#josie ortiz

[lottiesoka]

“Old Woman Josie, outside the car lot, says the Angels revealed themselves to her.”

[ultrameganicolaokay]

Amazons Attack #3 by Josie Campbell and Vasco Georgiev. Cover by Clayton Henry. Variant covers by (2) Ricardo López Ortiz and (3) Georgiev. Out in December.

"The war on warrior women continues! As Mary Marvel and the splinter group of Amazons search to find asylum, they uncover the history of something much darker. Will they be able to stop the impending wave of discord before it’s too late?"

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Night Vale Bracket — Round Δ

Propaganda

Dr. Carlos "the Scientist" Dave Robles

I would have said Cecil Palmer but I love Cecil Palmer too much to submit anyone other than his husband, who he loved from the moment he saw him

"That new scientist, we now know he’s named Carlos, called a town meeting. He has a square jaw, and teeth like a military cemetery. His hair is perfect, and we all hate and despair and love that perfect hair in equal measure. Old Woman Josie brought corn muffins, which were decent but lacked salt. She said the angels had taken her salt for a Godly Mission and she hadn’t yet gotten around to buying more. Carlos told us that we are, by far, the most scientifically interesting community in the US, and he had come to study just what is going on around here. He grinned, and everything about him was perfect, and I fell in love instantly."

huntokar never stood a chance

Old Woman Josie A.K.A. Josefina Ortiz:

GILF

#how is station management losing on the monsterfucker website

#re: prev tags it's also a milf website

[scienceninjaturtle]

MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPERMAN #4

Written by JOSIE CAMPBELL

Art by PABLO M COLLAR

Cover by LI CREE

Variant cover by RICARDO LÓPEZ ORTIZ

$3.99 US | 32 pages | Variant $4.99 US (card stock)

ON SALE 9/4/24

Things are heating up in Metropolis. Lois, Jimmy, and the Kents have hidden Amazo from the ruthless Task Force X and Team 7—but after a startling revelation, they realize it’s not just Amazo in harm’s way, but the entire city!

[kevin--of-desert-bluffs]

Here's some more of the NV/DB paralells that I like: Old Woman Josie Ortiz -> Grandma Josephine O'toole Has angels -> Has demons The angels change lightbulbs and ask for money -> eat lightbulbs and give people money Cecil can't say Michigan right -> Kevin can't say Alabama right Big Rico's pizza -> Little Rick's salad stand Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex -> the Sandy Blossom Bowling Alley and Arcade Joy Compound

Dark Owl Records -> Morning Bird Records

[worldwarriorandfriendsbracket]

THE KING OF IRON FIST TOURNAMENT PRELIMINARIES OUT NOW!

I figured to wait until the release day of Tekken 8 to start the The King of Iron Fist Tournament! Or the Tekken Tournament. I'll let you guys decide on the name but for now I will just say Tekken Preliminaries!

So who is fighting it out and who is currently in the 64 bracket? I did the same seeding I did for Mortal Kombat, where I based it off of playable appearances. The 8 mainline games and the Tekken Tag Tournament games, any other spinoff is not included.

Tekken Characters In the Bracket

10 playable appearances (all ten games!)

Nina Williams

Paul Phoenix

Yoshimitsu

9 playable appearances

Heihachi Mishima

Jack

Kazuya Mishima

Lee Chaolan

Marshall Law

8 playable appearances

King II

Kuma II

Anna Williams

Lei Wulong

Bryan Fury

Eddy Gordo

Hwoarang

Jin Kazama

Ling Xiaoyu

Panda

7 playable appearances

Ganryu

Julia Chang

6 playable appearances

Wang Jinrei

Steve Fox

5 playable appearances

Baek Doo San

Bruce Invin

Mokujin

Craig Marduk

Emilie De Rochefort

Sergei Dragunov

Asuka Kazama

Devil Jin

4 playable appearances

Armor King II

Kunimitsu I

Michelle Chang

Prototype Jack

Jun Kazama

Christie Monteiro

Raven

Alisa Bosconovitch

Lars Alexandersson

Leo Kliesen

Zafina

3 playable appearances

Armor King I

Alex

Angel

Ancient Ogre

Forest Law

Tiger Jackson

True Ogre

Roger Jr.

