#joker ♧

[joker-of-clubs]

i don't always get treated like the scum of the earth for being disabled but when i do it makes me want to maul someone

[solas-solace]

No shade to solas but our aesthetics are Not the same even if we match in a lot of ways

[joker-of-clubs]

pls he hasnt threatened to kill me in the woods for at least an hour im goinh into withdrawals

I dont even have a harley in any of my canons but I am rescueing those in need of Better Jokers

[the-muppet-joker]

Greetings Homosapians.

Is there anyone there? Is anyone left on Tumblr? Tumb er dot com. Webbed site, hashtag! I am the JOKER! I AM THE JOKER! I AM THE JOKER! Hi Ho, Kermit the Frog, here! Muppet the Hole, here! Don't be so coy. You can call me Croaker! You can call me! Don't be so coy.

Kermit. Joker. Bro Strider. Adam. Vriska. Dark Eve. Jesus is sleeping. Applejack is awake.

♤♡◇♧

DNI:

The Muppet Joker. I am scared of what I have created and will close my eyes when posting from now on so I am not harmed by my own hubris

Emos and those who indulge in the Chemical Romance. You people are sick

Minors, people over 30, and people who are 25. That is the age of arrogance

People who have a gemini moon in their astrological chart. You people are sick

People who were raised Lutheran

Twitter users

Tumblr users

Testosterone users. Just kidding love you Trans Genders OwO glomps you :3

People who identify with either binary gender. It's 2024 grow up and be Nonby (Short for Non Binary)

Those of you who do not understand the intellectual depths of Homestuck or misunderstand its themes... looking at you Karkat x John shippers

Mr. Strange. You may look at my blog but only when I am offline. If I catch you being online at the same time as me... *I evil smile and you get scared* I'LL MUPPING KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!

Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Heh.

Run while you can.

[bepoucorp]

two questions ☆

1. are there any specific rules to the pfp contest? characters one must have or colors?

2. do you have any tips on drawing the poker's hair and Batemans mask?

-♧

nope! no specific characters + colors! just as long as it's batman related its fine! (if you have more questions about it check the #server-pfp-contest-★ channel! or send me another ask LOL)

as for tips... uhhh... be loose when you draw joker's hair? when I draw his hair in like 3 parts? and I follow the widows peak of his hair to help with this

batman is like,, so hard for me to draw LMAOO i say the same thing tho,, it's a lot of shape language and whatever that i cant explain? his mouth/chin area is heart shaped tho!

made a diagram LMAOO,, hope this helps? my process of drawing them always changes if im being so fr

[bronxdogs]

˚୨୧₊♱ Goth guys × gotham guys ₊♱

Tiziano & Scualo Addams + The joker and his harlequin ♥︎◇♧

They look adorable in their roles

[lovinggreeniehours]

CAN THESE PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME CRY ALREADY

you sweet little angel i would give you the world

[throwaway9-11-2001]

i hate tumblr

it's like the extremely deformed and gay little brother of reddit, and reddit is already deformed and gay asf.

I came here for the-muppet-joker account because i saw a video about him on tiktok.

Fuck you @the-muppet-joker.

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[yandere-veronica]

Hi, we are four (potentially more?) alters in a subsystem.

On this blog:

◇ Veronica (they/she, Veronica + JD fictive from Heathers, talk tag #you were meant to be mine)

♡ Trinity (they/them, Trinity fictive from the Matrix, cat android robot)

♤ Fen'Harel and ♧ the Joker at @solas-solace

Other info: irl yandere, adult, antipsych, anticapitalist, adhd, aplatonic, aroace, npd+ppd+avpd. not kff we're Veronica JD Trinity Joker Solas real. We don't get super explicit or anything but we will be nsfw/kinky.

