, and evites to funerals

(NOT MY GIF)

jj maybank x reader

taglist: @sunflowermotel @howdyherron @drew-starkey @maraseavey @outerbanqs @tinylatina01 @yelyahryan @loveylangdon @obxwriterfan @jjmaebank @avashroom @rewindlr @katie-avery @raekenliar @ceruleanjj @adoreyoudrews @dolanfivsosxox @heyhargrove @lashtonandmalumsbaby @beautyandthebleh @pancahke @outrbank @kiarasflowr @corleigh @poguemacking @kristineee-obx @shawnssongs @thorsangel @daniel9seavey9 @hopefultrashforanythingreally @pixelated-pogues @dpaccione @thatshiscigar @hesscott @damonsalvawhore27 @fanficscuziranout @trustfundparker @teamnick @becca-harlow @trashmouthpogues @rudys-pankow @ilovejjmaybank @tomzfrog

a/n: uh oh. back again. thank you @jjmaebank for the beta read i love u. i did switch that one tangled reference i made.

JJ hates when you’re mad at him. You won’t text him, you won’t answer your phone, if you actually see him you’d never acknowledge him, and kisses? Forget about it. You’re not exactly a lot of fun when you’re mad at JJ.

You’re currently mad at JJ.

He figured that out after about the 3rd call you failed to return, and now he’s blowing up your phone. Nearly 50 unread texts, 27 missed calls and 13 voicemails, all in a span of 2 hours.

He’s persistent, he really is. Annoyingly so. Whenever JJ upsets you, his go to plan is to just irritate you into forgiveness. He thinks you can’t ignore him forever. You’re determined to prove him wrong. It’s been 3 days, and you’re proud of yourself. This is the longest you’ve held out against his torrent of digital apologies. You want to go longer.

It didn’t take JJ long to realize what you were mad about. For at least the fourth time this month, JJ had missed your date. You had planned a day on the mainland at a local fair, but you spent last Friday waiting as the ferry came and went.

If he had just canceled, you wouldn’t be mad. But he didn’t cancel, he just texted you every half hour, just when you were ready to give it up and leave, that he was coming and to hold on. And then around 5, a good 3 hours after he said he would come, he showed up.

And then he made fun of your outfit.

“Dude, what the hell are you wearing?” He even laughed.

So you left.

It is now Monday morning, and your phone has not stopped ringing for the past 8 hours. How the hell did he manage to keep going, nonstop, for 8 hours?

You can’t deny that you miss him. Going without JJ’s touchiness is affecting you too. Last night you had to cuddle a pillow.

You’re fixing your bed when the pebbles start hitting your window.

One, two, three, four. A pause. And then at least 30 pebbles all hit the window at the same time. You huff in annoyance, rolling off your bed to unlatch the window and shove it open.

“Hi, baby.” JJ is standing on your lawn, sheepishly smiling at you. His hand reaches up to rub the back of his neck.

You quirk an eyebrow at him, unamused.

“Oh, c’mon, Y/n! You can’t still be mad at me.” “Oh, I very much can! Or could you not tell from the numerous times I called you back?” You scoff.

JJ laughs, pushing his hands out at you, as if he’s reaching for you. “See, you’re talking to me already.” “Go away, JJ!” You grit your teeth.

“No.” “Go. Away.” “I don’t want to! Not until you forgive me!” “If you stay here another second, I’m literally going to ignore you for the rest of your life. We’ll get married and have kids and I still won’t talk to you.”

JJ snorts. “That would be bad for our family.”

“I will communicate with you through our children.” “Okay, well you’re pretty, like, vocal, if you know what I mean- “JJ, you disgust me.” “so I don’t know how you plan on me puttin’ a baby in you if you won’t talk to me. Communication is key, Y/n.”

“Okay, first of all, shut the fuck up. Second of all, if you don’t get off this street in the next ten seconds, I will call John B and I will make him drag you off.” You deadpan.

“That wouldn’t even work, John B would take my side.” “I’m his favorite!” You insist.

“Okay, I’m done talking to you, goodbye forever,” You begin to close the window, and JJ shouts. “Wait, wait, Y/n, wait, I swear I will start yelling.” “Goodbye, JJ.” You shut the window and JJ sighs dramatically.

He smirks up at you through the window before he opens his mouth.

“I am hopelessly in love with Y/n Y/l/n, and I’m going to scream about it now.” He whoops. Your neighbor sticks his head out his door. JJ turns and waves at him. “She’s up there!” He shouts, pointing at your window.

You yank the curtains in front of your window and flop back on the bed.

“Y/n, oh, Y/n, parting is something something? Oh, sweet sorrow! Something, something, I never read Romeo and Juliet last year, true beauty?” He screams.

You pull another pillow on top of your head, trying to muffle JJ’s yodeling outside your window. It barely works. You can make out more half-assed Romeo and Juliet references, but you know for a fact the only version of that play he knows is the gnome one.

Eventually, he leaves. You don’t dare actually check to see if he’s gone, scared that in true JJ fashion, he’s just baiting you. But after a good 30 minutes of quiet, you know JJ’s not patient enough for this. He’s gone.