Miguel Caballero Rojo

Robert "Bob" Richards

Tekken Characters in the Preliminaries

2 playable appearances

King I

Kuma I

Devil Kazuya

Roger

Dr. Bosconovitch

Unknown

Combot

Miharu Hirano

Jinpachi Mishima

Claudio Serafino

Shaheen

Leroy Smith

1 playable appearance

Violet

Tetsuji

Jaycee

Sebastian

Slim Bob

Master Raven

Fahkumram

Gigas

Josie Rizal

Katarina Alves

Kazumi Mishima

Lucky Chloe

Kunimitsu II

Lidia Sobieska

Azucena Milagros Ortiz Castillo

Reina

Victor Chevalier

Eliza (gonna appear in Last Chance as I forgot)

Just like last time, four groups to decide who will get the open spots. However there is a odd number so we might do a Last Chance Preliminary poll once again. The top 3 of each group will move on to the bracket. Number 4 will go to Last Chance. The rest are banished to catering forever.

The preliminaries themselves will be out soon hopefully in the next hour or so are out now. Thank you for the support and here's to another fighting game tournament.

Also been dead for a month so tagging for visibility, however you are not obligated to. If you do, then thank you very much.

@cinderpoll @victimsofyaoipoll @elementspecificcharatourney @tournament-announcer @favoritesegacharacterbracket @clash-of-the-wizards @characterswithcolorsnamesfight @silly-name-tourney @bestadaptationtournament @best-female-villain-tournament

[gaymer-hag-stan]

Tekken 8's base roster has been finally revealed and in terms of female fighters we have:

1. Nina Williams

2. Ling Xiaoyu

3. Asuka Kazama

4. Lili

5. Zafina

6. Jun Kazama

7. Alisa Bosconovitch

8. Reina

9. Azucena Milagros Ortiz Castillo

[eddysocs]

To-Do List

Updated November 10th, 2024

There is no specific order I do my requests in. It’s just whatever strikes me in the moment. Requests will be removed from this list when they’re put in my queue/drafts until they’re ready to post.

🚧 = WIP (Work In Progress)

Ask Games

🚧 ��: Ship Moodboard - Matilda Northbrook x Ted Lasso 🚧

💕: Ship Moodboard - Arabella Of Prussia x Eloise Bridgerton

❌: Crossover - Belladonna Stillwell & Eternity Whitmire

💉: Tattoos/Scars - Kira Kay

👗: Fashion Board - Alyria Polantis

❌: Crossover - Julia Jessup & Effie Larkin

❌: Crossover - Dez Shepard & Kira Kay

❌: Crossover - Bella Carlisle & Sally Barker

🏠: Interior Design Board - Mille Cartwright

💕: Ship Moodboard - Myra Wescott x Tilley Arnold

Fics

🚧 Psychobabble - Jodie Rourke x Cathy Brown (Requested by Anon) 🚧

To help her study, Cathy takes to reading her psychology textbook out loud. Jodie might not understand all the terminology, but she sure doesn’t mind listening to Cathy read.

Caught Out - Henrietta Parsons x Buster Brady (Requested by Anon)

While Agnes is in the kitchen talking to Dermot, Henrietta and Buster make use of their alone time, at least until Mrs. Brown catches them.

Bet On It - Josie Collins x Hawkeye Pierce (Requested by Anon)

When Josie scoffs at one of Hawkeye's pranks, it starts a prank war between them that the whole camp starts putting money on.

For The Night - Delphine Kincaid x Judge Turpin (Requested by Anon)

Turpin finds Delphine wandering the London streets late one night, and offers her a bed for the night, or longer…

Comfort In Her Arms - Kira Kay x Kim Richards (Requested by Anon)

After encountering some problems at home, Kira does what she always does and runs to Kim. Kim always has a way of making it all feel better.

West End Boys - Brennan Marks x Jamie Tartt (Requested by Anon)

After hearing him ramble on about this new musical he wants to see, Jamie takes it upon himself to score some tickets for him and Brennan.

Mine - Cinda Stackhouse x Eric Northman (Requested by Anon)

Once Eric decides to claim Cinda as his, he reveals a more possessive side that both surprises and delights Cinda.

Summer Breeze - Sadie Leigh x Norma Bates (Requested by Anon)

With Norman away for the day, Norma has a list of errands planned, but Sadie something on her own to do list first.

Weasley Family Welcome - Olivette Littletree x Molly Weasley (Requested by Anon)

Ginny, George and Ron all help organize a Weasley family picnic in order to officially welcome Olivette into the family.

