#joe sightings

[preraphaeliteknight]

[francesderwent]

Taylor Swift really wrote an album with the thesis “a man who tells you he loves you and lives together with you in a committed relationship for six years but never ever proposes is essentially the same as a man who tells you he loves you to get you into bed and then ghosts you a couple weeks later”

[flum3n]

the universal experience of beginning 'pride and prejudice' (2005) with the opinion that matthew macfadyen as mr darcy is perfectly tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt you and ending it bewitched, body and soul.

[frozenfrogz]

I hope Finn and Noah know what they are doing to the byler nation rn with this photo

[poomphuripan]

Wait. You must come with me. Don't even follow us. We're going alone.

MY STAND-IN (2024) | 1.08

[shedidntevenswear]

Obviously we’ll learn more when TTPD comes out but I really think the Big Bad Thing that joe did to her was…nothing. When you love someone deeply, when you’ve spent years building a life with them, apathy and indifference is gonna hurt as much as, if not more than, big fights or cheating or whatever. At least with big blow ups you can see the obvious problems and and what could be fixed or why you can’t stay. A relationship that atrophies rather than implodes still feels like a betrayal - you are supposed to be my partner but feels like you stopped trying and stopped caring out of the blue. Nothing material has changed so you could convince me my unhappiness and desire to leave is an unfair overreaction. But the truth is people are always growing and changing and if both parties aren’t putting in the effort to grow in the same direction, they are going to grow apart. Being the only one in the relationship willing to put in that effort has to be excruciating.

[shawtys-things]

Me at Tony and Chris

It’s on sight

[jalwyn21]

Joe Alwyn attends JW Anderson during London Fashion Week at 1 Old Billingsgate on September 15, 2024 in London, England.

[ww2yaoi]

Near-spring in Mourmelon. Things between Web and Joe come to a head.

[pedgito]

JOSEPH QUINN as ARTHUR HAVISHAM — Dickensian (2015)

[preraphaeliteknight]

More proof of Joe in budapest https://twitter.com/notlikethisb/status/1640370536365563906?s=61&t=8XCzzTStWDZd-pl0WMAB2w

Meanwhile we’ve also known for two weeks because we’re insane 🫶🏻

[pocketsizedquasar-3]

you know. white liberals would be far less annoying (still deeply annoying) and far less difficult to take seriously (still deeply difficult) if they stopped lying to themselves and everyone else about what they were doing. ‘cause y’all either sound completely stupid and removed from reality at best or violently callous at worst.

(and before anyone fails their reading comprehension here, i am not telling anyone to vote or not vote or who to vote or not vote for. get off my dick.)

but no, you’re not doing “real leftism” by voting for kamala (something i have actually seen countless people say. “real leftists” would vote for kamala!!1!!1!! if you don’t vote for her ur not a “real leftist!!!!”). that’s not what that is. words mean things. you’re actually engaging in pretty textbook liberalism. it’s not “real leftism” to vote for a genocidal fascist who is actively employing genocidal fascistic policies both overseas and domestically, and who has pledged gladly to continue doing so. (again, bc this is the bad reading comprehension website, i’m not telling you if you vote for kkkamala ur not a “real leftist” (mostly because that’s meaningless); i’m saying that that act itself is not a """leftist""" action). if you feel the need to justify what you’re doing to yourself by pretending you’re doing ~real leftism~, stop.

you're not “stopping fascism” or “saving democracy” or whatever else. you’re not “stopping fascism” by voting for a fascist. you’re not “saving democracy” by voting for a fascist. if you genuinely can’t see in this current moment that kamala harris & the democrats are fascists, you are deliberately ignoring and excusing fascism as long as it’s happening to nonwhite people. it is willful, deliberate ignorance at this point and it is violent. you genuinely do not see victims of fascism unless it happens to white people.

