#joke’s on you universe I already was
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So I’m reading about the Franklin Expedition (again) and found a reference to the “broadarrow”. I looked it up on Wiki and learned that this was a way government property was marked, with this symbol:
Here it is on a Franklin relic found in the 80s by Owen Beattie:
So in reading the Wiki article I click on a link for “pillory”. And what do I see?
#The original Titus!#OK universe I hear you I should be reading about Franklin and Terra Nova simultaneously#joke’s on you universe I already was#titus oates
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Henry is a Boyfriend Hoodie Thief your honor
#red white and royal blue#firstprince#if you look close it might not be the EXACT same hoodie from wardrobe but in universe it is absolutely the same hoodie#you cannot convince me otherwise#there’s no reason why they would be so identical in a fictional love story unless they were meant to be the same#Henry took Alex’s key and said BTW This Jacket Is Also Mine#It Lives With Me Now#plus H already canonically wears Alex’s clothes at the Lake House. dude probably stole that when he left lol Sad Meow Meow Wanted A Mometo#rwrb movie#prince henry rwrb#alex claremont diaz#do I tag this as spoiler?? it’s a hoodie#EDIT: I changed the joke because alas this is not CANON canon but like. come on. it’s the same hoodie in universe it has to be#broke 100
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non canon to casey official lore but what if she did get that son of a bitch
#ik i posted that 1st pic already once but it was meant to be part of this set#casey#michelle carter#ft the ghost of booster hovering around these images#2nd is a sort of redraw of a shot from silence of the lambs lol#im obsessed with my own oc obviously so i think of any and every au possible for her. sometimes i think if she was slightly less of a joke#she would be propelled into owning her identity as a villain to protect herself from goldstars vengeance even though she didnt want to be a#proper villain ever and just wanted to kill one guy and get away with it and go back to work#unwittingly becomes goldstars arch enemy#i can imagine a whole arc with rani wanting to become a hero too to get revenge but michelles like NOOO BOOSTER NEVER WANTED THAT FOR YOU#do as i say not as i do!!!! focus on school!#makes me sad though because her actually offing booster ping pongs off the meeting nell part of her life. aah say lah vee#but then again ladybug is an active hero. mauybe theyll meet after all.#THEY WOULD FIND EACH OTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE#as for her getting out of jail on an actual manslaughter charge i imagine some other actual supervillain stages a jailbreak and she just#escapes in the confusion and dedicates herself to being a reformed citizen and becoming an actor (somehow?)#but michelle hears she escaped and is like NO! I CANT LET HER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!
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Zim, Dib, Gaz, and Tak are actually all horribly vindictive spiteful people to more or less equal degrees, but the interesting thing is that Zim and Gaz both exact vengeance in very specific, premeditated ways, which are often wildly out of proportion but once they feel like they've evened the score they will pretty much immediately forget about whatever pissed them off in the first place—whereas Dib and Tak are both ostensibly above being ruled by petty grudges, but very obviously boiling over with a constant resentment that sends them pouncing like rabid dogs at even the slightest opportunity or excuse to make the object of their ire suffer (and if they're both working towards their own self-serving end game that just HAPPENS to involve every terrible thing imaginable befalling their enemies, well... that'll just be a happy by-product of their personal success).