Promise Ring Pop - Skye Leonard x Shaun Murphy (Requested by Anon)

When Shaun decides to propose, Skye definitely didn’t see it coming, nor did she expect a cherry flavored ring.

Gun Show - Angelica Morley x Alfie Solomons (Requested by Anon)

Alfie shows Angel how to shoot a gun, or so he thinks.

Marriage Bed - Heather Cohen x Clint Barton (Requested by Anon)

Heather and Clint are partnered up to go undercover as a married couple, and everyone finds it a little suspicious at how good they are at playing their roles.

How To Be Hers - Alessandra Blair x Cruella DeVil (Requested by Anon)

Alessandra begins her role as Cruella's submissive and learns what her mistress expects of her.

Public Display Of Pride - Roxette Ortiz x Carrie Black (Requested by Anon)

Roxette takes Carrie to one of her favorite pride events and it gets a little emotional for Carrie.

The Tell Off - Jodie Rourke x Cathy Brown (Requested by Anon)

When Cathy's professor oversteps his boundaries, Jodie and Agnes team up to put him in his place on Cathy's behalf.

Outside Looking In - Nessa Tolliver x Rebecca Welton (Requested by Anon)

Roy and Keeley's observations of Nessa and Rebecca's relationship.

Expect The Unexpected - Minnia x Jaskier (Requested by Anon)

Minnia is struggling with the early side effects of her pregnancy, and Jaskier steps up to put her worries and her body at ease.

Pretty As A Picture - Matilda Northbrook x Ted Lasso (Requested by Anon)

Ted takes Tildy out for a date/joint work outing, and they take in some museum exhibits, including one about the history of football.

New OCs

🚧 Name TBD - FD: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia - FC: Laura Slade Wiggins - LI: Dennis Reynolds 🚧

🚧 Allison Pontier - FD: Beetlejuice - FC: Vinessa Shaw - LI: Barbara Maitland 🚧

🚧 Serena Medford - FD: Beetlejuice - FC: Kathryn Newton - LI: Delia Deetz 🚧

🚧 Amarantha Renault - FD: Beetlejuice - FC: Samara Weaving - LI: Delores LaFerve 🚧

Preferences

🚧 Once Upon A Time OCs: How They Feel When They Realize Their S/O Is Their Happy Ending - Requested by Anon 🚧

Xena Warrior Princess OCs: Jealousy - Requested by Anon

True Blood OCs: Marking - Requested by Anon

Doctor Who OCs: Adventure They’d Most Want To Go On With Their S/O - Requested by Anon

Ted Lasso OCs: Where They’d Go On Their First Date - Requested by Anon

Wednesday OCs: How They’d Celebrate Halloween With Their S/O - Requested by Anon

True Blood OCs: How They’d Celebrate Halloween With Their S/O - Requested by Anon

M*A*S*H OCs: How They React To Their S/O Being Injured During The War - Requested by Anon

[leonardburton]

forever haunted by the gap between what cecil knows and what the audience knows. how much does he remember? about the redwood trees and little josie ortiz' childhood and his own childhood and parents and the long black coat and huntokar and his childhood home and leonard burton and-

[lottiesoka]

Some night vale ladies

[huntsvillehq]

you are cordially invited to a good ol' fashioned Valentine's Day Hoedown! an event for couples and singles to get together and just have fun and perhaps forget our struggles for a little while. there will be square dancing, line dancing, and swing dancing, as well as some more modern music picks for the young ones.

food and drink will be available, as well as a cake walk, a pie eating contest and jam contest. we will have a haystack for photos, and a caricature artist.

in the spirit of the holiday, we have pre-paired individuals together for the night with matching numbered wristbands. perhaps sparks will fly?

we plan to be out of the dance hall by 5pm, plenty of time to get home before dusk.

((the event will start on feb 10th at 10am est. please tag your event starters with "huntsvilleevent01." you can post your muses' outfits starting now with the tag "huntsvilleattire." the event will last until feb 24th, with the plot drop occurring on feb 17th, giving everyone enough time to react.

you can see the paired muses below. the numbers of the list indicate what numbers are on the wristbands. you can have event threads with anyone/everyone but please have a thread with your pair. if anyone wishes to withdrawal from your pairing, please let us know before the event start so we can pair your partner with someone else.))

