#john x calliope

[homestucklgbtheadcanons]

(779) roxy, john and calliope polycule?? :O

[abbylikestodraw]

Art dumping; stuff I drew while taking a bus ride.

[luveniablue]

Homestuck Next Generation

[legallypumpkinn]

Hopefully not too hot of a take, but I am so salty that postcanon “canonized” John/June x Roxy… esp bc bc it replaced TWO amazing ships and made me MAD. Sure there were like minor ‘hints’ or wtatevs in late late late a6 but I do not care.

Like idk but spider8reath was one of the first genuinely impactful things in the comic for me, like it actually made me FEEL some th ing which is RARE for FICTION to do that to me!!!! But then I saw Vriska and John/June being silly little geeses together…. (also they r t4t ummm I said so)

And then ALSO CALIROXY?? HELLO I THOUGHT THIS WAS CANON WGAT DID I MISUNDERSTAND they r literally in love idgaf. Fuck you they r in love and I said so so it’s canon (I have no real impact on what is considered ‘canon’ but i remember reading some of their dialogue and bc of the way Homestuck is structured I was like “wow I can’t wait to go back in time to see when they falled in love and started datign :3” and then it NEVER HAPPENED??;!;!!!!4;$&)

[writing-for-life]

You mean like all three canon relationships in S1 that were also in the comics (in theory, there’s more than three tbh, and they also fit the bill).

What might they have in common, I wonder? 🧐

Answers on a postcard…

It's painfully hilarious when the canon ship is the one that's actually the rarepair in the fandom

[thewebcomicsreview]

Hamsteak? Again? God, everything happens so much, but at least we're done with Vriska. And I can copy and paste text again. Wowsers. Anyway we're out of hell and now we're with The Moms, in a suspiciously green-and-orange environment.

ROSE: This is an impressive shield. ROSE: I don't think I've ever seen you make one this size before. JADE: ive been practicing! JADE: if i stay focused i should be able to keep it up for quite a while.

Oh hey, starting us right off with Deepest Lore, as Jade can apparently make shields. We've never really seen her "natural" Witch of Space powers in the original comic, since she was using First Guardian powers the whole time (or no powers and just gadgets like the soothspecs, back before everyone became X-Men). I've been wondering what she could do au natural, and...apparently it's shields? Would not have called that, but sure.

JADE: between yiffys capture and rescue and finding dave... JADE: like that... JADE: i just feel like my life flashed before my eyes and it made me a little crazy! JADE: after being unconscious for a bit things feel way clearer now

It's still weird to me that Dave's "death" was so recent to the characters. That was in the epilogues! We made a sequel series since then! It got cancelled! Then it got revived! It was a long time!

JADE: after being unconscious for a bit things feel way clearer now ROSE: Nothing beats a rump to the skull for mental clarity. JADE: the mistakes we made are so obvious to me now JADE: embarrassingly obvious!

Being unconscious is Jade's natural state, so naturally it heals her. Also I detect a justification for a small change in Candy Jade's characterization here, like she'll be acting differently that she has been and this is the excuse. Lets stick a pin in that thought, though.

JADE: this whole situation is my fault and even though it just keeps getting more frustrating and shitty im going to do right by you JADE: were going to figure this out ROSE: Are you sure it's prudent to keep this amateur marriage counselor performance up? JADE: rose... JADE: youre taking this seriously JADE: right? ROSE: I don't know what you mean by that.

I really do like this characterization of Candy Rose, though (which is apparently also a slight retcon from the original plans, according to the writer commentaries). None of this is real, so she doesn't give a shit about any of it. Her mid-life crisis is worse than John's.

JADE: though playing stupid and cajoling her into slapping me around for catharsis wont work anymore JADE: well have to think of something else... ROSE: Jade, I've been compliant with these clumsy machinations partially because they weren't all that consequential at the time, but you need to cut your losses.

