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BOTH 🍒 JUGRAM X F! READER X BAZZ B ＫINKTOBER DAY 25: DP

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- “Then why don’t you fight me, huh? Jugo!”  - “Calm down, Bazz-B…”  - “Ha! Bazz-B?! Come on! You won’t fight for her like you don’t fight for being the succ-“ - “Shut up!” 

You get in the middle; their eyes are blue and red fire, their veins pop from their temples, foreheads and squeezed hands. 

Their hearts beat so fast they tend to lose the rhythm; you can feel it in your palms, as they land on their chests to separate and stop an imminent fight. 

“Stop, guys… please” you murmur, they have gone silent the moment you step in between them. “Stop fighting, my heart hurts when you do this” you continue, acting like an angel in distress… but it was you who gave them another reason to want to kill each other.

Jugram sighs, he takes his hand from the pommel of his sword to put it on your cheek. His blond, long eyelashes flutter over sky orbs that fix on yours with deep regret. 

Bazz, who also stays silent, takes his arm in a much more violent way around your waist. 

“Leave. Her. Alone” he grunts, snatching you against his chest. 

You enjoy the natural warmth of a man that’s made of fire, that also turn Jugrams into a conflagration of hate and jealousy. 

He lifts his chin a little bit, looking at him from the side with superiority intent. Perhaps is just pain, but that’s the only way Jugram had been taught to behave. 

“She is the one to decide” the blonde states. 

“Yeah! Who is it gonna be, (Name)?!” bazz answers back. 

You take some air, passing your hand through Jugram’s small of his back to bring him closer to you and your “captor”

Your eyes go from the mohawk man to the prince, and biting your lip you whisper your final resolve…

“Both… I want both of you… I don’t wanna chose, I want to be shared”

To them, the word <both> had been pronounced in slo-mo. Your lips moving so slow, so juicy, so tempting. A perverted proposal that Bazz-B took as a challenge, while Jugram pondered whether letting reason win or desire… and of course, the scales ended up tipping to lust… 

Immediately after, both attack your neck. A kiss on your right, and a kiss on your left. A bite here, a bite there. Hands around your waist, sometimes crashing their fingertips with the other right in the small of your back. 

Engulfed by their masculine frame, your fists clench to their white Sternritter uniforms, pulling them closer, so close to your body. 

You want their mouths on yours, you want them freed from their pristine clothes… you want the darkness of their souls letting loose and all inside your own. 

Their lips take turns to kiss yours, while one attacks your juicy mouth, the other bites your neck and your collar bones. And then, their hands, playful, blatantly, desperate, rip the buttons that hold your white uniform together. 

There is nothing they wanted more than seeing your naked skin shine with the faint light of the Silbern… the cold surrounding the palace can’t reach your skin, and the bumps on your flesh are only caused by their soft grunts… the heat of their hands, making their way all over you, it is even making you sweat. 

You, feeling so loved and desired, want more… you pull from their clothes even harder, wanting to rip them, to tore them. Yet, you stop yourself, you don’t need to do it, you just need to let their manhood win… a poor damsel, their object… is it that bad to feel that way from time to time? Just, and only, as precious as Heika’s blood? 

You let them do, and by the time you realize, there was no need to ask for it. Bazz walks around and stands at your back. His arms snake around your waist to the front, falling down your belly button. You can feel the hardness of his sex against the small of your back, while his chin rests on your left shoulder. 

As for Jugram, he prefers to stay right in front of you, crunching to devour your chest, breasts and nipples. Sucking, biting, licking, while his index softly caresses your already sensitive lips, forcing his fingertip to bury on your mouth. 

Your explosive lover reaches for your core, spreading your labia until finding your clit. He focuses there, getting his fingertip hotter, just enough to make you squirm in complete warm pleasure.

You try to reach for both bulges, blindly groping as Bazz keeps your head back with his hand on your mandible and his teeth carved on your nape. 

“Desperate, (Name)? What do you want? Tell Jugo and I” Bazz whispers on your ear.

You moan; “what do I want? Both… didn’t I tell you earlier?” 

“Heh…” he answers back, taking a quick look at his blonde friend who had stood up just on time to look at your raptured façade pleading for their dicks. 

“At the same time, (Name)?” Jugram asks, speaking up for the very first time since this is all started. He is a man of few words, and that even made him a little blushed. 

You nod; desperately, moving your hips back and forth to graze both hardnesses… “Please, Jugo, Bazz ~” you purr. 

Enough, that was enough for them. Their pants fall down the floor in a matter of seconds, their sexes, impetuous, violent, hasty, already play against your folds. They get wet, they soak into your neediness… please, please, please. I want you both inside, I wanna feel you throbbing right inside at the same time. 

The first to open its way inside wasn't Bazz, but Jugram. His eyes told his friend to stop, to let him go first, to let him do it before him. And Bazz acceded, he understood you needed the balanced intrusion of someone not -that- explosive. 

When the blond slid right in, you let your head rest on Bazz’s shoulder, trapping his mouth with yours, and kissing him desperately as his friend started moving in and out of you. 

Jugram carves his fangs on your neck, like a vampire, something that kinda looks so proper to him. “Bazz… come on” he mourns, still with his mouth against your flesh. He knows your insides are ready to take him as well; he couldn’t keep your milking walls to be enjoyed just by him only.

“Ready, love?” Bazz whispers, guiding his tip to your entrance. At first, the touch of their manhood stop them for a little bit, but lust prevailed… no friendship, nor brotherhood could stop them from getting deep, deep inside of you. 

And so, with your mouth opened agape, and short breathing filled with random sounds that couldn’t form a word, you feel yourself full. With synchronized rams, stretching you till the point of feeling like ripping in half… trembling, biting, kissing, whining. 

Full, make me full. Both, both, both… Full, we will make you full…

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Propaganda

Jenny Jugo (Victoria in Dover, A hopeless Case, Our Miss Doctor)—I just love her! She was an Austrian actress during the 20s & 30s & 40s who was among the big UFA stars. She was beautiful but still appeared to be natural and likeable. Often she played witty, smart, independent and confident (for the time) modern women both in silent and in talking movies. For example in one movie she's a maths teacher who has to prove herself to her male colleagues who doubt she is actually good at mathematics. And she ends up not only being successful at teaching the high-school graduates but even getting to lecture mathematics at university afterwards. (Our Miss Doctor) Or in A Hopeless Case she plays a young woman who is very superficial and spoilt at first but then decides against marrying the good situated man her father wants her to marry and instead is dedicated to successfully study medicine although everyone advises her to stop. She's really a great actress who I always enjoyed seeing in movies ever since I was a child. (Also she always appeared to have thick curly hair which was a great representation for little curly haired me because in movies you rarely see women with that hair type being considered beautiful as well.)

