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Crack art idea: what if Jordan gets caught by the Wesker 2v8 bug.. what would they discuss while stuck together for an hour?

hate speech and death threats probably … they’ve been arguing for like 40 minutes at this point
#plus obligatory clingy dbd wesker on the side#i like to think if jordan was real in dbd he’d have voicelines specific to her like he does chris#or like how tiffany has some with chucky#her slamming pallets on his head and hes just like ‘playing hard to get doll !!?? ^^ lalalalallal’#instead of the usual JUST ACCEPT YOUR FATE.#anyway yeah these two are not discussing anything in a civil manner#birkin trying to just finish the game but hes.. hes stuck w that..#ik its 2v8 but ya no canvas space so ur only just getting the other few survivors. sorry everyone who gave a suggestion i just chose the#first 2#resident evil#oc x canon#fengshuioc#fengshuispeaks#resident evil oc#oc#biohazard#re oc#biohazard oc#dead by daylight#dbd#albert wesker#dwight fairfield#claudette morel#zarina kassir#jordan manalang#jordsker#thank you for the req! <3 ik its late but LMAO
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sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » the astronomer philosopher, the earth and the moon
#sas rogue heroes#sasrh:canonau#augustin jordan#eoin mcgonigal#paddy mayne#although it is true paddy orbits eoin like the moon does the earth (moreso after the first jump)#and that everyone knows theyre basically attached at the hip (however you wish to interpret that)#it is *also* true the more the sas wins and advances the more david is requesting paddys presence for important matters#(and *yes* david's quite sure LT mcgonigal can handle waiting outside the tent on his own paddy hes a big boy alright now get in there)#HOWEVER#paddy starts noticing that ACTUALLY eoin is not waiting on his own so much cause theres another fucking lieutenant#who keeps orbiting around almost like moth to flame#and its weird but its no big deal at first - eoin is a social guy anyways so it makes sense even if this ones french ?#(plus paddy keeps his one on one time so no notes there)#BUT#suddenly they're sharing looks and smiles and sort of digs at each other and paddy knows damn well the way eoin is teasing#and apparently frenchie goes along with it adding his own brand of *something* and what the fuck#and then it seems like they have almost inside jokes and sometimes paddy gets out of his stupid briefing#and jordan is walking away all too pleased and eoin is all to calm smiling up at him like he didn't just maybe spent an hour#talking to a fucking french of all people. THIS ONE french of all people.#but then eoin is very good at distracting him and hoarding his attention away from other things#especially when he grabs his arm to drag him to the piano#(and in truth what nags at paddys brain is that he doesn't *hate* this necessarily ?? even if the knowledge picks at his brain)#(it... gets his attention it makes him think and wonder and he gets a little grumpy sure cause thats his eoin BUT#he doesn't hate it necessarily. and *that* should be a problem or something)#anyways back with my all have two hands agenda !!! look how cute they look together !!!
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kara can feel the gods magic doing things, sparklez can feel balance shifting
#mcyt#captainsparklez#karacorvus#vhsmp#vault hunters smp#vault gods smp#marsh tries#before kara joined i imagine his go to for complaining about updates coming soon was iskall#bc hes convinced iskall is a vault god and knows about the updates#maybe is even directly responsible for them#iskall making jokes about nerfing him does not help his case#anyway with kara there is at least a chance she doesnt laugh at him about it and will play along#iskall thinks its funny when jordans being a wet cat about changes though and will laugh at him
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lowkey disagree with anyone who labels juan as stupid because of his oversensitivity, impulsiveness and rash personality (the three traits that heavily contributed to his own doom) and while he may not be as cunning as his siblings, he's certainly observant and has been predicting the game before it happens. he's also very aware of cesare's superiority over him which is why he keeps provoking him about being stuck as a cardinal. he recognizes cesare's insidious potential and how he's maneuvering him and their father. he realizes that cesare is planning to kill him and has clocked that there's something twisted going on between his brother and his "angelic sister." as david oakes says, "it proves that [juan] is sort of self-aware and probably hasn't had the best life." which is why i believe he doesn't bother to speak up knowing he'd be dismissed and gaslit despite being right. unlike cesare who's already their father's consigliere and whom their father believes even when he's lying (mostly to seize juan from the position he desires)... this shows that juan is not as naive as his family (and the audience) believes him to be and that he has a strength they don't give him credit for.
