#alien contact

[miryalle]

And this great man saw a UFO. He never recanted his account, never bowed to pressure to say "just a weather balloon", he knew. They're out there. Jimmy told us decades ago.

the only things i know about jimmy carter are:

-he looked straight up dead when he turned 100 and voted early cos he was straight up dead and now he's actually dead dead

-was president during the three mile island reactor partial meltdown incident and because he had worked on nuclear subs before he knew that shit was fine and went over there to be like lalala i <3 reactors while the media were shitting their britches over a teeny tiny amount of radiation

[imhotepii]

Close Encounters

[girlmaligned]

aight y'all so before First Contact we gotta make a group decision.

[sspacegodd]

[queststhroughduality]

[objectspod]

New episode! Hope you like breakfast!

In a stunning 1961 UAP encounter, Wisconsin plumber Joe Simonton was handed hard evidence of extraterrestrial contact: four greasy "pancakes" from outer space. In this episode, Greg and Dana track down Project Blue Book's missing flying saucer flapjacks, accidentally uncovering a bizarre conspiracy poised to rewrite UFO history. Plus, Connor plans a purely hypothetical heist, Keelin reminds us she isn't that short, and we meet two aliens from the planet Lamborghini. Fire up the flameless grill and beware the Men in Black, because once you eat the pancakes from space, you ain't coming back.

[drmadscientistmd]

Dear aliens, if you ever want to take Earth for yourselves, don't bother invading. Just beam us down blueprints to a machine that when built instantly kills all sentient life on the planet. You can make the function of the machine extremely clear, trust me. Half of humanity will immediately race to start building it, all the while saying things like "We know what it's going to do, but we have to be the ones to turn it on! The cat's already out of the bag! There's no stopping progress! Can you imagine if a rival country turns it on before us? We can use it responsibly! The shareholders love that we're on the cutting edge of this!"

[pulpsandcomics2]

Alien Contact

[strautmaskreplica]

we are not alone

CONTACT is a cosmic storytelling TTRPG about alien communication through tarot and song.

Make a playlist, decipher alien communication, respond to the messengers.

2-6 players

1-2 hours

Requires a tarot deck and a way to listen to music

It's funding for ONE MORE WEEK! Check out the Crowdfundr here:

How will you respond to the Messengers?

[kisiel-z-kosmosu]

The normaliest conversetion in the pinky-beige void ☕

[divine-nonchalance]

Another sighting...

I just went outside and a bright white light appeared in the distant sky, I thought it was a star or planet first, but it's already pretty bright dawn here so I looked around to see if there were any other stars noticable and found none.

I returned my gaze to where the bright light was and it was gone.

[hardlyunwise]

Humans are monstrous terrifying creatures from an aliens perspective

Physically resilient to the point if not needing most organs they are born with

Food they eat is harmful even to most creatures on their home planet, to the point that animals will die from consuming regular human dietary choices

Toxins that dont kill them outright will likely lead to building immunity or purging from their systems within days with no adverse affects

Harmful radiation from their close proximity star is more of a nuisance than anything, and they have machines that shoot powerful x-rays to image their skeletons with the intent of finding issues instead of causing them

Regularly able to survive direct hits from lightning, sometimes multiple times throughout their long lives

Climates that fluctuate to below the freezing point of the liquid that makes up 70% of their bodies and halfway to its boiling point are normal habitable ranges and need minimal gear to survive exposure, if any at all

Physical exertion and exhaustion causes them to become many times stronger in whatever they did, and delicate dextrous manipulation of objects and tools just seems to improve passively the more they handle things

Even unarmed and unarmored they are dangerous, and they are neither of those things 99% of the time

Humans are Krogans, Humans are monster's, Humans are the stuff that you don't want to learn is your first alien contact and I want to see a story from a species that's completely shocked by how invincible and awful humans seem to them, the culture disparity too would be great

[spaceintruderdetector]

1970s ufo contact testimony from mexico

UFO Contact From Andromeda R N Hernandez : Prof R N Hernandez, Wendelle C. Stevens : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive