#it would probably involve giving the wizards access to your bones though. or to your brains

[maculategiraffe]

what if it was like in that black mirror episode where you all rate each other all the time and people with less than a 3 star rating are scary hobos EXCEPT instead of a rating system it was a self reported mood indicator or brief status update. something like "aced the GREs!! 🤸" or "just heard my dad is in the hospital 😟" that just flashed up quickly whenever you focused your attention on a person? and you could engage with it or not, just like you can currently engage with a mood that a person chooses to indicate with facial expressions and body language and voice tone, but it would inform our interactions with each other?

I think that could be cool. like how you used to be able to indicate to strangers on the street that you were really sad and they should cut you a break by wearing mourning, except more easily updated and personalized and not just for the very specific emotion of recent bereavement. and if you didn't participate then that would also be fine, it would just mean you didn't want anybody to treat you differently because of what was going on with you. and people would be like "is she okay?" and other people would be like "who knows. I've literally never seen her with a status update active." that kind of thing. I think it would be fun

you could also use it in traffic. like if someone aggressively overtakes you and then you end up sitting next to them at the next red light you could change your status update to "Funny how we all end up in the same place in the end :)" and all your friends would be commenting like "jennifer what the fuck are you talking about" except your platonic soulmate who would be like "jennifer stop bullying the road warriors"

[dragon-moms]

Entry 165 - Baroness

Conquest continues.

It occurred to me, as I forced myself back into being, that I should perhaps be concerned about what additional deaths might do to me. As I sat by my phylactery, exhausted, I considered this. Had I been affected in any way? My last death involved much worry, as I died protecting my friends. I had not even taken stock of potential effects on myself. But the death before had been my “rebirth,” as the Paladin, Flare, had put it. That was a significant change.

Things were less immediately pressing now. Though I did not know the state of my apprentice, and if the ritual had been successful, there was little I could do about that situation, and I had confidence my children were safe. I had the capacity to worry about this. I build bone from nothing but will and the curses I had placed upon myself, and took stock of who I was.

In the end, I decided that I was Baroness. I was a mother. I was a Wizard. And I was a good person.

I needed to get back to my friends and family.

And so, once my wings functioned and my body had enough energy to power most basic magics, I flew nonstop from where I had hidden my phylactery to the farm of Juliet and Caroline, where I had established I would go.

Unfortunately I overestimated by capabilities and recovery and crashed next to their place in rather unfortunate fashion, making a small crater.

“Julie!” I heard a voice say. “Julie, it’s that Wizard! She’s… is she hurt?”

“Don’t touch me…” I murmured. I could not raise my head to see. I was very tired.

“She’s right, don’t touch her,” another voice said.

“But we need to help her, right? She’s Myri’s mom!”

“Everything she touches dies, Carrie… we’re just going to have to hope she’s okay.”

“I have… simply overextended myself…” I managed to say. “In order to facilitate quickly reaching this location…”

“Well, I don’t think you should just lay here in the open,” a voice said. I finally managed to get it through my skull that it was Juliet. “We don’t need that attention.”

“I will be fine...after some rest…” I said.

I heard another voice, but I passed out before I could process it.

When I awoke again I was covered in several blankets, not in the style of one sleeping in bedding, but covered from head to tail. They were haphazardly placed and not all had good coverage. It took me a moment to understand why: they had been thrown onto me at a small distance for safety purposes.

I laid there for what appeared to be half a night before I felt strong enough to stand and take in my surroundings.

My impact point had, thankfully, been between fields, so I had not killed any crops. I could see smoke rising from the farmers’ place as the sun slowly rose. Several of my bones had cracked from the impact, but my form still held. Once things settled down I could repair the damage without issue. Until then I would have to be careful with the legs on my left side, as they had sustained the brunt of the damage from my fall and felt strained as I moved them. My wings, thankfully, seemed intact, so I would have no trouble travelling.

I folded the blankets, carrying them as I moved, carefully and slowly, to the door of their place, and knocked.

The Black named Caroline opened the door, and then moved back a bit, for safety, as they saw it was me. “You’re awake! Are you alright?”

“I am… damaged. But I am alright. I can repair the damage once I have the time and resources to set up the ritual,” I said.

“Well, come in,” Caroline said, smiling a little.

“I… would rather not�� I am missing my claw coverings which…” I started.

Juliet appeared next to Caroline and threw my claw coverings at me. I only managed to catch one due to holding the blankets. I set the blankets down and picked the other covering  from the ground. “Myri left those for you, and that shawl you wear. They said your wing prosthetics were too much to explain and unsafe for us to help with, so they have those.”

“I see,” I said, putting on my coverings. I could feel them repressing my aura, and I felt a bit of relief. “Thank you.”

Juliet sighed. “Yeah, yeah… well, now I guess you better come in.”

I followed them into their small place. Caroline and I carefully exchanged blankets for my shawl. I put it on and pulled it tight around me. “I… I appreciate you agreeing to be my point of contact with my family and friends…” I said.

“Well, you didn’t give us a whole lot of choice, did you?” Juliet said, sitting down at the table and getting back to eating breakfast.

“I… yes… that is accurate,” I said, unsure what else to say.

“It’s alright,” Caroline said. “We get it.”

“Do we?” Juliet asked.

“Yes, Julie, we do,” Caroline said.

Juliet just sighed.

“I’m just glad nobody noticed you out there. We thought for sure someone was going to see you out there for the two days you were asleep,” Caroline said.

“Two days…” I said, considering this. “I see.”

“I’m not really clear on what happened, though,” Caroline said. “Myri was very confusing talking about it.”

“I died during an experiment and so I needed to reconstruct my body,” I said.

“Died,” Juliet said.

“Yes,” I said.

He just shook his head. “Sure, fine. I mean, you’re a skeleton, none of your family is alive, what do I know.”

“Do you, perhaps, know the results of the experiment?” I asked. “You mentioned speaking with Myrmidon several times now. Did they tell you of the status of my apprentice?”

“They were being secretive for our protection,” Caroline said. “So they didn’t explain much.”

“But they gave us a map they told us not to look at, and they said we should tell you that they and their partner are taking good care of the Egg,” Juliet said before pushing the rest of his breakfast into his mouth.

“I see,” I said. “Perhaps that means we were successful.”

Caroline pushed a folded piece of parchment to me. I looked at the map. The location marked was in dragon lands, quite near the Peak. I took a moment to process this. “I shall leave immediately.”

“Are you sure?” Caroline said. “You can stay and rest for the day, if you want. I… well, I can’t tell if you’re tired, but in general, if you slept for two days, that probably means you haven’t been resting enough.”

“I will be fine,” I said.

“Fine in the same way that caused you to leave that crater out there?” Juliet asked.

“I…” I considered this. I thought about Myrmidon. Had my creation been here, they would certainly insist I rest. “Yes… perhaps additional rest would be the correct course of action…”

“Use the bedding if you want. Leave after dinner,” Juliet said, getting up. “Not that you eat, I guess.”

“I understand,” I said. “Thank you both.”

Soon they both left for their farm work. I laid down and found myself asleep again almost instantly. I was awoken by the sound of Juliet preparing a meal.

“Hello,” I said.

“You’re awake?” Juliet asked.

“Yes…”

“Sorry, I really can’t tell.” He continued cutting up something for the meal he was preparing.

“It is… alright. I understand the nature of my appearance.”

There was silence between us as he got the stove heated up and started to cook. I could hear something sizzling softly in his pan.

“What was down there?” he finally asked.

“You were not informed?”

“Myrmidon was very annoyingly politely keeping it all from us,” Juliet said, sighing. “I like them but come on, it’s not like Carrie and I are children. It’s not like we haven’t already risked ourselves on this shit.”

“Your assistance has been vital,” I said.

“Well, hey, at least you agree.”

