hi i'm jay and after 16 years on the internet i still don't know what to put for a fucking bio (note: i'm 24 i was just born too early to be an ipad baby)
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Please tell me that y'all won't go back to tiktok once Trump gets whatever nefarious concessions he wants from the company and "saves" it. Like, you all NEED to stay gone. Stay on Xiaohongshu or move to other platforms or create a new one or whatever, but don't go back to whatever Trump-appeasement monstrosity TikTok is about to become. Don't do it.
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Ran over dans foot in the m&g with my wheelchair and he told me he deserved it
#i fear this is the first time i've regretted not going for m&g tix#also prev ->#he's still atoning for when he told that wheelchair user at WAD to stand up
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Ill never stop blogging. I could become prime minister and youd still see me on here posting
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i couldn’t think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle
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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
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used aftg to drag myself out of a reading slump and have regrettably ended up uncontrollably fixated on jean moreau . hoping that some silly little journal pages will help me move on .
#aftg hyperfixations in january aren't New but it's the first time in a while i've had Actual Responsibilities for it to interrupt#i dont have time for u jean... please... please jean i am trying to get a degree.......#anyways .#aftg#tsc#the sunshine court#all for the game#jean moreau#jeremy knox#art?
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I dont want politics to be funny i want it to be decent. I dont want to have to wade through a thousand detatched ironic "we're cooked" reacts before i see someone express sincere empathy or a solutions-oriented mindset. I don't want to have to hear people wailing over problems they never lifted a single finger to resolve, or improve, in any way. And I'm done pretending that this is a normal way to deal with governance and our society.
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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
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when a joke takes a while to hit call that a jestational period
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yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…
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the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
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