pretendingboyfriends · 6 days ago
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listen, i’m not one to be a hater, but i love to see a bitch getting the karma she deserves.
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pretendingboyfriends · 1 month ago
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got wine drunk w my bf last night and made tomato soup from scratch
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pretendingboyfriends · 2 months ago
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nothing is better than a man that knows how to EAT
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pretendingboyfriends · 4 months ago
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chainsmoking joints before i go to one of my three jobs to waitress for snobby old rich ppl just so i can afford rent and necessities
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pretendingboyfriends · 4 months ago
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this Conversation pit is ruining my life
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pretendingboyfriends · 10 months ago
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2024!! 🎆🎆🎇
hell yeah!!! new year going well, working towards getting my bachelor’s degree in art, very excited!!
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pretendingboyfriends · 11 months ago
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men will be like “i have a small dick” and then give u more orgasms in one day than a man with a big dick could in a year
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pretendingboyfriends · 1 year ago
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yo wtf i’m 21 now, i’ve been on tumblr since i was 15 that’s crazy
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pretendingboyfriends · 1 year ago
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some things i’ve been experiencing lately: i broke up with my off and on ex for good this time. i have three jobs and i’m full time in school yet somehow i find time to be bored. hook-ups in my 20s is really one of the strangest experiences ever.
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pretendingboyfriends · 1 year ago
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NEW ERAAAAAAA
i love u why r u still here <3
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pretendingboyfriends · 1 year ago
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i think it's finally time to retire the harry styles theme and make my tumblr a bit more personal
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pretendingboyfriends · 1 year ago
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hiii hope everyone is doing well!
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pretendingboyfriends · 2 years ago
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if u ever have doubts about getting help for ur mental health and getting medication, i started lexapro at the beginning of this month and i have never felt so happy and motivated in my entire life. i was at the lowest point of my life in december and i decided it was time to do something serious about it because my own tactics weren’t working anymore, and i can easily say it was the best decision i could’ve made. things genuinely do get better, you just have to make a little bit of effort to get some help
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pretendingboyfriends · 2 years ago
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how is ur gf?
i do not have a gf lol i had a bf a month ago but we broke up
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pretendingboyfriends · 2 years ago
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
sorry i’m late to this but happy new year!!
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pretendingboyfriends · 2 years ago
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today is the day that i start reading fanfiction again bc i’m two-weeks post break up which means it’s been over two weeks since i last got laid
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pretendingboyfriends · 2 years ago
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happy holidays bestie!!!
thank u!!
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