Mary Pickford (Coquette, Tess of the Storm Country)—"America’s Sweetheart”, “Queen of Hollywood”, her and Douglas Fairbanks were the og it couple, owned her own movie studio, had both a drink and a hairstyle named after her

This is round 1 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

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Jenny Jugo:

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Mary Pickford:

She was a pioneer in early cinema! She acted, wrote, and produced numerous films and was one of the founders of the United Artists film studio, along with Charlie Chaplin and her husband, Doug Fairbanks. At the height of her career in the 1920s there was nobody more famous. She was widely known as "America's Sweetheart." She won an Oscar in 1929 for her performance in Coquette (1929) and then a lifetime achievement Oscar in 1979.

She was an absolute pioneer in the very early days of feature films. She co-founded United artists and managed her career brilliantly.

Mary Pickford wasn't just a silent star, she was a huge historical figure for film. I really cannot emphasize how involved she was in creating and shaping the film world. She was completely passionate about the theater world (from a young age!) and still revered even after she lost relevance. Her tenacity, her beauty, and her intelligence is what made her the first actress labeled as "America's Sweetheart." She just has this glow, a wonderful sweet disposition, and warm heart. She often introduced other women to motion picture and helped them showcase their talent. She was an astute business woman, although when asked about this she said "Well you know this business angle is much exaggerated, because most people don't expect much sense of a woman 5 feet tall. If I were 5 feet 8 they would say I was a very poor business woman!" She was friends with Amelia Earheart and had terrible luck in love. Please just learn about or give thought to my sad small sweet girl.

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como realizar un laxante de jugo limon

para esto solo necesitas un vaso y limones, recomendable que sean 7 limones los que exprimas ya que tienen mas efecto en el proceso de hacer ir al baño aunque si tienes menos cantidad puedes usarlos no pasa nada, lo que debes hacer es simplemente exprimir todo el jugo del limon en el vaso que no se te escape ninguna gota entre mas jugo tenga el vaso mejor, cuando ya los hayas exprimido todos echale agua tibia para que funcione mejor aunque si no tienes, agregale agua fria al vaso hasta que quede casi lleno y estaria terminado.

aunque si queremos aumentar su efecto podemos agregarle:

-pimienta de cayena.

-curcuma.

-hojas de sen.

-semillas de lino.

-aceite de oliva.

-jengibre rallado.

-menta fresca.

-canela.

-miel.

-bicarbonato de sodio.

-sal de mar.

-jugo de aloe vera.

una cosa no importa la cantidad de ingredientes que tu decidas agregar, al hacer eso solamente hacemos que se combinen los diferentes efectos y beneficios que contiene cada uno de ellos.

efectos y beneficios de cada ingrediente mencionado anteriormente:

pimienta de cayena: tiene propiedades estimulantes y puede ayudar a regular el movimiento intestinal.

curcuma: tiene propiedades antiinflamatorias y puede ayudar a aliviar el dolor y la hinchazon en el abdomen.

hojas de sen: son una hierba natural que tiene propiedades laxantes y se puede usar para hacer té.

semillas de lino: son una fuente de fibra soluble que puede ayudar aumentar el volumen de las heces y facilitar su eliminación.

aceite de oliva: tiene propiedades laxantes y se puede usar para agregar humedad a las heces.

jengibre rallado: tiene propiedades antiinflamatorias y puede ayudar a aliviar los colicos estomacales.

menta fresca: tiene un efecto calmante en el estomago y puede ayudar a aliviar el malestar estomacal.

canela: tiene propiedades antioxidantes y puede ayudar a estimular el movimiento intestinal.

miel: tiene propiedades laxantes suaves y puede ayudar a aliviar el estreñimiento.

bicarbonato de sodio: puede ayudar a neutralizar los ácidos del estómago y aliviar la acidez estomacal.

sal de mar: tiene propiedades antibacterianas y puede ayudar a aliviar la hinchazón y la distensión abdominal.

jugo de aloe vera: tiene propiedades laxantes suaves y puede ayudar a suavizar las heces.

algunos datos curiosos sobre el jugo de limon:

-Hacer ejercicio: el ejercicio regular puede ayudar a estimular el movimiento intestinal y aumentar la efectividad del jugo de limon.

-Tomar antes de acostarse: beber el jugo de limon antes de acostarse puede ayudar a estimular el movimiento intestinal durante la noche.

-Repetir con frecuencia: se puede repetir la mezcla de jugo de limon varias veces al día para mantener los efectos.

-tomar con el estomago vacio: es mejor tomar la mezcla con el estomago vacio, ya que los acidos del estomago pueden descomponer los ingredientes y hacer que sean mas efectivos.

-beber lentamente: se debe beber lentamente para permitir que los ingredientes se mezclen adecuadamente en el estomago y puedan ser absorbidos.

-tomar a temperatura ambiente: si se tiene sensibilidad al calor, se puede beber la mezcla a temperatura ambiente en lugar de caliente.

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Naomi Senju | Part 1 & 2 Settei & Designs

+ full bio & facts !

art credit to @ redflowersuki on instagram ! Name: Naomi Senju 直美 千手 Age: 26-27 (part 1) 30-31 (part 2) Date of Birth: July 13th Zodiac: Cancer Status: Alive Current Affiliation: Konohagakure Height: 5’2 / 157.5cm (part 1) 5’4 or 162.5cm (part 2) Weight: 120 lbs or 54 kg Rank: Jonin / Medical Nin MBTI: INTP Gender & Pronouns: Ciswoman & She/Her Sexuality: Bisexual Romantic Interest(s): Su (@/lemony_su on insta), Zanaku (@/cursedjinchuriki on insta)

Part 1 + 2 Facts ᯓᡣ𐭩

Daughter of Lady Tsunade and Jiraiya

She was a child prodigy

Wood Style User

Begins training for her Hundred-Healing’s mark with her mother during part 1 & unlocks it at the beginning of part 2

Attained one of Orochimaru’s curse marks around the same time as her teammate Anko. (one of the early forms, before Jugo)

Her Curse Mark form’s design is inspired by a mouse.

