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Look at this handsome perfect fellow and their gorgeous fish friends!! I adore this! <3 100000/10
#judge your bones#submission#(kinda)#id in alt#let me know if it needs work. im still learning#thank you the person that sent this me. its delightful#i hope my followers can delight in it too <3#please let me know if the link doesnt work
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Will you please judge the bones on my cookie plate? 🤣
Oh Wow! Look at these fellows! They've got holes in their hand bones! Their feet bones are baffling! Their skulls remind me of Shrek's babies' heads! All their long bones are the generic cartoon bone shape (my beloved)! Extra elbow bones! Too few ribs! The vaguest mandible you could create! Their pelvises make me think of upside down hats! What absolutely delightful and baffling fellows! 1/10 <3
#judge your bones#ask the judge#tried to search up what type of hat i mean but i just dont know#i also am unsure by what a vague mandible is but these fellows have them#mandible = lower jaw bone#also hello again it's been a while. im hoping to start blogging more regularly soon#tonight tho you get multi-posting enjoy :)
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for your judging pleasure! From the 'Tombeau de Phelypeaux de La Vrillière'
Ooooo these fellows seem really familiar to me! The carpals are too regularly shaped and the top fellow has too few. Because of the thickness of the forearm bones they've lost some of the shape, also the end of the humerus doesn't look right, but it's not a position I can picture well enough to know what's wrong for sure. Think I can spot some foramina on the skulls, nice 5/10
#judge your bones#thanks for the ask <3#carpals = wrist bones#humerus = upper arm bone#foramina is plural foramen#foramen = hole/passage through the bone that eg nerves go through#theres also something about the skull but im not confident to say what so im assuming im wrong#ask the judge#i keep forgetting some of my organising tags until the end for some reason recently
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The only thing keeping me from using Q-tips in my ears is thinking of the horrified look of astonishment from Dr. Mccoy "By god, man! It says not to on the same box!!" and the questioning and judgmental silence from Mr. Spock "...Curious."
#think of just how midevil that would seem to them#do not put q-tips in your ears#i know...#i know trust me#just dont do it#the future people you like? they WILL judge you.#star trek tos#doctor mccoy#bones mccoy#mccoy#mr spock#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#star trek
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Too much flesh but the bones I can see look gorgeous! 10/10
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#judge your bones#lazy judgement#honestly not sure that clavicle is right but the flesh makes it hard to tell for sure
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"I'm totally mature!"
~ Says the older than 8-year-old watching the My Little Pony movie and series all over again for no reason
#i feel no shame about this#this was my childhood.#if anyone judges you for liking something like this when older#then just roll your eyes and call them out for some weird obsession of their own#okay maybe not that far... but you know what im getting at#hopefully.........#btw the songs are better when you age#like rainbow by sia and everything sung by the sirens!! wooooo#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#my litte pony friendship is magic#mlp fim movie#my little pony movie#my little pony movie 2017#bones' incorrect quotes🫧#incorrect quotes
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i finally had the time (and mental capacity) to sit down and close listen to the anthology tracks and holy shit, these songs are phenomenal. i am just blown away. this whole album is astonishing and i am so grateful.
#how does she continue to do it?#all these early reviews saying this album is not good are mind boggling to me#reviews should not be allowed until music has been out for weeks#it takes a while to really get music into your bones and understand it#you can't judge based on a first listen
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when i think of corporate greed i remember how the worker comp attorney for the insurance company told my mom's workers comp lawyer (bc they have known each other for years) that they were essentially waiting for her to die and that's why they didnt' pay her for months the amount she was owed
#she got the judge on her side the year before she died tho and after that they didn't miss a goddamn payment#it was a conservative judge too and he was like what the fuck#her cancer supposedly wasn't related to her fall - she still had massive head injury issues from her fall years later tho#but i think cancer came back bc of the fall even tho i can't prove it and i think it's why it went to her bones and the brain liquid#if i could go back in time i would relive 2020 - that horrific year - all over if it meant i could save her from that fall#and if i'm wrong it still doesn't save her then#well#but i can't go back in time#so here we are#personal#for context she fell in 2020 at work -> diagnosed with stage iv cancer in jan 2021#originally diagnosed w/stage 1 bc she caught it early in 2016 and “beat it”#died this past march#the stress of worker's comp assholes didn't help her cancer shit i can tell you that much#just how evil can you be if that's your thought#'lets wait for her to die'#like are you a disney villain how do you go home and look your loved ones in the eye#this is why i told my manager i refuse to work with any insurance clients we might ever get
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OOOO I have seen this one!! I LOVE Skin and Bone <3 Thank you for bringing them back to my attention. What a perfect pair <3<3 100000/10
My two beautiful sons, Skin and Bone
#tag the judge#judge your bones#this is a bit of a lazy judgement but honestly that skeleton looks like it could be an anatomical model#so there wouldnt be much to say about it#absolutely in love with Skin and Bone
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Alright listen here you triangular son of a bitch, you have one chance and one chance only to tell me the truth so don’t fuck it up.
