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father tony im sorry but whenever you use the word "gingerly" in ur writing it has me thinking of a ginger irish dancing to irish music and it cackles me up 🙁
YK WHAT AN ABSOLUTE WIN 😩 Irish dancers! AU JJK men x reader to come very soon.........😈?
#jkjk but#i looooove irish dancing omg#as a kid I'd practice it and never got around to getting good LMFAO#my mother was like wtf you can't even kandyan dance you think you can irish dance#anon#tonytalks
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AUSTON ROBBED OF SELKE. i for one am shocked
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I feel myself slipping back into my rimworld obsession ⚠️
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Between Chimera and Nix, Jan really on a bit of a nasty boy path huh
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You know too much
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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued
#Alex Hirsch saying Bill is a secret lowkey fan of Duchess Approves is the funniest thing ever actually#Stan to Bill's face: FAKE FAN. LOSER. POSER#Stan to the internet stranger with aggravating yet thought provoking takes: I think I WILL spend 5 hours on Ao3 gleefully debating this guy#anyway secret identity. enemies to lovers. slow burn 500k- jkjk potential is there tho. don't tell me its not#Theoretically the computer room whitelist shouldn't let Bill contact the outside world but the therapists are thrilled Bill made a 'friend'#Stanford has no idea but is also happy Stanley has a friend. It will be carnage when Stan & Bill find out. Ultimate betrayal truly#gravity falls#GF Fan art#fan art#Stanley Pines#Bill Cipher#Grunkle Stan#Stan Pines#Post canon#ao3 fanficion au ?? I suppose ??#fanart#tbob#the book of bill#artists on tumblr#my art#Comic#gravity falls comic
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Regulus: Effie said she’s on her way.
James: How do you know?
Regulus: She… texted me?
James: Why would she text you? I’m her son?
Regulus: Yeah well I’m clearly her favourite.
James: How-
Regulus: Look *whips out phone* she has TWO hearts next to my name.
James: WHAT?
Regulus: See.
James: I only have ONE??
Regulus patting James on the back: Shhh, it’ll be okay.
#jkjk Effie loves all of her sons#her and regulus just definitely have a book club with Remus#marauders#jegulus#james potter#regulus black#james x regulus#sunseeker#regulus x james#starchaser#jegulus fic#euphemia potter
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Allo peeps need to understand being aromantic isn't just "Ewww, romance". It's "I will follow you to the ends of the Earth and beyond, regardless of where that would lead me." Platonically, of course."
(But please keep in mind that for some it IS "Ewww, romance" And they don't need to be treated like they're not a part of this community, btw. This is an objective fact, btw. Aros are awesome, btw)
(This post is about QPRs and my experiences being aro, I just wanted to make a silly little post about that, aplatonics are valid and real this post was about me and maybe for people who relate)
#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtq+#lgbtq community#lgbtq pride#queer pride#aro#aromantic#aro pride#arospec#aspec#pride#pride month#aromantic pride#aromantism#jkjk i actuslly kinda made this with the intent to gain notes#bro i love praise sm#qpr#queerplatonic#queer platonic relationship#queer platonic#queer platonic partner#queer platonic attraction#queer platonic love#qpp#qpr positivity#qpr pride#qpp positivity
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Jealous SDV (hybrid?) boys rutting into you after getting jealous after smelling someone else on you <3
Ahhh oh goshhhh okay- I need to whip smth up for this
(I got carried away - forgive me? I went for a ramble and it became smth- I wrote enough for warnings 😭)
Warnings : Smut | 18+ | Hybrid Characters | Scenting | implication of ruts and heats | jealousy | thoughts about lactation & pregnancy | Sam Sebastian Alex Sh*ne | not beta read >v>
PuppyBoy!Sam jumping on you when you finally return home! Hugging you, nuzzling into your neck and sniffing in your scent with a happy sigh when you card your hand through his hair.
PuppyBoy!Sam who stops short, nose pressing hard into your skin, inhaling an ever familiar scent; Sebastian, the Catboy.
