#incorrect the dark artifices quotes

[kaitcreates]

Mark: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Julian: You were putting it in cold water?

Emma: Mark. Answer the question, Mark.

Mark: Yeah? I though for, like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water, what the fuck???

Kit: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Cristina: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Kit: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Cristina: It takes less than a minute.

Emma: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Cristina: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Emma: Like seven minutes.

Kieran: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes.

Julian: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?

Dru: Every single person in this family is a fucking lunatic.

Ty: Do none of you own a kettle?

[starrieshq]

Tessa: Crap. The printer broke while printing Kit's birthday invitations.

Jem: What was it supposed to say?

Tessa: "Kit's Birthday"

Jem: What does it say now?

Tessa: "Kit's Bi"

Jem:

Jem: Works out either way.

[silmarillaure]

Ty & Dru: *wearing slightly lighter shades of black*

Helen: I see you're breaking out the spring colors.

[culiehua]

Magnus: Sir, you are honorbound to protect these kids. Can you handle that?

Chairman: meow

[drublaccthorn]

Dru: people are shipping us

Ash : TO WHERE?!

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Klaus: You know, I was starting to think that was a rumour Rebekah made up, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Bermuda Triangle.

Stefan: Rebekah made up the Bermuda Triangle?

Klaus: Don't be ridiculous, Stefan. That was Kol.

[dayque]

Ty: I really like octopuses.

Kit: What a coincidence, I really like you.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Sel: Alice is looking at me with judgment.

Bree: She’s not, that’s just her face.

Sel: You looked at me the same way. Judy face.

[laylaxcarstairs]

Emma: You just need to sit back, relax, and let me do what I do best.

Julian: Stressing me out?

[arcs-01]

Kit in end of TDA *

Kit : isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and yet look so good?

[caitlyncarstairs]

kit: 10,000 years? that’s like 1,000 + 10!

ty: times 10

kit: whatever, dropout

[kaitcreates]

Cristina: I saw Kit crying, and then his alarm went off and he stopped? Just like that? Julian: It’s called time management, Cristina.

[starrieshq]

Julian: You really put everything aside to come save me? How'd you even get here?

Emma: Several traffic violations

Dru: Three counts of resisting arrest

Mark: Roughly 13 cans of energy drinks

Ty: Also, that's not our car.

[okayclaryfray]

TSC characters as inaccurate memes I stumbled upon

Simon while dating Clary:

Jace:

Clary and Julian:

Clary telling Simon about kissing her brothers:

Dru about that aunt from England:

Clary around Jocelyn:

Anyone about Sebastian:

Jace:

[culiehua]

Magnus: Unhand me you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking whackadoo! Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye-bye, daddy-o!

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus: just tell me to fuck off like a normal child

[wessasbitch]

Emma: sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Mark: the cow??

Emma: what?

Julian: Mark, W H Y?