I don't I have any point to make here, I just like it when these freaks are all an overwhelming danger to society (and each other)
#invader zim#zim#dib#gaz#tak#meta#my meta#natterings#iz posting#the universe was never supposed to accommodate this many lunatics gathering in one place#let alone coming into direct conflict with each other#anyway i think tak is probably the scariest of the four not just due to her competence#but because she shares dibs deeply insidious insatiable anger AND whatever irken brainworm it is that makes zim so creatively awful#also i made this joke on twitter once already but dib must be so desensitized to the OTT retribution at this point#got it from gaz his whole life and then when zim showed up it NEVER occurs to him#that if he maybe stopped throwing things at zim for no reason then zim might stop wildly overreacting#its just a given to him that sometimes your life gets ruined over stupid bullshit#you cant let that hold you back
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of the many injustices put forth toward the show by fans i think the most overall damaging and telling of a complete lack of critical viewership is the idea that sam riegel builds his characters with nothing more than the bit in mind. like you are only telling on yourself if you think characters like scanlan shorthalt and veth brennato are one-dimensional and depthless
#if im being exTREMEly generous i can maybe understand this view of scanlan if you started c1 and then gave up 30 episodes later#he played the long game with him more than any other and a lot of his growth could be looked at as shallow if you DIDNT watch til the payoff#but any time this opinion is used as a blanket over all of his characters including tary and even FCG.. like be serious#i mean at this point im definitely biased bc he is my favorite player at the table. However. that wasnt always the case#and even when i was myself writing some character choices off i NEVER applied that to the characters themselves. how can you??#seen sooo many ppl criticize him for making veth an alcoholic or scanlan irreverent & hedonistic as tho it’s only possible#to play these traits as shallow jokes or at best played out satire…. and then the same person will turn around#and praise how percy was built to be pompous & superior and jester immature & self-centered and caleb steeped in self-effacing hubris#why are these characters and their players given a near universal acceptance of nuance and acknowledgement of growth & healing#but SAMS CHARACTERS ARE NOT!!!!#this turned into such a rant but it bothers me SO much. everyone at the cr table is so goddamned talented#and takes the game as seriously as it deserves#so many more points i could argue but this is already so goddamn long no one is reading this far. i love sam and all of his characters <333#critical role#sam riegel#scanlan shorthalt#veth brennato#my posts
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lmao can we stop pretending like my stevencest art is some huge secret. literally everyone who follows me on all of my socials knows what kind of content I make. They know that my stance on shipping is that I don't care what people do so as long as it's tagged. I've never been secretive about this fact. This is not some smoking gun
Newsflash for the people unaware, there's a 60% chance any half-decent artist you've seen in this fandom has made some stevencest or gregpearl or stevinel or aged-up connverse whatever other 'bad' content you can think of, and I would know because I've seen it. Almost every creator still kicking it around here is a fucking freak, they're just in denial or pretending not to be
#coming out swinging because this platform is already dead to me#Tumblr has always treated me like ass and I have zero fucks left to give about it#No one irl gives a shit about shipping. only people I've seen try to use this as morality point are children#and people stuck in their religious mindset who need to get therapy and touch grass#Jokes on all of you I can ship almost anything if it's done right#posts brought to you by: guy who is tired of half-assed call out docs that are full of things not call out worthy#nugget rambles#text.txt#steven universe#stevencest#<< for filtering although there's none IN this post#Anyway sorry for the serious post I'll go back to shiposting soon
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I know other adults like to joke about how much pain they're in, but genuinely, please try to get your pain checked out if you're an adult experiencing it, or at least adapt your life in whatever way lessens your pain.
Your pain deserves to be addressed. Please don't "let" it get worse because you've been told that to grow older is to suffer. No, you aren't being needy or selfish or annoying. Ultimately, you are the one who suffers the most from the state of your health, and it's entirely reasonable to want your health to be up to your standards.
