#jonno answers

[jonnolovesfob]

who are your best friends on here?

hi it’s been a HOT minute since i’ve been on tumblr and i’ve come back to this lovely anon

so my irl besties are @moth-lee and @lifesnotasecret20 :)

and my internet besties are @teethsoda @damage-incorp0rated @songbirds-sweet @regularmitch @msvengeancee & so many others!!!!!! but those are the ones i regularly keep on contact

dear anon, if you wanna be friends don’t hesitate to send me a message :)) i’ll prob be absent from tumblr a little while longer but ill be back eventually :)

[dan-cyril-kingston]

Top 5 hairy men

1. Henry Cavill

2. Jonno Davies

3. Chris Evans

4. Montgomery Clift

5. Hasan Piker

[chiropteracupola]

🐦‍⬛mothycompass crew?

🐦‍⬛ fursona?

these are going to be my own opinions only - nat surely has her own thoughts on the matter of their fursonas, but I shall leave that to her to answer upon! (alsos it's v late at night...)

luna: a moth obviously. one of those big fuzzy ones. or perhaps a kittycat... thinkin orange british shorthair with a bit of white under the chin. very round very soft.

moth: not a moth. I'm feeling maybe ferret? not so sure on this one. perhaps a bat?

matthew: if moth is a Little mustelid then matthew is a Big mustelid. let's go with a fisher.

goodfellow: hmmmmmm. some kind of grazing beastie. let's say exmoor horn sheep or some kind of blond moorland pony.

ronan: Seal Obviously. seal seal seal.

george: welsh springer spaniel. for his good vibes.

faith: sea otter 🦦

[stars-and-the-min]

☆ the wrong way to hard launch (13) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n don't you love it when your ex starts trying to get back in your life?

masterlist | last part | part 13 | next part

selinabui_news

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selinabui_news 📸 New Lina pics!!! Photos from Cami's instagram stories <3 tagged: selinabui

linasgirl4 the only cutie patootie to ever cutie patootie

2cami4lina my girls went on a date 🩷💜

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

INSTAGRAM

eb_jonno

liked by thomashoward and 212,948 others

eb_jonno when the touring part of tour starts to kick in tagged: emptybottles_official and lukaszhang

tommyhoward Never change Jonno 🤣 ↳ tina_kim @ tommyhoward what. the. fuck.

cameliazzz jonathan answer your phone

mrslukaszhang why does kas look so boyfie 🥰🥰🥰

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

Thomas Howard @THowdy · 3d Bucharest Baby!! 🤪 ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3d take that back FUCK YOU BETTER BE JOKING

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 1d Lina's ex-boyfriend, NFL running back Thomas Howard, is at Bucharest Night 1 of the TMD Tour. ↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 23h can she not catch a break--

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 16h Thomas Howard has been spotted at Bucharest Night 2 of the TMD Tour. This is the second show he's attended.

MESSAGES

from the phone of oscar piastri

TWITTER

↳ Oscar Piastri @OscarPiastri · 4m Flattered to know 😏 ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2m OSCAR???? ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3m SELINA FIGHT BACK @EB_selina

lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 13m i just bumped into kas and lina at my regular cafe... not even kidding like... i'm in shock ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 12m they're about to leave how do i function sjdnfskdfn ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 11m POTHO SCUERED DSJKFNSJKDFN

↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 7m STFU you got lina to take a photo of you and kas??? 😭 what was she like??? ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 4m she told kas to fix his face 💀 ↳ kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 1m i see he didn't listen

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 20h Thomas Howard has been spotted at Vienna Night 1 of the TMD Tour. Personally, I recommend they get a restraining order. ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 43m if he shows his face tonight, i will personally fly to vienna and kill him ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 24m my show is tonight, i am willing to take one for the team

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h personally, i think it's insane that oscar is in monaco wakeboarding ot some shit and lina is freezing her ass off on the other side of europe fighting off her ex ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h OSCAR DO SOMETHING! HELP UR GIRL!