you’re not “protecting palestinians” by voting for kamala. you’re not making their chances better or being better for them or improving their conditions. you’re not “more likely” to sway kamala on palestine; you can’t even threaten to withhold your support for her because of her wanton slaughtering of palestinians. 13 months of ongoing genocide and ongoing mass protest movements and multiple polls showing that she would literally guarantee the win in key swing states if she would just call for an arms embargo / ceasefire as part of her platform have not swayed her. she constantly, constantly reaffirms her willful, enthusiastic support of this genocide. she has said over and over again that she will not end her support for israel, that she would not have done anything differently than biden, that she has no intentions to stop sending israel arms and money so they can keep slaughtering palestinians and now lebanese. you are not “protecting” or helping palestinians by voting for her. keep their names out of your mouths.

you’re not protecting """minorities""" or """poc""" either. not when the candidate is a cop whose administration has already funneled billions of dollars into the police and the military, who is priding herself on wanting to create the most lethal military, on being tougher on the border&immigration than trump, who is happily continuing to perpetuate racist atrocity propaganda to justify the mass slaughter of palestinians, who continues to reaffirm and support the escalation of imperialism and war even elsewhere in the so-called middle east, who is gladly seeking (and securing) endorsements by racist white supremacist republicans (like dick fucking cheney. come on), whose administration has been for four years enthusiastically accelerating the climate crisis, whose campaign has been littered with examples of both their supporters and the politicians themselves being virulently racist. you’re not protecting us. you’re not helping us.

your candidate wants us dead. your candidate wants me dead. your candidate wants my people in iran dead. your candidate wants my sister peoples in palestine and in lebanon dead. your candidate is actively orchestrating their slaughter.

kamala might be better for you, white liberal american. fine. vote for her if you wish. no one is stopping you. but stop white knighting about it. stop pretending you’re doing this for anyone but yourself. stop lying to yourself and everyone else about what you’re doing. stop speaking over us the with fucking audacity that you’re somehow doing us a favor, and stop talking down to us, palestinians especially, like they are children who need to be ~explained~ the right way to save them. stick your white savior complex up your ass.

vote however you want, but stop lying about what you’re doing and who you’re protecting.

and if you want my vote too? fucking earn it.

[johnslittlespoon]

title tag game! ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.

morninggg, creating a little tag game today <3

rules: write out any fic titles you have that are based off of lyrics, list what songs they're from, and tag some writers! :-) (if you don't have a lot of finished fics, you can include your wips, or if you have way too many to list out, pick your faves!) i'll start:

1. you're a dog (i'm your man) – 'i'm your man' by mitski 2. the fuse to my fire – 'bloom' by aidan bissett 3. four–by–four – '4x4' by dominic fike 4. breathe me in (exhale slow) – 'lucky strike' by troye sivan 5. i don't wanna be alone tonight – 'cross my heart' by marianas trench 6. you put your arms around me (and i'm home) – 'arms' by christina perri 7. i see you in the daytime (i hear you at night) – 'amen' by amber run 8. walking towards those green neon lights – 'delaware' by briston maroney [wip] 9. i let you win (i love to lose) – 'leaves' by joe p [wip]

tagging @air-exec, @triggerlil, @counting0nit, @hauntingcontradiction, @swifty-fox,

@bcolfanfic, @nicijones, @avonne-writes, @don-humes-tiny-shorts, and anyone else who wants to do this, i'm so keen to read everyone's lists! (+ apologies if you don't yoink lyrics for fic titles lol <3)

[jowbokitten]

I'm 21 today YAAAAA

[objectspod]

New episode! Hope you like breakfast!

In a stunning 1961 UAP encounter, Wisconsin plumber Joe Simonton was handed hard evidence of extraterrestrial contact: four greasy "pancakes" from outer space. In this episode, Greg and Dana track down Project Blue Book's missing flying saucer flapjacks, accidentally uncovering a bizarre conspiracy poised to rewrite UFO history. Plus, Connor plans a purely hypothetical heist, Keelin reminds us she isn't that short, and we meet two aliens from the planet Lamborghini. Fire up the flameless grill and beware the Men in Black, because once you eat the pancakes from space, you ain't coming back.