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馃毃 We Need Your Kindness to Survive 馃毃
Hello, My name is Mosab Elderawi, and I live in Gaza with my family. Life here has become harder than I ever imagined, and I鈥檓 writing this with hope in my heart that you might hear our story.
The ongoing war has devastated my family. We鈥檝e lost 25 family members鈥攅ach one a beloved part of our lives, taken too soon. I miss them deeply鈥攖heir laughter, their presence, their love. Every day is a reminder of this unimaginable loss.
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We are now facing daily challenges to survive鈥攖hings that most people take for granted, like food, clean water, and a safe place to sleep. The harsh realities of life here have replaced our dreams with the constant fight for survival.
Our Current Situation:
馃挃 Lost Stability: The war has left us without work or a stable source of income. 馃崬 Basic Needs: Food and water are becoming harder to afford with rising prices and scarce resources. 馃摎 Dreams on Hold: Like so many here, my family鈥檚 dreams have been replaced by the need to simply survive. 馃槩 Unimaginable Loss: Losing 25 loved ones has left a void that can never be filled.
How You Can Help:
I鈥檓 sharing our story with the hope that someone out there might care. Even $5 can make a big difference for us, and if you鈥檙e unable to donate, just reblogging this post can help spread the word.
Your kindness, no matter how small, is something we鈥檒l never forget.
What This Means to Us:
Your support is not about changing our entire situation鈥攊t鈥檚 about giving us a little relief, a little hope, and a way to keep going. We are not asking for much, and we understand if you can鈥檛 donate. Sharing our story is just as valuable to us as a donation.
Thank you for reading this far. It means the world to us to know that someone is listening. Your kindness gives us strength and helps us believe in a better tomorrow.
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I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.
Like it stared w lance early on being like
Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other
Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-
But then ended up as
Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-
Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while
Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?
Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.
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I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.
Like it stared w lance early on being like
Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other
Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-
But then ended up as
Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-
Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while
Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?
Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.
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Merlin: I almost got beheaded today!
Arthur: How!?!
Merlin: Oh I accidentally spilled some wine on your father. He pointed his sword at me and said 鈥淭he person at the end of this sword is an idiot鈥漚nd I asked which end.
Arthur: This is why I love you
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Merlin and the knights playing never have I ever
At first, it's innocent stuff and Gwaine complains that it's all dull trivia and they need to start getting into the more interesting questions. Leon looks him dead in the eyes and says "Fine. Never have I ever been arrested" Literally everyone but Leon drinks.
From that point it becomes a challenge to see who's done the most outrageously criminal shit "Never have I ever been in a bar fight" "Never have I ever committed identity fraud" "Never have I ever broken someone out of the dungeons" "Never have I ever stolen from the royal vaults" "Never have I ever committed treason with the King still in the room" And Merlin. Just. Keeps. Drinking. Now it's about trying to find something Merlin hasn't done but one of the others has. The answer turns out to be "Never have I ever been banished from a kingdom"
Merlin passes out before he runs out of criminal things he's done. Magic is the only reason he's still alive the next morning after how high his blood alcohol level was.
After Merlin passes out the knight just look at each other wondering how Merlin hasn't been executed yet with all the shit he's done. Gwaine chuckles and shakes his head "Perks of being the king's mistress"
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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*
merlin, magic user: oh fuck
arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?
lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin鈥檚 magic: no! i have magic
gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin鈥檚 magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!
mordred, desperate for his hero鈥檚 approval bc no matter what he鈥檚 done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no鈥 have magic.
percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.
*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*
elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin鈥s merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.
leon, exhausted, has known of merlin鈥檚 magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur鈥檚 feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin鈥檚 magic and wouldn鈥檛 harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:
*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn鈥檛 said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*
leon, sighing: 鈥o. i have magic.
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country bumpkin merlin not knowing anything about city life and accidentally courting arthur without knowing
merlin, watching gwen give lancelot her favor: why do you do that
gwen, heart eyes at lance and not paying that much attention to the conversation: so he knows i鈥檓 rooting for him
merlin, with an Idea: ah.
gwaine, lover of chaos, pisser offer of nobles and royals alike, ultimate wingman: merlin鈥ou have such lonely lips. shall i introduce them to mine?
merlin, unaware of the game gwaine is playing: so you can steal my breath away? i think not, scoundrel
arthur, crushing his goblet in his hand:
merlin: arthur鈥檚 been in a bad mood recently :( i should cheer him up
merlin, remembering when arthur was put out when merlin brought morgana flowers and not him: i know just the thing
merlin, bringing a bouquet of carnations, roses, and tulips and setting them on arthur鈥檚 table while he鈥檚 eating breakfast: good morning, sire
arthur, trained on flower language in hopes that one day when he was to take a queen he could woo her easily, trying not to audibly choke on his sausage as he reads merlin鈥檚 declaration of love sitting in front of him:
arthur, who recently found out about merlin鈥檚 magic and was trying to find a way to bring it up, catching him in the act and watching merlin panic to explain himself:
merlin, Freaking: and i swear to you arthur, i have only ever used it for you. my magic is yours. my life is yours. i am yours. i would never do anything to harm you. i have protected you for years and will continue to do so at your side if you鈥檒l have me
arthur, already believing them to be courting, desperately trying to figure out if that was a proposal for marriage or not but tired of being confused and deciding fuck it: here.
merlin, taking it: i鈥h鈥uh?
arthur, watching merlin with hawk eyes and trying to figure out what he鈥檚 thinking and feeling: it鈥檚 my mothers sigil
merlin, confused as FUCK but is focusing on the fact that arthur is handing him something of his mother rather than a death sentence: my鈥y lord?
arthur, realizing how scared merlin鈥檚 must be about him finding out about his magic and trying to comfort him while also proposing, killing two birds with one stone: i will always keep you at my side, merlin, so long as we both shall live. if you鈥檒l allow me.
merlin, almost collapsing with relief and tearing up, smiling at arthur as if he had parted the storm clouds to allow sun to shine down on them in that moment: of course鈥f course, arthur. always and forever.
merlin, watching the castle staff rush this way and that: wow. this banquet must be incredibly important
sir leon the long suffering, day one ride or die, one of the original merthur shippers: banquet? merlin, this is for your wedding
merlin, overworked and exhausted: my WHAT? to WHO??
leon, regretting everything he鈥檚 ever done in his life that led him to this moment: to鈥rthur?
merlin, over joyed but also absolutely befuddled: i鈥檓 getting married to ARTHUR?????
leon: you two have been courting for the past year or so, have you not?
merlin: i鈥檝e been COURTING ARTHUR?????? FOR A YEAR?????????
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