Tyler Rogers <-> Tristan Wilde

Silas “Cyan” Canne <-> Lincoln Abernathy

Alexandra “Xander” Thomas <-> Mallard “Duck” Romero

James “Jamie” Brennan <-> Fletcher Cole

Gianna “Gia” Rodriguez <-> Ralph Haversham

Cabell “Cab” McCay <-> Teo Ayla

Cyrus “C.B.” Vogol <-> Dakota Hart

Mateo Suarez <-> Peter “Rusty” Craven

Matthew Walker <-> Tiffany Gray

Otilie “Tilly” Notaras <-> Carter Behrens

Lachlan Ramirez <-> Christopher Winters

Bowie Bardot <-> Luciana “Lucy” Rivera

Camden Cafferty <-> Vincent Lewis

Odette Abbot <-> Reggie Alson

Nathaniel “Nate” Hoffman <-> Suneet “Sun” Dinakar

Genesis “Sissy” Boone <-> Sara Chen

Holland Bryant <-> Allison “Alice” O'Connell

Jeconiah “Jack” Abbott <-> Tari Park

Quinn Buckley <-> Emma “Em” Dunford

Olivia Hart <-> Roman Forest

Ransome “Rance” Slade <-> Cassius Romero

Wren Marsh <-> Marcel Rockfield

Freya Atkins <-> Elijah Atkins

Mason Greene <-> Josie Reigh

Conrad Greene <-> Ruben Hobbes

Katherine “Kitty” Henry <-> Monet Vogel

Catherine “Cat” Wayne <-> Jordan Kang

Hawthorne “Hawk” Romero <-> Avery Cowling

Paloma Ortiz <-> Evora Kaplan

Absinthe Capone <-> Riley Saunders

Zoë Clark <-> Luke Matthews

Axel Addams <-> Xavier Cade

Tyler Rogers <-> Tristan Wilde

Silas “Cyan” Canne <-> Lincoln Abernathy

Alexandra “Xander” Thomas <-> Mallard “Duck” Romero

James “Jamie” Brennan <-> Fletcher Cole

Gianna “Gia” Rodriguez <-> Ralph Haversham

Cabell “Cab” McCay <-> Teo Ayla

Cyrus “C.B.” Vogol <-> Dakota Hart

Mateo Suarez <-> Peter “Rusty” Craven

Matthew Walker <-> Tiffany Gray

Otilie “Tilly” Notaras <-> Carter Behrens

Lachlan Ramirez <-> Christopher Winters

Bowie Bardot <-> Luciana “Lucy” Rivera

Camden Cafferty <-> Vincent Lewis

Odette Abbot <-> Reggie Alson

Nathaniel “Nate” Hoffman <-> Suneet “Sun” Dinakar

Genesis “Sissy” Boone <-> Sara Chen

Holland Bryant <-> Allison “Alice” O'Connell

Jeconiah “Jack” Abbott <-> Tari Park

Quinn Buckley <-> Emma “Em” Dunford

Olivia Hart <-> Roman Forest

Ransome “Rance” Slade <-> Cassius Romero

Wren Marsh <-> Marcel Rockfield

Freya Atkins <-> Elijah Atkins

Mason Greene <-> Josie Reigh

Conrad Greene <-> Ruben Hobbes

Katherine “Kitty” Henry <-> Monet Vogel

Catherine “Cat” Wayne <-> Jordan Kang

Hawthorne “Hawk” Romero <-> Avery Cowling

Paloma Ortiz <-> Evora Kaplan

Absinthe Capone <-> Riley Saunders

Zoë Clark <-> Luke Matthews

Axel Addams <-> Xavier Cade

Prudence "Pru" Wheaton <-> Agna Sayer

Ivy Oberon <-> Iris Zappacosta

[lovingly-lightbulbs]

"little" Josie Ortiz??? Bitch that's Old Woman Josie. Why is Cecil older than OLD Woman Josie!?!?!?

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Night Vale Bracket — Round Β

Propaganda

Station Management:

I love station management so much. I love their disastrous immature teenagers type relationship with the city council. I love how genuinely spooky they are. (seriously councilmanagement is so good that that I made the quote for my profile the city council's statement to station management without even being prompted by this)

Old Woman Josie A.K.A. Josefina Ortiz:

GILF

[wvsteria]

hey there!! going to put this out to keep track of the plots i have going for the winterfest! if anyone would like to plot w my muse just like this and i’ll dm you!

bolded = starter i owe

strike through = completed

aj campos / crush / 19 / aware

she’ll be trying to enjoy the festivities. she’s just a very lowkey person though so moreso just browsing stands and being an observer. 