He’s not done though.

He continues to overheat your phone with calls and texts. At one point he sends you an evite to his funeral. “Rip: jj maybank. Cause of death: lack of y/n.” The invitation reads.

At least he’s getting creative.

You’re almost thankful when the clear weather turns into a thunderstorm, knocking out your power. With no wifi, there’s no JJ.

Or so you were hoping.

You’re curled up with a cup of coffee and a family sized bag of chips in front of the TV, barely paying attention to the movie playing when he starts knocking on the door.

You’re not sure who would be at your door in the middle of a storm this bad. Obviously, one boy, but even he’s not dumb enough to come all the way here in weather this bad.

Except he is dumb enough.

You swing the door open to reveal a soaked JJ, squinting in the rain and holding up a bouquet of drooping carnations. He grins at you goofily.

“JJ, you dumbass, what the hell? Get in here!” You grab his wet arm and drag him inside. Even better, he came here in the rain, in a sleeveless shirt.

“Did you get my evite? Because I’m fucking freezing. I think this is how I go.” He’s dripping all over the floor.

You throw a glare over your shoulder as you retreat to find a towel.

Once you’ve wrapped it around him and forced him into a chair, you finally get to scream at him.

“You’re- You’re infuriating, you know that?” You cry out. “You drive me insane! What am I supposed to do if you get sick? Or worse!”

“Then you could’ve sent out those evites.” He smiles hesitantly.

“I’m being serious!”

JJ gives you another toothy smile and holds out the wimpy flowers. You take them from him and immediately hit him with them, spraying water droplets across his face.

“Ow. Okay, I deserved that.” JJ holds his hands up in defense and you hit him with them again.

“Maybe I shouldn’t buy you flowers anymore!” “You’re such an asshole!”

“I’m the asshole?” JJ stands now. “Yes, you’re the asshole.” “I’m the one getting beaten up with flowers!”

“What, did you think you could just show up here with stupid flowers and your stupid face and all would be forgotten?” “Well, no, okay, kind of?” JJ doesn’t know what to say to make you happy.

“That’s not how this works. You can’t just pull some big gesture and fix everything.” “Okay, you’re right. Y/n, I’m sorry.” He grabs your shoulders to look you dead in the eyes.

“You’re sorry?” “I’m sorry.” He shakes you a little.

“You’re sorry for what?”

JJ rolls his eyes, but finishes. “I’m sorry for standing you up and then being harsh about your fashion choices. I did not mean to hurt your feelings. It will never happen again.” JJ sounds like he’s reciting from memory.

“It’s going to happen again, you loofah.” “Loofah? I feel like that’s a new one.” “But you have to apologize, JJ.”

“I tried!” JJ protests, but you cut him off.

“And not over the phone.” You give him a look.

“Okay.” His hands travel to your hips. “Next time, I’ll say I’m sorry. Not over the phone. Can I please just kiss you now?”

“Is that all you came here for?” You laugh. “Pretty much, yeah.”

JJ leans down to kiss you, and you can feel him smile against you.

You pull away, eyes still closed. “I swear, stand me up one more time and I will dump you for- “Shut up.” JJ kisses you again but you lean back. “For good.” You finish and kiss him again.

“But then how would we,” He pecks your lips between words, “have that family you were talking about.”

You tug your head back completely. “I will leave you and my imaginary family.”

JJ shakes his head at you before he looks at the tv.

“What are you even watching?” “Romeo and Juliet.”

“Wait, isn’t he supposed to be a lot shorter than that?”

[whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst]

Texts from the Lost Tomb, part 5.2

Also yes this is a 5 part story arc, why do you ask, no I’m not “avoiding real life work”

Main Chat

Wang Pangzi: YOU KNOW THERE ARE THOSE WHO WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING DRAGGED OUT OF BED AT AN UNGODLY HOUR FOR THE SAKE OF SOME JEWELRY AND FORCED INTO AN ADVENTURE

Wu Xie: And we are just so grateful you are above all that.

Zhang Qiling: You were fully awake and insisted we pack and go as soon as possible in case there was, and I quote, “more weird shit happening we can cash in on.”

Wu Xie: I mean it’s kind of interesting that the Zhang family sent a car for us. We could have driven. So what is going on there, I wonder?

Wang Pangzi: YOU KNOW FOR A PARANOID AND CONNIVING LITTLE SHIT YOU STILL RADIATE OBLIVIOUS BAMBI ENERGY

HATE TO BE THE ADMIRAL ACKBAR HERE BUT ITS DEF A TRAP MY BOY

WHY DO U THINK WE ARE MESSAGING AND NOT TALKING DUMMY

WERE YOU IN A TOMB ON THE DAY THEY TAUGHT PPL STRANGER DANGER

BUT NO NO YOU WERE ALL “LETS GET IN THE VAN WITH THE FREE CANDY AND PUPPIES I BET WE’RE GOING TO THE CIRCUS”

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW IM LOJACKING YOU FOR REAL THIS TIME, SHOULDVE DONE THIS YEARS AGO

Zhang Qiling: I agree, in this particular case, with Pangzi. You should not have gotten in their vehicle while we were still inside the house. It forced us to follow you into the van to prevent separation, and they seemed to be expecting that. I don’t know whether Zhang Rishan intended this, but I don’t trust him.