Why did you infiltrate the tumblr sexyman ecosystem? It was already fragile as it was!
I’m just gonna not say anything and hope he’s still listening enough to put it in the tags.
#FIRST OF ALL#IT’S NOT MY FAULT THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN ECOSYSTEM IS AS FRAGILE AS MOST OF YOUR MINDS#BUT NOT NEARLY AS FRAGILE AS YOUR SELF CONFIDENCES#SO AM I REALLY THE ONE TO BLAME FOR HUMAN FRAGILITY AS A WHOLE#THAT’S LIKE BLAMING THE TITANIC SINKING ON THE KRACKEN TRYING TO COVER UP ITS NINTH AFFAIR#TRUE UNDER MOST CIRCUMSTANCES BUT OBNOXIOUS AND INSENSITIVE TO BRING IT UP#SECOND OF ALL#I AM A SHAPE#A SEXY ONE AT THAT#BUT A SHAPE ALL THE SAME#YOU ALL JUDGE ME FOR EVERYTHING I SAY AND DO#BUT HERE YOU ARE#FREAKS#THE LOT OF YOU#LUSTING OVER AN EQUILATERAL ELDRITCH BEING#YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES FOR THAT ONE#WE DON’T EVEN EXIST ON THE SAME PLANES OF EXISTENCE#AND YOU WANT ME TO COURT YOU? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH HARD ENOUGH TO DISLODGE MY GLABELLA#I COULD LIQUIFY YOUR BONES AND FILL YOUR SINUSES WITH EGGSHELLS#AND YOU CRETINS WOULD THANK ME FOR IT#YOU SHOULD REALLY BE POINTING THIS ASININE QUESTION AT YOURSELVES!#BILL CIPHER IS INNOCENT IN THIS REGARD!#I TAKE NO FAULT FOR EXISTING AMONGST A SYSTEM THAT WAS BROKEN FROM THE START#AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SHIPPING#👁️
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one thing i just do not fucking get is the difference between "regulating emotions" and "suppressing emotions" i cannot get my head around how those are different. like if im sad and then i go "well im not going to be sad anymore" that's "dissociating" and "suppressing healthy emotions" but if im sad and im like "well im going to cry until i actually pass out" that's "not healthy" and it's BAD to suppress emotions but it's ALSO BAD to get super upset so WHAT IS THE SECRET THIRD THING cuz i do not fucking get it. "feel your feelings But not that way that's not healthy feel your feelings but less than that" ???????
#text#IT'S DRIVING ME UP A WALL IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR MOTNHS#LIKE????? is it like. like is this a me problem is this just me having feelings that are too big#like do other people just.. like for other people does 'feel your feelings' just mean like. feel sad for a while and then stop. cuz i cant#do that i dont get normal sad i get chest pain and think about killing my self for hours on end .is that the problem#like okay if i trip down the stairs and break my leg. im going to cry and go to the hospital. suppressing that would be just using my#broken leg anyway and ignoring it. would regulating it not also be Crying and going to the hospital. would regulating it be like.. putting#a bandaid on it or something is it like.. a middle ground . i do not fucking get it#like okay if i trip down the stairs and i scrape my knee and then i call an ambulance i see how thats not the right response . and i guess#regulating there would be like. calming down thinking things thru and choosing a less drastic solution like a bandaid. i get it#in that situation. but if ive ACTUALLY BROKEN MY LEG. then that would just be the first thing again essentially#but when i put that back into. real world not metaphor world. like. i dont get it again#because if theres not like. an obvious reason for however i feel how am i supposed to judge if im calling an ambulance for a scraped knee#ALSO I THOUGHT THERE 'ARENT ANY WRONG EMOTIONS' WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT -_-#okay no okay it's like. if i trip down the stairs and i skin my knee i dont have to call an ambulance. but if several times a day i fall d#down the stairs and skin my knee in that exact spot and now i can see bone. SHOULD I NOT CALL AN AMBULANCE?#cuz its not just one thing thats upsetting me most of the time it's a combination of a bunch of things and then like one extra upsetting#thing added on top of that. which would necessitate an ambulance. does this make sense#THIS IS GETTING ME NOWHERE IM STILL JUST AS CONFUSED AS I WAS BEFORE I STARTED TYPING. i need 2 remember 2 ask my therapist#what the fuck ''feel your feelings'' means and how it can coexist with ''regulating feelings'' or whatever cuz i feel like im missing smth#NIK OUT ! PEACE ! ✌️
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rewatching the scorch trials for reasons and it's actually appalling how this movie had a budget of $61 million and looked and sounded amazing while allegiant, also a YA dystopian movie with a similar plot of the characters travelling through a lifeless desert wasteland, looked like absolute ass with a budget of $110 million