PuppyBoy!Sam who whines and whimpers, his yellow-blonde ears drooping down. The smell distressing him despite being best friends with Sebastian for many years - He squirms and cries, glomping over you, tail frantically wagging as he makes an attempt to heavily scent you.
PuppyBoy!Sam pressing his body to your own, weight keeping you on the surface of the bed below, feverishly rocking his hips into your cunt. Heavy balls slapping into your pussy, warm hands all over your body.
PuppyBoy!Sam who can't help but bite and nibble at your skin, slobbering all over you. His tail wiggles and wags, ears pinned to his head, poor croaked voice whimpering and whining, moaning out silly insecurities and desperate attempts to soothe himself.
PuppyBoy!Sam just can't stop crying. "You love me, I know you do!" "M' a Good Boy! Right?" "Better than Seb- Love you more-!" Babbling nonsense while he humps at your gushy pussy and feverishly rubs at your clit.
CatBoy!Sebastian lazily crawling to you on the lounge when you return, slinking across, tail swishing calmy as he snuggles up, gently pawing at your chest.
CatBoy!Sebastian tucking his face into your neck as he carefully kneads at your skin, peppering kisses and nose boops behind your ear.
CatBoy!Sebastian letting out a little feral growl at the offensive scent of someone else lingering on your clothes and skin - Probably that stupid dumb Jock CowHybrid!Alex. His ears pin and his tail stands static.
CatBoy!Sebastian biting and licking his corse tongue over your pretty, sensitive nipples. Hands kneading at your thighs, lips latched over your pert buds. If he thought and imagined hard enough, he could taste your sweet milky cream on his tongue.
CatBoy!Sebastian who gets a little carried away with the thought of you swollen and leaking milk just for him and his Kittens. He can't help but rut and grind up on your clothed cunt.
CatBoy!Sebastian who wraps his fingers around your throat, squeezing subtly, coaxing your tongue to lul out of your mouth.
CatBoy!Sebastian who spits on your tongue and kisses you after. Searing hot, canines clattering your own, biting into your soft lips as he pulls away, eyes quinted and lips downturned in a pouty frown.
CowHybrid!Alex knocking his forehead softly into your own, mindful of his budding horns, bringing you into a warm hug after your night out at the Saloon.
CowHybrid!Alex kissing your temple, shucking off your coat to hang up, noticing a wet patch and catching a whiff of something odd - Spilt beer no doubt, tangled in something spicy.. Jalepeno poppers?
CowHybrid!Alex wasting little time, instincts running rampant. Easily manhandling your pretty self to the nearest counter, head in the clouds, mind only focused on reclaiming what was his.
CowHybrid!Alex falling victim to his own Bull heritage - Rutting his cock up between the pretty swell of your ass, horns poking pressure into the back of your head. His jaw threatens to nip and bite into your neck, rough, large hands pressing you down.
CowHybrid!Alex who makes haste at his pants, revealing his veiny leaky cock, pushing the sticky, squishy tip up against your wet panties. Grinding and pushing the barrier of your underwear, messing up the fabric even more with his own leaky pre.
CowHybrid!Alex pulling your panties aside and fucking his thick bull cock into your pretty pussy, tumbling himself into a rut. He moans and shouts, hands on your hips to pull you back on his length.
CowHybrid!Alex who can't help but stare at his fat, drippy bull cock burying up in your tight, wet cunt.
CowHybrid!Alex who would go again and again, releasing his hot milky cum over and over, Marking up on your insides. Messy and gooey, dripping down his own front as he humps at you from behind.
BearHybrid!Shane walking home with you from the Saloon, after a big night of drinking and Pool with the other younger patrons of the town.
BearHybrid!Shane grumbling as you enter the front door, kicking off his shoes. Bending to put them on the rack, standing with a crack in his knee and a glare when you giggle at him.
BearHybrid!Shane who pretends to be mad, pulling you in for a big warm hug, wrapping his arms around your frame, squeezing you snug and tight.