“It was a cavern as big as an entire territory.”

Juliet scoffed, like he did not believe me.

“It was home to a forgotten fifth lineage of dragon.”

“Fine, don’t tell me then,” he said.

“I am being honest,” I said.

Juliet sighed. “Can’t even tell if you’re joking…”

“I am… not good at humor,” I said. “I would not joke.”

“If what you’re saying is true, if your friends tell everyone, we’re going to get kicked off our farm,” Juliet said. “The Queen is going to send who knows what.”

“...perhaps,” I said. “It does not seem an unlikely possibility.”

“Fuck…!” Juliet said with force. He walked to the door of his place, spitting acid harmlessly outside, before going back to his cooking. “I knew this was a bad idea, but Carrie is just too fucking nice and I can’t say no to them…” The pan clattered loudly against the stove.

“I will ensure the safety of you and your partner,” I found myself saying.

“Yeah? How.”

“We will…” I paused, considering this. “Based on the information you have given me, my friends are already likely planning to change the Queen’s mind on several issues,” I said. “This one will be minor compared to those, and easy to accomplish. And if we do not succeed, we will not be around to tell them about the territory.”

“Sure is easy to throw around promises, huh?” he said, and then sighed. “Not like we have a choice but to hope you’re not lying. And I guess we should pack.”

I got up out of the bedding. This situation was one I had had a part in. I had put them in danger. I knew the problems with relocating. And they did not have access to the resources I did in that matter. I needed to reassure them that I was serious about this endeavor. I attempted to construct a plan. The best option I could come up with was a temporary exchange of resources. In situations with my husband back during my life, this was how we negotiated such things. I would borrow from his library, and he would take a tome of equal value from mine, and vice versa, to ensure return of the borrowed volume. This, however, was on a grander scale. I had but one valuable object, and I was unsure if Juliet would consider it of equal value to the farm. Also I did not think my apprentice would approve of this plan, but I could not think of a better one.

“This shawl…” I said. Juliet looked up at me, and for a moment, I lost my words. “This shawl was given to me by my child, Dagger.”

“The ghost.”

“Yes… it was… Dagger and I, we do not get along well. Ey are… an artist… I am a Wizard… ey are emotional and I have trouble understanding emotions without hard work. We have a… poor history of interaction…”

Juliet just looked at me, wondering where I was going.

“But ey gave me this gift, regardless. Because we are connected. Mother and child. And even though we fight, that connection persists. This is… an important object to me for that reason.”

“Sure,” Juliet said.

I took it off and placed it on the table. “Please take care of it until I fulfill my side of the promise and you feel safe here on your farm.”

Juliet looked away. “I don’t need it. You keep it.”

“It is the only thing of value I have at the moment to attempt to guarantee…”

“I said keep it.”

“I want to ensure that you understand that I…”

“I said keep it!” he yelled.

I could not find words.

He spit out more acid, taking a few deep breaths. “Look, I want to trust you all, but I’m allowed to be frustrated, okay? I’m fucking allowed. So just… let me vent a little. Let me be scared a little. Alright?”

“I… can do that…” I said.

“We built this place with our own claws. Caroline and I. This is our farm. I am not going to give it up,” he said.

Caroline opened the door in a hurry. “Is everything okay? Julie?”

“I’m fine,” he said. “Just got a little heated.”

“Baroness? Are you feeling better?” Caroline asked, clearly not really accepting Juliet’s answer.

“Yes… I was… preparing to leave,” I said.

I let Caroline move out of the door and headed towards it.

“Hey, you forgot your shawl!” they said, and offered it to me.

I looked to Juliet.

“Just keep your promise,” he said.

I took my shawl, and put it back on. “I will. Thank you both for your help.”

I have taken a break after some flying. I require breaks, it seems. But I will soon reach the marked point. And then I will consult with my friends and family on this promise.