helen @helenjamie32 · 4h vienna n2 empty bottles fans... you have one job... we're gonna get that woman to sing something like hurt my feelings by tate with her ex in the crowd ↳ helen @helenjamie32 · 4h LET LINA BE MESSY!!! LET HER BE TOXIC!!! SHE DESERVES IT!!! IK SHE'S ON THIN ICE, SHE CAN SWIM ↳ helen @helenjamie32 · 4h you don't understand, i think i NEED her to say "she's got you right now, but i'm still on your mind" I NEED NEED NEED IT

TMD Tour News @EB-TMDTour · 18m The audience encore song for Vienna N2 was 'People Watching' by @ conangray. The band played a surprise second encore song of 'hurt my feelings' by @ tatemcrae afterward. #TMDWorldTour ↳ jules 🌿 @juliiaapxp · 8m @helenjamie32 oomf... what's it like being the oracle of apollo ↳ helen @helenjamie32 · 4m THRILLING SO FUCKING THRILLING AHAHA

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 20m that was the biggest gag ever omg. selina bui, rip ur social media forever but it was so so worth it 10/10, do it again ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 19m changing the last lines? *chefs kiss* never change girlie, oscar u hit the jackpot with this one ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3m "YOU wear MY number but SHE'S got what you like"??? we're planning the pr funeral but u slayed that, fck media training @EB_selina we're all hootin' and hollerin', u did so good with that baby

EB Bar @theemptybottlesbar · 14m want u so bad, baby, hurt my feelings... 🙄

↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 12m absolutely LIVING for the attitude, the sarcastic delivery was so cathartic ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 11m YOU WEAR MY NUMBER, GUESS I'M STILL ON YOUR MIND

INSTAGRAM

selinabui_news

liked by piastri_lina and 10,284 others

selinabui_news 17.05.24 | Lina spotted at Vienna International Airport. She's flying to Bologna, Italy ahead of the Emilia Romagna Grand Prix 💕 tagged: selinabui

piastri_lina oscalina reunion loading...

mrslukaszhang she's so happy 🥺 ↳ moonbeamlina @mrslukaszhang lmao she hates us (jk)

marie_h.sb she looks so thrilled to have verbally eviscerated her ex in front of a crowd of thousands and then immediately fly off to see her bf. she's straight-up thriving <3

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf @eiaaasamantha @sp1rl @destinyg237

[a-suspicious-lack-of-bagel]

and I'll do it again! get booped nerd (affectionate)

@a-suspicious-lack-of-bagel excuse me. bagel you just booped me 16 times. you bastard (affectionate)

[pinkbelugacollective]

december solicits out soon, so we'll know if this san fran shit a red herring or nah. i do not think jonno's ready to be a west coast avenger super, but i DO think he gotta get the fuck outta metropolis. boy you don't got shit to do there except be sad as shit. get a new job, a new name, a different wig even. maybe gamorra is the answer.

[spider-jaysart]

(If you’ve already answered this question then just ignore)

Baby super sons headcanons

@camo-wolf

Ooooh Yesss! Baby Supersons!!

Sometimes in their respective houses, baby Jon will steal Lois' phone, while Damian steals Bruce's and then they go hide some where in their house with it so that they can talk to eachother all day (until the battery runs out and they finally decide to give it back to them)

Sometimes Clark, Lois, and Bruce will dress both Damian and Jon up in matching outfits or pj's and take cute pictures of them for memories. Damian would get frustrated whenever they try to put the adorable matching outfit on him, so he would always try to make it difficult for Alfred and Bruce, even his brothers to put it on him by running all over the house or by throwing the clothes everywhere in the room. Though, they would always somehow get him to wear them in the end. And Jon is the one that just willingly let's Clark and Lois simply put the cute outfits on him

Damian had to be the one to teach Jon that he's actually supposed to wash his hands after using the bathroom, after finding out that the young half Kryptonian never does it at all when he should, since little Jonno didn't know it was a thing that was supposed to even be done at all

Other heroes love it when Bruce and Clark bring baby Damian and Jon to JL meetings, since they just adore the adorable young two

