#jolly 2

[valeron99]

My heart is pierced by Cupid

I disdain all glittering gold.

[evilrwbyfan]

mini out of context comic i thought of that i will not be sharing my ideas for

[princesssmars]

hockey player!abby, skier!reader, and those stupid olympic beds. slight nsfw.

it was no secret to anyone that you and abby had a very healthy relationship. you fit together like two pieces of a puzzle, compatible mentally, emotionally, romantically…

and physically. definitely physically.

it only took a month after your first time together for her teammates to start teasing her, pointing out the purple marks trailing up and down her body in the locker rooms, how her mood has somehow gotten even more chipper, not to mention that time some frat dickhead flirted with you at a party and you showed up to a game the next day with abby’s custom jersey on a slight limp in your step…

it got to the point where just your presence at a practice pulled abby’s attention in like a black hole, the blonde constantly checking to make sure you were in the same spot and waving cutely at you before getting slammed by someone she was supposed to be guarding against. after a few times her coach had to temporarily ban you from coming, or at least wearing the ugliest piece of clothing you owned if you came.

so yes. everybody knows you’re both very satisfied.

now, when you picked up your phone and saw five missed calls from abby in the span of ten minutes in the middle of the day, it’s safe to say your heart nearly dropped out of your ass. pressing the call back button and holding the device up to your ear, nothing but the worst scenarios fill your mind until her fast breathing fills your ear.

“babe, oh my god! why didn’t you pick up!”

“abs what’s wrong, are you okay?” you try to keep your voice steady, knowing that your panic will only make her panic which would be the worst thing if she was in an actually dangerous situation.

“no i’m not okay. is it true about the beds? please tell me it’s not true.”

you can hear two of her teammates giggling in the bathroom and it takes everything in you to not hang up and the phone spend the next month at your own place.

“what….abby what beds?”

“at the games! the olympics! jamie said the ones in milan are gonna be cardboard. and that they had a ban on. well, yknow.”

you let out a long sigh, clearly a loud one if the increased laughter in the background of the call is anything to go by. you pinch the bridge of your nose and try your best to act sane.

“yeah, babe, they’ll probably be cardboard. but there’s no ban of sex, that were just some temporary covid restrictions in tokyo. don’t think one would work, anyway. thousands of hot athletes in a single village? let’s be serious.”

halfway through your explanation she lets out a relived sigh joined by a ‘oh thank god’, a plethora of laughs and faux kissing noises drowning out her voice.

“ugh, you two are so whipped.” jamie’s voice pipes in from the background, abby groaning with the tell tale sound of fake slapping ringing from your phone.

“why don’t you tell jamie to keep her mouth shut and worry about how her girlfriends had her in the doghouse for three week?”

abby cackles on the other side of the phone, pestering her teammate for answer before you hear the sound of her stomping away, the other girls following after her.

“gosh, thanks for that. they never stop pestering me about you. whatever, they’re just jealous i got to you first. and that i’m not sharing.”

your heart warms at her possessiveness, always giddy when she shows clear affection towards you. “aww, you’re cute. tell me when your practice is over and i’ll pick you up, take you to get some pizza and i’ll spill all of the drama i learned last week.”

“you’re the best. buttt now that i know there’s no ban, maybe after pizza we can start warming up for our post game activities.”

“abs, the games are two years away.”

“i always say practice makes perfect!”

last month i had a whole fantasy played out of abby and reader competing together in paris and having sweet ‘we’re in love and olympic champions’ sex before i realized their sports are winter olympics. which are in milan. 2026. i’ve never been the brightest.

[jollycryptid]

Redaar's Wonderful Time In The Lowland Shore. He loves it there :)

[qwakque]

falalalala la la la la

[raayllum]

but yeah rayllum strolling into the starscraper like "yeah we want this super secret powerful weapon so we can kill an imprisoned elf. yeah he's totally evil we promise. we have his prison in your bag. also can you give us your equally rare gem stones to free these three other elves + human who looks like a dark mage, who we promise are totally not evil. we also have their prisons in our bag. yeah the same bag. you're 100% gonna give us the stuff, right?" is funnier to me than it should be

[braindos]

🎄Officially Christmas for me and I can finally post this ^_^ feeding the starving scamster shippers for Christmas (me)

[soaring-trash]

A lil Caduceus + bonus tinier Caduceus

[rychlastrela]

Ok so I feel like I can never do it justice but this is a running blind fanart. congrats on the kudo thing @thetriggeredhappy my guy your work has made irreversible damage to my brain and I will never forgive you.

I know Sniper looks a bit like a horse but I was too lazy to fix his eyes...

[omnicpng]

🍭🎀

[jollybone]

Soap tends to pass out on Ghost when he’s drunk :) He never does it if Ghost is not with him though. Ghost pretends that he’s annoyed by it but actually thinks it’s cute that Soap only does it on him.

click for better quality

[steamclouds]

They are on a date!

Study of Leyendecker's Golf or Tennis?

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

What a difference 63 years makes juxtaposition of Fiat 500 D Jolly, 1960, by Ghia & Castagna Milano Tender 2, 2023. The Milan-based coachbuilder have revealed the second generation of the Fiat 500-based "Tender" series that reference the 500 Jolly models of the 1960s. The Tender 2 is based on the 500e so is fully electric with a single front-mounted electric motor producing 117hp 

[foolsocracy]

how it feels to have lived through this past week

[jollycryptid]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

Fashionably late but anyways here's Redaar & Kittra.

[ripplefields]

digital snow day