The Jonin vest she’s worn since age 16 when she became a Jonin once belonged to Orochimaru. It is among his abandoned belongings after he attacked and fled the village, and Naomi is unable to just leave it in the trash. She wears it as a reminder of who drives her hate, passion, and what she’s working towards (aka bringing Orochimaru back)

Spends most of her time in part 1 attempting to locate Orochimaru, both to ‘bring Sasuke back,’ and to bring her old sensei to justice. (or to bring him… home)

Often seen reading her father’s novels

Meets both Su and Zanaku (in that order) during early shippuden

Gains the sword of kusanagi after episode 138 of the anime.

Personality Traits ♡⸝⸝

Positive – Persuasive, Analytical, Convincing, Intuitive, Efficient, Caring, Blunt, Honest, Often on High Alert, Observational, Passionate, Intelligent, Calculated, Ambitious, Tactical, Creative, Studious, Witty, Unconventional, Aloof, Merciful, Understanding, Hardworking, Innovative, Resourceful, Resilient

Negative – Abrasive, Emotional, Bipolar, Stubborn, Morbid, Obsessive, Indecisive, Undisciplined, Somewhat Disorganized, Addictive, Impulsive, Paranoid, Resentful, Self-Destructive, Temperamental, Snarky, Restless, Sarcastic, Perverted

Life Motto – “If you’re not obsessed with your life, change it.”

Fun Facts⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

She is ambidextrous (both right-handed and left-handed, technically.)

Naomi roughly translates to “straight and beautiful.” The kanji for Nao means “blunt, honest, and/or frank.” And Mi which means “Beauty.” 

A heavy drinker and regular smoker 

She's read every one of her father's 'romance' novels

Close/Best friends with Kakashi, previously close & even protective of/with Obito during their childhood

Like her mother, she's often called a 'princess' due to her clan and heritage relating to the Hokages throughout the village's history.

Her favorite color is lilac 

She's an 'oddly skilled cook' according to anyone who's eaten food prepared by her. 

The Jonin vest she’s worn since age 16 when she became a Jonin once belonged to Orochimaru. It is among his abandoned belongings after he attacked and fled the village, and Naomi is unable to just leave it in the trash. She wears it as a reminder of who drives her hate, passion, and what she’s working towards (aka bringing Orochimaru back)

Spends most of her time attempting to locate Orochimaru, both to ‘bring Sasuke back,’ and to bring Orochimaru to justice. (or to bring him… home)

Capable of Water and Earth Release. Eventually learning how to perform Wood Style Release due to a mixture of reasons such as; Her Senju heritage, her natural chakra nature being water and her being capable of earth release, her chakra control and ability to mix the natures at will, and the Hashirama cells from Orochimaru’s initial curse mark form.

Despite taking after both of her parents in a multitude of ways, she refuses to ever begin or try gambling due to how it affected her relationship with her mother when she was young.

As a child, she felt insecure because of her albinism until her mother told her about her great-uncle Tobirama Senju - who also had albinism. Naomi began to wear her face paint like him on her cheeks afterward, but only two instead of three in a way to also nod to her father.

Attains Orochimaru’s old sword of Kusanagi after his death in Episode 138 of the anime. The sword being dropped after Itachi kills him, retrieved by Pakkun who is later tracking Sasuke’s scent and transferred from Pakkun to Kakashi to Naomi. 

Clan Info⟡

Clan Name: Senju Specialty: The Senju clan is known as "the clan with a thousand skills" (千の手を持つ一族, "sen no te o motsu ichizoku") because they can master ninjutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu, and other techniques to give themselves a variety of skills for fighting. The Senju clan's name, "Senju" (千手), directly means "a thousand skills" or "a thousand hands." Kekkei Genkai: Wood Release + Hair Manipulation Ninja InformationHome Village: The Hidden Leaf / Konohagakure  Current Village: The Hidden Leaf / Konohagakure Academy Graduation Age / Genin Age: 6 Chūnin Promotion Age: 10 Rank: Jonin Previous Teammates: Anko Mitarashi & Tokuma Hyuga Previous Sensei(s): Orochimaru Nindo: “What is meant to be will always find a way.” referring to how she truly believes if something is meant to be, it’ll happen no matter what. Natural Chakra Nature: Water (although capable of Earth, Wind, and Wood.)

Stats ❣

Ninjutsu - 4 / 4 Taijutsu - 2.5 / 3 Genjutsu - 3.5 / 3.5 Intelligence - 4.5 / 5 Strength - 5 / 5 Speed - 3.5 / 3.5 Stamina - 3 / 3 Hand Seals - 4 / 4 Total - 30 / 31

Likes

Reading

Romance or Action/Adventure Novels

Rain

Drinking

Training

Red Spider Lillies

Mice / Small Rodents

Smoking

Snakes

Cooking Meals (for herself or others)

Picnics 

Long Hair (both on her or those she finds attractive)

Routine/Repetition

Competition 

Caffeinated Drinks (Especially Tea)

Studying (Jutsu’s, Science and History) 

Particularly Fond of Biology 

Teaching / Educating 

Misunderstood People 

Children

Dislikes

High Pitched Voices

Hot Weather

Eggplant (the actual vegetable) 

Having Her Picture Taken

Crowded Rooms

Mushrooms

Winged or Flying Insects / Bugs

Sweating

Lightning 

Riddles

Her Hair Being Touched 

Losing to Those She Considers Weaker than She is

Gambling Without a Strategy (So Most Gambling)

Sour Sweets or Foods

Laundry

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Sasuke isn't compatible with any forms of romantic relationships whether instinctively or purposely with anyone including Naruto