Minors dni

I want the fictionkin community to be revived so I post a lot in those tags. If you're fictionkin, you should too! If you think being kin with a character means you relate to them rather than you are them, you should not. But if you also want the kin community back, please please please please please I am begging you we need to build it up together we can do it take my hand we will fix it post all your experiences and essays and memes and inane bullshit related to being fictionkin we can't just bitch about kff we have to rebuild please please the bricks are our kinposts and the mortar is our interactions we can do it we can do it if you think I'm spamming drown me out

Sourcemates (including doubles) and all kin and fictives welcome to interact! Alterhumans in general welcome to interact! Systems, fictionkin, factkin, otherkin, therians please interact! I love you and I want to hear from you ♥️

I also post a lot of yandere/yanderecore things, personality disorder stuff, aspec experiences (particularly how aspec interacts with everything else), and general anticapitalist and antipsych things!

I won't post discourse but I am pro endo and find anyone who isn't distasteful. And if you're antiship, then, well. *puts sunglasses on* You'll find me distasteful.

I will not be policing interactions and if you choose to interact with me, you do so at your own peril. I know a lot of people out there will think I'm horrible, I know I'm on a lot of dnis. Use your block button, it's there for a reason. I'm really quite sweet unless you're a dick to me though!

Main: @slimebasedsys

[sweetly-sicken]

A Lamb In Wolves Clothing Chapter 1 WIP

Chapter 1

"No one knows what is on the other side of a playing card." - Jose Hernandez

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As Law stood at the entrance of the Donquixote Pirates' Hideout, the bombs strapped to his body. He clenched his fists, trying to push down the numbness and rage that consumed him. Not long ago he was enjoying a festival with his family in the beautiful White City Of Flevance. But now everything had changed. His family was gone, his home destroyed, and all he had left was anger and a desperate need for revenge.

He took a deep breath and knocked on the door, his heart pounding in his chest. The door creaked open revealing a tall, menacing figure standing before him. " What do you want, kid?" the pirate asked, eyeing the bombs strapped to Law's body warily.

Law's voice was steady as he spoke, " Let me join your crew." "I want to destroy everything that i see, Towns, people, even cities. I want to destroy them all." "I grew up in the White City - Flevance, It won't be long before i die, I'd like to cause as much destruction as i can before i do."

As the menacing figure laughed a cruel laugh, a shiver ran down the spine of the newcomer. The figure spoke with a chilling tone, "Welcome to the Family. Names Donquixote Doflamingo."

As Law is taken in, he finally gets to see the weird and colorful "Family" that he has joined. To say the least, these pirates are a sight to behold with their vibrant and outlandish outfits, and their even weirder personalities. As Diamante and Trebol were trying to intimidate Law, their attention was suddenly diverted by the unexpected interruption of Baby 5 and Buffalo. The two subordinates burst into the room, yelling in excitement, "Cora-san and Lamb-chan are back!"

Diamante and Trebol turned back to Law with raised eyebrows, their expressions unreadable. Slowly, they began to shed some light on the identities of the newcomers. "The tall man is Corazon," Diamante started, his voice low and ominous. "He is the younger brother of our leader, the heart seat of our organization. and he hates kids"

"And the little lady with the lamb mask is the Joker seat," Trebol added, a sneer playing on his lips. "She is Doflamingo's and Cora's personal bodyguard." She is a mysterious figure, with no one knowing what she looks like or even what she sounds like. Lamb-chan is known for her exceptional fighting skills and unwavering loyalty to Doflamingo and Corazon.

Law knew that he had to tread carefully around these two powerful individuals, as they were not to be underestimated. With Corazon and Lamb back in the picture, the stakes had been raised, and Law would need to be on guard as he navigated the dangerous world of the underground organization.

Law's eyes followed Corazon as he started to walk up, exuding an air of confidence and authority. But what he didn't expect was for Corazon to suddenly slip and fall right next to him.

Surprised, Law couldn't believe that this clumsy moment came from a top officer of the organization. Even Baby 5 and Buffalo couldn't contain their laughter at the sight of their usually composed comrade on the ground.

But in a surprising turn of events, Corazon quickly got up and with a swift motion flung both Baby 5 and Buffalo across the room, displaying strength and agility that caught everyone off guard. As he set his sights on Law, the room fell silent, realizing that there was more to Corazon than meets the eye.