Oh we are hard retconning Candy Jade's personality here. She's not an emotional wreck at all, at least part of it is her clumsy attempt at being Machiavellian. Are they building up to changing Yiffy's backstory, far and away the least popular idea in HS2?

JADE: "ohhhh bluh bluh blah i can see the fruitlessness of all our clumsy insignificant thrashing in fates cosmic current" JADE: dont forget im more than a little versed in future sight myself ok JADE: i dont care how credible it seems, you cant depend on that information!

Opens Homestuck_2_Speculation.rtf.doc.xpf.bro

What information is this, Jade? Is it related to the visions Calliope had that let her build the machine? The only future sight Jade's ever had is the clouds of Skaia

JADE: "abloo hoo hoo, my life is a monkey paw, everything i want hurts me in the end" ROSE: It was a little pathetic. JADE: I KNOW!

Oh man, that's going back deep.

This aspect of Jade, that deep down she's a bit of a wreck but she toughs it out because she hates her own weakness, hasn't really been focused on since Act 4 of the original comic when it got personified in Jadesprite. It's nice to see that aspect referenced again here. I liked Jade's speech justifying Yiffy's existence, it did a lot to make that plot point go down smoother, but I totally buy that Jade herself hated it. Kind of funny that we had six updates of Vriscourse and now I have way more to say about this one expository speech out of Best Girl, but Jade's actually a pretty complex character and her issues are so often glossed over as "Wow she had to live in isolation for three years after her brother and boyfriend randomly exploded and that's kind of sad I guess", so it's nice to spend some time inside her head like this.

JADE: the truth is whatever people WANT to believe JADE: you can either try forcing them to understand your side JADE: leave it completely in their hands and take no responsibility JADE: or you work with their wants and perspectives JADE: and make some informed compromises ROSE: Over the state of reality? JADE: rose i am begging you can you please cut it out with all the cryptic cosmic crap and come back down to earth???

One of my pet peeves of the epilogues is that Dave Strider turns into a Bernie Sanders supporter and keeps talking about "neoliberalism" despite living in a wacky future utopia planet and having never lived through the 2016 Democratic Primary that all his talking points were cribbed from, but we have an explanation for that now. It's his wife. Jade was the neoliberal all along.

JADE: thats whats scaring me! JADE: youre not prepared for how bad it can get JADE: you have no idea at all!!!!!!!!!!! ROSE: If you say so.

That was a joke but this is sounding a little suspiciously like voting discourse, but that might just be me being election-brained. God I'm so stressed, please vote for Harris if for no other reason to make Trump-analogue Jane Crocker feel dated and weird.

Jade has no idea what she’s talking about. There’s not a thing to worry about here. You came out the womb playing defense

You didn't come out of a womb at all. You've never even been in one. Also holy shit this page is called Rose: Ramble and it's early-HS2 levels of Wall of Text, though I think you're actually intended to glaze over it a little.

It doesn’t really matter, in the long run. Important or not, Vriska’s going to fail. Jane’s going to fail, too; really, just about everyone is going to fail to do something that really matters. In an unsuccessful effort to stave off that failure, and perhaps to atone for it on some level, Calliope will sacrifice herself, fruitlessly. You’re not exempt from the firing squad, either. In the imminent battle, you are going to be shot in the head, the bullet burying deep into your moral grey matter and jamming up the works of your conditional immortality, leaving you confined to a hospital bed. You had to pull all kinds of ridiculous, eyebrow-raising Chaos Theory shit to figure that one out. The rat-tail was worth it, your daughter’s anguish aside.

It's generally considered bad writing to have a prophecy not come true, but I think this is bullshit and Rose's Seer of Light powers don't work in a land of pure void.

KANAYA: Those Two Will Not Be Joining Us On The Battlefield Either KARKAT: OH? KANAYA: I Know Such Decisions Are Well Above My Pay Grade And That The Critical Need To Win This Battle Far Outweighs My Marital Discomfort KANAYA: And Being Down Two Gods Isnt Exactly Ideal KANAYA: But... KANAYA: I Cant KANAYA: Sorry KARKAT: DON'T BE.