Wu Xie: :( I got excited and didn’t think it through. I’m sorry.

Wang Pangzi: DONT YOU GIVE US THE BIG EYES WE ARE IMMUNE

MOSTLY

SPEAKING OF IMMUNE ITS REALLY FUCKIN COLD IN HERE AND UR STILL SICK, PUT YOUR JACKET ON STUPID

Wu Xie: oh relax, I’m fine. No fever at all today, remember? I feel a lot better, too.

Wang Pangzi: YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO HAVE XIAO GE INTERVENE

Zhang Qiling: It is odd to say this, but Pangzi is right again. You are barely back on your feet and could easily get worse again. Wu Xie. Jacket. Now.

Wu Xie: Oh fine. Teaming up on me, I see. Happy now?

Wang Pangzi: FUCKING ECSTATIC. NOW BACK TO HOW WE MAY BE PULLING A LI CU

Wu Xie: If it is an abduction, it wouldn’t be them moving against the whole Wu family—not with Uncle Erbai in charge. Zhang Rishan strikes me as someone who doesn’t make a move unless he is sure of his plan, and this is all a bit last-minute to be a big shift. Besides, they let Xiao Ge keep his sword and we still have all our phones.

Wang Pangzi: TOOK AWAY MY EXPLOSIVES THO THE BASTARDS

Zhang Qiling: In fairness, you were waving them around and yelling that if they tried anything it was going to be “yippeekiyay motherfucker all up in this bitch.”

Wang Pangzi: IT SOUNDS LESS COOL COMING FROM YOU. I THINK I SEE THE TEAHOUSE?

Wu Xie: me too. That’s Zhang Rishan on the steps. This must be urgent. Everybody stay shiny.

Zhang Qiling: I will be getting out first. Wu Xie in the middle, Pangzi at the rear.

Wang Pangzi: AND WHAT A VIEW;)

An hour later…

Main Chat

Wu Xie: Is everyone okay? I tried knocking but nothing is getting through, these are some solid walls.

Wu Xie: guys???

Wang Pangzi: OOPS PHONE WAS ON SILENT AND I WAS BUSY YELLING AT THE CEILING

IM PRESENT AND PISSED OFF

Zhang Qiling: Apologies, I was trying to break down the door.

Wang Pangzi: SO THIS MAY NOT BE THE TIME TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO BUT WHILE WE’RE HERE

Wu Xie: fuck Pangzi, I know, okay??

I’m an idiot, I’m so fucking stupid. It’s not like it’s the first or fiftieth time I’ve put you two in danger, either.

Wang Pangzi: HEY HEY WHOA NOW

STOP SAYING RUDE SHIT ABOUT MY FRIEND

ITS GONNA BE OKAY

DESPITE KNOWING THIS WAS A BAD IDEA I STILL COULDNT PREDICT HOW MUCH CHAOTIC LUCK THIS FAMILY HAS

DAMN IT I HATE WHEN HEI XIAZI IS RIGHT ABOUT THINGS

Zhang Qiling: I’m sorry. This is my fault. My line has a ruthlessly pragmatic streak and they’ve clearly wanted to test us separately to see why the necklace reacted to our arrival like that. It does not excuse Zhang Rishan trapping us in these separate rooms.

Wang Pangzi: UHH BITCH I SAID THIS FAMILY NOT YOUR FAMILY

THIS AINT ABOUT THEM

YOUR FAMILY IS ON MY SHIT LIST EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

THIS FAMILY MEANT US OBVS

UGH ANY SIGN OF THE BASTARDS?

Zhang Qiling: no. Wu Xie?

Zhang Qiling: Wu Xie, answer me.

Wang Pangzi: WU XIE

TIANZHEN

PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE DAMNIT YOU'RE SCARING XIAOGE

Zhang Qiling: I’m going to try breaking down the door again.

Wu Xie: Hello, Wang Pangzi and Zhang Qiling. My apologies for the rather inhospitable circumstances, but this seemed expedient considering the unknown qualities of the necklace. I could not be sure who was causing what, or what could happen next, and thus have temporarily set you in separate rooms for the sake of everyone’s safety.

Wang Pangzi: WTF GIVE HIM BACK HIS FUCKIN PHONE ZHANG RISHAN I KNOW ITS YOU YOU PRETENTIOUS ANTIQUE

WE DESTROYED THIS PLACE BEFORE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN

Zhang Qiling: Your concerns for everyone’s safety are noted. Thank you for whatever you believe you’ve done right here.

Now. If you release us immediately and return Wu Xie to us, we will consider leaving without direct personal retribution.

Wang Pangzi: WHAT HE SAID AND ALSO YOU SUCK

Wu Xie: I regret that this has happened, I hope to make it up to you in the future. For the purpose of today’s needs, however—I will have my men escort the two of you out if you so desire, but unfortunately Wu Xie will need to stay until we have finished examining him.

