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Will you please judge the bones on my cookie plate? 🤣
Oh Wow! Look at these fellows! They've got holes in their hand bones! Their feet bones are baffling! Their skulls remind me of Shrek's babies' heads! All their long bones are the generic cartoon bone shape (my beloved)! Extra elbow bones! Too few ribs! The vaguest mandible you could create! Their pelvises make me think of upside down hats! What absolutely delightful and baffling fellows! 1/10 <3
#judge your bones#ask the judge#tried to search up what type of hat i mean but i just dont know#i also am unsure by what a vague mandible is but these fellows have them#mandible = lower jaw bone#also hello again it's been a while. im hoping to start blogging more regularly soon#tonight tho you get multi-posting enjoy :)
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what if it was like in that black mirror episode where you all rate each other all the time and people with less than a 3 star rating are scary hobos EXCEPT instead of a rating system it was a self reported mood indicator or brief status update. something like "aced the GREs!! 🤸" or "just heard my dad is in the hospital 😟" that just flashed up quickly whenever you focused your attention on a person? and you could engage with it or not, just like you can currently engage with a mood that a person chooses to indicate with facial expressions and body language and voice tone, but it would inform our interactions with each other?
I think that could be cool. like how you used to be able to indicate to strangers on the street that you were really sad and they should cut you a break by wearing mourning, except more easily updated and personalized and not just for the very specific emotion of recent bereavement. and if you didn't participate then that would also be fine, it would just mean you didn't want anybody to treat you differently because of what was going on with you. and people would be like "is she okay?" and other people would be like "who knows. I've literally never seen her with a status update active." that kind of thing. I think it would be fun
you could also use it in traffic. like if someone aggressively overtakes you and then you end up sitting next to them at the next red light you could change your status update to "Funny how we all end up in the same place in the end :)" and all your friends would be commenting like "jennifer what the fuck are you talking about" except your platonic soulmate who would be like "jennifer stop bullying the road warriors"
#it would probably involve giving the wizards access to your bones though. or to your brains#maybe we'll all start wearing the smart glasses#psir#never judge a man till you've scrolled a mile in his status updates
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OOOO I have seen this one!! I LOVE Skin and Bone <3 Thank you for bringing them back to my attention. What a perfect pair <3<3 100000/10

My two beautiful sons, Skin and Bone
#tag the judge#judge your bones#this is a bit of a lazy judgement but honestly that skeleton looks like it could be an anatomical model#so there wouldnt be much to say about it#absolutely in love with Skin and Bone
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The only thing keeping me from using Q-tips in my ears is thinking of the horrified look of astonishment from Dr. Mccoy "By god, man! It says not to on the same box!!" and the questioning and judgmental silence from Mr. Spock "...Curious."
#think of just how midevil that would seem to them#do not put q-tips in your ears#i know trust me#just dont do it#the future people you like? they WILL judge you.#star trek tos#doctor mccoy#bones mccoy#mccoy#mr spock#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#star trek
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"I'm totally mature!"
~ Says the older than 8-year-old watching the My Little Pony movie and series all over again for no reason
#i feel no shame about this#this was my childhood.#if anyone judges you for liking something like this when older#then just roll your eyes and call them out for some weird obsession of their own#okay maybe not that far... but you know what im getting at#hopefully.........#btw the songs are better when you age#like rainbow by sia and everything sung by the sirens!! wooooo#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#my litte pony friendship is magic#mlp fim movie#my little pony movie#my little pony movie 2017#bones' incorrect quotes🫧#incorrect quotes
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i really wish people could show concern for anorexic women without feeling the need to call them ugly
#like “she looks unwell” vs. “eww she looks like a skeleton. why can you see her bones that's disgusting. i bet her hair is falling out”#like. could you pls be nice?#you sound like someone who judges women's value based on whether or not you find them fuckable rn#(this is about one particular post about ariana grande that keeps getting recommended to me and it's annoying)#(like why would your instinct upon seeing someone who is clearly sick to go write a bitchy tumblr post about it?)#(because ariana won't see it but other people who are struggling with the same illness might)#(and it seems to me that ur just being nasty without showing any real empathy)#bri babbles
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for your judging pleasure! From the 'Tombeau de Phelypeaux de La Vrillière'
Ooooo these fellows seem really familiar to me! The carpals are too regularly shaped and the top fellow has too few. Because of the thickness of the forearm bones they've lost some of the shape, also the end of the humerus doesn't look right, but it's not a position I can picture well enough to know what's wrong for sure. Think I can spot some foramina on the skulls, nice 5/10
#judge your bones#thanks for the ask <3#carpals = wrist bones#humerus = upper arm bone#foramina is plural foramen#foramen = hole/passage through the bone that eg nerves go through#theres also something about the skull but im not confident to say what so im assuming im wrong#ask the judge#i keep forgetting some of my organising tags until the end for some reason recently
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i finally had the time (and mental capacity) to sit down and close listen to the anthology tracks and holy shit, these songs are phenomenal. i am just blown away. this whole album is astonishing and i am so grateful.