#i guess i tend to take issues who people who love to undermine characters either for uwufying/haterism purposes#(haterism from the fans for juan's case obviously)#anyway my point is that i personally don't think stupidity is a trait of his especially since the three siblings are naturally witty#aside from being all incestuous of course#idk like even in general because i feel that emotional traits never invalidate intelligence or even awareness#and obviously he's not a strategic person AT ALL hellooo most of his terrible acts come from lashing out and acting up before thinking#but surely keen on understanding of his surroundings and the intentions of those around him#the thing about juan is that his luck is always unfortunate but his character wasn't supported by the narrative either#and at times he gets used as a prop to hype cesare at his expense because god forbid he does something right#something the actor criticized himself. that's why neil gave the diseases that historical!cesare had (syphilis) to juan#i have a lot to add but i'm a bit lazy now so let's leave it here#the borgias#juan borgia#period drama#neil jordan#david oakes#tb text post
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Anaiya nodded. "We understand your reasons for disliking Elaida, even hating her. We do understand. But we must think of the Tower and the world. I confess I do not like Elaida myself. But then I have never liked Siuan either. It is not necessary to like the Amyrlin Seat. There is no need to glare so Siuan. You have had a file for a tongue since you where a novice and it has only roughened with the years. And as Amyrlin you pushed sisters where you wanted and only seldom explained why. The two do not make for a very likeable combination."
-The Fires of Heaven, Chapter 27: The Practice of Diffidence
Re-reading The Fires of Heaven has made me increasingly confident in the show's read of Siuan's character being book accurate (an opinion I originally articulated here). I always encourage re-reads of the books, but I would very much encourage re-reading The Shadow Rising and The Fires of Heaven specifically if you are doubting the choices the team made in episode 7.
Cause the thing is, Siuan's central character flaw- the one Anaiya is trying to gently cite above, the one on heavy display all throughout both books via Siuans treatment of those around her, is her complete lack of trust paired with a willingness to force and browbeats others into doing what she thinks is best.
It is, ironically, a trait she shares with Rand- both are unafraid to use their power (physical, magical, political- what have you) to make others obey, and both also are unwilling to demonstrate trust and good faith out of a fear of showing weakness. It's something born inherently of their shared insecurities about their respective positions of power- Siuan's young rise to the Seat and the fact that she is carrying on her conspiracy with Moiraine and Rand's belief that he isn't strong enough/good enough/hard enough to be the Dragon Reborn alongside the tendency of the people he cares about to get hurt or have their lives ruined by simple proximity to him.
Throughout both The Shadow Rising and The Fires of Heaven Siuan uses primarily tactics drawn form the same playbook that would later also lead Rand to disaster in the back half of the series: she comes to view those under charge more for their value to her agenda then as people she should be looking after, forcing Min to remain in the Tower against her will, refusing to make any effort to console or reassure those who care about Elayne (Gawyn, Galad, Morgase) that she is well, and engaging in many actions because their are expedient without regard for their moral implications (ordering Mazrim Taim's execution without trial, lying about Logain being set up by the Red Ajah, manipulation Logain so he has no choice but to follow along with her plan). And I don't think it's a mistake that many of those actions either lead to, or directly follow, Siuan's downfall in the Tower.
In fact, Siuan begins to make the turn in her character after encountering Mistress Tharne, which largely sets in motion Siuan's character arc for the remainder of the series: realizing that she can not force the word to conform to her will, not least of all because she is no longer the most powerful woman on the planet, but more over because it's wrong. Mistress Tharne's rough treatment of Siuan, her complete lack of respect or deference, is a wake call to Siuan that gives her empathy and understanding of the way she treated others when she held power. Much of her arc there after is about emphasizing that point, first as a stilled woman serving Aes Seadi, then as a restored but drastically weakened Aes Sedai.