So you know how in some comics when Damian used to be in the League and him and Talia would dress the same sometimes? Well Talia would used to do that with him a lot when he was a baby too

Damian doesn't like it when other kids try to use his crayons for drawing at all, since he doesn't like people touching his stuff and because sometimes they'll run around with it and break it. Jon is the only one that he actually lets use them though, since he trusts him to use them like how they should be used and because that's his best friend

Jon and Damian both will sometimes dress up in costumes and play pretend, Jon pretending to be Superman and Damian pretending to be Batman

Jon, being the hugger that he is, likes to always cuddle Damian during their napping times

They both tried to walk in their parents shoes one time since they wanted to try them on, Jon trying to walk around in Lois' high heels, since he couldn't reach Clark's, while Damian was wearing Bruce's office shoes. And since they were adult sized, they didn't fit their little feet at all, making them look very big on their baby feet. Clark, Lois, Alfred, and Bruce all later caught them in the act and took a photo of the adorable moment

When they were 6 years old, Jon let Damian paint his face one time, since Damian had said that he wanted to practice drawing on people's faces. Damian later took Jon with him downstairs to proudly show off his masterpiece to Bruce. Bruce in response was shocked by what he had done to the little half Kryptonians face and couldn't help but laugh, since it was so unexpected. He quickly stopped himself though, since Damian started to look a little disappointed by the reaction and ruffled his son's hair, telling him that he did great. Alfred then immediately took Jon to go wash his face off, right after Dick took a quick picture of Jon to show it to Clark and Lois later of course

Thank you very much for the ask!! This was really adorable to do!💙💖💙 :D

[wheresjonno2023-complete]

So yesterday it seems by a narrow margin we were willing to let Jonathan cross the picket line to rescue the First Mate of the Demeter from a watery grave. The subsidiary poll by a much wider margin says he did this in crab form (carcinize that boy!) which makes sense I suppose because Water. The second best option was that it was the version of him that's running full tilt across the Bay of Biscay and may now be in the English Channel. It would mean a detour of several hundred miles, but that's no worse than Lublin and it's for a good cause. Either way, it seems he has got his Sea Legs.

Looking at some other non-Where's Jonno polls, if he's been rescued/kidnapped by Dr. Who it does seem like it's the version played by Peter Cushing (I did say it was the correct answer) followed by Paul McGann (dressed for it) and Rowan Atkinson. All very good options. Nobody voted for James Darren (the time traveling Dr. Tony Newman from The Time Tunnel) or Luke Perry (Inspector Spacetime from Community) which is fair, I just think I am funny. To the one person who voted Michael Jayston... come here I just wanna talk. And possibly read that fic.

As to the question of his recovery from Brain Fever you guys seem to agree it's to be able to read Mina's emails, which, fair. I would also recover from Brain Fever to read Mina's emails.

It just occurs to me that I shoulda put the First Mate as an option on the Mina shipping poll. But I guess if he's rescued by crab!Jonno then that's a Jonathan lives scenario and the question is moot. Although from the way y'all are voting it seems it may be moot even if he's dead. (Will Mina still want him once he's been carcinized? Who can say!)

I figure no one is disappointed I didn't put Lucy's mother on that poll, but you never know

[4uru]

My Bangladeshi queer story's first chapter. I haven't decided on a name yet. But here you go. (It has untranslated Bangla sentences)

Tagging some bangali mutuals: @rone-do-please @mylovelyme @cult-of-the-eye @heavenwontbethe-same (tell me if you want on or off the taglist)

Enjoy

Chapter 1: The snake and the mongoose 

Lalon Chowdhury thought he was straight, until he found himself with his face buried in the crook of Sunny Bose’s neck.

He was kissing the other boy like he was starving.

And maybe he was. 

“Shaala, thambi tui?” Sunny laughed. God the sound was so fucking infuriating. Lalon could feel the laugh on his lips as it vibrated through the throat he had his mouth on. He wanted to dig his nails in Sunny’s skin.

He pulled off, rested his forehead against Sunny’s and tried to catch his breath. A hand rested against his jaw.

“So, now what?” 

Asholei, now what? 