plotting w: yuri plisetsky, cyrus goodman, gabriela campos

alaric saltzman / vampire diaries / 34 / aware

he’s chaperoning a class trip to the winterfest. but he’ll also be getting gifts for his family. and hopefully making memories with them as well!

plotting w: sabina palpatine, five hargreeves, elena gilbert, hope mikaelson, katherine pierce

antonia dreykov / marvel / 25 / aware

this is all completely new to her. she has no idea what any of this is and might be a little cranky to those trying to engage with her here. but she’s also curious and wants to do more normal things. 

plotting w: pj halliwell, jade west, natasha romanoff

audrey rose / descendants / 22 / aware

audrey is all for the holidays and will  be looking to make any moment a selfie moment. you’ll catch her pretty much everywhere but the snowball fight and sledding unless someone can convince her.... 

plotting w: achilles, cj hook, ziggy berman, prince phillip

beth washington / until dawn / 21 / not aware

beth enjoys the holidays fairly enough. she’ll want to get a little bit of everything so you might see her quite literally any and everywhere. 

plotting w: hallie parker, sam giddings, mike munroe, josh washington, hannah washington, jessica riley, ashley brown

bruce wayne / dc / 43 / aware

he is only here to do shopping and because he sponsored some of the booths feels like he should make an appearance. but he will be in and out and not in the mood for festivities. someone please drag him into something he can’t get out of.

plotting w: clark kent

dani powell / prodigal son / 32 / aware

dani is not so excited. i mean the holidays are not but it’s nothing to phone home about. it really just reminds her that her work family isn’t here to celebrate with her.

plotting w: seth gecko, faye chamberlain, nie huaisang, malcolm bright

dominic toretto / fast & furious / 40 / aware

dom is all about family. he’ll be gathering some items to gift his family. and you might find him in the snow fight and sledding competition. 

plotting w: han solo, jim hopper, letty ortiz, scott lang

emily fields / pretty little lairs / 25 / aware

emily will most likely be taking carriage rides around and doing all the crafting events during the winter fest. she might also try karoke so don’t laugh at her please. 

plotting w: wen kexing, hanna marin, blaine anderson

gwendolyn blake / the black phone / 20 / aware

gwen might possibly be all over the place with all the updated tech she’s excited to see what’s out there and what’s next. and you’ll definitely see her taking a photo w hot santa and in the snowball fight. 

plotting w: mj jones, daniela dimitrescu, jinx, piper milano, vex'ahlia de rolo

hayley marshall / vampire diaries / 33 / not aware

hayley saw all this going on and just decided to stroll through. she might not participate in much though. 

plotting w: klaus mikaelson, waver velvet

jacen solo / star wars / 27 / aware

jacen just wants to do whatever would make his family happy. so he’s probably following them around or trying to figure out presents.

plotting w: han solo, leia organa, winter celchu, josie saltzman, kira yukimura

james buchanan barnes / marvel / 32 / not aware

he does not want to go. at all. someone will need to literally drag him there. against his will. 

plotting w: emmeline vance, steve rogers, peggy carter, sharon carter, mark sloan, peter parker

joey jeremiah / degrassi / 21 / not aware

this isn’t really his thing but he’s going for the snowball fight and sledding. 

plotting w: cirilla “ciri” fiona elen riannon, emmett cullen

justin russo / wizards of waverly place / 26 / aware

justin loves the holidays. he’s buying gifts for the friends and family he has here. and he may be gathering gifts for the family that’s not here either just in case they show up. he’ll be doing ornaments, making gingerbread houses, and visiting the nutcracker ballet

plotting w: arcueid brunestud, alex russo

kate bishop / marvel / 23 / aware

kate loves this time of year. well now she does anyways. now that there’s no more family drama to ruin it so yeah she’s decorating she’s building a snowman she’s having the time of her life.

plotting w: cassie lang, yelena belova, ciri riannon, daisy johnson

kiara carrera / outerbanks / 22 / aware

catch her at every live music show. she lives for that kind of thing. and doing the polar plunge because why not

plotting w: katie gardner, eddie munson

lola / star wars / 24 / aware

while the holidays aren’t exactly new to lola, it’ll be the first time they felt like they could actually participate in things like these. so they will be buzzing around excitedly, trying out everything they can get into.

