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They fucked that old man to pieces

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Them [the news website] having a lot of articles on top surgery and bottom growth but like no info on the affects of estrogen/progesterone on your genitals and bottom surgery is so...blatantly a bigotry issue.

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to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

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being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."

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ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to say something funny on the computer

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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can we please for the love of god waste our short and meaningless lives together

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Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with "The" under the "T" section

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book marks are a kind of maid who helps with pages ans you are depriving our beautiful women of jobs every time you dog-ear that thang. however you bring into the world many beautiful puppys. many such cases !!

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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

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Not sure about anyone else but I re-read all my favourite AO3 comments when I’ve had a rough day so if you’ve ever taken the time to write a deep, funny, or just kind comment, thank-you.

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogynists. and i mean real trans women, not this abstract symbol you've created just to defend. the real flesh and blood human beings who are messy and complex and imperfect. you have to love them even when they fall outside of your preconceived idea of what a "good" trans woman must be, when they're doing femininity "wrong" or "not enough", when they understand themselves in terms you find unintuitive, when they're rubbing against your understanding of what a woman should and can be. you have to support the trans women in your life and you have to be kind to the ones you meet and you have to respect the ones on the internet. otherwise you're not helping, you're just using them to play hero.

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