Wang Pangzi: EXAMINING??? YOU FUCKING PERV HANDS OFF HE MAY BE THE BELLE OF THE BALL BUT HIS DANCE CARD IS SPOKEN FOR

I SWEAR I DID NOT GO THROUGH TEN YEARS OF THIS STARCROSSED CLUSTERFUCK FOR YOU TO SWOOP IN AND STEAL MY FRIENDS BF

Wu Xie: There is no call for rudeness. He will not be harmed. The artifact was responding to him directly. It has not lit up like this in over 200 years, and I need to understand why it is responding, and responding to someone who is not our kin, which it has never done before. This could have implications for everyone in my family if it could protect someone at the right moment.

Wang Pangzi: OKAY BUT CONSIDERING OUR TRACK RECORD IN THIS BUILDING AND THE SITUATION AT HAND Y’ALL ARE ABOUT TO NEED PROTECTION

Wu Xie: The testing would be going better if Wu Xie wasn’t worrying himself unnecessarily over where you both are, it’s making our readings difficult.

Wang Pangzi: OH GEE SO SORRY YOUR KIDNAPPING VICTIMS ARENT THRILLED TO BE HERE TO SAMPLE YOUR CREEPY JEWELRY BOX BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM

Zhang Qiling: Zhang Rishan. I appreciate that you must think of our family first in your decisions. As must I. I hope you can appreciate what that means for decisions I make.

Wang Pangzi: HEHEHE SO TRUE BESTIE

YOU PISSED OFF THE WRONG GOTH TODAY BUDDY BOY

Zhang Qiling: A compromise: we stay with him as you run your tests. That will calm him and assuage Pangzi’s concerns and prevent me from…testing the limits of your lifespan.

Wu Xie: I accept that this may temporarily impact our relations, but am hopeful that you will come to understand that sometimes I need to make certain choices for this family that are…difficult. I will come to let you—One moment. Something seems to be happening.

Babysitters Club Chat

Wang Pangzi: OH SO WE ARE GONNA JUST POLITELY SIT WITH WU XIE AS STRANGERS POKE HIM WITH NEEDLES ARE WE HUH WELL LOOK WHOS BEING A HELPFUL LITTLE LAB ASSISTANT

Zhang Qiling: I’m attempting to convince him to let us out. Of course we will not simply sit there. Some lying to gain trust is necessary here.

Wang Pangzi: UR BEIN A SHADY BITCH XIAOGE AND ITS HOT

THATS WHY YOUR TATTOO IS SO BIG ITS FULL OF SECRETS

ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU TO—WAIT WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??

At the same time…

Bonnie and Clyde Chat

Xie Yuchen: …so, this is not what I expected to find.

Hei Yangjing: yeah kiddo is a bit freaked out:/ this sucks. I mean I get that they are concerned blah blah blah necklace goes brightbright but maybe we should go find the other two

or at least find a way to let Wu Xie know we are here, that room he’s in looks like a dungeon and not in a good way

Xie Yuchen: Does it look like I’m able to do anything right now? Also, I’m fairly certain they won’t be harmed. Zhang Rishan may be callous, but he isn’t stupid.

Hei Yangjing: r u kidding

he split up Romeo and Juliet, then left Romeo with a sword—seems pretty stupid to me

Xie Yuchen: Yeah I’m not going near that. He made his bed with that choice. What can you see? These Neanderthal guards are blocking my view.

Hei Yangjing: uh so there’s like a lab table situation

Wu Xie isn’t tied up, a good sign in this context

I can’t see what those people are holding, they’re talking a lot and some asshole just grabbed Wu Xie’s arm, looks like maybe they are putting in an IV?

The necklace is—oh. Oh shit.

[pretendingboyfriends]

HELLLOOOOOOO!!!! so first, i would like to say thank u to everyone that has read and reblogged my work since the beginning. i’ve been on tumblr for over 3 years and i never expected for people to actually enjoy my writing and follow me. i am so so so so thankful for all the friends i have made on tumblr and i truly don’t know where i would be without them :,). with that being said, i‘m gonna hit quite a large milestone in followers soon SO, i’ve decided to make this little fic challenge! 

the theme is “To Lovers”, as you can see by the header, and this means that you can write anything along the lines of:

- friends to lovers

- enemies to lovers

- strangers to lovers

- neighbors to lovers

- co-workers to lovers

- boss/employee to lovers

there aren’t a lot of restrictions to this either! if you’d like to make your fic a holiday fic for whichever holiday you celebrate this season (or new years), go ahead! if you’d like to make your fic a normal, non-holiday fic, that’s fine as well! if you have a specific “to lovers” trope that isn’t listed here that you would like to do, you are completely free to do so!! the minimum word count is 500 words and there is no max, you can write as much as you want! smut is ALWAYS welcomed, but definitely not required!! you can make your piece as sad and angsty as you want, or as fluffy and cute as you want, it’s completely up to you! of course, the fic has to be “harry styles x reader” “harry styles x y/n” “harry styles x oc”, but i’m sure that was already pretty obvious. 

here are a few (optional) prompts that can help bring inspiration for your piece:

“Are you going to kiss me or keep staring?”

