#responsibilitytolerateshim

[nottakingresponsibility]

"Jim, I need your opinion!" (She walks in, wearing a short dress.) "Is this good, or should I return this?" (She gave a little spin for effect.) "I packed it and I haven't really worn it."

"Why should my opinion matter? I mean, you seem quite optimistic about it. But if it's really a requirement, it does look quite pretty, huh?"

[nottakingresponsibility]

Hey, strangers. Is Jimmy here? I gotta talk to him about his timeline, something tells me it's not just parallels but more of a timeline split.

@atombombskilledtheradiostar

He seemed confused. Is there just another Jimmy on this ship? He ...wasn't even sure how he got here in the first place, so he didn't know how to respond to that. Lots of words he didn't understand. "Who- ...who are you?" His voice was quiet at first, but he assumed he should speak up properly, or he might not even be heard.

[nottakingresponsibility]

...Jimmy? Are you done being a literal toddler? I think I realized what exactly split our timeline.

@atombombskilledtheradiostar

"...Literal toddler? What are you on about now? Whatever, yeah, I'm here. What insane shit do you have to tell me now?"

[nottakingresponsibility]

(Weirdly enough, she didn't show up to say hi today. It was way quiet.) (...except for a very quiet groan coming from the lump under a blanket that was Pigeon.) "..ngmh."

He was confused, to say the least. He poked at the blanket, tilting his head. "Hey. You alright under there? Something happen?"

[nottakingresponsibility]

Hey Jim... I'm just checking in, I got told some rather... concerning stuff and just... just wanted to see if you were ok

- @nurseanya404

That voice. He knew that voice, even if it was slightly muffled by the ringing in his ears. He tensed, trying to act as normal as his fucked up voice would allow him. "Yeah, yyeah.. I'm fiine.." He didn't even make an attempt to hide his now somehow bandaged arm though, it hurt to move. He might've gone a little overboard.

[nottakingresponsibility]

WATER ANON HERE: DO YOU WANT AGUA INSTEAD.

"I really don't see how that'd help me. And something tells me I don't want that either."

[nottakingresponsibility]

Hey, Ghost of Nuclear Bombs Past here again. I'm currently possessing your ship and piloting it on my own. I cut travel time down by a week.

Why are your walls full of foam? This shit... is this just asbestos?

"What the fuck are you talking about. Nuclear bombs past?? Wait. How are you doing that, exactly?? And do you mean the emergency foam or? Like. Literal outside the walls, cause if you mean outside the walls as far as I'm aware there is nothing there."

[nottakingresponsibility]

(Shes found ray. And is currently holding the lizard in her hands, overjoyed.) "LIZZARD!!"

He was panicked. Clearly. He was panicked. "...Be careful. Please. If he escapes out of your grasp and runs away I'm never gonna be able to fucking find him."

[nottakingresponsibility]

(She says nothing. No hello, no kiss, just sits next to him and puts his hand on her head.) "Pets. Need it."

"What..? I mean- alright.. sure?" He didn't ...exactly know how to do that. But, he tried his best. He was mostly just running his fingers through her hair, hoping that was at least kind of like what she meant.

[nottakingresponsibility]

"S-so uh-" (Shes awkwardly fidgeting around, already regretting this.) "Uh, instead of doing that dumb uh- ship work- how a-about you do me instead-" (She cant even hold it together, bursting out in a fit of giggles.) "Oh my god. I cant. I'm sorry.."

He tilt his head, watching curiously as she fidgeted. Oh, well that was kind of out of nowhere. It made him blink several times however. "Hah, I don't think so. Haven't got quite that far into the relationship yet, have we? Ship work is pretty important." He chuckled, it was amusing to him, really.

[nottakingresponsibility]

You know who it is. Again.

Found a crashed spaceship. Alien craft. Zetans. Little green men. Found a blaster on it.

Unrelated note, you ever see an alien? Send back.

@atombombskilledtheradiostar

"What. ...So that was related to you?? Of course it was, why wouldn't it be. Wait. A blaster?? What the fuck do you mean a blaster. Also, yes. I have. I don't know if I was just so fucking out of it cause of blood loss, or if it was a real thing. Probably a real thing."

[nottakingresponsibility]

(Messy hair, tired eyes. Just woke up.) "Mornin'.."

"Morning. You look a little disheveled there."

[nottakingresponsibility]

"Jimmy.. cant sleep.. :(" (Shes got a stuffed dinosaur in her arms.) "Can I sleep with you, please..?"

He should really get used to her sudden appearances by now. He nodded. "Yeah, if it makes you feel better. Just ...don't freak out if I start kicking around or something. Sleep problems."

[nottakingresponsibility]

"Ah- Jimmy are you okay??" (Girlfriend panic.) "Do you need a hospital???"

"Perfectly - ffine!" His voice was strained. He was lying. He was literally clutching his arms around himself.

[nottakingresponsibility]

“ … So. Any more tolerable, or wh-”

He pauses, and squints at Jimmy.

“ Is that a fucking lizard?”

- @mistake-responsibility

"Yeah, it's uh.. a bit better, I- Lizard? What- no, no." He walked in front of the lizard, doing a terrible job at blocking it from view. "I think you're losing it, that's all."

[nottakingresponsibility]

Jimmy? Knock Knock. I have uh, I made.. somethin' for you!! can I come in, please? ...sweets? (Adding the pet name hesitantly.)

He tilt his head at the unfamiliar name, it was.. endearing. He wasn't against it. "Yeah.. come on in. You'd really take the time to make something for me, huh?"