In that moment, Law could see the determination and power in Corazon's eyes, and he knew that underestimating him would be a grave mistake. As Corazon stood before him, a force to be reckoned with, Law felt a sense of admiration and respect for the man who had just proven that appearances can be deceiving.

As Corazon's strong grip tightened around Law's head, Law felt a rush of panic and confusion. Before he could react, he found himself hurtling through the air towards the scattered scrap piles that littered the outskirts of the town.

Law tumbled through the air, his body contorted and disoriented. The wind rushed past him, carrying the faint scent of rust and decay. As he crashed into the pile of twisted metal and broken machinery, pain shot through his body, but he forced himself to push through the agony.

With a groan, Law forced himself to stand, shaking off the dizziness and disorientation that threatened to consume him. He looked around, taking in the desolate landscape of rusted metal and discarded debris. The sun was setting in the distance, casting a crimson glow over the eerily quiet scene.

With a groan, Law forced himself to stand, shaking off the dizziness and disorientation that threatened to consume him. He looked around, taking in the desolate landscape of rusted metal and discarded debris. The sun was setting in the distance, casting a crimson glow over the eerily quiet scene.

" What's wrong with him...? He's Insane!" "I'll kill him" thought Law.

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This is a WIP for my new fanfiction! This is my first time writing but I'm having quite a bit of fun writing this. Thank you for taking the time to read my story. Let me know if you like it! ♡

[joker-of-clubs]

god gave me sensory issues because he knew my outfits would be way too dangerously cute if I wasn't nerfed

[lithuanianking]

[ Updated ]

˜”♤°•.˜”♡°• Introduction •°◇”˜.•°♧”˜

New intro post since as of late a lot more people have been interacting with my account

☢Name: "Illya"(not my real name)

☢Nickname(s):Cards♠️

☢Age:1️⃣5️⃣

☢pro/nouns:he🦷him🦷his🦷himself

☢Birthday: August 7th♌️

☢Actor (10+ years)

☢Height:5️⃣'1️⃣0️⃣"

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ൠFavorite Games:

Blackjack

Undertale

Sally Face

Minecraft

Assassins creed

what remains of edith finch

spoons

bendy and the ink machine

class of '09

ൠFavorite plays+Musicals:

Little shop of horrors

Beyond therapy

Angels in America

25th annual putnam County spelling bee

newsies

lost in yonkers

Brighton beach memoirs

ride the cyclone

Anything goes

ൠFavorite Movies+Shows:

The Little Shop of Horrors(1960)

Little shop of horrors(1986)

space balls(1987)

Hot fuzz(2007)

Newsies(1992)

Three Amigos(1986)

Villanous(2017-2021),

Rapunzel Tangled Adventure(2017-2020), impractical jokers

The Eric Andre show

Conan ( 2010-2021)

white chicks(2004)

__________________________________________

Boundaries :

Asks: please do! It could be about practically anything. Most people just ask me about little shop of horrors (no complaints here) but anything appropriate is fine I'd love to discuss plays or my theatre experience or really anything theatre I'm obsessed.

Ages that can intract: I don't really care how old you are. I do theatre and that leads to me having friends who are in college and friends in elementary. So as long as you're not weird I don't really mind.

Mutuals: anyone can ask to be mutuals,honestly I follow a decent amount of people back anyways lol.

Messageing: again anyone can also Message me I love talking to people.

Asking for social media: this really depends on the person. Alot of my social media has my real name + my face and I don't want everyone knowing that. If I'm more familiar with you I'll probably say yes.

[dysfunctionaldogdude]

Sideblog Masterlist

Pt: Sideblog Masterlist

@dysfunctionaldogdude - You are here!!