“If you don’t stop looking at my lips without doing anything about it, I will take you right here on this counter.”

“Don’t hesitate, just kiss me.”

“You keep saying that we’re friends but you look at me for a moment too long for that to be true.”

“I’m not materialistic. I like being happy and having lots of sex.”

“Will you stay the night?”

“I think we need to talk about the fact that I’m in love with you and also that I’m pregnant.”

“You keep that photo of us in your wallet?”

“We could be an epic novel of forbidden lovers, like Romeo and Juliet without the ending.”

“If you didn’t have two fingers inside of me right now, I’d kick you in the shins.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I don’t know what to do.”

“I desperately want to take you out for dinner and slow dance with you until the sun comes up, but I also want to grip your hair as I watch you writhing underneath me.”

“I fell for you without even knowing it and, jesus, does it hurt that you can’t see it.”

“What if we ran away together?”

I think I'm in love with you." / “You only just met me."

“Catch me if you can!”

“I have never hated anyone more than I hate you.”

“Why do you keep coming back to me?”

“It’s [insert holiday] and you think now is the time to tell me you’re in love with me?”

“Do you think anyone heard us?”

when you post your work, make sure to @ me and use the tag “to lovers fic challenge”!! i will be making a separate masterlist for everyone’s fics as well. 

the deadline is january 5th

sign-ups are CLOSED

if you need more time, just message me and let me know!!

[yuthoe]

Day 18: Forbidden (MONSTA X: I.M)

S M U T tadaaaaa! (whether it's good is up to yall, but this is the most we're gonna get with my sleep addled brain lmao. today's prompt for May Trope Mayhem is:

Day 18: Historical Setting

and tbh i don't think i stressed that part of it well enough that it stands out HAHA i hope all my subtle allusions work lmao

(also this fic is driven by monsta x dropping concept images #1 and everyone swerving to im's vampire lookin ass, they all look way too good yall)

also, it's currently 11:25PM here and im tired from work, so sorry for any typos or grammatical errors. good night!

PAIRING: I.M x reader. GENRE: smut, fic. WARNINGS: oral sex (male receiving), female reader, degradation (this is a first guys HAHAHA). WORD COUNT: 899.

---

Changkyun sighs and shudders, losing himself in the feeling of your mouth on him. The darkness of the store room hides your features from him, but the way your tongue laves at him from root to tip, the way you suck on the head of his throbbing member, the way your hand pumps him with practiced movement… It is unmistakably you.

You with your expensive silks fit for a duke’s only daughter, your expertly styled hair that stays sculpted throughout a night of dancing, your delicate and smooth hands that only grip his when his face is between your thighs.

He lays his head back against the wall, mindful of the rough exposed brick that could no doubt crack his skull open, and that is not how he wants to leave this world.

A groan leaves his mouth. “Your mouth will be the death of me,” he grinds out, lowering a hand to you, almost landing on your hair before he remembers that you are still at the mansion of a baron of someone else, and he cannot have you looking like you walked through a hurricane.

You pull off, and even in the almost black of the room he can sense your cheeky smile. “My father will be the death of you if he finds us in here because you can’t be quiet, my lord.” And before he can reply with a quip of his own, you descend on him once more, prompting him to grip your hand that is keeping your balance on his thigh.

Changkyun tells himself that he indulges in these acts with you because of the unbearable tension between your families—a classic Romeo and Juliet kind of situation, where the more something is withheld, the more he wants to grasp it in his hands and never let it go. The allegory is quite extreme, but this lord is too much of a romantic to see any other side of his fixation for you.

He knows you cannot say the same, though. He knows that he does not know you.

Sparks rain down his spine at a particularly hard suck from you and Changkyun has to bite the sleeve of his velvet coat to keep from emitting another loud groan. The vibrations from your giggling wrack through him and make his legs shake.

“God damn it, woman, you really mean for the whole mansion to find us?” The earl rakes a hand through his hair and pitches his hips forward. “You really want everyone to see you?—my little whore, being so obedient for me and taking me so well in her pretty mouth.” He trails a finger down your cheek and cups under your jaw; you stiffen and shudder. “A shame I can’t fuck you like I want—your hair is done up very pretty tonight and I don’t want to mess it up and let everyone see how… depraved you are.” He tucks a stray hair behind your ear and you release a muffled mewl.

Changkyun smiles. “Or maybe you would like that, eh?”

He takes a shuddering breath, relaxes against the wall. “Go on then. Make me come.”

You do not need to be told twice, doubling your earlier efforts to milk him of his release. You take him deeper into your throat and suck hard, swiping your tongue over the skin you can reach. You set a rhythm as you bob your head, up and down, and with every tiny sound and whisper of praise from Changkyun you feel yourself leaking from underneath your skirts. It’s stuffy suddenly, the open neckline doing nothing to cool you down.

