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it seems… adjusts glasses lowers clipboard clears throat… the patient has a severe case of… babydoll face.. and the only cure is… ahhh so cutes >_< sorry i got distracted by your cutesness.. oh there is no cure my bads

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What super special treat do you get/do for yourself to unwind and ... well treat yourself?

DEPENDS ENTIRELY ON MY MOOD, BUT

i am most often a Big Stupid Slut™️ for lychee flavored candies (and ramune), baklava, key lime pie, and lemon bars :3

oh and also

WHI-PPAH

NERDS ROPE AND GUMMY CLUSTERS BE UPON YE

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hai.

EN GARDE

NEAPOLITAN COCONUT VINTAGE CANDY BE UPON YE (BUT PRETEND THAT THEY ARE HEART SHAPED 🤎🤍💖)

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🔄 Assigns YOU a candy 🔄 Heart-shaped cherry lollipop

REVERSE UNO

HEART-SHAPED JELLYBEANS BE UPON YE

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I WANT TO BE ASSIGNED SUGARY SWEETS

B E H O L D

JELLY HEART CANDY BE UPON YE

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whats your fav piece of goomt fanart?

ALL OF THEM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏💖💖💖💖💖

REJOICE, HEART MALLOWS BE UPON YE

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send me an ask and i will assign u a candy or marshmallow :3

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when the multichapter fic gets a bit too long

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SO!! how i'm gonna be runnin my blog.

we all know shit is rough and it's gonna be that way.

other than the few Important Posts™️ that i might make or reblog here or there, this blog is PRIMARILY, STRICTLY going to be Fun Zone Only™️.

i'm going to be keeping political posts to a HARSH minimum. i am keeping Discourse Posts to a HARSH minimum. i am keeping fundraiser reblogs to a HARSH minimum.

THIS BLOG IS FUN ZONE ONLY. we are here to be silly and stay silly and decompress. i do not want to be a part of the doom scroll, i want to be a part of the happy health scroll.

if this stance is somehow upsetting to hear, then please block and move on.

cheers mates, love you, do not comply in advance, and stay silly, and stubbornly strong 💖💖🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚💖💖💖💖🙏🙏💖🙏🥚🥚🥚💖

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rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

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Gerard P Donelan

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🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

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California Quail, on Threadless, 100% of my sales going to WCK for fire relief & disaster relief efforts ❤️‍🩹

https://heyoitsbirdz.threadless.com/designs/california-valley-quail-design

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Pokémon, New York City Store (2001)

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Me and the mutuals meeting up in our Hostess Pajamas to talk shit, do each other’s hair & makeup, smoke bowls, and listen to poe, fiona apple, aimee mann, and michael penn records.