In this way Siuan gets a taste of what it's like to be on the other side- forced and expected to obey, constantly fighting against a system rigged against her from the start, meant to keep her out of circles of power and away from the ability to make decisions as a woman who can not channel, and then as a Aes Sedai who does not stand high enough in the hierarchy. More over it gives her perspective on why things like the Oaths and the Tower's traditions matter- on the ways the Oaths protect ordinary people and the way Tower traditions like 'staying out of the business of other Aes Sedai' and 'respect secrets of individual sisters and Ajahs' help keep Aes Sedai working together and functional. But it's really her friendships, which she is able make on now even terms, with Nynaeve and Egwene, that help her gain empathy and understanding, and in particular allows her (via her mentorship of Egwene) to try and positively influence the Tower's future via reforms to make it more equitable, less mired and fractious and cracked.
As Amylrin, we're told, Siuan ruled by playing one faction in the Tower against another, widening the cracks between Ajahs and within them so that no one was able to effectively oppose her and her agenda- that is until someone came along who could rally support, to take advantage of those simmering frustrations and angers in order tear her down. But that person, Elaida, shared many of her faults and few of her virtues- instead of playing one faction against and brow beating, Elaida (with the Shadow's help) turned the Tower into armed camps ready to lash out at each other. Siuan's tendency (often cited by even herself) to send sisters to do penance on farms for opposing or annoying her, became Elaida using the same tool to humiliate and punish her enemies and using edicts to demote them to Accepted for being weak, and Siuan's precedent for keeping secrets and working around the Hall became Elaida plotting to kidnap Rand and 'make him supple' via Galina's embassy.
And it's a neat closing of the circle, the kind Jordan really likes to play with, that Siuan's redemption for this is her training of the woman who will replace both her and Elaida. Someone who will actually fulfill both women's ambitions of leading the Tower in the last battle- Egwene. Siuan's justice against Elaida is to help prepare an Amyrlin that will be more then either she or Elaida ever could- someone who will be free of their faults, who will be able to unite the Tower as both women dreamed of doing but never could- who can guide Rand and bind the nations to him, who can serve as a general of the Light strong enough to balance the worst of the Shadow. Siuan teaches Egwene how not to do the things she did, to fall into the traps that brought her down- the arrogance, the pride, the domineering, the compromises with her own morals- and it's that teaching which, in part, gives Egwene the ability to persuade the Tower that still saw her as a Novice....to raise her to Amyrlin of it's own accord.
Siuan still should have been allowed to kill Elaida though instead of the Suffa stuff, I will die on that hill.
#WoT#Wheel of time#WoT on Prime#Wheel of time on Prime#WoT Book Spoilers#TGS Spoilers#Siuan Sanche#Egwene al'vere#Rand al'Thor#wot meta#I'm stil baffled#months later about the reaction to Siuan's actions in episode 7#Part of that is a 'oh everyone says they support women's wrongs until their a little mean about it' but more then that#Complex situations without easy answers causing characters to make bad choices is a STAPLE of Jordan's writing#And what Siuan does is STILL not nearly as morally grey as what Rand and Moiraine do in that same episode via recrutiing Lanfear's help#anyways everyone should go back and re-read TSR and TFOH#their great#send tumble
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Jordan Li as a canon trans woman would have sucked but damn if she doesn't haunt me.