It is when you rake your manicured nails down Changkyun’s exposed thigh that he groans a final time and releases into your mouth. Where he usually presses you close by the back of your head, one of his hands is now clamped at your shoulder, the other at the side of your neck.

You swallow everything, and give him one final long lick as you pull away and adjust yourself to sit more comfortably on the dusty floor. You watch Changkyun catch his breath while righting his clothes with shaky hands. Once his breeches are properly fastened, he pats his pocket for a kerchief and hands it to you, and you take it gratefully.

He crouches in front of you, presses a soft kiss to your awaiting lips and says, “Stay here. I know your knees hurt from kneeling, so just wait for the pain to pass.” He levels you with the lopsided smirk you will never admit sends butterflies to your stomach. “If anyone asks, I shall say I glimpsed you by the hedge maze. It should tide them over for a while.”

You can only nod, grateful. Your throat is dry and you fear that no sound will come out if you attempt to speak.

The sharp-jawed earl stands, turns to you with his hand on the doorknob. “Wait here for that drink.” In a moment, the light swallows him and you are left alone in the dark.

Left once again to evaluate your stance on this rather sexual relationship, and whether it is in your best interest to pursue something more with him. Your father would have your hide for associating with his most hated rival, but surely he would not deny his daughter happiness, regardless of the person you choose…

Right?

[leejungchans]

Hi love, I saw that your requests are open and I want to request something for Juliet if that’s okay! Could it be her first impressions of the boys or vice versa? You can decide on the format and stuff 😊 thank you so much!

— first impressions.

ateez’s first impressions of juliet and her first impression of them

note: other members are under the cut!! some of the points might be a bit repetitive so i hope this isn’t too boring bwhehhwhs ( ; ω ; )

a/n: hi anon!! thank you for the request and i’m so sorry for the long wait 🥺💕 i decided to do both ie. both the boys’ first impressions and hers for them, i hope that’s okay!!

juliet’s masterlist

#HONGJOONG;

his first impression

“oh, hi i’m hongjoong how old are y—WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE BORN IN 2001 YOU’RE STILL A BABY?????” okay he didn’t actually say that but that’s what he thought (later he was even more shocked to learn that she was already a trainee for two years prior)

he didn’t know that she had already trained under another company prior to joining KQ, so when he first saw her sing/dance he was very shocked by how good she already was

her first impression

ngl she was terrified of him ahjdgwjshjakd 💀 ofc she quickly realised that joong is a sweetheart but the first time meeting him she was so intimidated agjshwhsh he just...looked scary

when he told her he already had a few mixtapes she was like :OOOOO CAN I LISTEN TO THEM PLEASE and after he let her (bc he has a soft spot for her uwu) she just sat there in disbelief bc how can someone be so talented????????????

#SEONGHWA;

his first impression

who is this tiny child and what are they doing here???? and you were a trainee at another company since you were 13?????? child??????????? he really saw her and immediately went (⊃ `Д´)⊃ must protecc!! and adopted her

then he saw her dance for the first time and was like???? what happened to my sweet summer child??????????

her first impression

not as intimidated by him as she was by joong but was still a little ;-; (a/n: have you seen seonghwa’s predebut photos????? predebut he was all 💀🔥💣⛓ and now he’s all 🥺🥰✨💕🌸 i’m gonna sob)

she thought he was really cool qgjdhwhjwbdjwb and may or may not have had a tiny crush on him predebut; but after they spent more time together and he became more of an older brother figure (and would nag her about doing her homework and going to school hjqhehaj) she was like “🙄🙄 oKAY M O M”

#YUNHO;

his first impression

he saw her hanging around awkwardly in the practice room bc it was her first official day as a trainee and she was pretty nervous about being a trainee again; he knew how nerve-wracking it was to be in a completely new environment so he did his best to make her feel more comfy yunho best boy :(

they didn’t really have that awkward i-just-met-you phase bc he started chatting with her immediately to soothe her nerves and to update her on how things worked at KQ (´ ω `♡)

her first impression

she’d be more nervous around him due to his height if he wasn’t so sunshiney the moment they met and he was the first trainee who approached her at KQ 🥺🥺 her first day at the company the staff led her to a practice room but left soon after and she was like???? someone help?????? o(TヘTo)

then yunho came in and was like “hi!!!!!!! you must be new!!!!! i could show you around later if you want!!!!!! :D” for a while after that she’d just follow him around everywhere like a puppy it was very cute

#YEOSANG;

his first impression

ngl his first impression of juliet was just that she was very quiet and seemed to be really good at dancing 😭😭😭 it took the longest for them to become as close as they are now bc they were both so shy (isfj buddies 😔😔) but ofc they are now v v close!!!! 😼

her first impression

she thought he didn’t like her 🥲🥲🥲🥲 listen, she was shy, he was shy, and they sometimes look intimidating to people they’re not close with 😭

when she first spoke to yeosang, she thought he hated her from how he barely responded when it was just bc he was shy :(((( but once they got past that phase they realised it was all just one big misunderstanding!! 🥺