plotting w: rue bennett, leia organa, satine kryze, silco

lorenzo st. john / vampire diaries / 140 / aware

enzo is doing whatever bonnie is doing. lol someone drag him away so she can get presents. 

plotting w: victor nikiforov, auden west, eric northman, caroline forbes-salvatore

lucrecia montesinos hendrich / elite / 20 / aware

she’s feeling a little festive, happy that some friends have come back especially ones she thought she’d never see again. also she’s going to make one hell of a gingerbread house so sorry to anyone next to her. 

plotting w: mob, carla roson

missandei / game of thrones / 33 / aware

missandei doesn’t have much experience celebrating this holiday. but she does like to walk through and buy the cute hats and scarves and make her own hot chocolate. she certainly would love to see the ballet with someone. 

plotting w: blathers, drogon, daenerys targaryen

mouse honrada / pretty little liars: original sin / 18 / not aware

big events like this kind of scare her, something ingrained in her since she was little. but if someone can help give her courage and won’t leave her side! (or if someone does leave her unattended someone is welcome to help comfort her as she freaks out)

plotting w: noa olivar, rosemary winters

padme amidala / star wars / 27 / not aware

padme absolutely adores events like this. you’ll find her all over the winterfest. buying to support the vendors, participating in the events, attending the music nights and the nutcracker play of course. you might even find her out by the plunge if she’s feeling daring enough

plotting w: bail organa, leia organa, anakin skywalker, satine kryze, luke skywalker

penelope park / vampire diaries: legacies / 18 / not aware

honestly, penelope is kind of in the festive spirit. she’s going to make the heck out of some hot chocolate and ornaments. she’ll also be at the concerts of course and taking a pic with hot santa. 

plotting w: hope mikaelson, josie saltzman

rachel green / friends / 27 / not aware

rach wants a pic w hot santa pls and she’s going to the ice bar and making ornaments that will look like crap but who cares because she made it. she’s also buying gifts for the friends she’s made while here. 

plotting w: bela dimitrescu, abigail mckinnon

rosita espinosa / the walking dead / 31 / not aware

rosita probably isn’t going unless someone asks her to go lol

plotting w:

roxanne weasley / harry potter / 21 / aware

roxy wants to stir up some trouble so catch her ruining snowman building, snowball fights and the sled races whoops. but she’s also doing family shopping bcs my god there’s so many of them. 

plotting w: rose weasley, fred weasley, victoire weasley, george weasley

rue / the hunger games / 20 / aware

rue is very happily exploring the fest. they want hats they want the drinks, they might be a little timid about it but they also want to participate in the snowball fight and sled racing. they honestly want to do any and everything here. 

plotting w: stitch pelekai, jeremiah fisher, cato hadley

tara carpenter / scream / 19 / not aware

after the ball she’s a little nervous about going out to places but since it’s open and not in a building she’s going. she’s buying gifts and doing crafts. also might participate in some of the competitions. 

plotting w: renesmee cullen, esme cullen, elijah mikaelson, samantha carpenter

willa lykensen / disney’s zombies / 20 / aware

this is all so completely foreign to her. but she’s oddly into it? 

plotting w: addison wells

zack martin / disney’s suite life of zack & cody / 25 / aware

as cool as he tries to act, he’s actually feeling festive. he buys presents for his friends but he’s mostly into the competition and proving that he’s talented and tough. 

plotting w: maddie fitzpatrick, akie menzies, london tipton, josh washington, alex russo

[wanderinglcst]

(oscar isaac) [the caregiver]. Please welcome [Lachlan Ramirez(he/him)] to Huntsville, WV. They are an [44]-year-old [RESIDENT] who lives in [TOWN]. You may see them around working as a [science teacher]. Poor unfortunate soul. We’ll see if they survive.

Basics -

Name: Lachlan Ramirez

Nickname: Lach

age: 44

Occupation: Science teacher

Sexuality: Demi sexual

Dating: Paloma Ortiz

Children: Sofie Ramirez and Alma Ortiz-Ramirez

Originated from: California

FC: Oscar Isaac

+ reliable, patient, capable

- defeated, childish, suspicious

He was only supposed to be in town for three days to cover for one of the teachers in the high school, three days turned into 10 years in a blink of an eye. It was terrifying but he has since adjusted to this life, he met someone who he thought he was going to marry but she was attacked and died.

Lachlan is very squeamish for reasons he doesn't know but it's always been a thing. It makes it hard to be a science teacher and when biology rolls around, he'd rather skip it all together.