KARKAT: FUCK ‘EM.

Man, Punished Karkat is cool.

Man, I love how stupid Jane's death ray looks. It's a cake!

Your father never did voice any kind of opinion on your parenting style. In hindsight, he was probably avoiding the subject altogether.

It's hard to talk with your dad when he's not allowed to have any dialogue due to stylistic convention. I have that issue with my uncle.

JAKE: Oh. JANE: chhhhhhhhlmm nnnn. JAKE: OH CRIPES! JAKE: I'M SORRY JANEY!!! JANE: kkkkkkkkaaaaaa?? JAKE: JUST- S-STAY STILL OK?

lmao. This is the absolutely best way this assassination attempt could've gone.

This art is excellent.

Man, this was a great update, Jesus. So much shit is going on, and while HS2 and HS:BC have had good moments this is the first time in a long while I've really had that classic Homestuck feeling that made me fall in love with the comic in the first place.

[cannibalismasametaphorforlove]

HOMESTUCK^2: SEARCHING

Hey the site has no search function yet, so, I'm gonna make a little thing for everyone a character is pictured or mentioned. I'll edit this post, reblog when it's finished, and yeah!

{Characters}

John/June - x , x

Rose {includes jasprose} - x , x , x

Dave {includes davepeta} - x , x , x

Jade {includes possessed self} - x , x , x

Jane {includes nannasprite} - x , x , x

Roxy - x , x

Dirk {Includes brain ghosts} - x , x , x , x

Jake - x , x

Aradia - x , x

Tavros {includes Gcatavros} - x , x

Sollux {includes erisolsprite} - x , x

Karkat - x , x

Nepeta {includes davepeta and fefeta} - x

Kanaya - x

Terezi - x

Vriska {does NOT include Vrissy but DOES include (Vriska)} - x

Gamzee - x

Eridan {includes erisolsprite} - x

Feferi {includes fefeta} - x

Meenah - x

Calliope {includes Alt!Calliope} - x

Others - x

[rockkal]

HOMESTUCK BEYOND CANON NEXT UPD8(s) PREDICTIONS (I'm delusional, btw) /SHITPOST

We get to see Jack Noir be a pathetic little meow meow and has depression because he's too busy working at the mine coal to see his wife

The Felt come into the screen, also somehow snowman, and they all say "We voted for Obama" (this is very important homestuck lore, btw)

Brand new character called HEROIN ADDICT is introduced. Son of Karkat and Dave. Has a brother named John Egbert Strider Vantas

Clover flirts with Jane and gets sent to the weed dungeon. And not like the good weed. I mean like the weed that really feels like shit

Jake becomes new leader of the Felt and Crowbar becomes his dad (Crowbar dad AU, write that down, it'll be on the test)

We get to see Death, the character, talk with ULT Dirk and he brang along the Midnight Crew, Mom Lalonde B1 and Dad egbert because he thinks they're cool (also, Mom Lalonde and Dad Egbert kiss a lot in death's office and have tea and buscuits with the Midnight Crew)

CALIBORN COMES FOR A SINGLE PANEL AND MAKES JUNE OFFICIALLY TRANS! BECAUSE HE HATES JUNE AND HE HATES WOMEN SO HE COMBINES THE TWO THINGS HE HATES INTO ONE (this is a joke, btw. I honestly want June's transitioning to be more in character then just the gremlin guy I like does it for me)

Ms Paint. becomes narrator of both Candy and Meat and it's just a podcast about different types of paint

Something related to The Midnight Crew's creator, Professor Mayasaka or however the fuck ya spell it, something translated into midnight. Whatever. I just wanna see the professor man come in and do something

JANE REVIVES AIMLESS RENEGADE SOMEHOW AND HE GOES GOD TIER! (His Classpect is Mage of Blood because I say so)