@thesiriusconstellation - Our collective blog

Headmate Sideblogs

♡ @hazelnut-hearts - Hailey's sideblog ♡

♤ @thebig-notbad-wolf - Phyce's sideblog ♤

♧ @zippy-clubs - Zippy's sideblog ♧

⬯ @pearlie-pea - Pearl's sideblog ⬯

Ψ @cuntlectertheviii - Hannibal's sideblog Ψ

○ @pennythepearl - Penny's sideblog ○

▽ @periagregem-theorem - Peri (And Laz's) sideblog���

∑ @desaturatedsonic - Sawyer's sideblog ∑

General Sideblogs

@the-wolf-with-his-antlers - Therian sideblog

@your-little-puppyfawn - Agere sideblog

@estufawn-studios - Dev sideblog

@dysfunctional-reblogs - Reblogs

@dysfunctional-masterpost - Masterposts

Not really in use anymore

@/batman-tiddies [N/A] wait until next year

Fandom Sideblogs

@the-stones-are-in-your-home - My STH Spacerocks AU blog

@wilhemslog - Gravity Falls fandom blog

@pegaguy - MLP fandom blog

Inactive atm - subject to change

Otherkin/link Sideblogs

More will be likely added

@lycan-howls - Aaron Lycan fictokin blog

@billthewillofbills - Bill Cipher fictokin/RP blog

@joking-a-round - Joker fictokin blog

@the-weedinator - Logan Howlett fictokin blog

@paranoidshadowz - Oz Yellow fictokin blog

@shadowy-emoboy - Shadow the Hedgehog fictokin blog

@the-twilightsparkle-zone - Twilight Sparkle fictokin blog

@barely-functional-dogdude - Will Graham Fictokin blog

@this-isnt-loki - Loki fictokin/dietykin blog

@son-of-mourning - Lucifer dietykin blog

@little-nightmares-sans - Nightmare/Error sans otherlink blog

[the-muppet-joker]

Greetings, Homosapians.

My name? Heh. Don't be so coy.

Kermit. Croaker. Joker. Clown Prince of Crime. Bro Strider. The Original Adam. Vriska Serket. I am a man of many names, so keep up unless you want to be schooled by myself or my league of dedicated followers. Mess with Croaker Nation if you dare. Don't ask me about my Pro Nouns unless you want me to roll my eyes at you and kick you. HARD. I train my kicks for hours every day, so bones WILL be broken.

♤♡◇♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker kintypes

People who frequently post about Dennys (I have Dennys trauma. Genuinely fuck all of you Dennys enjoyers! Toxic.)

Anyone who kins Gonzo or Batman. Fuck you, Batsy... *voice drops to a low growl* And double fuck you, Gonzo.

Protestants. (Self Explanatory)

Klance shippers-- annoying.

Brennan Lee Mulligan apologists.

People under 21, just a personal preference, please respect it

Anyone who engages with Harry Potter-- fuck terfs and fuck JKR!

Snape apologists

Anyone who violates my previous DNI. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH AND RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES. It is not my job to do emotional labor for you and tell you what those boundaries are. Be respectful and figure it out.

One exception to my previous DNI, however: Women may interact with my blog. You see, I have been reading a webcomic called Homestuck and awakened a Vriska kintype in the process. It has made me realize how close minded I have been and that hating an entire gender based on shallow stereotypes is reductive and harmful.

Men DNI. I am an advocate for the feminist movement and have made it my sworn duty to destroy those who oppose it.

Good Omens fans. Y'all are annoying.

Tumblr user Strange Aeons. DO NOT INTERACT or I will get you with my sword. Consider yourself warned.

As for those of you who are afraid of seeing what real darkness and depravity looks like? Heh........

Run While You Can.

[fictionkinfessions]

{ 《 Fandom this post is about: « “Persona ５” »｜« “Persona ５ ROYAL” »》 }

[ DISCLAIMER : This is more of a vent post than anything, please don't proceed if you're uncomfortable with this. ]

[ P.S : Since this is a vent post, I'm gonna place the side note here. To the Akechi Goro that said they talked to a few sourcemates: that's great!! I'm sorry I don't really have the energy to actually reply, but I hope you're able to keep it up. emoji clover for good luck: 🍀🍀]

❂——✧——✧——✧——✧——✧——❂

✧ – « “..Hello!! I apologize for the lack of updates, I have been thinking far too much, and it appears that articulating my thoughts has become a far harder task I thought it would be.” »

々 – « “This is more of a vent than anything else, however. Please be aware of that.” »