Many people may think i ship SasuKarin but truth is no matter how much I try I can't imagine people like KaKashi( survivor of tragedy who can't overcome his trauma by himself can be in romantic relation?), Gaara, kabuto, orchimaru, jugo etc. people being in romantic relationship,

similarly Sasuke can't either, survivor of crime against humanity, i think brotherhood bond from naruto is happiness for Sasuke and him wandering the world freely and helping naruto from shadow but for offspring, he can get help from orchimaru and karin and create a child of his own, leave the child under karin or naruto, sasuke is a person who doesn't need romance or compatible with romantic relationship, i ship sasukarin is only cz karin is selfless in gaiden and wanted best of sasuke meaning she will take care of sasuke's child as a caretaker mother even if sasuke doesn't reciprocate her romantic feelings, that's how noble Karin had become so noble since gaiden,

whereas sakura was always forcefully romantic towards sasuke even in chapter 699 she forced sasuke to reciprocate her forced fantasy based romance when he never was the fiest one to show any special romantic interest towards sakura other than comradeship like he did with kakashi and naruto, in gaiden too,

sakura is a girl who wants romantic relationship from her respective partner, in which case only someone like rock lee or hashirama or minato or child obito like personality can give her perfect romantic relation, someone like minato is perfect for sakura who has both sasuke's good looking and skills and naruto's quality to be able naturally social with others, so someone like minato is perfect for sakura and will understand her romantic feelings, sasuke is far from that, he is romantically incompatible with someone like sakura along with everyone else, sasusaku is recipe for disaster, it forced sasuke to play a role he never naturally wanted or not compatible instinctively whereas sakura in gaiden regressed her natural personality bcs of this relationship mainly cz she is obsessed without any deep, valuable, memorable background connection with sasuke which made it more incompatible as natural romantic relationship and sakura suffers the most than sasuke as she has to totally revise her lifestyle and regress her natural lively personality, that's why this ship is forced, toxic and one-sided and sasuke is incompatible with any kind of romantic relationship, only camaraderie, familial relation where he is compatible with such as brotherhood of narusasu and fatherhood with sarada etc.

if you make sasuke romantic it will not be kishi's sasuke but another author's creation, naturally kishi's sasuke is aromantic and can live his life without romance and marriage but sakura is totally complete opposite whose whole character is based on romantic love from someone, someone like minato is compatible with sakura who is mixture of narusasu, a perfect man for every shallow romance loving girls like sakura or previous ino but sakura forced to compromise her natural personality or regressed her natural character traits in gaiden whereas esaka regressed sasuke's natural character in retsuden

moral is sasuke is instinctively or voluntarily incompatible with romance and sakura has to regress her personality or character traits bc of SS and SS was able to happen for extreme initiating from sakura(like blank era novel and gaiden mentioned) and sasuke never the first one to voluntarily showed or initiate any romantic interest towards sakura aside from comradeship in part 1 and not even in gaiden we have no concrete details of blank era from original mangaka but vague and ambiguous details,

sasuke never meant for any kind of romantic relation and SS is forced recipe from sakura and forced to regress her whole natural character traits from part 1 to part 2 in gaiden and boruto manga only comes back when sasuke isn't around, which is pretty unromantic.

so my preferable eding would be karin as sasuke's clone child caretaker mother which is perfect than sasukarin as sasuke can't have instinctively or voluntarily romantic relation with anyone even with naruto bc of his severe past tragedy which shaped his whole lifestyle and gave birth his present personality which is incompatible with any kind of romantic relationship

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So Team Taka is basically an alternative interpretation (Kishi's) of Team 7 if you really think about it.

Like Karin is Sakura for obvious reasons and her dynamic with Suigetsu is basically Naruto and Sakura dynamic.

But most importantly, what we might have missed is, Jugo is Sasuke's alter ego and that's just amazing to me, because Jugo is unintentionally murderous/vengeful (born this way) just as the destiny for revenge was pretty much forced upon Sasuke. But Sasuke has another side too...the animal loving, nature loving...deep in the woods- meditation type, and I think that's a brilliant clue towards understanding Sasuke's character who is usually, very much misunderstood.

Ff writers, do what you will with this information. But tag me, I need good bedtime stories to sleep.

[todaysdocument]

Resolution from the Croatian League of Illinois to the Committee on Immigration and Naturalization

Record Group 85: Records of the Immigration and Naturalization ServiceSeries: Subject and Policy FilesFile Unit: Pro- and Con- Public Opinion Re: Quotas and Other Proposed Restrictive Immigration Laws

R E S O L U T I O N . WHEREAS, the Executive Committee of the Croatian League of Illinois, in its regular monthly session, has bee informed that there is pending before Congress a bill known as the "Selective Immigration Act" which bill was introduced by Congressman Johnson of this bill that it would restrict immigration to the United States from certain countries in Europe to two hundred persons and in addition thereto two per cent of the number of foreign born individuals of such particular countries residents of the United States as shown by the census of 1890, and. WHEREAS, the provisions of this bill practically exclude from the United States Croation and Jugo-Slav immigrants for the reason that nearly all of the present foreign born Jugo-Slave and Croations of the United States have come to this country since the year 1890, and WHEREAS, during the recent world war the Croations and Jugo-Slave of the United States loyally supported the United States, and through the Croation League of Illinois and its subordinate lodges, and through other Jugo-Slav societies, purchased many millions dollars worth of Liberty Bonds and War Saving Stamps, and WHEREAS, it is well known that the Croatian and Jugo-Slav residents of this country are industrious, law respecting people, and are employed for the most part in the mines, mills, factories, railroads and other useful industries and have done much to build up the wealth and prosperity of the country, and WHEREAS, it can be clearly shown that a large part of those of Jugo-Slav nationality who came to this country during the past twenty-five or thirty years have become permanent residents of the United States, and useful citizens, responding at every opportunity to every duty of good citizenship, therefore, be it Resolved, that we, residents of Omaha and citizens of the United States, earnestly protest to the Senators and Representatives in Congress against the passage of any law that will unreasonably restrict immigration from Jugo-Slavia, and we especially protest against the unreasonable and illogical principles of the "Selective Immigration Act" for the reason, among others, that the method of selecting immigrants as provided by this Act would give consular agents too vast a power in deciding who should be the future citizens of our Republic, and for the further reason that the quota provision would substantially prohibit all future immigration to the United States from Jugo-Slavia, and be it further Resolved, that copies of this resolution be sent to the Committee on Immigration and Naturalization at Washington, to James W. Davis, Secretary of Labor, and to the senators and Representative from the State of Nebraska. The above resolution was unanimously adopted at a regular meeting of Lodge No. 101, Croatian League of Illinois, held at Omaha, Nebraska, March 15 1924. Signed, Andrya Kovaceuie

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CLAVAR LOS CLAVOS EN EL LIMÓN, DESCUBRIRÁS ALGO MUY INTERESANTE: LO QUE OCURRE

1- Introduce algunos clavos en un limón, dejando unos 2-3 milímetros fuera para poder quitarlos fácilmente.