Sollux and Eridan kissing

B

Roxy breaks the fourth wall and says "it's Roxy Lalonding time" and Roxy Lalondes all over the place

A bucket appears and yeah

We see Andrew Hussie in a bath robe

Terezi manages to give back the legal rights to Beyond Canon back to their creators (sorry, I forgot your name, mister cool homestuck guy. I forget easily :'(]

Vriska dies. (I hate Vriska! (In a Kismesis way))

Equius comes back to say "I require horse" and then he gets prototyped with the universe frog

Matchsticks gets a personality and we learn he wants to become an actual fire fighter and save people since he was a kid

Stitch becomes hella cool by partnering with Kanaya to beat the shit out of Dirk

Rose just stays Rose because I forgot she existed

21 again but with Dave

June Egbert gets two new dads and they're Eggs and Biscuits from The Felt because it reminds her of her dead dad's cakes

Diamonds Droogs/Draconian Dignitary x Dad Crocker 20 hour oiled up make out session flash animation

Calliope has a child with Roxy. (comment what ya think they would be called)

Dirk eats a baby (it's John Egbert Strider Vantas)

AR gets to have a robo body and becomes friends with AR and Aradia and also Aranea is there to keep them in check and they call eachother the "AR squad", but Aranea is the out cast because she is blue

Eden Gardner (homestuck OC of @springselkie) gets a mention.

Monkeys become relevant to the plot

Jack Noir gets to show us his stabs

Bold Eagles are Aimless Renegade's second power, because he's the only AMERUCAN character in homestuck

Jake gets a beard and celebrates by showing us his level 100 GYAT

What Pumpkin office remains is an important location in the story

Mommy Condie comes back and marries Earth C's version of Colonel sassacres

Freddy Fazber, new character, literally the best. Hor hor hor hor.

Something related to drugs, I guess (I'm running out of ideas)

Fortnite becomes canon and everyone loves it

Deltarune reference

Jack Noir eats money and becomes lamborghini

Jack Noir villain arc where he and June kiss (their kismesis, it's ok. They want to kill eachother)

Rose's wifi is STILL shitty! COME ON, IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS, FIX YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION, GURL!

Kanaya gets to make something Lord English related

We see Doc Scratch because he's awesome

Wayward Vagabond comes back from the grave and does ANOTHER revolution against monerchy. He is truly the best diplomat.

MLP gets mentioned

Problem Sleuth shows up for 5 panels and then dies

Nepeta gets to kill Pickle Inspector

Eridan smokes weed

[S] Terezi: Do the mackarena

Weed chapter

Karkat gets a period cramp

Something something Lord English in black void, becomes normal Caliborn, being room mates with Equius, Gamzee and AR (auto-responder)

Free Bird fight sequence

Joe Biden gets a mention because he was probably in office before the clown fuckers took over D.C. Washington

Cockaine chapter

MSPA reader gets hella blazed and yeah

Caliborn kisses a rule 63 version of a Miku body pillow

Pic Yaoi sequence or smth

Sawbuck stays a fat fuck and eats the earth at the end

Itchy dies from tripping on a rock

Doze unslows himself and does a break dance

Trace and Fin make out session

Quarters gets to shoot ULT Dirk and is declared a war veteran

Bog from RHG shows up to eat a chocolate bar

I'm high

Ok, that was the end of this dumb shitpost. Hope ya got a kick out of it. Or not.

Wait

Shit

I should probably add an image so that I could look cool

Give me a sec

Yes, God of Yaoi.

Perfect for this.

See ya

[davekat-sucks]

If you could rewrite homestuck (I mean act 1-7 nothing past that) What would you change?