✮ – « “..So, I have been pondering about a few things, and I have come to the realization I'm basically just.. useless, in this life.” »

♧ – « “Back then, even if what led to it was actually pretty awful, I had something going on for me apart from just blending in the background, which is the whole phantom thief thing and having my friends.” »

❀ – « “However, now I can't really do anything I could before. It might feel a bit exaggerated, but I hate this life.” »

❂ – « “I feel like all I'm good for now is: blending in the background, having no actual personality apart from ‘being a good person’, and just ‘helping’ others or something dull like that. I've even found myself envying how others seem so naturally passionate about stuff and how everyone just manages to get so much positive attention towards them just by being themselves, and I feel bad about how I dislike people just because they're actually good at something I'm not.” »

◇ – « “I feel frustrated about how all I am now is just but a shell of a person and how no matter what I do, I just can't seem to be entertaining enough to keep people by my side or to at least temporarily entertain some people. I really don't care anymore, I just want to feel like I'm ACTUALLY good at something. Do I even have a purpose? Am I even useful in anything anymore?” »

❆ – « “Sure, having a criminal record, a bad reputation and being away from my hometown was really terrible, but at least because of that I could actually act like myself?? Being away from people that ‘knew me’ helped a lot in that, but.. it appears I'll have to endure a few more years feeling this way until I even have the option to be free from all of this.” »

✪ – « “I don't even know what I'm really feeling, either.. am I mad? Am I sad? Am I even feeling anything at all? I can't tell. I just know I miss my old life and actually having the ability to do something about awful people. I hate how now I'm only a person playing the role of a ‘good kid’ just because it's ‘the right thing to do’ rather than because I actually want to. But I hate my mom more, fuck her actually. 😒” »

♡ – « “Well, this kinda helped me get some of my shit together, so yay!! but I'm still in misery AND have exams next week, pls do not expect anything else coming from me for a while, I'm disappearing 'til my bday ig!! 💕” »

♤ – « “I miss my cat that kept saying he's not a cat. Why did I have to be born into a life where my entire family hates cats and everything I actually am 💔” »

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[ Side Notes ]

— #❂🥞🐈‍⬛✮

「《✮ «“Ren Amamiya”» ✮｜❂ « Akira Kurusu » ❂｜♧ «“Joker”» ♤ fictive + fictionkin》」

(oooooh, the side notes.. my ultra beloved section..)

(I missed just dumping whatever I thought about in here.. ennehej 😕)

(I need someone to match My energy but talking to others has been so draining.. and I don't even act like myself whenever I do so it feels really awful..)

(↑ although it's not like I really know what I wanna be myself so whatever 😋)

(is this a good time to press the panic button.. why am I having a mental breakdown in OCTOBER.. isn't october supposed to be my month 💔)

(↑ although tbh there's a lot of stuff that happened in october in the game that weren't really great either 😞 that was.. something ig)

(why did I just remember splatoon from staring too long at the word october)

(anyways, the silkmoth, scientifically known as the « “Bombyx Mori” », is a type of moth that cannot fly due to the excessive domestication it has suffered. It's boiled when still in its coccoon to produce silk, and that's where it gets its name from, which is a bit sad.)

(↑ very cool moth though, also fluff.. 💕)

(fffffluff..)

(it's really tiny aswell¡¡)

(oh yeah that reminded me the « “Shima Enaga” » is a creature that actually exists)

( ↑ tiny bird with lonnnggg tail in case you don't know what it is.)

(shima.. mishima.. 🙀💥)

(oh yh, I think muse dash is free now??)

(..I feel as though I may be forgetting something. I swear, if I ended up being right I'm repeating 11/20 on myself 💕)

(chaíto chaíto mua mua [← basically a way of saying bye in spanish, probably used more jokingly than seriously based on what I have seen])

x

[breezey907]

The party of STEVE as cards

Maponos - King of Hearts ♡

Cynder - Ace of Dimonds ◇

Contra - Queen of Clubs ♧

Dusk - Jack of Spades ♤

Powehi - Joker