#SAN;

his first impression

he looked up to her so much 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he didn’t have a background in dance so when he saw juliet training he was so in awe like “????? why haven’t you debuted yet????????” :((((

san still talks about it sometimes when he has v-lives with juliet and she gets so emotional when he brings it up bc he’s come such a long way and she’s just so proud of him!!!!

her first impression

san joined kq after her so this time it was her turn to help out a new trainee!!! he was so tiny back then uwu and despite how awkward she felt on the inside she went up to him like “hi!!! if you want a friend my name’s juliet :3” she honestly thought he was adorable and had a really nice voice :((((

#MINGI;

his first impression

slightly confused at first bc yunho seemed really friendly with her, yet he has never seen her before and yunho never mentioned having a friend; then he found out it was her first day and was immediately like ohhh!!!!! sup i’m mingi!!!!!!!!

also was like uwu smol child must protecc :3 he noticed that she was still pretty uneasy about the new environment when they were getting food together so he did his best to make her laugh (and succeeded!!🥺)

her first impression

???????? you’re also so tall?????????? does yunho only have tall friends????? he arrived just in time for practice so yunho didn’t get a chance to introduce them to each other until he invited her to grab a snack with him and mingi on her first day

she was pretty intimidated bc he had a really deep voice and was v tall hajdhwjdh but then he started cracking jokes and made her feel v comfy and not out of place at all!! mingi bestest boy!!!!

#WOOYOUNG;

his first impression

must. introduce. myself. must. be. friends 🥺🥺 honestly he was just excited to get to know everyone :ccc

before they became close he was kinda jealous when he saw her with the others bc she seemed to be good friends with everyone but him :((( she was still really nice to him!! but it was in a “i-don’t-really-know-you” kind of way. in reality it was bc she didn’t know how to talk to him bc their personalities were so different :(

her first impression

“HI I’M WOOYOUNG THEY TOLD ME YOUR NAME IS JULIET HIIIII” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 it threw her off a little bc she wasn’t expecting that introduction; she’s an introvert so being greeted by so much energy all at once was a bit shocking

also was slightly startled by how loud and talkative he was but as they spent more time together she just started...getting louder too 💀💀💀💀 became besties soon after and he helped her out of her shell more!! he was also the one who helped her break the ice with yeosang!!!! :3

#JONGHO;

his first impression

he was pretty shy especially since she was the one who approached him, but was glad to make a friend so quickly!! by the end of the day they shared so many stories with each other and got comfortable with each other; saw her as a little sister after that!!!

her first impression

finally!!!!!! someone born after 2000!!!!!!!!! let’s ditch these hags bestie :3 (hajdhwjd kidding😭😭) he was the trainee closest to her age so she befriended him the day he came to the company like she did with san; invited him to have lunch with her and the others and he gave her gum after the meal :3

she heard him sing and was immediately like “okay vocals!!!!!!! the company would be a fool not to debut u ur just too good ⭐️👄⭐️”

[lee-scribbles-and-doodles]

S3 ep4

LEEEEETS GOOO!

Girl Stinky fighting Grandpa for Sal's honor 😍

So many Sams😲

Can the narrator pls shut up

"After they yanked it away they turned their attention on us." "actually I think they were more interested in me."

"Looks like it's time to boil the haggis" I love u Grandpa Stinky

"Need any help?" "No, I've been dreaming of this for years." *Continues to shoot Sam clones*

Skunkape loosing his mind

Oh geez, the dogglegangers kidnapped him

Girl Stinky still denying her obvious relationship with Sal

Oh hey I can make toast... Never mind then 😕

"Ah, I remember when I was a toaster."

Max and Grandpa are having a little too much fun shooting the clones

Why does Stinky have a picture of the DeSoto???

Well, the plan to turn into the DeSoto failed

I really didn't need to read minds to figure out how to get out, but I guess it was a good way to remind players of the tunnel

"Max is so powerful now... Soon he won't even need a partner."

Ew, Grandpa wants to sell clone meat 🤢

Sam struggling to not eat a fudgcicle is super relatable

Oh the tunnel is blocked. Knowing Girl she probably has a backup

I knew it.

"Happiness is a warm gun." "My gun is always warm... and a little bit moist." WHAT

*Gives clone a peanut butter ball* "Ew. It has peanut butter dog mouth. I hate when I do that."

Haha I made Sam eat a peanut butter ball now he's doing that dog lip smack thing

Oh hey, we can take a fudgcicle now. ...Oh, I know what to do!

Presidential Alert: The Stinky's are fighting!

Why does Girl Stinky's tunnel lead to a cloning facility?

The clone Sam approves of Sam's outfit

He stole Sam's hat!!!

"That's strange." yeah, you think!?

"--unholy army of sexually provocative Sam clones" What you just call them Max 👀

Cthulu tenticles!!!

They have spikes

"I'm thinking of a number between--" "Potato!" "That's uncanny."

Sam

"Momma sure does love a nicely turned Sam gam."

This episode is quickly turning into Max repeatedly saying how hot he thinks Sam is 👀

I guess let's explore the tunnels

Ooh the museum

Doctor Norrington? We get to meet him?

