#joke post blah blah blah

[pulsedmaggot]

and actually there shouldnt be any discourse over which slipknot ship is objectively better because they were all having sex with each other in real life. quite frequently if i must say. why else would they be in a band together for so long

[philsbrownquiff]

Guys, Phil is 37…. Debating if they’ll have kids or not is pointless he’s already too old to be getting pregnant without complications (geriatric pregnancy starts at 35), not to mention his health problems. Like Dan should’ve knocked him up years ago, they’re really past the point of no return. Sorry about it but they’re not stupid, they would’ve already done it if they were gonna

[terezbian]

part of the reason homestuck has perhaps not garnered respect as an incredibly experimental and groundbreaking work of art is that people find it impossible to make an interesting point about it without preemptively explaining that they think it's nothing special in order to avoid cringe

[mitskiluvr]

replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings

[phykoha]

I will never post again (I am obsessively playing various Pokemon games)

[ladyinthebluebox]

jfc. this stupid post crossed my dash AGAIN.

fucking removing Taash out y'alls games. you don't deserve them. get eaten by dragons ig.

[justablah56]

hmm maybe participating in the act of creation will help

[digital999placebo]

in any human GerIta AU, DA ONLY WAY I can think of these two meeting is in central Berlin, early December, around 23pm on a Wednesday or Thursday…. Feliciano is on his way home from having a glass of wine with his friends at a bar, he’s in a good mood and despite the cold he’s wearing his long winter coat unbuttoned… he’s swaying on the sidewalk and suddenly slips and falls, despite the circumstances rather gracefully. Ludwig, the stranger closest to Feliciano, decides to step in and help the guy, simply bc Ludwig is a nice man and not at all bc Feliciano is hawt and sexy and looks like his wet dreams from high school (and also NOT AT ALL. bc Ludwig’s brain has been conditioned into thinking he only has value when serving others). Anyway, despite Ludwig’s help, Feliciano CANNOT get his balance locked in and keeps slipping in Ludwig’s arms, despite Ludwig having a literal iron grip on him ……. alas Feliciano ends up piggy back riding Ludwig, across frosty cobblestone streets lit up by Christmas lights strung between buildings where the windowsills r covered with snow and decorated with greenery ……. n the night is deep and blue and LOVE is in da air …… and from a bar, half empty save the middle aged regulars, u can hear smooth jazz as Feliciano drunkenly points out the directions of his apartment. Anyway this works for literally almost all time periods and I will NOT take any criticism . Talk to the hand this is how they meet as humans

[pekkarolling]

what if someone named their child Arial, like the font. normal enough to say! pretty font! but wow the toll it would take to be named after a sans serif

[alwaysmej]

Perhaps it's time for the global south to intervene in the united states' government 🤪🤪🥴

I just don't like trump you know? Or their entire political class and system 🤷🏾‍♀️. Coup? Puppet government?? Dictatorship?? Let me flip a coin to decide the fate of that entire country for the next idk 20 years i think I'm entitled, we'll call it reparations

[daisyachain]

There are works which are not [genre] but works made that have read a lot of [genre]. YJ is not an anime but it is a cartoon that has watched a lot of anime. MTMTE is not a comedy but it is a space opera that has watched a lot of sitcoms. I’d like to learn the term for a work that is deep in conversation with a genre without belonging to that genre even as a hybrid. Specifically works that address, lampshade, satirize, employ genre signposts without obeying genre conventions.

[gayspock]

not to sound like a cunt but i swear like 2 jokes about something will get passed around and then a load of dipshits will start twisting that everyone is so Utterly Vacuous... god forbid if every post you post to your tumblr blog is not an indepth reflection of your thoughts and feelings. for your tumblr blog is reflective of your Inner mind and soul and you must summon yourself to the Calling of crafting the most perfect and eloquent analysis of the video essay that dropped 2 fucking days ago .

[bedforddanes75]

i think i might just fucking die if i dont post this right now Ok guess what? guess? guess...u wanna guess the colour of my underwear. ok cowboys here wtf ugh anyway dont tell me its bad ill come and get you

me ^

[corruptionprincess]

spencer reid is canonically autistic to me purely bc he said the r-slur in the show and i choose to believe he was reclaiming it

[phykoha]

If I get enough Kofis I'll drop a turtle base that yall can use to make ocs like we're in 2012

[ladyinthebluebox]

game: literally takes us a whooole different, more advanced part of the game world;

a g*mer Warden groupie: tHeRe aReN't EnOuGh ReCoGnIsEaBlE eLeMeNtS tHeRe; It DoEsN't LoOk LiKe DrAgOn AgE;

me looking at distinctively dwarven influenced architecture of the city which has super close ties to dwarves, pride demons, magic mirrors, fucking wolf statues staring me right into the face in (once again) distinctively looking elven ruins: yeah buddy. it really is unrecogniseable.