I have confidence this too can be solved together.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

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DAVE: 'n tha middle of whizzat

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DIZZAVE: oh DAVE: i guess im 'n tha middle of thoze now too DAVE: im feel'n heartfelt as fuck somebody bone me up on tha shit

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DAVE dogg: um

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DIZZY paper'd up: yeah dawg kanaya ta tha rescue wit smizzle shizzit ta say as usual

ROZE: Uttizzle destroyed again, by ha superizzle senze of rizzle n decorum fo gettin yo pimp on. ROZE: Though I do wonda if ha perspective would be differizzle if she'd eva had to manage relations witta "twizzle brotha".

DAVE: Anotha dogg house production. ok but who cares 'bout T-H-to-tha-izzat DAVE: so roze DIZZY, ya feel me? its our mom DAVE: hizzey mom

ROXY: hi!!!

DAVE droppin hits: well not mizzle DIZZY: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. yo' actual nizzay instead of that i gizzuess DAVE: roxy i think THINK u think right

RIZZLE so jus' chill: mizzy ok tizzoo tho

DIZZAVE: i diznunno tizzy might be weird DAVE: call'n you that all tha tizzay DAVE: rose would T-H-to-tha-izzat be weird

ROZE ta help you tap dat ass: It would probably git a shawty weird. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.

DAVE: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. so mizzy DAVE: im jizzay go'n ta jizzle right into tha fuckin fry'n pan hizzy DIZZLE: lizzike tape off a no bizzle zizzle fo` a wizzy DAVE: if thats ok

ROXY: a frying piznan 'n tha no bullshit zizzle?? ROXY: siznounds intizzle ROXY: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. whizno be mann'n dis pan n who gave him clearance fiznor tha no bs zone

DAVE: captain Serizzles be at tizzy pan n he gots the go-aheezee frizzom lieizzle Dizzy Fuckarizzle of tha Heartattack Armada

ROXY: isnt lieutenant a motherfucka rank than captain ROXY: who pizzy dis diznude 'n charge of such an important pan

DAVE: um i diznont know maybe it be? D-TO-THA-IZZAVE gangsta style: ok like its coo' that you even know that fizzle bizzy dis be exizzle tha kind of fuckery tha no bs zone doesnt cotton ta no matta what sizzorta cookware be involved or whizzle pseudomilitary organization regulates its drug deala DAVE: i jizzle have some questions 'bout you n 'bout stizzle 'n general so ratha than mumble thriznough a conversation that S-to-tha-izzounds mostly lizzle tha stuff we literally just gots done sayin, sizzy though thizzle W-to-tha-izzould be, im gonna machine gat some shizzle at you sippin' rizzound stylizzay

ROXY: a mizzle gat lightn'n rizzound 'n a frying pan! Boo-Yaa!!!!! ROXY: god.........DAMN

DAVE: i know right? DIZZAVE: so DAVE: yizzle be mah biological motha

ROXIZZLE: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. yiznes

DAVE: n rozes

ROXY n we out! yes

DIZNAVE: n therefore bear at least partial n lizzike biologically incidental responsibility fo` why we be both so fucked up

ROXY mah nizzle: yes

DIZZAY yaba daba dizzle: but you yourself be a paradox clone

ROXY: um... i guess? You gotta check dis shit out yo.

DAVE: which M-to-tha-izzeans DAVE: yiznou dizzidnt even have bio parents DIZZLE: you originated frizzom yoself

RIZZLE: guess so to increase tha peace!

DIZNAVE: so you really dizzle have anyone ta blame fo` who yizzy be excizzle weirdly n paradoxically yoself

ROXY: um.. y cuz this is how we do it.. yizzes? ROZE, niggaz, better recognize: Dizzave.

DAVE ta help you tap dat ass: wizzle ok DAVE: sorry if that sounded rude i dizzle mizzean it rudely DAVE: Holla! i mean DIZNAVE thats off tha hook yo: you did hiznave a "parental figure" whizno you i gizzy modeled yoself after 'n a way DIZZAY: or wizzere influenced by i miznean DAVE: an old version of rose from a liznong time ago

RIZZLE fo all my homies in the pen: yizzay!