Nope :(

When they jumped back into the tunnels Max raised his hands up and Sam picked him up 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰

Back through the tunnels

The shadow physics are all messed up

Boscotech!

Harry and Superball are trying to contact Momma. Can she not appear anymore?

Queen? Where are you?

"Keep your eyes peeled, Max." "Ugh, that's disgusting, Sam."

"What do you know about these scary--" "But dashing!" "--toy stealing Sam clones." oh max

"So you don't know where Momma Bosco is?" Sam says with a huge sad face

Superball my love

Max smokes Cuban cigars

"Yes sir, quite the coinkydink."

"I'm going to stand over here and try to shake off the memory of you saying balliwick." *,Literally stands in corner shaking his arms side to side* Max. I love you

*Harry insults Sam* *Max jumps to his defence*

"I'm afraid the contents on my mind is classified, sirs."

I'm going to find Sal

The hat thief stole the car!!!

Buster Blaster!!!

"Max." "that's what they call me at the manipedi." The boys get manicurs

I can't get to Sal or Buster Blaster because of the clones :(

Look a buster blaster's future and he's just floating through space shouting "This is totally awesome!"

Back to Stinky's

Flint Paper!!!

Flint's mind is just noir narrative... As it should be

Girl Stinky realized Max has been reading her mind

Sam and Max role-playing as Flint and Girl has me laughing

Girl tied Sam up into her lies

The fact that the boys don't realize who Mr. S is is astonishing

Great I have to find a cake. Back to Sal?

The clone Sam hugging the stuffed Bunny 🥰

Sam was doing the same to Max 😍

Love for legomorphs is stored in the dna

Oh hey I missed Charlie the first time

Max shares the creeped out feelings Charlie gives me. Good

Sal knows how to cook 💖

Sal is an artist 🥰

I love Sal

OMG is there actual blood on the cake

No! Don't eat Max!

Sam got a kiss from Stinky, lucky dog. I can't tell if he's surprised or grossed out 😂

Flint and Max are disgusted by the kiss

Oh to be kissed by Girl Stinky... or Sybil... Or Momma Bosco.

Sal doesn't want to kill. Good man

Girl and Sal are my new otp

Oh no, power het couple are possessed

Ok, I'm going back to boscotech for now to mess with Harry now that I have Charlie

Max really hamming it up

Oh hey, Max actually summoned Momma

Agent Superball just teleported?!

What is going on with him?

Also he has OTHER superiors

Momma are you hiding something?

"mmm-mm-mm, those shorts sure don't leave anything to the imagination, do they?"

Was Max right, does Momma have a thing for Sam?

Lol she was lying.

She seems to feel guilty about selling her cloning machines.

Max don't you dare mention the poppers in front of me!!!

It's pretty obvious it's Papierwaite

I like it when she spins

Oh, are we going to track down Bosco to get more DNA for her new body?

I'm going to take to Buster Blaster

"Hey, you wouldn't happen to know anything about those Sam clones running around?" "THOSE ARE REAL?" "Yeah." "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!"

He gave us a letter to give to Momma from Bosco.

"See ya Buster." "I AM BECOME DEATH!"

Sam called Bosco "baby Bosco"

Oh hey, I probably should have tried reading Papierwaiite's mind already

Sam picked Max up so he could type in the code

Ew, Norrinton is a chest burster cthulu

Everyone keeps making fun of Sam's weight :(

Max's reaction to Norringron's grandson being named Junior is great

I used the destabilizer to look for the weapon and now Sam is crying profusely

That Romeo and Juliet reference tho

He's fine now

Well that was a lot of trial and error

Got the new toy and killed the tentacles

Time to get Momma a new body

Momma is bald. That's fine

Love that she's fully clothed even though that doesn't make any sense

Yay shooting things!

Oh no we made Sal fall

Momma is so excited to telport

Aw, she held Max's hand while Sam patted his head ❤️

She punched out Girl! Go Momma!

Ha, we made the clones dance.

Yay, we figured out where the toybox is.

AAAAH

I knew Charlie was going to be evil!

I hate evil dolls

The clones knocked the boys out

We're at the statue of liberty now???

Ew, she's got tenticles

Charlie wants to be reunited with Junior. Can't let that happen since it'll cause the apocalypse

Max is more concerned for Sam than the world

Charlie kidnapped Norrinton

Sam is still struggling against the thrall

Oh hey, got Charlie to let Sam talk

Let's mess with the sheet music

The liberty puzzel was fun

Oh shit, did Charlie just kill Norrington and Papierwaite

Ooooh, Max is all glowly

Ok, that last puzzel was kinda easy

Sam got his hat back!

Max, oh no he fell

Sam looked so scared

Oh Max, scared us for no reason

Oh God, he's scaring us for real now

OMG is this because he swallowed some demon yolk?

He's so big and Cthulu-y now!!!

Shut up narrator!

"Well, this is new." oh Sam

Wait the episode just ends there!?

Gaaahd now I have to stay up and play the next one or die from suspense.

After credits scene... Did we kill Sal!? Nooo!!!!