“Oi, bolbi kisu tui?” Sunny asked. Lalon couldn't answer. He didn't know how to.

***

(3 weeks earlier)

Lalon hated Sandeep Bose.

The fucker got 48 on Physics written part. Lalon got 45. he had begged Hashem Sir. But his cries fell to deaf ears. He knew he deserved 48 too. Only if Shafayet Sir checked his copy too along with Sandeep’s. He hated Sandeep, he hated Hashem Sir and he hated this godforsaken school. And wanted to burn this place to the ground. Sometimes he day-dreamed about it. He would burn this place in the dead of night. All the pain, all the frustration would turn to ash along with the flashy fake accolades. 

“Kire? Aibaro kom paili naki?” the snake asked. Sunny. Roll 3. Sandeep Fucking Bose. Lalon stretched the most looking genuine smile he could muster up at that moment. He tried to make it reach his eyes. but the blood rushing past his ears made it hard. 

“Hae re, iktu’r jonno miss.” he clenched his fists into tight balls. He wanted to fight Sunny. He was waiting for one valid trigger.

“Thak, baad deh. Chill out, you still got A+, bro." Sunny slung his arm around him and sat back on the bench.

“So what? I deserve at least 47” Lalon gritted out. He felt like a fussy toddler.

“You know this school is trash, bollam na? baad dey!” 

One more period left. Forty more minutes and he could go home, crash in his not so soft bed and melt on it faster than ice-cream under the summer sun. 

Forty more minutes.

“Sir, iktu ashte pari?” a student asked, the boy was stading by the door wearing the house leader sashe. He was from the Bangla version, Lalon couldn't remember his name.

Hashem sir gave the boy permission to come in. 

“Ami Math club er pokkho theke eshechi, amader ekti Quiz protijogita hotel jacche, agami shonibar. Amar kache form ache, ei form ta akhon niye bhorat lore nam dite paro. 

Toh tomader moddhe jara jara icchuk quiz e nam dite, 1:00 er shomoy 718 no room e chole esho. form ta joma neyoya hobe, o aro details jante parba” 

Lalon felt Sunny tense up beside him. He wondered if Sunny knew what Lalon was thinking. He would have one more opportunity to beat Sunny. Lalon struggled with maths alot. But Beating Sunny is enough motivation to carry him through it.

Lalon took the application form. And started to fill it out. 

He didn't need to win. He just needed to beat this Harami Sunny. 

[jonnolovesfob]

Fav pics of each FOB member!!!

ok i’m gonna do two per member because i love them but no one wants to see like 24 pictures

PETE

PATRICK

JOE

ANDY

FULL GROUP

[billybatsonz]

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୭୧﹕ıllı〻⚡﹐Name: Billy Batson﹒♡ꜝ﹕✿

୭୧﹕ıllı〻🐅﹐Pronouns: He/They, Thun/Thunde/Thunder/Thunders/Thunderself, Paw/Paws/Pawself and Tig/Tigs/Tigris/Tigself﹒♡ꜝ﹕✿

୭୧﹕ıllı〻🎒﹐Age: 14﹒♡ꜝ﹕✿

୭୧﹕ıllı〻🎂﹐Birthday: December 23th﹒♡ꜝ﹕✿

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୭୧﹕Ꮺ🐝〻﹐Hello!! I'm Billy, i did this account since some people from my highschool are also around here so i've decided to do one too!! Don't feel shy to say hi! (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧﹒♡ꜝ﹕✿

୭୧﹕Ꮺ📻〻﹐I have a radio show and sometimes do a podcast on highschool! I am known as Whiz Kid!! I also can answer questions on radio if you send me an ask specifically saying to read it on radio!﹒♡ꜝ﹕✿

୭୧﹕Ꮺ🌙〻﹐I reside on a dorm by myself, so i turned into my own 'hideout'! If you ever have any difficulties on translating ANY language, come to me! I know alot of languages, so i will be able to help you if you need help with homework for that. Or history homework, especially if it's Greek history!﹒♡ꜝ﹕✿

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This is a High School AU created on a Discord server by a friend of mine! Everyone still has their powers and are still heroes/vigilantes, but this will mostly focus on Billy's experience on highschool– and also his struggles –instead of his hero life.