2- En dos días, el ácido cítrico del limón hará que los clavos se oxiden, formando óxido de hierro.

3- Exprime el limón y obtendrás un jugo rico en ácido ferroso y férrico, ideal para las plantas acidófilas que sufren de clorosis (hojas amarillas).

4- Diluye 2 ml de este jugo en un litro de agua.

5- Riega tus plantas cada 15-30 días con esta mezcla para que recuperen su verdor natural y absorban mejor los nutrientes del suelo.

Este truco ayuda a corregir la carencia de hierro en las plantas acidófilas como hortensias, gardenias o fresas.

[justsasuke]

“crying about how mad Jugo looks in the corner” - he’s just upset Sasuke likes Nature Things that Aren’t Him 😾🙀

You’re so right about this 😂😂

Sasuke talking to cats and not him while he’s standing there shirtless in the corner? Unbelievable

[starcry-the-wolf]

A little headcanon on clans' ancestors and descendants. A little more under cut.

Important note: none of that was in Naruto canon. It's entirely my fanon that I found curious enough to share. Also I have to note that I do think of most fillers as of canon events. :)

A little about Hoshigaki: I personally think that Hoshigaki are children of sin something between a human and a shark. This seen when Kisame turns into a more sharklike being while being merged with Samehada, this probably being a result of Kisame himself containing some genes that have relation to sharks (as Samehada doesn't look anything like a shark herself).

(It's chapter 472, page 12) In this form Kisame is seen to be very... sharky, I'd say. Also, none of this features are directly taken from Samehada despite they are merged, so I'll assume Samehada is simply providing her chakra to Kisame to stimulate his transformation. Perhaps, Kisame can transform even without Samehada, given enough natural energy is devoured by him, but we'll never know that. Also I think that their fangs are genetical, not handmade. They are born fanged, not sharpen their fangs over life with some artificial methods (same goes for Hozuki).

A little about Hozuki: I found a manga panel (417 manga chapter, page 7) with Suigetsu being mermaid-shaped, and that made me think — perhaps Hozuki clan during evolution found that form the most stable and comfortable to go around in water? Which kind of makes sense, as it's both fish-shaped at its tail, which allows to move around in water freely and human-shaped at front, allowing a human (as Hozuki are obviously human) to be better at handling thigs without the need to learn to act in another shape.

About the Iburi: Following the same logic as with Hozuki, through it wasn't shown in the anime, I think that Iburi were able to create something wing-like to easier move around in the air. Yes, they are shown to be unstable and weak in the anime, but my personal take on this — the clan is already weakened, suffered from inbreeding and chakra deficiency a lot, thus not being able to manipulate steam in a normal way. Iburi's ancestors certainly were stronger or they won't have survived to modern Naruto days.

About Jugo's clan: well, I was thinking that if there is a clan that can turn their bodies into liquid and a clan which can turn their bodies into gas, there must also be a clan that turns their bodies into solid things! As a result of short research, I realised that it fits Jugo's clan. I also suppose it takes more chakra to create solid things than to create liquids and gases, so Jugo's clan would've had to get more energy.

[mikuzsoy]

VILLA PRIVADA. "Creo que me quemé la espalda anoche cuando me dormí en la playa privada." @wolfganqs

Soltó un par de risas. Bebió un poco de su jugo natural, para luego soltar comentario. "Ah, eso debe doler, y después vas a empezar a soltar piel igual que los reptiles" comentó en ese tono jocoso. Miró al contrario de manera rápida y asintió ante sus propios pensamientos. "Creo que tendrás que ponerte una botella entera de crema hidrante, porque la insolación nunca son tan bonita" agregó. "Lo otro es gel, pero recomiendo mejor una crema, así también te hidratas" conocía un poco y había leído en sus momentos libres sobre qué hacer en casos así.

[munchbell45]

Anyone want some werewolf Jugo/Hinata?

I wrote this for the Fright Week event hosted by @narutorarepaireventhub. This was supposed to be for the "Monsters Among Shinobi" prompt, but I am a day late. Sorry.

Summary: As Kiba, Hinata, and Kurenai travel through the woods at night on a mission to the Land of Rice Paddies, they hear a strange howl. Whatever is howling appears to not quite be a wolf, but not quite be a human either.

As it turn out, that creature is far more than any of them expect, and far from a mindless monster.

Additional Tags: Good Orochimaru, One Shot, Action & Romance, Werewolf Jugo, Werewolves, Orochimarun and his subordinates are allies of Konoha, Fluff, Nature

[doueverwonder]

hi and welcome to; random stuff I know bc of my citrus allergy

90% of lemon lime or lemonade flavored pop doesn’t have any actual citrus in it

Mountain Dew code red specifically has Orange juice concentrate tho

90% of natural pops have citrus juice of some sort in them

Greek yogurt has lemon juice

kiwi is a great substitute for oranges when it comes to vitamin c 👍

I can’t technically have most Mediterranean/Latin food but my need for pastas and gyro and hummus and tacos and carne en su jugo out weighs The Risks.

A lot of people think pineapple is citrus. I simply didn’t know anybody thought this before the allergy :\

Smth smth developing an allergy later in life sucks I just want lemonade again

[orochiposting]

Yukari Koizumi🪻 | Akatsuki’s Medical Ninja ꕤ

art credit to @ rini_sasaki on instagram !