For the most part Acft 1 up to Cascade has been fine. Everything after that will have major changes. Like have Beta Kids from the ship and meteor actually speak with each other and visit each other during the travel. They have all the means for communication and I think it's bullshit they never talked to each other. Rose's alcoholism will be solved without Vriska involved. Terezi gets help from the people around her to stay away from Gamzee. And trying to free Gamzee from Lord English's servitude. Have the dead trolls be alive again. Be it on the meteor or in the Alpha session. Not as sprites. Just themselves. No teen drama with the Alpha Kids either. Have the dead trolls interact with the Alpha Kids as they help through their session and issues. NO DANCESTORS. Three of them have larger roles and the rest of the cast is completely useless. There is no need to pad the story out. Let Feferi fill that role for Meenah to take charge and give her development she needs. As well as having the trolls confront and face about their ancestor's past and what they will be for the future. No Union Jack either. Make it known that Calliope's toxic positivity harms the cast too, showing that she is just as awful as Caliborn. The cast would have to beat both Cherubs. Final battles would be The trolls vs The Condesce Beta Kids vs Jack Noir Alpha Kids vs Lord English Bonus is that Spades Slick is on the Alpha Kids side or fights on his own too against Lord English. To finally wrap up what he had came for from the Intermission. He would then get to be with Ms. Paint as a couple. They beat the villains, get Earth C, endgame ships would be things like JohnVris, Rosemary, DaveJade, Karezi, DirkJake, EriRoxy, Equius x Jane, and Solradia. They each have fankids (through natural means or ectobiology, so NO DOG PENIS), and they live happily ever after. And that's just if I keep the trolls in this. Because I think it would be better if Homestuck itself is just focused on the Beta kids fighting against Jack Noir and then Lord English, no trolls involved. If you had to have them, have them only the important ones like Vriska, Kanaya, Terezi, and Karkat help the Beta Kids before they get killed off. Have the troll session, Hivebent, as a separate story that can be explored later. The Acts would be up to 5-6 since that means Dancestors and Alpha Kid session won't be in this. It would be just be about John, Dave, Rose, and Jade. The main four we had been following like it was. This is how I would rewrite Homestuck.

[lavender-teardroplettes]

Well now I’m curious what are all your homestuck ships and what characters do/would you rp as?

Ohhhhhh boy anon you're in for a ride. Remember when Hussie declared that 'everything is canon' even with fan works? I took that and RAN with it. Note about Sollux: You'll see the same ships in both red and pitch but it's because of his dual nature and typically tends to naturally go back and forth with certain trolls. Another note- this might not be all of them, just the ones I still think about to this day.

Moirails

Sollux <> Karkat

Karkat <> Gamzee

Nepeta <> Equius

Mituna <> Kurloz

Meenah <> Aranea

Signless <> Psiioniic

Sollux <> Aradia (post game mostly)

Roxy <> Calliope

Matesprits

Dave <3 Karkat

Dave <3 John

Mituna <3 Kurloz

Mituna <3 Cronus

Mituna <3 GHB (weird scratch timeline mixing + before his accident or a Dreambubble type thing)

Sollux <3 Gamzee

Sollux <3 Karkat

Sollux <3 Equius

GHB <3 Psiioniic (before helmsman)

Daulscar <3 Psiioniic (pre and post helmsman for MORE angst)

Signless <3 Disciple

Kankri <3 Cronus

Kanaya <3 Rose

Latula <3 Roxy

Latula <3 Porrim

Latula <3 Muelin

Nepeta <3 Feferi (like...one of my few Fef ships lol but even I acknowledge how cute they were after splitting from their sprite)

Mindfang <3 Summoner

Sawtooth <3 Squarewave

Kismesis

Gamzee <3- Dave (we all know why)

Aradiabot <3- Equius

Sollux <3- Equius

Mindfang <3- Dualscar

Terezi <3- Gamzee

Damara <3- Meenah

Sollux <3- Gamzee

Sollux <3- Eridan

Auspisticism

wasn't actually a big deal to me and depended on what were were doing. The only real one I have is Nepeta for Sollux and Equius or maybe like Karkat for Sollux with Eridan or Gamzee.

Now...there IS one ship I just can't place anywhere in this and it's Vriska x Terezi. They could very much be like Signless and Disciple in having something greater than the quadrants because Terezi (to my knowledge) is STILL looking for Vriska instead of continuing with the rest of the group, and that speaks to me.