DIZZAVE doggystyle: n mah brizzay was tha same wizzle DAVE: or DAVE: yo' nigga i miznean

RIZZLE: dirk!

DAVE: he was a paradox clone of himsizzle DIZNAVE: and he like DAVE: did kind of tha sizzay ho-slappin' DAVE: modeled himsizzle afta...

ROXY: ... Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.

DAVE so jus' chill: why dizzont we nizzot rap about dirk DAVE: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. can we change tha subject

ROXIZZLE: you brought him up!!

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: i kizzy DIZNAVE: i knizzle DAVE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. look DAVE: i br'n up a lot of th'n DAVE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. and then have ta back trizzack a lot of those steppin' i br'n up DAVE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: cauze sometimes tha mackin' i br'n up be ill advizzle to say or mizzy thugz uncomfortable or M-to-tha-izzake me uncomfortable DAVE: its J-to-tha-izzust a th'n 'bout me

ROXY: ooh! ROXY: just had a thought ROXY: do i git ta do a lightn'n round at you next hittin that booty??

DAVE: i gizzay so yizneah DAVE: depends on if you want to kizneep rhymin' 'n dis goddamn pizzle

ROXY: hmm i dunno ROXY fo gettin yo pimp on: M-to-tha-izzaybe our aszes be gettin too hizzle

DAVE: M-to-tha-izzaybe you should spizneak fo` yoself

ROZE and yo momma: D-TO-THA-IZZAVE!

DIZZAVE: SHIZZIT

RIZZLE: lol

DAVE: no mizzy look DAVE: roxy i mizzay DAVE: its lizzy i wizzle just say'n DAVE so jus' chill: i jizzle sizzy steppin' it is jiznust like dis fizzorce of natizzle no one can control or even tizzy ta, lizzeast of all me DAVE: we just hiznave ta cross our fingers n H-to-tha-izzope fo` tha bizzay DAVE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. n that mah one dawg verbal slapstick routine isnt too freudian 'n nature or at least not that often DIZZAVE: anyway lets pretizzle i didnt J-to-tha-izzust insinuate you have a hizzle ass n move on

ROXY:  in tha mutha fuckin club;)

DAVE: i hizzy sum-m sum-m 'bout wizards DAVE with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: you hells into wizards lizzay roze?

ROXY: YIZZLE

DIZNAVE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. ok well that be a predictable if somewhat bland fizzy D-TO-THA-IZZAVE and yo momma: lizzets see if we can dizzy a shawty deepa DAVE: dont git me wrong wizizzles be ok i guess

ROXY: oh yeah? wiznell miznaybe YOURE ok

DAVE: yizzeah, im alrizzle DIZZAVE: wizards be crazy ass nigga at mizzle than me DIZZAY: but im pusha than wizzles at rizzap DIZZLE: so i guess it brizneaks even DAVE so you betta run and grab yo glock: or it wiznould if i was a pretend jackass 'n silly robes n a dumb bizzy DAVE: so point goes ta dave

ROZE: Chill as I take you on a trip. (Siznigh.)

DAVE: d-ya like rizzay

ROXIZZLE, betta check yo self: kinda! ROXY: D-to-tha-izzirk loves riznap so i cuz Im tha Double O G...

RIZZLE mah nizzle: ummm hiznaha neva mizzay

ROXY in tha mutha fuckin club: forgot we werent talkin 'bout that

DAVE: wizzell W-H-to-tha-izzat do you like ta do

ROXY spittin' that real shit: i like........... ROXY: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. cats!!!

DAVE: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. ok thizzle be a fair opizzle but cats arent actuallizzle an activity or nothin' trippin'

ROXY fo yo bitch ass: theyyizzle kizzle were fo` me though! ROXY: i uh ROXY and yo momma: uze' to cliznone them ROXY: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. i mizzay have um ROXY: gizzle a shawty carry away

DIZNAVE upside yo head: ciznat clon'n huh D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: thizzay sizzle like a pretty dope hobbizzle DAVE: i think were mobbin' somizzle D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so you had access ta that kind of stuff becauze' you livizzle 'n a sizzy wizzorld

ROXY: Bounce wit me. a scifi wizzay but real niggaz don't give a fuck?