#how does she continue to do it?#all these early reviews saying this album is not good are mind boggling to me#reviews should not be allowed until music has been out for weeks#it takes a while to really get music into your bones and understand it#you can't judge based on a first listen
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I think all skeletons deserve armour, and this fellow has some that's very cool! Decent skull shape though there is some very dramatic shading going on, and if the dark bits between the eyes and mouth either side of the nose are meant to be foramina then they're way too big! The vertebrae I can see look kinda flat and wide 7/10 I think all pharmacies should have this as halloween decoration.
Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor
Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this
#judge your bones#tag the judge#this is a vibe#foramina is plural foramen#foramen is a hole/passage through bone for nerves and maybe blood vessels and other stuff but im only sure about the nerve rn#vertebrae = spine bones
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when i think of corporate greed i remember how the worker comp attorney for the insurance company told my mom's workers comp lawyer (bc they have known each other for years) that they were essentially waiting for her to die and that's why they didnt' pay her for months the amount she was owed
#she got the judge on her side the year before she died tho and after that they didn't miss a goddamn payment#it was a conservative judge too and he was like what the fuck#her cancer supposedly wasn't related to her fall - she still had massive head injury issues from her fall years later tho#but i think cancer came back bc of the fall even tho i can't prove it and i think it's why it went to her bones and the brain liquid#if i could go back in time i would relive 2020 - that horrific year - all over if it meant i could save her from that fall#and if i'm wrong it still doesn't save her then#well#but i can't go back in time#so here we are#personal#for context she fell in 2020 at work -> diagnosed with stage iv cancer in jan 2021#originally diagnosed w/stage 1 bc she caught it early in 2016 and “beat it”#died this past march#the stress of worker's comp assholes didn't help her cancer shit i can tell you that much#just how evil can you be if that's your thought#'lets wait for her to die'#like are you a disney villain how do you go home and look your loved ones in the eye#this is why i told my manager i refuse to work with any insurance clients we might ever get
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Look at this fellow!! I am not a teeth guy but even I can tell something's off there! The scapulae are sitting infront of the ribs at the back! What I'm assuming are the clavicles seem to connect to the cervical spine! Looks like there's only the top of the sternum! Not nearly enough ribs! Hands look fleshy! I don't know what it is about the skull but it's something! 2/10 Love the style, love the vibe <3
Alejando Dumas: La Dama de las Camelias (1848)
#judge your bones#theres a lot going on here#scapulae = plural scapula = shoulder blade bone#clavicles = collar bones#cervical spine = neck part of spine / first 7 vertebrae#sternum = breast bone
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rewatching the scorch trials for reasons and it's actually appalling how this movie had a budget of $61 million and looked and sounded amazing while allegiant, also a YA dystopian movie with a similar plot of the characters travelling through a lifeless desert wasteland, looked like absolute ass with a budget of $110 million
#uhhhh me#that's. TWICE what scorch trials had#and somehow everything was worse. the writing. the vfx. the general story. the pacing. the cinematography. EveryThing#i'm not going to act like the scorch trials is like the bestest movie out there even tho i do love it a lot#but. objectively. just looking with your eyeballs#you would assume it had a higher budget than allegiant. it doesn't#i think this is why i get kind of 🤔 whenever people bring up budget when it comes to judging a movie/show's quality#there are some directors out there who can make do with small budgets. so many sci fi indie movies look good with even less than 61 mil#it comes down to how you use that budget#it was also wild to me discovering that shadow and bone had like $3 mil per episode#that is TINY. tiny compared to other shows that are so much worse with triple or even quadruple the budget#anyway. idk what i was trying to say here#i have a lot of respect for wes ball's directing and i'm looking forward to his planet of the apes movie i guess
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How long does a show have to be bad before y'all stop saying we "just need to give it time" and accept that it sucks? Serious question
#like. after the first season erased Inej's trauma and established the characters in ways that completely fucked up the trajectory of their#arcs you couldn't scroll more than 2 seconds without seeing someone chastizing any naysayer with 'im sure they'll include/fix/make that#work in the next season stop complaining its not fair to judge it'. and now that season 2 is out and Inej's trauma was ignored even more#than before and they've shuffled all the plot beats and character moments in ways that rob them of their impact and make half of them v#virtually meaningless because they haven't been built to i STILL see people mocking and chastizing anyone who speaks against it with#'oh my gosh just give them time to tell the story they clearly changed things for a reason and obviously they must have a very good idea#that they just haven't gotten to yet and if you stop complaining and stream the show nonstop we'll get season 3/the spinoff and itll be#so great' and like. where is your faith coming from? what have they done that makes you think they're good at this? why do you trust them?#how long does something have to consistently suck before you accept that it sucks?#when are you finally 'allowed' to point out that just isnt very good? how many seasons need pass before you can pass judgement?#shadow and bone
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I’m trying to figure out the lil puzzle of why my homestay lady feels like one of the only truly unfriendly people I’ve met in PR
#Like idk the local cultural customs of being in someone’s house I don’t want to judge I don’t knowwww#But she just does not seem interested in interacting with us beyond a here are your meals under a dome thing#and they’re very very bare bones frozen chicken tenders kinds of things which is FINE but like#The one time she bought either salad greens or desert was for when her sister came over#And it was kind of an introduce us and then shoo us away kind of thing. But that entire brazo gitano just sat there in our no touch zone fo#Hours.#Just a random kvetch fest because honestly I’ve had such such a good experience in PR#But I have no idea why she’s hosting students as part of Spanish immersion! It just does not compute????#And I’m just not sure if this is cultural cues I’m being off about. Or deeeeeeply strange
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Outside of the family, one of SCP Bone's favorite people is SCP 049
Bone likes dead things. I mean of course he likes live things too but he likes corpses, watching the process of decay and beings returning to the earth. He likes the circle of life but in a less kid friendly version, he likes the more gritty details.
He wants to see what's going on in the body and how things work (and maybe taste it because different textures) but because he is relatively young, most people don't let him see. 049 is morally gray enough to let Bone see. And whatever creature Chaos is (and therefore Bone is) isn't affected by the Pestilence as they are foreign creatures far removed from earth's species. 049 doesn't get many people interested in his studies, yeah Bone doesn't care about the cure part but 049 will take what he can get. An additional interested pov can be helpful. Plus with Bone interested, Chaos is more willing to intimidate staff to give 049 stuff. (any live human subjects have to be condemned approved by Chaos)
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Spotted in Christiania. How long's this fellow been waiting!?!
Somehow the red makes it harder to tell details but generally this fellow looks pretty good. Got extra bones connecting the front and back of the ribcage (at least at the top, the sign blocks the view lower down), presumably for added structure, holding a sign that long can be hell on the bones! Because of the similarly coloured background I can't tell what's going on with their left elbow but it looks like it's maybe coming apart 8/10
#judge your bones#id in alt#if it's not working please let me know. or if it needs improving#my bones#(well my partners bones. they took the pic and sent it me but)#Christiania is an autonomous region of Copenhagen (Denmark) where weed is very openly sold#(it's illegal in denmark but apparently Christiania is mostly left to it's own devices re weed at least)
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