BearHybrid!Shane who lets up a little, nose pressing into your hair and neck, catching a whiff of an abundance of hybrid smells - Some Canine, Feline, all sticking to your skin more than he'd like - Surely those youngin boys weren't stupid enough to make an attempt at anything? Right?
BearHybrid!Shane who thinks he just has to mark you up better, to let everyone know who you really belonged to.
BearHybrid!Shane rubbing his scratchy chin on your neck, pressing his larger body on to your own, putting a warm pressure on your skin.
BearHybrid!Shane licking at your skin, nibbling, biting, kissing up on your torso, leading down, down, down your tummy to your core.
BearHybrid!Shane squeezing at your hips and thighs with his large, warm hands, pawing at your body, caressing and teasing over all the most sensitive and ticklish spots. His large thumbs swiping over your cute, drooly pussy, his own mouth nearly watering at the sight.
BearHybrid!Shane suckling on your clit, lapping his tongue through your sticky folds, grumbling to himself between your legs cause you're just "Too fucken' sweet" "Like fucken' honey, Baby".
BearHybrid!Shane and his scratchy 12 o clock shadow scraping your inner thigh. Large, warm hands squeezing at your hips, pulling your pussy onto his tongue.
BearHybrid!Shane with his lips smushed up on your cunt, nose bumping up on your clit, pretty purple eyes peering up through his dark brow, furrowed and grumpy while he laps and suckles on you. Just spitting and drooling up on your thighs, marking you up with his teeth and slobber.
(I don't have a favourite what do you meannn)
#ʚ•*°SashiAvi Writes°*•ɞ#sashiavi asks#censored shane because my moots hate him and therefore hate me </3#jkjk i love you all pls enjoy ilysm#stardew alex#stardew valley smut#stardew sam#stardew valley#stardew shane#stardew sebastian#stardew smut#shane x reader#shane sdv#sdv shane x reader#sdv alex x reader#alex x reader#sdv sam x reader#sdv sam smut#sdv shane smut#sdv alex smut#sdv sebastian smut#sdv sebastian x reader#stardew valley x reader
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her own moonlight
#bg3#shadowheart#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanart#you cannot get sunburnt if you get thrown into a lake...i think#jkjk this is about her finally enjoying her agency#and by that I mean that she can now swim without floaties
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maybe..if neil was blind in one eye after the lola attack
#aftg#all for the game#all for the game fanart#aftg fanart#neil josten#andrew minyard#i have a knife and ill put it through your teeth.. jkjk i jest . iykyk
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Perhaps.........sisters.......
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sometimes a situationship is a prophet, her biggest believer and a non believer
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets fanart#yj fanart#yj#lottielee#lottienat#lottie matthews#laura lee#natalie yellowjackets#natalie scatorccio#i love lesbians#what if we held hands and started a cult together where we hunt and eat people in our free time#hihi jkjk haha unless#I started and finished this show this week Someone talk to me
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"Bruce isn't really Jewish" right but if his kids come up to him and say "B, it hurts when I do this," he just looks at them deadpan and says "Then...don't do that." That's a Jewish king right there.
#he WOULD say that okay#jewish bruce wayne#jewish humor#jewish batfamily#jkjk#unless?#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily
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looking forward to little bro
#carried csm in my bumble opinion#humble **#jkjk#csm#angel#angel devil#chainsaw man#fanart#iztea draws#angel devil fanart#csm angel#art meme#csm manga#csm fanart#csm anime
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#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#the bear#sydcarmy#she was thinking this while Claire was there I just know it#jkjk I know she likes his eyes#carmy is just like me for#im a little insane#about them
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Maybe out there is a forever that I get to spend with you
#fooze#rwby#rwby fanart#ruby rose#rwby ruby#weiss schnee#rwby weiss#whiterose#see I told ya I’d eventually get a proper wr out there#the only way to talk to Weiss properly is to pick her up and have her wrapped around your waist#omg whaaaat who says that??#k back to dust bunny jkjk hahaha 👀
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