#jobbing

[shadybisexualpirate]

A poem

I have a job. Why do I have a job? God I wish I didn't have a job. I wish I just had money.

[axolotluv]

First training day went well, passed out for 12 hours afterwards 👍

[thevindicativevordan]

Could you please explain to me what 'Jobbing' means in your metas. Thanks.

It's a wrestling term that is used to refer to when one fighter is meant to lose to another, simply because their bosses want to make the other guy look good. It refers to a wrestler "doing the job" of losing to make someone else look good. Recent example:

Zdarsky wants to make Failsafe look tough and smart so he has him kick Superman's ass. Clark "jobs" by losing when he really shouldn't, but he's just a narrative prop to establish Failsafe as tough. Hence he's "done the job" he was meant to.

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

@magitekconveyor

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[corpish]

in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

[soaptaculart]

Postcanon Farcille indulgence

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[ace-of-arthropods]

the autism spectrum or something idk

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[bahoreal]

obsessed with this