#tscincorrectquotes

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Alec: Chairman Meow is staring at me. Magnus: That’s totally normal. Magnus: He’s a cat, Alec. Alec: Don’t you think he talks about us when he goes out? Magnus: *Smirks* Oh, absolutely. He probably meets up with his friends and says, “So, you know that fabulous warlock and his clueless-but-cute Nephilim boyfriend? Yeah, I live with them."

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Will, to Tessa: Tessa could you please pass me my honey? Tessa: *passes the honey * Will: No, I mean my honey. Jem: *walks in* Will: Honey! There you are!

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Will: You're staring at me. Why? Tessa: Just wondering how so much bullshit fits in such a small head. Will: I don't know. Tessa: Yeah, probably because your head is too full. Tessa: With bullshit.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Simon: So, Iz, are you ever going to teach me how to look as intimidating as you? Izzy: No. Izzy: I don’t want to ruin your cute face.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Tessa: So, apparently, your boyfriend's favourite Disney-princess has to look like you. Tessa: Will, who is your favourite Disney-princess? Will: Mulan Tessa: *looks at Jem* Tessa: Oh

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Julian: Do you have any hobbies besides making unexpected and impulsive decisions? Emma: Sure. Julian, suspiciously: I don’t believe you. Like what? Emma, with a small smile: Sorry. Emma: That answer was impulsive too.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Jace: What are you making? Izzy: Dinner. It’s a new recipe. Jace: That smells... interesting. Izzy: Interesting? Jace: Like something we should feed to demons as a distraction. Izzy: I hope you enjoy starving tonight. Jace: Better that than dying of food poisoning.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Julian: *Enters the kitchen* Julian: Why does it smell like burnt bread? Emma: It doesn’t. Emma: Do you want some black toast? Julian: You mean burnt bread? Emma: No, the bread was really dark, even before I toasted it. Julian: Oh, so you want me to eat bread that’s been burned twice!?

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Emma: What are you painting? Emma: A goddess? Julian: No. Julian: It's you.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Will: If food is overdue, we can't eat it anymore. Will: But if babies are born later than their due date, we still keep them. Will: But aren’t babies overdue too, then? Tessa: Will, stop. You’re scaring Jamie.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Will: Why is your book on the table? Tessa: You mean my love? Will: My love, why is your book on the table? Tessa: No, my love is on the table, and you're asking why. Will: But I'm not even on the table!

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Tessa: Why do you always seem to find trouble? Will: I don't know Will: Maybe we're related?

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Jace: Have you ever, in your whole life, done something without thinking it through? Alec: No. Alec: Not even one of your impulsive plans. Alec: Someone has to make sure at least one of us survives.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Will, to Tessa: I will never let you go. Jem: *enters the room* Jem: Will. Jem: Throw away that superglue and try again.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Will: This glass is half full. Jem: This glass is half empty. Jem: Will:  Jem: I think you're full of bullshit. Will: No, I'm half full of bullshit.

[lauherondaleandlestecarstairs]

Jem: Why is your book lying on the table? Will: Books can't lie. Will: They always tell the truth.