#to be clear i do not think the script could have handled the idea of jordan as wanting one thing over the other#but like. she's definitely a girl who was okay with being a guy but the 'okay' is slowly turning into dread and she is not handling it#her best friend/rival/brother-in-mentor actually does get it but he's gone and the only good part of being a guy went with him#she's only ambitious as a girl but can only achieve her ambition as a guy and also her school career is imploding.#projecting? me? of course not how could you say that#anyways i'm back on my genv kick. sorry in advance#jordan li#gen v
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lancer hot take GO
1. CRIMINALLY underrated as a key player in the narrative. so often in fan content, he’s relegated to comic relief when in reality his character arc is the fucking CO-FOCAL POINT of ch1 (alongside susie’s)
but where susie learns that opposition isn’t always the answer, and it can lead to her hurting people she loves, lancer learns that the authority figure in his life isn’t omnipotent and perfect and he can stand up for what he knows is just. he can question the adult in his life he can BE HIS OWN PERSON and he doesn’t have to feel like he’s not good enough. fuck. not personal or anything prommy (lying)
2. i think he should be allowed to KILL. queen will livestream it. shit would be funny as fuck
#fr though i rly hope toby does something w lancer either narritavely#or as a side thing about his recovery arc#because like. thats not the end right?#hes in a better situation now but what about the psychological effect of All That#even if you dont accept my/meatloaf’s hc#that spade always believed lancer to be the Prince Of Legend and thus tried to supress him#abusing him solely to circumvent the prophecy by removing a key player#the entire debacle on the rooftop at the emd of ch1 was traumatizing enough for lancer#i think he deserves to express the less cute/silly side of his trauma#maybe even do something DAMAGING#i understand and love susie despite what she did in ch1#i would understand and love lancer too if he made bad decisions or caused problems#as an expression of what he’s been through#because christ almighty he’s been so mature for so long#god damn#anyway#deltarune#jordan talks
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every time i listen toa podcast it’s like wow. nobody needed this
#they’re so fucking boring im sorry. being a celebrity does not inherently mean you rambling about meal deals or something for fifty minutes#is interesting. the only exception is the jordan Theresa podcast because that’s my big sister and anyway I watch it as a YouTube video
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this is the world's biggest ick to me but it must be said... Jordan li would be the mother fucker to interrupt your whole ass wedding with some stupid ass "I object"
#bee talks#was watching a different world and the shit pissed me off all over again#but it is suuuuuuuch a jordan thing to do#they think theyd never make you happy anyways#so they wont reach out when they hear you got engaged#they politely rsvp and buy half the shit on your wedding registry#cate luke andre watching them for months waaaaaaaiting for the crashout#while jordan is pretending theyre selfless enough to want whats best for you#cate and luke and andre sitting quiet af next to jordan whole time the vows are getting said#knowing this shit is abt to be sooooo ghetto#you start trying to say your vows and jordan cant even tolerate hearing the shit#you are NOT making it to does anyone object to this union
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This is what a funeral on Oa looks like. One of the Guardians of the Universe was murdered and is being put to rest within the Central Power Battery itself, becoming one with the energy that powers the Green Lantern Corps.
Green Lantern (2021) Issue #2
There isn't any emotional weight to this scene, largely because Koyos is some random Guardian of the Universe who was introduced in the previous issue and not a character with a long history like Ganthet or Sayd. Still, it does give us some insight into some of the practices of the Corps.
Notice the modified uniforms that John, Kilowog, and Guy are wearing. Earlier in the issue, John refers to this as "mourning dress." When you take into consideration the context of the Emotional Spectrum, it's rather symbolic that the funeral attire of a Green Lantern is almost all the color of death, with only hints of their usual green present. White, the color of life, is totally absent. Also the glowing sigil of the Corps on the chest being the only light amidst the darkness? Chef's kiss.
Now you may have noticed that Hal and Kyle look more like their usual selves (actually Kyle is wearing his post-Ion uniform but he changes his outfit so often I genuinely don't know if this was intended or a continuity error). They're not actually there, and are instead projecting constructs of themselves across the universe. Crazy stuff, though previous comics have established that this is something that GLs are capable of.
Now, Nemosyne's narration indicates that this is a funeral rite that is unique to Maltusians. Which does line up with the established canon that fallen Green Lanterns are usually interred in the Crypts of Oa- at least, the ones whose remains could be recovered and presumably weren't delivered to family.
Granted, that crypt did get emptied out during Blackest Night, so how cool would it have been if this kind of ceremony was now the norm for the Corps? Imagine if the Central Battery that is the source of the power they wield and the symbol they wear in life, is also the final resting place for those who make the ultimate sacrifice in service to the Green Lanterns' sacred oath. Becoming one with the willpower that charges their power rings, strengthening their family from beyond the grave.
#like jedi becoming one with the force#anyways I haven't even touched on the Emerald Space from the hal and pals run yet that deserves its own separate post#I am unconcerned with how canon any of this is bc DC themselves are so inconsistent with GL canon#like where did these guardians come from and why does anyone listen to them after the whole third army nonsense#kilowog#hal jordan#guy gardner#john stewart#kyle rayner#green lantern#green lantern corps#oa#dc comics
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Jordan and Wesk switch bodies for a day pt 2?