Basic Info 𑁍ࠬܓ

Name: Yukari Koizumi 紫 小泉 Age: 26-27 (part 1), 30-31 (part 2) Date of Birth: November 08 | 11/08 Zodiac: Scorpio Status: Alive Current Affiliation: Akatsuki Previous Affiliation: Kirigakure Height: 165cm or 5’4 (part one & two) Weight: 125 lbs or 56.6 kg Rank: Genin / Rogue Shinobi / Medical Nin MBTI: ISTJ Gender & Pronouns: Ciswoman & She/Her Sexuality: Bisexual Romantic Interest: Kisame Hoshigaki

Fun Facts / Important Info ꕥ

Akatsuki’s Healing Unit

Responsible for retrieving any potentially fallen comrades before their deaths

Experimented on and kidnapped by Orochimaru in her teens & granted a curse mark (jugo chakra form)

Abandoned by Orochimaru, returned to her village before being approached by the Akatsuki

Often the mediator in the group

Curse Mark Manipulation causes her to drain energy from flora and fauna, transferring it into nature chakra for her chosen usage

Staring into space more often than not / Head in the clouds

One of the few Koizumi remaining, and she isn’t fond of her family that is still living

Doesn’t usually go on missions herself, but is rather instructed to follow at a distance in case things go awry

Doesn’t have an assigned teammate — but when Itachi does pass, she’s teamed with Kisame

Aloof Bookworm, “House-Wife,” Mom-Friend archetype

Genuinely cares about each member of the Akatsuki, doing her best to be kind to them even if she often comes off as dull or blunt.

In my AU for her, most of the akatsuki don’t die like they do in canon — but they are still out of commission

Stats✶⋆.˚

Ninjutsu - 5 Taijutsu - 2 Genjutsu - 2 Intelligence - 4 Strength - 1 Speed - 3 Stamina - 4 Hand Seals - 5 Total - 31

Personality Traits ༉‧₊˚.

Positive – Affectionate, Sentimental, Meticulous, Thoughtful, Persistent, Encouraging,  Loyal, Responsible, Quirky, Dutiful, Sweet, Protective, Alert, Persuasive, Calm, Tired, Cautious, Discreet, Focused, Quiet, Hospitable, Intelligent, Clever, Thorough, Generally Kind, Nurturing, Compassionate, Attentive, Patient, Diplomatic, Firm, but Gentle

Negative – Misguided, Critical, Egocentric, Aloof, Clumsy, Dull, Fawning, Contemptible, Generally Asocial, Cunning, Unstable, Boring, Morbid, Shy

Clan Info ❀˖°

Clan Name: Koizumi  Specialty: The Koizumi clan was known as the Blood Mist’s ‘secret lifeline’ during the third shinobi war, specializing in medical ninjutsu, chakra precision, and having an excess amount of chakra. Always staying behind or doing ‘rescue’ missions to heal shinobi, the hidden mist did well to keep the knowledge of this clan as secretive as possible– for only those within the village to know about. (Of course, this didn’t last after the third war’s end)Kekkei Genkai: N/A Ninja InformationBirth Village: Kirigakure  Current Village: N/A Academy Graduation Age / Genin Age: 11 Chūnin Promotion Age: N/A  Rank: Genin / Rogue  Previous Teammates: N/A Previous Sensei(s): Yuemon Koizumi, her father Nindo: “So long as I’m around, no one will fall.” Natural Chakra Nature: Water (although capable of Wind as well.) Weapon(s): Shurukin, Kunai, Tanto Katana(main) Talents/Skill(s): Master of Most Medical Ninjutsu, Curse Mark Manipulation

Note: Yukari only uses her Curse Mark whenever she is depleted of her natural chakra reserve. Her curse mark causes her to pull nature chakra from flora and fauna in her surroundings- draining them of life, withering them- to be useable by her for healing, (or anything else she is using it for) Her transformation acts in two main forms like most of the curse mark ‘victims,’ spreading across her skin from the point the mark is located in a blotted, spiral pattern, (most similar to a combo of Kidomaru and Sakon/Ukon) Her full transformation causes her skin to turn an ash gray, black circular markings around her eyes, two additional arms, two curling horns around her head and her hair shifts to an off white shade.

Likes

Rain

Raw Vegetables 

White Jasmine

Thunderstorms / Heavy Rain

Sleeping In 

Cleaning, Cooking, Homemaking 

Sea Creatures (Especially Sharks, Dolphins, & Octopuses) 

Romance Novels 

Trivia Games

Hyacinth 

Collecting Teasets 

Riddles, Puzzles, Board Games, etc.

Folding Fresh Laundry

Performing Surgery

Sewing (Clothes or Wounds)

Dislikes

Being Woken Up 

Snakes/Reptiles

Puns

Clutter / Messes

Repetitive Sounds

Failing

Having her Shoulders Touched (without permission)

Kirigakure / The Hidden Mist

Her Friends or Loved One’s Being Hurt

When People Don’t Listen to Her/Disobey Her

Not Being Taken Seriously

Backstory ˚☽˚｡⋆☁︎

Born to Yuemon Koizumi and Yakaku Misaki, Yukari was a quiet child. Often secluded from the folks in her village, both by her own choice and from her parent's overprotectiveness. She was born and raised during the third great Shinobi War, although her parents attempted to shelter her until she was ‘ready enough,’ as a medical-nin. But enough was never enough for her parents, holding standards high due to their clan's status as the backbone of the mist’s forces as the main source of healing during combat encounters. Yukari studied, stayed indoors, and rarely spoke to many folk– only going to the shore or the academy when she was young. 

Once she became a genin, her parents halted her ninja training– officially, while still teaching her at home. Having the young girl attempting medical ninjutsu at levels higher than she should for her age or skill, nonetheless, she worked hard to appease her parents with nothing but a blank stare. She exhausted herself, becoming both a workaholic and a people pleaser at such a young age– even developing the bags beneath her eyes she has to this day at age 13.