#disability#chronic pain#it's actually not normal to feel scared to sneeze for fear of making your pain worse (calling myself out)#i dunno i guess maybe i'm just ~too young~ an adult but i'm already tired of the jokes about pain 😮💨#i've been at this pain going on decades now so i guess that's what's gotten me kind of sensitive lol#like... it's just shitty to be told that 'its gonna get SO much worse so don't even TRY' as an adult with pain#basically when you're a kid you're too young but if you're an adult well... that's just what you get so suck it tf up#i'm going back to playing video games so that i may live in the comforting realm of fantasy (Much Less Pain Universe)#(trying to be grateful that my body is Very invested in telling me that it needs to be handled gently but it's hard)#talking so much about this just to continuously make sure that people don't do what i did in the past
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🎩 Putting on a show with style… and snow! 🎩
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Shadow Kirby interacting with Daroach, with guest cameos by Dark Meta Knight and Spinni. Top right - SK & DMK reflected in a steampunk-inspired mirror, each dressed in the Dreamy Gear attire of their counterparts but more tailored to them (purples instead of blues for SK, a tattered red cape and a spiked hat belt for DMK). SK stands on his tiptoes and holds his cheeks with a wide, starry-eyed smile, delighted with his new outfit, while DMK stands just behind him to our left, curled into his cape and looking disgruntled, a bit of blush peeking through his mask. Outside the mirror, Spinni stands proudly on our right, smiling and giving a thumbs-up with a hand on his hip and a few sewing pins in his teeth, while Daroach (dressed in his own Dreamy Gear clothes) stands on the opposite side, pointing at his friends' reflections with an affectionate smile. Middle left - SK & Daroach holding the Magic top hat together, the puffball looking up in awe as the thief taps it with his wand, causing a pair of white doves to fly out in a small burst of confetti. Bottom right - SK wearing the Ice hat and skating gracefully on one foot towards the viewer, arms held out and expression full of joy. Behind him, Daroach skates by in the opposite direction, holding up his wand to unleash gusts of glowing snowflakes all around them. END ID.)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 (you’re here!) | Part 7 | Compilation
Sketch started btw 12/23 - 06/24, render started 06/08/24, finished 06/13/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.
#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#shadow kirby#daroach#dark meta knight#spinni#the squeaks#kirby dreamy gear#friendship#(darkroach if you squint)#(but can be read as platonic if you want)#learning all the coolest tricks from his cool new uncle-figure#(heh)#takes them twenty minutes to get those poor birds outta the ship#also random thought: I can kinda accept a master thief having a magician aesthetic... but why ice powers?#(wait is it because he's cool? dammit I already made that joke)#also new headcanon just dropped: fashion designer Spinni#(only partially related but... stars I wanna put earrings on the rats so badly - I mean just look at all that wasted real estate!)#is this the DG universe or regular canon? your choice :)#look how happy SK is! no one's ever made him such a rad hat before!#(no one's ever made *anything* for him before... at least not back home)#Dark refusing to admit he's happy for the kid#(or that he kinda likes his new drip too)#ended up cutting this piece in two 'cause I had too many ideas and no room to fit them all ^^'#so we're getting at least one more in this mini-series :D#veinsfullofstars
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Bounty hunters and misunderstandings
After Vlad's failure with the million dollar hunt, the GIW and many interested in the "weird ghost boy" decided to give the idea a try and put various bounties on Phantom's capture. Since Amity was a ghost-infested town, most of them didn't go there and sent their own bounty hunters, some were interested on study the creature further, others wanted to prove his existence.
Danny realized that he could capture "Phantom" and escape multiple times to collect the money for all the rewards with his friends help, after all, the prizes seemed to be offered in cash. He had a good idea of where he could spend the money and was so excited about it, he used a box to put the various envelopes and hide it on his room.
Jazz got mad at Danny for getting caught by bounty hunters to repeatedly collect the prize money. She didn't think it was safe and her annoying little brother kept talking about a new video game.
She saw him excited about the new game that had come out but she didn't see the point, he could play online! There was no reason to risk that much. That's why when Danny was very tired, out of ectoplasm and someone finally hold him with no chance of escape, Jazz refused to rescue him from his own mistakes.
But while visiting Danny's room, she noticed that the money was not for a video game but for her college tuition and future life. The box she found was decorated with small drawings of ghosts and a "For my older sister" written with a green marker.
Now Jazz has 24 hours to save Danny from Deathstroke's prison before he hand him over to his contractors. On his side, Deathstroke had successfully captured the strange creature; the inventions of the weird scientists who dragged him to their house had worked, and since he pushed up his deadline he would just wait for his contractor until the next day to collect his payment.