Has a daughter from a previous relationship, she lives with him in their little house in town. Her mother was killed when she was two years old by one of the monsters.

He doesn't mind teaching but there's some days when he would rather not and it can reflect in the quality of his teaching, but hey! They're stuck anyway and there's only so many time he can show the same video.

Is very easy to talk to but can be a bit on the edge due to the whole situation in town.

Once you get to know him, he will fully relax and you will see his real personality shine through. He's fun loving and always up for a good laugh. Really likes doing karaoke.

Is not a hunter, nor a gatherer as the thought of touching things like that turns his stomach. This stems from having to watch his girlfriend being torn to pieces while he hid with their daughter, he has never recovered from seeing that.

Possible connections -

Best friend/Confidant: Chris Winters & Vincent Lewis

Fellow teachers: Chris Winters & Luke Matthews

Kids he used to teach who stayed close to him: Josie Reigh

[kevin--of-desert-bluffs]

WTNV quick rundown - 67 - [Best of?]

This is a very interesting episode. For starters, we meet the previous radio host before Cecil, Leonard Burton who is voiced by James Urbaniak.

The sun is actually cold. It’s cold and empty and all is lost. Greetings from Night Vale.

Leonard informs us that this episode will be about the 'highlights' of Cecil's career from intern to tenure whilst Cecil is on holiday. Somehow he has clips of these broadcasts, beginning with a teenage Cecil.

Cecil's first broadcast was a live report of the very founding of NV itself (in 1745, as we learnt before). Lee Marvin (who turned 30 that day) was apparently there. He wore a soft meat crown and was apparently the leader of the rest of the group. Cecil sees nothing wrong or weird about this (where are you reporting to and from, Cecil?) and does the community calender before giving the broadcast back over to the Leonard of that time.

Cecil in his early 20's does a report about things being devastated by the aftermath of a blood-space war. Also, Lee Marvin is turning 30 and celebrating it by opening his seventh eye and incinerating people with the holy light which comes from it. In the children's fun fact science corner Cecil says he went to Europe and met Guglielmo Marconi, the inventer of the radio. The inventer of the radio, who had just invented the radio, an invention which Cecil doesn't understand and apparently...isn't using to make the show right then...this would put them in 1895 or so. Anyway I think Cecil had intercourse with this man who, quote, showed him 'all sorts of things'.

In 1934, a slightly disgruntled still an intern Cecil reports on a new years party. They apparently have so much champagne they're using it to fill pools, with compacted caviar as pool floats. Josie Ortiz (old woman Josie, as a young girl) is there doing magic tricks and telling minor prophecies. Lee Marvin turned 30 this year.

Cecil's first broadcast as a full-time radio host came during the height of America's involvement in WWII. NV apparently produced a lot of explosives during this time. Cecil says that Leonard had retired and that this is a proud day for him. He assures us that this is probably a proud day for his mother who has been hiding from him for decades. Cecil says that since noone can leave NV they can't actually join the war physically, but can do things like chant in Bloodstone circles which is really what will win the war.

Leonard finds some Fidelipac cartridges which he doesn't remember preparing. They look very old. The report is from Cecil about the destruction of their sister city, Nulogorsk. It is 1983 and the world is ending. Josie is now middle-aged. Lee Marvin just turned 30. Cecil laments that he never found a special someone to give his life meaning.

There is a static, then Cecil speaks again. It is 1983. Josie is holding a benefit at the Old Opera House (tickets are $100). Simone Rigaudeau, professor of Earth Sciences is experiencing both this reality and the one we heard about before and feels her mind shattering.

The last recording has a piece of duct tape on it in which someone has shakily written NO. He is reporting Leonard's awful, brutal death. Something with a lot of blood, with pulling and a snap and fingernails. Something that might attract Street Cleaners so everyone needs to hide. Cecil is absolutely devastated and traumitised by this event. Clinton is president. Lee Marvin is turning 30 and is also senior political analyst. Leonard is, rightfully, highly disturbed by this story.

Weather: "When Can I Say That I Love You" by Kyle Fleming http://soundcloud.com/kyle-fleming-7

Leonard deeply wishes on multiple occasions during this episode that change wouldn't happen and things would just stay the same.

Stay tuned next for less of the best and more of the same. It's been a pleasure to fill in this week, in my old job, Night Vale. Cecil will be back soon. Until then, this has been Leonard Burton.  And as always "See ya, Night Vale. See ya."