Eventually just before her 16th birthday, was around the time she had attained her hundreds healing mark– the third ninja war came to an end and she never saw combat. The closest the Yukari had come to such a thing was one evening when she was in the woods just outside of the village. Mist blurring her vision for long distances, but she was quite used to it by this point. Casually gathering medicinal herbs and flowers, when she came face to face with an enemy shinobi in battle with one of her village’s own. She moved without thinking when she saw red spill from both of the men, dropping all the flora in her arms to rush towards where they lay on the ground. Red staining the grass beneath her feet, and leaving a stain in her memory. She kneeled down and began attempting to use the healing ninjutsu she’d spent her whole life studying, focusing on the kirigakure shinobi first. He had no pulse, and now the red pooling from his wounds stained her pale palms. As she lifted her shaking hands to examine the blood dripping off of them the enemy rose to his feet behind her, casting a shadow over where she knelt beside the fresh corpse. She moved without thinking once again, taking the first weapon in her reach– a tanto sword on the waistband of the fallen kirigakure shinobi in front of her, and she turned to face the enemy. It was a blur, mist hazing over her memory for the next several minutes. When she looked down again, registering what she’d done and what was in front of her– the red had stained more than before. Her grip on the tanto loosened until it fell into the puddle below her, and as she stepped back to view the scene she’d left– The enemy shinobi slaughtered, and seemingly still brutalized after the life had left the body. Only glimpses of red, her hand swinging and the enemy trying to take the tanto from her remained in her memory. She returned home that day, her pale blue dress stained and ruined with red– along with her mind. The quiet girl grew more quiet after these events. 

Once the war had ended, information about the hidden mist began to be leaked to other villages– including the details of the Koizumi clan. Yukari was unaware of this intel leak or what seemed to be an unconnected fact– a hidden leaf shinobi had gone rogue, abandoning his village in pursuit of power and to learn more jutsu. The girl was just unlucky to be wearing her clan symbol while once again foraging in the same clearing within the forest as the battle she’d gotten herself involved in just months before. A man named Orochimaru kidnapped her in that clearing, solely because of the Koizumi clan symbol on her back. 

She spent several years going through experimentation, tests, and combat– being injured and instructed to heal herself, healing other victims of Orochimaru, and so on became typical daily occurrences for Yukari. And one day, shortly after her 18th birthday, she’d be ‘gifted’ with her very own curse mark from Orochimaru. Resulting in more training, testing, and observations on her to examine how she withstood the mark or if it improved her whatsoever. It wasn’t until Orochimaru left the Akatsuki the following year that he also decided he was bored of the lack of improvement Yukari was showing. He released her, not out of compassion– quite the opposite, thinking she’d struggle on her own with the curse mark and nowhere to go. 

The girl roamed for some time and returned to her village, her 24th birthday approaching when she was approached by a masked man– offering her a role, and place to go. Noting how he could see how this shinobi world had wronged her thus far, and other manipulative phrases to convince the quiet woman to join him in a group he called the Akatsuki. With a blank expression she agreed, more indifferent than anything to the proposition or his words that echoed in her mind. 

It would be within the Akatsuki that Yukari would finally meet the shinobi she’d hoped to spend the rest of her life beside. Finding solace in the hideout, and the community within the group– as odd and violent as they all could often be. She quickly took on her role as the mediator and general ‘caretaker,’ as well as the medical unit behind them all. 

[keithisbae1]

The Mershark & Mermaid - Part 7

⚠️⚠️Warning: ⚠️⚠️ Implied some dark themes

Sakura waited impatiently at her daughter's secret hiding spot, it was only for the night.

One night!

He promised to bring her back safely. Okay so technically speaking they didn't say when she would be brought back, but Sakura hoped Sasuke would understand that she wanted Sarada back as soon as possible. If he could bring her back safely home now well... maybe she'll consider letting him see Sarada more often.

Just then, the mermaid could see Sasuke's figure from afar but her heart leapt not seeing a smaller one by his side.

Please don't say...

"Where is she?"

"I... I lost her."

~~~

~Previously~ For the next few hours Suigetsu, Karin and Jugo entertained the young sharkling. They were playing hide and seek all the while Sasuke was trying to figure out what to do. She couldn't hunt and eat fish and was way too friendly to complete strangers. How is he supposed to protect her here? "She's still young." Jugo tried to comfort the mershark. "At her age, I was given to the sharks to feed on." "You aren't like the rest of your family and neither is she, you can't expect her to pick up on things so quickly." He knew that, Sasuke didn't expect a miracle and that it would take time before Sarada's shark instincts to kick in, but he started to wonder if that was even possible. Can half a mershark and mermaid even have the same instinct as a normal shark? "Maybe that's not such a good thing. If I were like my parents, I wouldn't have gone anywhere near Sakura and then we wouldn't be in this mess." There was nothing wrong with what he said, if he was a normal mershark everything would be fine. There would be no Sakura and no Sarada and he could get on with his life like usual... yet the thought made his stomach churn. "But you don't regret a thing do you?" Sasuke was surprised at Jugo's statement considering how the three of them were beforehand when the whole situation came out. "I can't say I understand what you feel for the mermaid is natural. I can't think of them as anything but prey however I can see how fondly you care about your daughter and as much as you try to deny it you are still in love with that Sakura maid no? You wouldn't go so far as to protect her if that was the case." "Your right." 

"But it's not like anything can happen. Like you said it's not natural, so where does that leave us now?" "I don't have all the answers but you'll figure out something. Doesn't Uchiha Sasuke always get what he wants?" "If I didn't know any better I would say you're encouraging me to pursue a relationship with Sakura." "I didn't say that necessarily. But if it makes you happy, we'll support you. You know Suigetsu and Karin will too." "Mr Jugo, you aren't hiding. That's not how you play the game." Sarada popped out of nowhere dragging Jugo along. "My apologies Sarada and I told you to call me Jugo only." He then turned back to look at Sasuke. "Just think about what I said." It was quite surprising how honest he was and all things considering Jugo was certainly not someone he'd imagined would tell him to go after Sakura. If only it was that simple. "Papa do you want to play too?" "Ah, I'm coming."

~~~

“Papa…” Sarada swam into his room poking him. It was late and chances were Sasuke was fast asleep but she was scared, the cave was so big that she almost got lost on the way, the fact it was deep underwater too. It didn’t bother her during the day but now Sarada kept seeing things. Shadows of monsters her imagination made up, although given whereabouts they were probably didn’t help the little one. “Papa.” Sarada prodded him again and he groaned slowly opening his eyes. What time was it? Shouldn’t she be tired after today? 

“Can I sleep with you?” She asked, big eyes pleading. His first instinct was to say no, she was a shark and sharks don’t sleep with their parents. Yes even sharklings, because what type of predator would they be if they were coddled as such? 

“I want to sleep with you and Mama!” A sharkling Sasuke asked, tears brimming his eyes. He knew his father would say no but was hoping under the circumstances he would be given permission. “Absolutely not!” “But-” “Do I have to repeat myself?” “I keep dreaming about the shark who almost ate me!” He yelled out afraid, he needed some reassurance. To know that someone was there and he was safe. That his parents would protect him from the other mersharks. “And whose fault is that? The strong kill the weak, are you weak Sasuke?” 

