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Fiyero: Can you come collect your freak of a wife please? She’s doing things.

Elphaba: No, I set Glinda loose on purpose. She needs enrichment.

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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“Hey we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your Verdigris can we buy you a drink?”

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this basically happens in canon right ??

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fiyero's point of view of part one is hilarious. He leaves elphaba and glinda to themselves for one day and now Elphie is wanted by the government and glinda is technically a prisoner/is kissing up to the wizard and super sad about Elphie. The throuple is in danger and now he's left to hold the braincell.

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Just started watching Smallville, and Clark keeps killing his villains. Which makes sense, their minds are corrupted and they're so powerful that they can't exactly go to rehab, but this is a small town. By Season 8 it's just gonna be Clark in this town.

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just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

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CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

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There's a wicked production somewhere where Elphaba kisses Glinda on the cheek sometime in act 2... And because I can't find it anymore I sketched it 🥹

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Loathing, unadulterated loathing! for your face, your voice, your clothing!

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@trufflupogus

You couldn't take Astarion to see Nosferatu in the theater. Not because it'd be triggering for him or anything. But because every five minutes, he'd turn to you with the saddest eyes imaginable and hysterically ask, "I don't look like that, right?! Most vampires don't look like that!" And you'd have to reassure him through the whole 132 minutes run time.

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