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[spilycoris]

those who would question—

—would be strung.

introducing my little au called ‘mirth and mortality’ where the lamb is narinder's court jester. there is nothing else going on. ...totally.

bonus: this fan art made by the lovely @7-ferrets-in-a-coat . thank very much for encouraging the making of the jester au. and helping with kallamar. yeesh.

[edorazzi]

Due to scheduling conflicts we're celebrating Tintin Day early this month! 🥳

Someone said in tags that they could totally see Tintin needing International Rescuing at some point. What better way for the Hood to put iR's integrity on the line than revealing all to a world-famous reporter? Would the Tracys jeopardise their whole operation to save just one life?!

(Un)fortunately Tintin hasn't shown up at work since 1929, so the only sacrifice here will be an old man's dignity. Again. 🪦

[smittyw]

hello all! following the lead from other artists, i wanted to set up a way for people to donate in support of gaza as a means of 'buying' art from me

any donation amount is ok, but since i want to do as much as i can efficiently, smaller donations will be the baseline of an uncolored sketch & going higher means i can add more detail like in the examples above 👍

links provided for accepted donations:

(priority) any donations to gofundmes via operation olive branch

e-sims for gaza

care for gaza

PCRF

gaza medical staff support

palestine legal

terms of service for my regular commissions apply here, so go read those if you need more info. send me proof of your donation in DM's, email (infinitemacaroni@gmail.com) or discord (smitty.w) and tell me what you want drawn!

details subject to change if donation needs change! i can & will accept donations to other fundraisers or reputable orgs focused on palestine, just run it by me first.

(edited 5.2.24 to add more relevant info)

[bloodpen-to-paper]

The efficiency of Bolas is insane. Cellbit and Charlie were messing around Casualonas-emoting with Anna and as soon as they decided to help Green they were honed into work-mode, strategizing what to do to boost Green past Blue

[unionizedwizard]

the fact you literally saved the entire cosmos and then immediately decided to take shifts at the (not so local) starbucks AND also at a new and #disruptive indian delivery gig job in-between helping to run a combination club and radio station for depressed moon bunnies On Da Fucking Moon In Da Fucking Sky.... literally unparalleled

[vesperione]

Here’s my final stance on the whole “there’s a predator in the starkid fandom now spreading lies about me as a person which I knew would happen which is why I don’t speak out on a platform like tumblr for like two years”

1. He is and he’s lying

(Rest under the cut)

2. I’ve had bellqmione blocked for months. Or they’ve blocked me. Idfk. I’ve sent no asks but I’ve seen the screenshots of ash saying it was me.

Again. I’ve sent no asks bcs how could I send an ask when I’ve either been blocked or I blocked them?? Make it make sense ffs.

3.

That screenshot was from yesterday. It was sent over to ash. He acknowledged it and then publicly spread lies about me despite seeing the evidence!

HE IS FUCKING DANGEROUS AND I HAVE SEEN OTHER PEOPLE COME FORWARD ADMITTING HE DID THE SAME THING

That thing was putting on a collar, begging to be leashed in the style of hey Melissa roleplay. He denied this. He is a liar.

That is all goodnight I’m saying no more on it mwah

[partyinthemysterymachine]

literally why are you so mean to him, james, come on mannnn

[neilien]

I just think a robot demon would be neat.

[jenthebug]

I went to my appointment and found out that I don’t have cancer anymore.

Then I got home to a letter that I don’t have a job to go back to. Fired for “failure to return from leave.”

I need a fucking drink.

[tsuchinokoroyale]

The proud look of a boy who finished updating his resume 🥳🥳🥳 that was a trip down memory lane…

I love this picture bc A) it’s proof that there was a period of time when I did silly things like present seminars and B) it was like the last day of normalcy for a VERY long time. As I was gearing up to give this talk our department head runs in and announces that the first Covid patient had arrived at the hospital we were at. People immediately got up to leave and I tried not to take it personally. Our department head said that starting tomorrow we would be expected to remain home until further notice. To the remaining audience he said “This will be the last in person seminar until things cool down,” and turning to me he said “Let’s make sure it’s a good one!” “No pressure,” I replied.

This picture is from the end of my talk, so it’s the last slide the good people of my department saw before we all went into lockdown and damn if I’m not a little proud of that 🤭

[linktube]

angela: tell me about this cowboy you saw who shat himself in a red lobster

damien: now, when i was a wee liittle boy from georgia me and my daddy would go to red lobster all the time, hence why that is my favorite "fancy" restaurant haha. but for this one we were in nebraska, if you could even believe it?? because we were just driving to LA for the fist time, Thats why we were in nebraska!! random i know lol. anyways, as i was sitting there eating my delicious meal i started to smell something.. can you guess what it was??? umm if you guessed a little poo poo smell you were correct!! ദ്ദി(⎚_⎚) so anyways, as i was searching my perimeters to see where the heck-

angela: thats a cute life story damien but my GOD can you pls just talk about this man you saw. pls

[ef-1]

🍷<3

[skunkes]

i may be stupid

[moonlume]

tumblr said draw something bad so I did but I'm mad I still didn't feel anything

[bredforloyalty]

maj @chateauofmymind and mika @tenderperversion tagged me to describe myself with pictures from my phone thank youu babes<33

@kalaharidown @erving-goffman @frereamour @coldforestnight @woundworship @dtwof if any of you feel like it<3

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

muahahahaha my seto kaiba pop up parade figure has arrived ........