#julian blackthorn quotes

[outerspacess]

I think about this more often than I’d like to admit.

“Whoever you have loved, and however you loved them,” said Jem, “anyone you loved would be lucky.”

[starrieshq]

Julian: You really put everything aside to come save me? How'd you even get here?

Emma: Several traffic violations

Dru: Three counts of resisting arrest

Mark: Roughly 13 cans of energy drinks

Ty: Also, that's not our car.

[inlovewithquotes]

"You really think that's such a good idea?" Kit said. "I mean, your house is pretty screwed up, what with your agoraphobia uncle and your weird brother.""

Julian's hands tightened on the wheel, but the only thing he said was, "Ty isn't weird."

"I meant Mark," said Kit. There was an odd pause. "Ty isn't weird," Kit added. "He's just autistic."

-Lord Of Shadows

[dayque]

Do you think Robert was so willing to help Emma and Julian with the whole in love parabatais thing because it reminded him of his own experience with Michael?

[tys-kitty]

It feels like every one of us had to pass a test before being called a true TSC fan and that test was to not stop reading when Clary and Jace were thinking they‘re siblings in TMI

[kaitcreates]

Mark: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Julian: You were putting it in cold water?

Emma: Mark. Answer the question, Mark.

Mark: Yeah? I though for, like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water, what the fuck???

Kit: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Cristina: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Kit: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Cristina: It takes less than a minute.

Emma: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Cristina: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Emma: Like seven minutes.

Kieran: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes.

Julian: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?

Dru: Every single person in this family is a fucking lunatic.

Ty: Do none of you own a kettle?

[laylaxcarstairs]

Emma: You just need to sit back, relax, and let me do what I do best.

Julian: Stressing me out?

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Julian: Do you have any hobbies besides making unexpected and impulsive decisions? Emma: Sure. Julian, suspiciously: I don’t believe you. Like what? Emma, with a small smile: Sorry. Emma: That answer was impulsive too.

[culiehua]

tsc x things my family have said:

jem: these ugly please muffins taste pretty good

tessa: the... what

tessa: ... the unguilty pleasure muffins???

kit: shame shame chocolate frame

jace: pov you suck

alec: pov im manifesting sasuke bc i'm about to cut your fucking arm off

simon: bro i swear on my pc

clary: wanna bet

simon: no, call me abrahen lincoln the way im chickening out

emma: am i applying to uni for summer or winter term??

julian: idk what does april to september sound like to you????

emma: ....pre-winter?

will: ayo where did you put the lightbulbs?

gabriel: under your bed?

will: oh so the bedbugs can read too? settle down? fornicate and make a merry family? fuck you

gabriel: ??????

max: you are a LOSER and my sister says you're bald!!

izzy: *whispering* I did?

max: *whispering* yeah he stole my pretzels at lunch yesterday

izzy: Oh yeah definitely you make dwayne johnson look like tina turner

[okayclaryfray]

TSC characters as inaccurate memes I stumbled upon

Simon while dating Clary:

Jace:

Clary and Julian:

Clary telling Simon about kissing her brothers:

Dru about that aunt from England:

Clary around Jocelyn:

Anyone about Sebastian:

Jace:

[lueurichor]

And here it is! I'm really glad that I actually got it done today, like I kind of promised/teased. 🧡🧡

This has actually been sitting in my drafts for a rather long time, mostly because I could not find the pictures I wanted (perfectionism, yay).

While I'm at it, I'd like to dedicate this post to @emmalovesfitzloved whose messages motivated me to post & pick up this project again, thank you so much!

[starrieshq]

Mark: With how much Julian talks about rules, I would've thought that he'd be angrier about us doing this

Emma: Please, Julian just learns the rules to break them more effectively

[inlovewithquotes]

"Emma Carstairs shattered the Mortal Sword! She destroyed a Mortal Instrument! Arrest her!"

She didn't care what they did to her; she had to get to Julian. He was still on the ground with Livvy in his arms, resisting all efforts by the guards to lift her dead body away from him.

-Queen Of Air And Darkness

[dayque]

Halloween costume ideas

Jace and Simon as TV show Sherlock and Watson (Kit and Ty does not talk to each other so the idea is free)

Church as a church (he hate it)

Kit and Dru as Eleven and a demogorgon

Clary and Izzy as Kim Possible and Shego

Magnus and Alec as Spiderman and Deadpool

Ty as gasper (because Livvy thinks that is hilarious)

Mina as Sabrina Carpter in Short n' Sweet (Jem hates it, Kit make her make up and glue crystals one by one in her microphone)

Chairman Meow as a lion

Tessa and Jem as Cleopatra and Caesar

Rafa, Max and Tavvy as bananas (that's it, they are Gen Z)

Julian as a Van Gogh paint

Kieran, Mark, Cristina and their turtle pet as Ninjas turtles (Kieran doesn't understand but his parteners look so happy, so he accepted)

I couldn't find a good reference image, so enjoy this baby turtle eating a strawberry

[wessasbitch]

Emma: sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Mark: the cow??

Emma: what?

Julian: Mark, W H Y?

[tyblackthornfrog]

dru: ash, this is my brother julian.

dru: julian, this is my ash- wait, no-

ash: hi, i'm her ash.

julian: ...