#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc#dc x dp#I think the notice of Phantom finally released to the outside world because of the bounty hunters#But people took it as a joke#except the ones who wanted to see the creature#I think Ra would be interested on him#So the LoA was also following Phantom#maybe they were the ones who contracted Slade#dp x dc crossover#Jazz tough Danny was being selfish#he was not#he was collecting the money for Jazz U#since she didn't want to ask their parents#they were already struggling with their inventions#And even with university help you still need some money#Danny wanted to help her#maybe give some extra money for her future necessities too#like the apartment and food since she is moving out of Amity#The misunderstanding with the video game was because Danny was excited to play it online with Sam and Tucker#And he didn't tell Jazz because he wanted it to be a surprise#Idk if one of the Bats can be Jazz ally or if she will be badass on her own#Phantom is making Slade a little uncomfortable#Because he looks so human and the description was about a creature#But he still needs to handle him to whoever his contractor is
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I saw the pv for 별빛 세레나데 like three days after it went up, started this immediately, and then suffered for a month before finally finishing it today. better late than never right
#vocaloid#seeu#uni#serenade universe#세레버스#i say like these tags will have very many people looking for them here#serenade universe is huge on twt from what i saw but i havent seen.. i was gonna say much but actually i havent seen anything on tumblr#regardless. i love how this turned out even if it was a nightmare and a half to get here#fun fact it was refusing to save halfway through and thats how i realized id been recording a timelapse the whole time#and it was cranking up the file size so much and id already been low on disk space#that it physically could not save#the pc was even sending like actual system popups to say clear your space now you have no space#and for a bit it broke my desktop wallpapers (i have them running on a slideshow from my files)#but i was able to clear some space to export the timelapse because god id come that far i wasnt gonna delete it#and we are all good now! now im off to never draw for the remainder of the week or something#thats a joke ill probably be back at it tomorrow#everyone should go check out serenade universe even if the concert's over now#listen to starlight serenade. or even carpe diem because that ones cute too#my stuff
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gotta say that if bram stoker is trying to convince me that Renfield isn't actually future Johnathan from another timeline, then he isn't doing a very good job at it
#dracula daily#dracula#i'm joking i promise........ mostly#look the timeloop talk is getting to me; can you blame me for illogical brain wondering if time shenanigans are involved lmaoooo#obviously the mention of the guy's strength earlier makes you think of how dracula is described at the start#but it obviously can't be dracula himself#so it's either another random vampire OR............ *conspiracy voice* johnathan who got turned into a vampire in another timeline.....#HE WRITES IN A NOTEBOOK. THAT'S NOT A VERY UNUSUAL HOBBY OBVIOUSLY BUT#IT STANDS OUT WHEN OUR MC HAS BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT WRITING IN A NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL/DIARY THIS WHOLE TIME!!!#and just cutting back to some Mysterious Guy in general while we don't know Johnathan's fate........ yeah#a guy who is in an asylum which happens to be right next to the place johnathan had picked out for dracula#obviously no one would be expecting to find time travel/universe travel in their gothic literature lmao#so this is not a serious theory anyone would seriously have#but on the other hand...... we already have a freaking cowboy. this book is already wild enough. WHY NOT
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y’all keep saying “the universe” when you mean “God”
#like its fine to not believe in God I can respect a difference in opinion#but when you start talking about the universe as something that can see events and make choices that affect our lives in response to them#you are no longer talking about inert matter#honestly I’d also be ok with “the gods” etc like. this doesn’t have to be about christianity specifically#and I get that its also a joke most of the time#but also. why did we invent another phrase for a thing we already have words for#hey! griffin!
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Me: *sees the new video for Rise of Red on YouTube*
My brain: Is this going to be like Good to be Bad where we weren't fond of it at first and then played it until we were looking forward to D3 just to see if we were right about our theory that it'd be the opening number?
