#jimbortion

[exclusively0ccupied]

crash imminent

[greatestmeepboie]

Beware you never speak of him, for then the pictures of life will fade into shadows, haunting dreams will climb forth from your heart and feed on your blood

(part 3 below the cut. warning for gore, cannibalism, and j*mmy)

So I got inspired by @yizhidaedra super awesome "Un Chien Andalou" post and decided to make my own funky things inspired by the hit 1922 movie (that everyone has definitely heard of) Nosferatu. The last one is my favorite but ew Jimmy. He should've been jimborted not gonna lie. The first one was rushed (and the perspective sucks ass but hey we ballin, or we can just call it german expressionism influence and move on (or we can call it Jimmy ruins everything, that works too)) but I put effort into the other two. Photo studies are my best friend

[micksmansion]

words cannot explain how much i see jabortion and curly as a fucked up version of bojack horseman and mr peanut butter... like cmon... bojack being pissy at mr pb for being more successful than him and shit like that... etc.... ouuuugg....

i jus know they watched bjhm together and jimbortion missed the point and just went "woww he is so me"

[awfulcake]

.. Ah , I see .. Whatever you say I suppose , Jimbo.

You aren't very sigma ...

what the fuck does that mean. @awfulcake curl what does this mean.

[captainfrenchfries]

What's your opinion of everyone on the ship? (Yes, including Jimbortion)

Swansea: Alright guy, can be kind of rude but he means well Anya: She's shy but everyone loves her Daisuke: Everyone's ray of sunshine Jimmy: My best friend so he's alright

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

theres a really hot lady who smokes and looks like a renisance painting and she says she likes you Jimbortion

(I'm referencing my RP anon.)

"Can you ask her to give me some cigarettes, Curly stole the rest of mine and I'm struggling a little bit."

[nottakingresponsibility]

OH I SEE, CLOWNON, TRYING TO CLOWN ON ME HUH?? WELL FUCK YOU JIMBORTION!!!!! 🤡🤡

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN FUCKING ORIGINAL. FUCK YOU TOO."

[exclusively0ccupied]

we fixed this... i fixed this.

[nottakingresponsibility]

Finding an icepick rn Jimbortion, YOU BETTER BE FUCKING READY 🤡🤡🤡

"Are you even medically capable of doing this. Hey. Don't do that. I really don't think you should do that."

[nottakingresponsibility]

Heeeeeey jimbortion .... BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

"That's not m- ow- ouch, fuck ow! Stop that?!"

[nottakingresponsibility]

dw jimbortion you got this you got this

"...Got what? Where the hell am I." He was becoming delirious. The blood loss was getting to him, that fabric wasn't doing shit it was just staining. "Jesus. What the fuck. I can't see clearly.. it's so pink."

[nottakingresponsibility]

hey jimbortion how you feelin' mann co ??

"Uh... gonna be honest with you, I have no fucking clue what I'm looking at."

[nottakingresponsibility]

Hey jimbortion put these on **gives him Pyroland vision goggles**

"Huh... what the fuck. Where am I.. god, it's so colorful. It's almost blinding."

[nottakingresponsibility]

hey jimbortion look at this **MAKES YOU SEE STARS AND RAINBOWS AND DANCING CATS**

"Woah. Woah what the fuck. That's not red. Hey. What the hell is this. Where am I." This was not one of his usual hallucinations.