#uhhhh me#that's. TWICE what scorch trials had#and somehow everything was worse. the writing. the vfx. the general story. the pacing. the cinematography. EveryThing#i'm not going to act like the scorch trials is like the bestest movie out there even tho i do love it a lot#but. objectively. just looking with your eyeballs#you would assume it had a higher budget than allegiant. it doesn't#i think this is why i get kind of 🤔 whenever people bring up budget when it comes to judging a movie/show's quality#there are some directors out there who can make do with small budgets. so many sci fi indie movies look good with even less than 61 mil#it comes down to how you use that budget#it was also wild to me discovering that shadow and bone had like $3 mil per episode#that is TINY. tiny compared to other shows that are so much worse with triple or even quadruple the budget#anyway. idk what i was trying to say here#i have a lot of respect for wes ball's directing and i'm looking forward to his planet of the apes movie i guess
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Love the idea of death on a claw machine XD This fellow may have enough carpals, though they're somewhat blurry so I can't say for sure. The foot bones look ok, maybe a little off. The skull has very prominent ridges around the eye socket which seems a bit off to me? 6/10 Bonus cloud skull on the machine is definitely identifiably a skull <3/10
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Spotted in Christiania. How long's this fellow been waiting!?!
Somehow the red makes it harder to tell details but generally this fellow looks pretty good. Got extra bones connecting the front and back of the ribcage (at least at the top, the sign blocks the view lower down), presumably for added structure, holding a sign that long can be hell on the bones! Because of the similarly coloured background I can't tell what's going on with their left elbow but it looks like it's maybe coming apart 8/10
#judge your bones#id in alt#if it's not working please let me know. or if it needs improving#my bones#(well my partners bones. they took the pic and sent it me but)#Christiania is an autonomous region of Copenhagen (Denmark) where weed is very openly sold#(it's illegal in denmark but apparently Christiania is mostly left to it's own devices re weed at least)
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How long does a show have to be bad before y'all stop saying we "just need to give it time" and accept that it sucks? Serious question
#like. after the first season erased Inej's trauma and established the characters in ways that completely fucked up the trajectory of their#arcs you couldn't scroll more than 2 seconds without seeing someone chastizing any naysayer with 'im sure they'll include/fix/make that#work in the next season stop complaining its not fair to judge it'. and now that season 2 is out and Inej's trauma was ignored even more#than before and they've shuffled all the plot beats and character moments in ways that rob them of their impact and make half of them v#virtually meaningless because they haven't been built to i STILL see people mocking and chastizing anyone who speaks against it with#'oh my gosh just give them time to tell the story they clearly changed things for a reason and obviously they must have a very good idea#that they just haven't gotten to yet and if you stop complaining and stream the show nonstop we'll get season 3/the spinoff and itll be#so great' and like. where is your faith coming from? what have they done that makes you think they're good at this? why do you trust them?#how long does something have to consistently suck before you accept that it sucks?#when are you finally 'allowed' to point out that just isnt very good? how many seasons need pass before you can pass judgement?#shadow and bone
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I’m trying to figure out the lil puzzle of why my homestay lady feels like one of the only truly unfriendly people I’ve met in PR
#Like idk the local cultural customs of being in someone’s house I don’t want to judge I don’t knowwww#But she just does not seem interested in interacting with us beyond a here are your meals under a dome thing#and they’re very very bare bones frozen chicken tenders kinds of things which is FINE but like#The one time she bought either salad greens or desert was for when her sister came over#And it was kind of an introduce us and then shoo us away kind of thing. But that entire brazo gitano just sat there in our no touch zone fo#Hours.#Just a random kvetch fest because honestly I’ve had such such a good experience in PR#But I have no idea why she’s hosting students as part of Spanish immersion! It just does not compute????#And I’m just not sure if this is cultural cues I’m being off about. Or deeeeeeply strange
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