Me: ...no?
My brain: You just pressed replay.
Me: I'm trying to make sense of the lyric 'I'm on a path of destruction, they're gonna think I'm on one' okay?!
#disney's descendants#descendants rise of red#what in the world does that lyric mean?#are people going to think she's on a path of destruction when she's already said she's on one?#and yet I'll probably still watch it when it comes out on D+ on July 12th just to see what makes sense canonically and what I can ignore#and by that I mean how can I fit Chloe Charming into my Choosing universe#Also I'm sorry but if Brandy's Cinderella doesn't look at FG and say 'who are you' since Whitney was the FG in Brandy's movie I will be ver#disappointed movie! Come on the joke is right there for the taking!
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ffuuCCKK my hyperfixations are hyperfixating again and it's that time where I get violently "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY INTERESTS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" again
This is literally me right now, had to quickly whip out MSPaint to visualize my crippling feelings
I swear the next time one of my interests is brought up I'm making a youtube video essay script about it I need to get it out before I [REDACTED]
#y'ever get so violently autistic about your interests#like I'm gonna scream and climb the walls like a feral cat if I can't rant to you for the next 5 1/2 hours abut the Markiplier timeline#there is no need for that man to have made an edgy internet joke into an ENTIRE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE#AND NOW HE'S ONE UPPING EVERYONE BY MAKING A WHOLE ASS FAN MOVIE#Eddsworld should be ashamed of itself because this bastard pulled an entire professionally done movie out of his ass#while we sit here with a barely finished fan movie#no hate to the people who worked on it and put their heart and soul into it#animation is hard#but FUCKKK HE TOTALLY JUST SHIT IN OUR CHEERIOS#first the FNaF movie NOW THIS#He knows what he's doing#jay talk#fuck talk jay rants in the tags cause he treats it as a P.S.#not even P.S.#a whole seperate paragraph for a college style essay#I'm not kidding about the "making my autism + ADHD (AuDHD? Is that it?) hyperfixations into a YT video essay#I'm already making one about a show that doesn't deserve it
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Playing Cooking Mama with Finn so he can explain what all the foods are that I don't know.
#I like the Wii one the best so far I think just because it has a lot more dishes that I recognize.#And I also think it has a lot more universal dishes. Cooking Mama 4 and 5 feel like they lean a lot more towards Asain sorts of dishes.#Which I mean. Makes complete sense. I also love that the Wii version has little flags next to the dishes that indicate where each dish-#-is from. I thought that was a really nice cute little detail.#I have yet to play the deserts one on the 3DS because for some reason I feel a need to complete 4 and 5 first. Or at least get-#-all of the dishes to gold medals first. I can worry about the other minigames latee. Which are really fun.#But it's been taking me a while because I enjoyed 4 more than 5 so I've been slacking on 5 for a while now.#Bu I thinkkkk I'm close to finishing the dishes on there? I'm not sure.#I'm probably going to go and emulate the Wii version afterwards because I only saw Jerma stream it and-#-he reasonably only did some dishes and didn't do every dish as far as I can remember. But it was the reason I really wanted the-#-Cooking Mama games in the first place and considering that our Wii is. broke. I might as well.#I already have a Wii emulator as well on my computer and have played Wii games on there before...#does this. can this even count as posting about Finn.#can I make a tomato tomato joke that I'm hoping you heard in your head because it doesn't translate well over text.#Towmaytoe. Tahmahtow. Does that. Did I phonetically spell it out nice enough.
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Arcane really said nothing good ever happens to jinx ever 💥💥💥💥 the end
#like EXCUSE ME#YOU ALREADY KILLED TINY JINX JR THIS IS A SICK FUCKING JOKE#and even in the alternate universe vi was dead?!??!#let my girls be happy#like yes i am glad vi gets to be with her rich cop gf fuck the police bestie but WHYYYYY#im suing for emotional damages
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