DAVE: yizneah the future DAVE: whizzat was tha futizzle like

ROXY: watery ROXY: fiznulla chess thugz ROXY: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. lots o pumpkins ROXY: u knizzle

RIZZLE: usual dystopian sizzy

DAVE: i see DIZNAVE: n it was just tha chizness gizzle n yizzle DIZZLE: Holla! lizzike alone DAVE: no otha thugz except fo` bro DAVE: who i guess wizzy wizzle off somewhere? Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

ROXY: yup

DAVE: sounds liznike kind of a bumma

ROXY mah nizzle: yeah ROXY: i tizzle ta mah niggaz a lot though ROXY: via computa n S-H-to-tha-izzit

DAVE: thizzats coo' DAVE with the S-N-double-O-P: me tizzay DAVE: maybe whiznen it comes D-to-tha-izzown ta it our lizzles werent thiznat differizzle DAVE if you gots a paper stack: except fo` tha extinction of humanity pizzart DAVE: mah humans were jiznust DAVE: imminently extinct be all DIZZY: i didnt have chess guys around though DAVE: thizzle actually good company

ROXY: yeah!!

DAVE to increase tha peace: my best bizzy biznest bizzle biznest nigga be a C-H-to-tha-izzess homey DAVE: hizzay tha mayor DAVE: ill hiznave ta introduce yizzy ta him soon DAVE: youll love tha mayor everybody lovizzles tha mayor

ROXY: wanna meet tha mayor in tha mutha fuckin club!

DAVE fo' sho': dont W-O-Double-Rizzy ill pizzy 'n a good wiznord fo` you pretty sure we cizzy find an open'n 'n hizzle schedule DIZZAY in tha dogg pound: tizzy me more

RIZZLE: miznore?

DAVE: about you

RIZZLE: damn dude RIZZLE now pass the glock: dis fry'n pan...

ROXIZZLE: sizzy be SIZZLIN

DAVE: fuck yeah DAVE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back aside from cat breed'n how elze dizzy you pass tha tizzime

ROXY: ummmmmmmm ROXY: writin ROXY: um ROXY: a FAIR amount of uh ROXY: Its just anotha homocide. lets say recreational liquid intake ROXY: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. n uhh ROXY: oh um hack'n

DIZZAY: haha seriouslizzle DIZZAY: lizzle actual hack'n

ROXY: yeah! ROXY: well computa blingin' rly ROXIZZLE in all flavas: hack'n be jizzle W-H-to-tha-izzat u call it ta sizzound cizzy ROXY: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. thizzere wasnt evizzle much shit arizzle to "hack"

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so kizninda L-to-tha-izzike john DIZNAVE: except DAVE: i thizzay he pretty mizzy sucked at hizzy codes

ROXY: hahahizzle reallizzle

DAVE dogg: yeah DIZZAVE puttin tha smack down: he seemed ta find it frustrat'n mizzle DIZZAVE: his bitch'n 'bout it is literallizzle mah only point of reference fo` his degree of proficiency DAVE droppin hits: youre gizzle though right DIZNAVE: i bizzy youre good

ROXY: thizza BEST 8)

DIZZLE: knew it

ROXIZZLE: maybe i cizzy gizzay him siznome pimp on the leet hizzy

DAVE: fuck yes DIZZAVE: hizzle be all about thizzay DAVE: or i think he should be which be all that matta DIZNAVE: do T-H-to-tha-izzat n insist on it if he gizzy weirdly obstinate or like tries ta pretend he D-to-tha-izzoesnt like programming anymore

ROXIZZLE: ok

DIZZY: You gotta check dis shit out yo. what elze

ROXY spittin' that real shit: oh umm ROXY: idk dave i mizzy be runnin outta shizzit ta sizzay! One, two three and to tha four.