Re5 Edition!
Bonus Re5 Sketches that I did too, ignore how wonky they look:


#clearly jordan does not gaf about his pristine hair. how dare you!#he has a reputation to uphold and you got him running around looking like this😭😭😭#really struggled with these ones but i like how they turned out anyway#ESPECIALLY top left wesker holyyy#after this yk damn well wesker injected several weirdo viruses into her body#thank you for the req !! <3333#resident evil#oc x canon#albert wesker#resident evil oc#biohazard#oc#re oc#biohazard oc#fengshuioc#fengshuispeaks#jordan manalang#jordsker#resident evil 5#yea ever wonder why re5 jordans appearance is also crazy different like her personality shift??#wesker is to blame <\3 peak toxicity please break up
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reading wheel of time tells me a lot about robert jordan. one of the main things that jumps out at me is that he really doesn’t like big noses
#like i’m sorry but just cos mazrim taim has a big nose doesn’t mean he’s ugly#he just did it to ? what’s his name. the tairen lord who wants to be w lady caraline. i think his name is darlin#and then min went ‘but that laugh. a woman could forget his nose for that laugh’#BIG NOSES CAN BE BEAUTIFUL TOO#i’m so tired of many things RJ does but the big nose thing is so stupid. no defence for that either. it’s just stupid#anyway i KNOW mazrim taim & lord darlin are beautiful and not IN SPITE OF their noses. BECAUSE of them#also i’m on crown of swords so no spoilers pls#wheel of time#the wheel of time#mazrim taim#robert jordan#joely reads#.txt
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OH SHIT I CAN WRITE THAT SCENE I JUST GOTTA USE TOM.
#gotta have the Absence but jordan Would Not Fucking Think That Out Loud yknow#he does not have the emotional intelligence to do that. like inwardly. the thought is there but no its not#meh. tom deserves an installment anyway. just gotta figure out literally everything else abt it now
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watching 1998 trigun. intrigued by him
#I am 3 episodes in and I keep messaging jordan like wow vash is kind of silly and goofy this does not align with the version of him I’ve#gleaned from the dashboard. and all they can do is tee hee at me. So#media in the 90s is like. Time to draw every type of Gun that could possibly exist#anyways
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the world, and the soulbound
#syndisparklez#artists on tumblr#gkm arts#digital art#illustration#tom syndicate#jordan captainsparklez#captainsparklez#lafakiwi draws#does this series have a name yet.#mc: if we die the server dies#idk man theres.#listen i tried so hard to start with actual fanart but theres somethign very gay coded about this premise#anyway.#also inspired by double life#(first initial thought when watching bc im Completely Normal)#linked life fanart
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i've watched a lot of good films lately in an attempt to catch up with a bunch of movies that have come out recently, but talk to me was the best movie i've seen in a LONG time
#i put off watching it for so long because i was sure it was overrated + i'm generally not a fan of possession movies#(because so many of them try to be the exorcist and they will never be the exorcist. you know how it is)#but holy shit. genuinely a brilliant movie in every aspect of filmmaking + completely aligned with my personal taste#+ exactly what i look for thematically in possession and/or ghost movies#+ the absolute perfect balance between psychological and gory#and like i said SUCH a good cold opening#tbh i think it's a useful trick to know how to get your audience to buy into a supernatural premise from the very first scene#i think that takes some VERY effective + skillful writing and directing#and as someone who again typically does NOT like possession movies i usually end the movie NEVER buying into the story#not because i'm a 'skeptic' or whatever just because the writing doesn't do the work#but SCENE ONE of this movie i was so in it#anyway. movee of all time to me#also from the trailers etc i had thought that that fluffy yellow sweatshirt mia wears at the beginning of the movie was a bathrobe lmao#my first impression of what this movie was gonna be like was NOT correct#anyway 'recently' means in the past 2 years i guess?#actually maybe this post was a lie because i LOVED nope which was also just an absolute cinematic masterpiece#anytime i watch a jordan peele movie it's just like. this man is so far beyond any other filmmaker out there right now#it's almost unfair to watch lol like an olympic gold medalist running laps around a middle school track team#anyway ummm. yeah talk to me was good though
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