My main account is @yaeklore! Which means i like and follow stuff from there!!

Anyways here are all the other people in the RP:

@roboticguy

@jaimereyesbug

@jonno-kent

@dameswayne

@barthallan

@mikael1256

@dukealicious

@luke-the-loogie

@totally-tim-drake

@percieve-me-dont-forget-me

@midrew

@maya-nobody-ducard

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

Wow that as fast lol love the answers!

1: is there any modern comics that is canon in your universe? Like the recent action comics with the blue earth moment? Can see Chris having a problem with them for not being from earth.

2: would chris be the last Zod alive in your universe? Or would he be able to extend the bloodline with thara? Orrrr for drama/sadness, he ends up sacrificing himself to save his “real” family the Els.

3: don’t know if I ask this earlier, (except the duo didn’t exist question) what would it take to retire the duo?

4: maybe a nsfw question, skip it if it is, was there a plan to ship them together like a couple? Like how some ppl ship the super-sons together?

5: in their phones, what’s their family/friends contact names? Like just regular mom or mama Lois 👩🏻 for Chris

6: when taking a picture/selfie what silly face would they do?

1) Well as of recently because of the positive buzz about Beast World I got from a mutual or two, I might incorporate that with Chris and Jake no doubt being caught up trying to prevent Garro spores from entering into people in Bludhaven let alone themselves. Mar’i and Jake I can definitely see being wowed when Kory freed their Dad via luring the spore out but then crushing it with her teeth, preventing her from transforming while Dick was cured. I can definitely see Chris and Jake being there for their friend Jasper as not only is there the obvious with his Dad but also he’ll need their aid in preventing his mother Rae from being possessed by her dark self.

I haven’t been able to check out what’s going on in Action Comics so far (mainly I’ll pick it back up once Jon is restored to his proper age but I digress) but from what I can look up, the Blue Earth Movement are most definitely gonna be adapted as regular adversies for both Chris’ family and Jake’s too given their whole Human Supremacy shtick. Especially since in my own canon, Bludhaven has a sizable population of Tamaranean immigrants

2) In the future of this world…I can see Chris and Thara finally being wedded together and having a child or two together so neither Dru nor Chris would be the last of the House of Zod biologically speaking.

Though Chris might be identify as a Zod by birthright, he still proudly accepts his adoption into the House of El by Clark and Lois

3) I can only see them permanently retire once in their older ages when maybe their powers are beginning to dampen, they leave behind successors they trained for the ways of super hero work if they feel like stepping up, and the have fulfilling lives with their respective true loves

As for temporary retirements like you’d see if they’re kids and the like, likely if an internally traumatic and painful event in their lives happens with their inability to stop it or even moreso if it’s their fault somehow. Of course these retirements only last so long before the call of duty comes for them in form or another and don their costumes once again.

4) Oh No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

No

I have seen how naughty (and in my complete honesty Perverted) fan artists and writers take that sort of ship and it makes me queasy, especially if they don’t even have the tact or foresight to age up the characters involved.

So yeah, no way I’m ever shipping Chris and Jake romantically. At the very most platonically as very close best friends but that’s the line I’m gonna have to draw

I don’t wanna invite those certain people to my little silly stupid fanon thingy, thank you very much.

Now…NOW if someone does ship them romantically in an age appropriate, family friendly, childhood crush with completely averting any to all intensely naughty and lewd acts, then I can respect them. Just not it for me personally

5) Chris;

Mom Lois

Dad Clark

Big Bro Kon

Lil Bro Jonno

Auntie Kara

Cousin Kenan

Jakey Best Buddy

Mar’i Big Sis of Best Buddy

Mrs Kory

Mr Grayson

Tim Best Robin

Cass Best Batgirl

Mr Bruce Wayne

Jake;