The word weak kept echoing in his mind, he wanted to be strong. “Itachi wasn’t like this.” “Fugaku…” Ah yes, his beloved older brother who could do no wrong. Sasuke tried hard to be like him but no matter what he was never good enough in comparison. 

“Maybe we should consider it.” “No!” Mikoto looked at her husband with horror. “He's too weak dear, this is the only option.” “Fugaku no, you know how I feel about this.” “We've gone through it.” “Exactly, and I refuse to let my own baby go through such a thing.” 

“What are you talking about?” Sasuke looked at his two parents confused. “It's a way to help you get stronger, you want that don't you Sasuke?” “Don't try and sugar-coat it, you're leaving him out there defenceless for other mersharks to eat him.” 

What? His parents were.... were going to leave him out there alone? “It's common for sharklings in the Uchiha clan. If they're considered prey to other sharks, fighting for their life is the only way to get them stronger. You want that don't you Sasuke?” 

Did he want that? “Sweetie, you don't have to do any-” “Yes...” Maybe this way he could finally get as strong as Itachi and finally make his father proud.

“The cave is really big and scares me; Mama lets me sleep with her sometimes.” Sarada brought him back to the present. “Sure,” but Sasuke wasn’t like his father. There was no way he nor his family would accept her into the clan so why should he coldly treat her as one of them? 

Sarada beamed and tucked herself underneath his arm snuggling close to him. It didn’t take long for her to drift to sleep letting out little snores. Maybe Sakura was right, his life wasn’t for Sarada yet neither was Sakura's. 

~~~

“But I don’t want to go home yet!” Sarada pouted swimming next to him. She wanted to play more with Suigetsu, Karin and Jugo and maybe see more of Papa’s friends. “Now Sarada we promised your mother, besides you still need to properly apologise to her remember?”

“Hmph!” Sarada huffed and went swimming ahead annoyed, it wasn’t her fault that Mama was angry at him. HE needed to make it up to her, once again Papa was being nothing but a hipocrit. Until she heard the wailings of someone in distress. She crept over behind a rock and saw a mermaid and merman surrounded by mersharks. Should they go over there and help? No, she should get her Papa to help, surely he’ll do something. “Papa-” Sarada was surprised to see him already behind her. He barely looked at the scene before taking her claw and leading her away. “Keep swimming!” He told her. “But- but we have to help them! They have a child, we can’t leave them.” Although the merboy and her weren’t friends Sarada recognised them well enough. He didn’t have any siblings so he would be left alone unless… what if they had them him too? “This is important!” “Sarada!” She flinched at his harsh but hushed tone. They couldn’t risk getting caught. “I can get involved.” “Why? You're stronger than them, just tell them not to do any bad stuff!” 

“It’s not as simple as that. Your mother and her friends are the only ones who are safe because of me. Everyone else… has nothing to do with me.” “I don’t understand…” What was he trying to say? “They were the ones who came into shark territory. They knew what they were doing and the risks, it can’t be helped.” So… there was nothing he could do? Sarada looked down. “What’s going to happen to them?” “…” “Papa!” “Ah, Sasuke my boy.” Sarada immediately retreated hiding behind Sasuke's back. “Orochimaru.” “Talking to yourself?” “Yes.”

“Hmm, how unlike you.” The Uchiha tsked, knowing Orchimaru this can't be good. “What do you want?” When Sarada decided to peek out her heart stopped beating. He was almost as big as Papa and was it her or did he look slightly different than usual mersharks? More like a snake than an actual shark, not that knew what a snake was. He just looked... odd compared to Sasuke and his friends. His tail was darkish grey whilst his scales were pale white. She wanted nothing more than to swim away. “You seem a bit distracted.” 

“Because I have better things to do than talking to you right now.” And he needed to figure a way to get Sarada out of here. “Oh? Well be my guest and leave, nothing’s stopping you.” “And have you follow me? I don’t think so.” Buy some time, buy some time.

“Suspicious as always.” With Sasuke preoccupied in thought, Sarada slipped behind a rock not far from him and swam below until she felt safe enough to swim away. Anything to get away from that creepy shark, she'll make her own way home. It couldn't be that hard.

~~~

On second thought, it was hard. Very hard because now Sarada had no idea where she was. The sharkling kept swimming around. “Maybe this way-” She bumped into something hard hitting her head. “Ow! Hey, watch it!” Boruto rubbed his sore head but then his eyes brightened realising who it was. “Oh hey, it’s you!” Another mershark? “Please don’t eat me…” Sarada whimpered backing away confusing the young shark. “Uh… what? I can’t eat you, I’m too small.” “I’m Boruto. Your Uncle Sasuke’s daughter right?” “Yeah? You know Papa?” 

“Oh, he’s my Uncle!” “Really?” “Well, not by blood.” “He’s my Dad’s best friend.” 

“Ooooh, yeah like Mama and Aunty Ino.” Sarada grinned feeling slightly easy, he didn’t seem so bad. And he looked about her age, maybe they could be friends? But now how would she get back to Mama? 

~~~

“You lost her? What do you mean you lost your own daughter?” “She must have freaked out when Orochimaru showed up, she was behind me I swear but I couldn't risk him finding out.” “I knew I shouldn’t have left her with you. What if something happened? She must be so scared! You promised me Sasuke, you promised!” Sakura began panicking, she didn't blame Sarada for swimming away. She must have been so scared but now her baby was by herself. “And I’ll find her, I will. I won't let anyone touch her but you need to calm down.” He reached out grabbing hold of her arms to steady the mermaid, cupping her face to look at him. “Breathe Sakura. In and out.” She nodded, taking a deep breath before breathing. Panicking wouldn't do any good. Sarada needed them both. 

It had been so long since she felt his touch and yet being so close brought back painful memories. “I'll bring her back here.” Sasuke was the first to break contact. “I’m coming too.” “No way!” 

“She is MY daughter, I don't care what it takes. You are taking me with you.” And with that, she flicked her tail swimming past him. He forgot how stubborn she could be. Fuck! Everything was going wrong today.