As for who I can roleplay:

All Captors (Sollux, Mituna, Psiioniic)

Karkat or Signless, Kankri's a little hard for me but can attempt!

Gamzee (mostly pre-sober)

Tavros (though my knowledge on FLARP has gone down the drain lol)

Nepeta

Latula

Dave or Dirk

And of course I can always dust a character off and see if I can try and roleplay someone else, these are just the ones that I remember cycling through a lot. Mainly I'd stick to rping as the Captors, but you gotta switch it up every once in a while. ^^

[shipstucks]

Hello hi !! Im ikna :D you might know me for my main blog iknaenmal

I have seen many many blogs like these so i thought it could be fun to make one too !! Its basically a blog where you can request any rarepairs or sexuality headcanons or all that stuff ! Non rarepair ships are also allowed :] I promise i will try to um. ACTUALLY set a consistent queue of one drawing a day or something. Maybe. I hope

But yeah !! Anything is allowed except. You know. Clearly problematic ships :/ have fun !!

INBOX:

-transfem tavros <3 transneu equius

-dologlare

-vriskat, both transfem

-pornea

-junejasprosemary

-transmasc vriska <> june

-transmasc nepeta <3 transfem dirk

-damara <> dirk

-dyke it/its haudenosaunee dave and calliope

-transmasc nonbinary lesbian tavros <> pansexual transfem nonbinary aradia

-janedave w plus sized jane

-transfem t4t erikar

-transmasc t4t equikat

-rufioh x aranea

-t4t transmasc fefeta <3 karkat

-joeymet

-pale davejade with nb jade

-transmasc nepeta <3 transfem agender sollux

-pale scourge sisters

-humanstuck junenep

-john<3dirk<>terezi

-pale davegamtav

-flushed soljane

-janecallie

-eridan<>rose<>june

-dirkuu

-pale solkat

-pitch araroxy

-pale vrisdirk

-pitch soldirk

-kankri <3 mituna

-karkat <3< feferi

-junedavenepkat

-jaderoxy

-davenep

-davesprite x jake

-vrisrose

-arasol

-mitula

-pitch erifef

-WV and AR

-gamkar

-davenep but dave is a girl and nepeta is a guy

-vrisnep

-dirkkri

-transmasc jane and transfem kanaya

-juneroxy

-equisol with bigender sollux and nonbinary equius

-pale rosekat

-joey <3 xefros

-signless <3 disciple

-pitch johnrezi

-flushed vrisjohn

-davekarezi

-pale jade and kanaya

-pale erivris

-tavfef

-dirkrezi

-short nonbinary/catgender nepeta with tall transfem roxy

-cronkri

-transfem eridan/roxy

-pale erikat

-dirkkri

QUEUE:

-erikar

-t4t transfem junevris

[seacatgirls]

how to teach your children the alphabet: by homestuck trash

a is for apple which started it all

b is for beyond canon, which did fuck all

c is for calliope, who deserved so much better

d is for davesprite, the fandom upsetter

e is for extended zodiac, take this quirky quiz

f is for fandom, it is what it is

g is for gamzee, what the fuck.

h is for hemospectrum, in which karkat had no luck

i is for intermission, which some people skipped

j is for john, who rebelled against the script

k is for kanaya, local fishboy hater

l is for lusus, why wasn’t there a gator

m is for march, dress up in drag

n is for nepeta, who got too much flak

o is for oc, of which there were many

p is for piano, motifs aplenty

q is for quadrants scrawled on a wall

r is for rosemary, better than arasol

s is for sharpies, god help us all

t is for troll, you know them all

u is for upd8, everyone shall rejoice

v is for vriska, she you should avoid

w is for wordcount, 817,929 exactly

x is for xefros, who dammek abused verbally

y is for yiffy, why is she named that

“Z IS FOR ZILLYHOO, WHICH ENDS THIS SHIT” -karkat

[homestucktheresetau]

TAGS

To help you navigate, if you need it.