Momma

Daddy

Big Sis

Uncle Timmy Best Uncle and Best Robin

Uncle Jay

Auntie Cass

Grandpa Bruce

Chris Best Buddy

Jonno Lil Bro of Best Buddy

Konner

Mr Clark

Mrs Lois

Uncle Gar

Auntie Rae

Jasper , 2nd Best Buddy

Uncle Vic

Uncle Roy

Uncle Wally

Irey Sis of Jai-Jai

Jai-Jai

Auntie Donna Best Auntie

6) Hmmmm Maybe Either Goggly Eyes with their mouths wide open all crazily OR the Grumpy Cat look

Your asks are always appreciated here @pin-crusher2000

[yallemagne]

I’ve just read all of Orice and I have to say, it’s honestly one of the best things I’ve read in recent times… my heartache when I couldn’t press “next chapter” was real I feel sweet Jonno is now out of reach behind a door in which i cannot offer him a comforting hold SWEET BABY . This is to say; I look forward to more! 10/10

Thantkyoutkntankanthantkyo

I saw this when you asked it but it wouldn't have been good to answer and get that ego boost at 3 am.

THanKYOU so much. I can't imagine reading all of it in one go, what is up with y'all /j. Don't worry!! A new chapter might come out soon. Don't be worried by my use of "might" and "soon" I'm just on a bit of a writer's block for Orice. My brain would like to do anything but finish the next chapter for some reason. But I'll power through for you anon! So you can hold the sweet baby.

[losergames]

update - 1st jan '23

happy new year all! ✨

i can't thank everyone enough for the crazy and overwhelming response after the first demo drop in december! honestly nuts to see the reception chop shop has been getting lmao and i can't thank you guys enough!!! thank you so much for playing!!

STATUS: CH .04 is still in development, slow starting as i had a writing break in december. it is currently standing at 6k. given the wc for previous chapters (around 30k), i am about 1/5th of the way through. CH .02 + 03 are still in their second editing phase.

the total word count is currently standing at 106k.

AN: there's not much to comment on from my end. the blog will be quiet as i continue to write, but i will still continue to answer asks! i will hopefully start sharing art wips and other concept development as the game grows.

we now have some portraits for KJ, Jonno and Natasha - some of my favourite side characters introduced in CH. 01 - go check them out!!

thank you for your support! 💗🏁

[funforahermit]

If you were casting a play or film remake and Rhys and Tony were going to be the leads, what play or remake that you know would you use and which role would you give each of them?

That is such an excellent question, I love it to bits!!

I'm gonna think about it for a long time to come, because I'm sure I can come up with other interesting ideas, but for right now my answer is gonna be this:

The Truman Show with Rhys as Truman and Tony as Christoph.

Seriously, the more I think about it the more perfect it is. Back in 1998 the role of Christoph triggered the first major celebrity crush of my adult life. And I can picture Tony in it *perfectly*. Pacing back and forth deep in thought while everyone's frantically searching for Truman, then stopping and saying "Cue the sun". The zoom shot of him standing in the window of the moon at the start of the talk show. Him with a towel around his shoulders, tenderly petting the giant screen with a sleeping Truman. Getting angry and demanding they turn up the wind. The end with him saying "You belong here. With me", kind of still arrogantly but also desperately. I can picture all of it with Tony's face instead of Ed's as if that version really existed.

And Rhys!!!! I mean wow. He would bring his own spin and improvisation to the role of Truman, come up with his own catchphrase and mannerisms (although I can imagine him doing the "good afternoon good evening and good night" exactly like that too), and prove left right and center why the world would want to watch this man 24/7 and find it entertaining. He's technically a bit old perhaps, because how tragic (and unrealistic maybe? Eh who cares.) would it be if he only escaped his fake life at almost 50??! But still. Wow.

I would cast Jonno as Marlon, obviously.

I LOOOOVE this question. Thank you!!

[poisonedyouth]

if you get this answer with your top 5 music artists and send it to the last 7 people in your notifications <3

hey jonno!

i did this here, so im gonna take this opportunity to add more to the list lmao

My Chemical Romance

Palaye Royale

Pierce The Veil

Bad Omens

All Time Low