DIZNAVE: yizzle siznure

ROXY: iiizzle ROXY: liked to plizzay games?

DIZZLE to increase tha peace: what games

ROXY to increase tha peace: uh mostly... ROXY: tha nintizzles

DAVE: i see DIZNAVE: which nintendos

ROXY: a wizzy bunch of nintendos!! ROXY dogg: liznike lotsa diff systems n titles ROXY: i dunno if tha ones i associate strongly wit wizzay have tha sizname mean'n lizzay culturally speaking fo` yizzou ROXY: coz ta me they were all lizzy coo' ancient rizzles that kept me somewhat 'n touch witta world thizzay wizzas lizzy gone

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: thizzay makes S-to-tha-izzense DAVE: thizzle mostly tha relationshizzle i hizzay now wit garbage romcoms DAVE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. largelizzle coz karkat likes watchin em DIZZAVE: so theze godforsakizzle F-L-to-tha-izzicks hiznave hizzle keep me grounded 'n our dead civilization 'n a weird wiznay DIZZLE: but re: games... DIZNAVE: i didnt have nintendos DAVE: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. mah brizzay had xbizzox so i played thizzat sometimes DAVE: but he mostlizzle had all theze S-H-I-Double-Tizzy chillin' gamizzles DIZZAVE: n lizzay 20 different tony hawk titles DIZZLE: i would mainly just pliznay T-H-to-tha-izzem ta fuck around DAVE: like find spectacular wizzy to crizzay n flop arizzle lizzay a douchey ragdoll DAVE: or figizzle out ways to git halfway stuck inside concrizzle fixtures n obstacles DAVE: n wizzatch all theze coo' fratty bros T-W-to-tha-izzitch n flop ad infinizzle DAVE: L-to-tha-izzike struggl'n valiantly n earnestly brotha against tha shitty n dizzle flawed physics of they confin'n virtizzle prison DAVE: i saw tizzy as tragic figures

ROXY: that sounds incredizzle tbh

DAVE: prizzle much

ROXY: do u think we can pliznay games hustla sizzay tizzy? ROXY: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. wanna sizzee ur majizzle skatebros 'n they elemizzle

DIZZLE: oh mah dick yes

ROZE: Dave.

DAVE: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. what

ROXY: ok ok ! ROXIZZLE: i think its ROXY: mah turn cuz Im tha Double O G??

RIZZLE: kizzy yo' ass 'n the pizzay buddy u gona git GRILLED

DAVE: thiznats fizzy

ROXY: oh um ROXY: roze pleaze dont think im doggy stylin' you! ROXY: jump 'n tha cizzle any tizzle k?

DIZZAY: mizzle shizzes fizzy

ROXIZZLE: :p

ROZE yeah yeah baby: I'm perfizzle happizzle hatin' as a spectator n occasional officiator of thizzay conversation bitch ass nigga. ROZE: It quite entertaining ta behold, really. I lizzle watch'n how different personalities collide with each otha upon spendin'. ROZE: Neitha of yizzy be hatin' ta disizzle.

ROXY: lizzy

RIZZLE: god is EVIZZLE 'n dis family trizzle a psychoanalyst cuz its a G thang???

DIZZLE: yo tizzy B-to-tha-izzeen lizzay D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: ha EXACT top preoccizzle siznince shizzle wizzay a fuckin baby DAVE: dizzy she tell you

ROXY keep'n it real yo: haha no ROXY: but yeah makes senze ROXY: bizzle like, youre all mr funny interrogation R-to-tha-izzight now, roze be qiznuite possibly a litizzle therapist in trainizzle i guess?? and uh dizzay is dizzy ROXIZZLE: jizzy makes ya T-H-to-tha-izzink be all

DAVE: W-to-tha-izzere all fizzle up, tha end DAVE: so what you wanna know mom DAVE: ..rox

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