#homestuck the reset = name of this AU.

#character designs

#lil spoilers = sometimes I don't do things in order cuz I get excited.

#pages = ACTUAL pages. You could consider those The Actual Comic

#(character name)'s arc = in combo with the #pages. It's about important plot points for x-character.

#world building = how THINGS in this AU work (i.e. the post about how babies are handled here).

#plot points = what happens in the story, can include character arcs and such.

#ask = answering to an ask :p

#pre-singularity = part of lore that happens before Rose and Terezi find out about the Singularity.

(will add?)

#fankid #fantroll #fanchild

Ships: Yes, there are ships. #rosemary #roxygen #davejade #dirkjake || still to reveal (oops): #aravris #solkat #karezi #meowrails #aragam

Characters: (will add) #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #jake english #kanaya maryam #karkat vantas #calliope

[multi-fandom-simp]

Request Masterlist

Hello! I would love to start accepting requests to get my creativity rolling again. Below will be list of characters that I am willing to write for and how you may submit a request. Also, if you are looking for a certain character that isn't on my list, then feel free to ask if I would write for them. I ask that you be patient with me as well as I am one person who is currently in college. I will do my best to get the requests out in a timely manner! Below are my personal pros and cons:

Pros(What I will write):

-Angst and fluff

-Some mature content ( with mature content please ask if I would be comfortable with writing it before assuming I'd write it.)

-Alternate Realities of canon universes

-character deaths

Cons(What I will NOT write)

-Non-con elements(Such as R*pe, Necrophilia, etc.)

-Incest(There will be an exception for House of The Dragon and Game of Thrones and that is it.)

-Pedophilia

How to Request:

-Submit a message through an ask or through my inbox, whichever you are comfortable with.

-Include what character you would like it to be for, and a brief description of the fic. I will do my best to write exactly what you're asking for, but please remember not everyone has the exact same brain waves.

-Also include if you would like it to include angst, fluff, mature, etc.

-If you would like the reader to be from a specific family or house, please include that.

Characters I will write for

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON:

- Rhaenyra Targaryen

- Daemon Targaryen

- Aemond Targaryen

- Helaena Targaryen

- Rhaenys II Targaryen

- Jacaerys Velaryon

- Laenor Velaryon (x Male!Reader)

- Laena Velaryon

GAME OF THRONES:

- Daenerys Targaryen

- Robb Stark

- Sansa Stark

- Bran Stark

- Jojeen Reed

- Theon Greyjoy

- Yara Greyjoy

- Oberyn Martell

The Sandman:

- Morpheus

- Desire

- Death

- The Corinthian

- Calliope

Marauders:

- James Potter

- Sirius Black

- Remus Lupin

- Lily Evans

- Marlene Mckinnon

- Regulus Black

Harry Potter:

- Fred Weasley

- George Weasley

- Bill Weasley

- Cedric Diggory

- Draco Malfoy

- Adrian Pucey

-Blaise Zabini

- Pansy Parkinson

The Hobbit/The Lord Of The Rings:

- Legolas

- Aragorn

- Thranduil

- Kili

- Fili

- Tauriel

ACOTAR:

- Azriel

- Cassian

- Rhysand

- Nesta

- Lucien

- Amren

Spider-man:

- Andrew Garfield's Spider-man

- Tobey Maguire's Spider-man

- Tom Holland's Spider-man

- Tasm! Gwen Stacy

- Harry Osborne

- Cindy Moon

MARVEL:

- Loki Laufeyson

- Bucky Barnes

- Sam Wilson

- Yelena

- Shuri

- Doctor Strange

-Druig

-Makkari

- ( quite a few more, feel free to ask)

Twilight

-Carlisle Cullen

-Jasper Hale

-Rosalie Hale

-Alice Cullen

-Paul Lahote

-Jared Cameron

-Garrett(Lee Pace)

Teen Wolf:

-Isaac Lahey

-Derek Hale

-Young Peter Hale

-Stiles Stilinski

The Last Kingdom:

-Sihtric

-Finan

-Osferth

DCU:

-Jason Todd

-Dick Grayson

-Damian Wayne( Platonic only)

-Smallville! Clark Kent

-Smallville! Lex Luthor

Stranger Things:

-Steve Harrington

-Robin Buckley

- I would be willing to write platonic/found family fics including the gang, such as Max, Lucas, etc. Nothing other than that as they are children.

Bill Skarsgård Characters:

-Roman Godfrey(Hemlock Grove)

- Marquis Vincent de Gramont(John Wick)

[godawfulhomestuckships]

John / June x Calliope x Roxy

Possible shipname pulled from my ass: Put the kitty back in the dream bubble!

Alternative: Passive artists

[blaperile]

Homestuck: Beyond Canon (reactions page 666 - “Davepeta feather” path)

Ok, finally got around to writing a reaction to this update

I was very surprised to see Vriska was not in this update!

It's funny, because beforehand when looking at all the images for the different chapters, this was the one that seemed the most obvious, showing Davepeta's feather and implying another conversation between Vriska and Davepeta.

After the previous update, I was convinced it would be about Davepeta trying to help Vriska move on from the traumatic Doc Scratch conversation.

Instead, we get a surprise Jasprose appearance!

Again, I'm very happy about all the new talksprites we got in this update :D

And FINALLY we get an update addressing the bonus stories the old creative team made! I'm actually surprised it's in this way though, I thought that perhaps they would first integrate all the old bonus panels into the main comic, but apparently not.

On the other hand, the things Jasprose said here only briefly touched upon the events of the Catnappped bonus story, so perhaps when it properly focuses on them again there will first be the old panels (maybe a URL link, kind of like the old Homestuck days with some panels about the Exiles being on a separate page linked from a normal panel?).

Anyway, only after a while I realized something quite sad: this is only the first time in the entirety of Homestuck^2 that we see (a version of) Dave and Rose interacting. Because with the events of the Epilogues, both the Meat and Candy versions of Dave and Rose got entirely separated from each other.

And even now, Davepeta and Jasprose are in totally separate realities, only managing to talk to each other via sprite magic.

If you start thinking even harder about it, Jasprose is technically from the Meat timeline while Davepeta originates from neither seeing as they weren't on Earth when the timeline split happened.

Though I guess you could wonder, IS there a Candy Jasprose? What if she was also outside of the normal reality when the timeline split and there really is only one version of her as well? Then the same thing could be true about Gcatavrosprite, Erisolsprite (wherever the hell he suddenly came from) and Nannasprite (ok not entirely, there's 2 versions of her but that's already from before the Meat-Candy split, haha).

That's something to think about.

Anyway, let's talk more about the actual content of this update, haha.

I like how the music utilizes the Sunsetter leitmotif, referencing the Davesprite song that was already used for Dave's walkaround music in Openbound.

So, all chapters now retroactively got names, with this one being Chapter X. Makes sense to not be a number, when all the other numbered chapters follow Vriska and seem to indicate in what year they're taking place.

Does it mean the next update, the 8-ball path, will be "Chapter 8" and take place in year 8? It would make sense thematically, as well as be an excellent transition with how this conversation between Davepeta and Jasprose ended.

It's also good to know that in the outside world only an hour or so should have passed. I mean, obviously they wouldn't have let years pass by, but it also means that Vriska isn't INSTANTLY back from the perspective of John, Roxy, Calliope and Sollux. What will have happened there in the meantime? Will Vriska be returning at a very climatic moment?

It's interesting that Jasprose claims she's only been in Midnight City for a night. But on the other hand, it's basically always night there! So she might as well have spent a pretty long time there, who knows!

I like that they addressed this Rose's alcohol problem. Good to hear she's not fallen off the wagon!