the-true-tulpar-captain

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

"Disregard 'em, eat all the uranium you want, they can't prove anything."

All visitors and multiverse doubles/employees:

Please disregard @the-true-tulpar-captain if he tells you to eat anything that isn't a known nutritional substance. Whether he has or has not currently encouraged such behavior has yet to be determined but Pony Express waives all legal responsibility if you choose to follow advice like this from him or any other employee.

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

".... look. It's not that feasible for someone to actually get uranium, so even if I did say to eat it, which nobody can confirm, there's likely to be no harm there. So therefore I am not in the wrong."

updates on your crew while you were busy

-warin got stuck in a closet

-mouse gave neon a knife

-jimmy is encouraging people to eat uranium

WHAT.

@the-true-tulpar-captain @warin-iz-dead @neoninspace @spaceorganizermouse

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

jimmy wakes up and the first thing he does is tell someone to eat radioactive material. we love a problematic king🥰

[ikr. my favorite part of the day writing that]

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

Should I eat this piece of uranium I found

"Please do."

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

[taps the mic hesitantly] [does. does anyone wanna use one of those shared canvas sites and draw with me] [bewarned it's either gonna be mouthwashing or hannibal on my end]

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

Things to Think About

Mouthwashing

A few tidbits regarding the fandom :

* To infantilize Anya is to characterize her entirely by and around her assault. I saw someone on Pinterest say, “I just can’t imagine an SA victim in a relationship,” in regard to Anya which is… just weird thing to say. And dehumanizing.

* Also infantilizing or treating disabled Curly like a “pet” is mad weirdo behavior.

* No, Curly being disabled is not “karma” for bad behavior. If karma existed in the Mouthwashing universe Jimmy would have died by a thousand paper cuts or been tortured in the far recesses of the galaxy for eternity.

* Anya expressed a degree of forgiveness towards Curly and that’s her decision to make. Not yours. Not mine. You can feel anyway you want about it. But at the end of the day it’s her trauma. Her decision.

* Shipping is shipping, fandom is fandom. You’re in fandom culture. You can feel however you want about the ships, just don’t be douchey. (Unless it’s Anya-Jimmy, you can be a little douchey.)

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

[cri]

bewarned.....if you date a milf, they're gonna make you eat real food before you pilfer their ice cream..... >:[

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

Firstly, no confirmation on the first thing, and secondly, if neither of those things are true, then you can't make me eat real food-

bewarned.....if you date a milf, they're gonna make you eat real food before you pilfer their ice cream..... >:[

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

[WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG IGNORE THIS]

bewarned.....if you date a milf, they're gonna make you eat real food before you pilfer their ice cream..... >:[

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

bewarned.....if you date a milf, they're gonna make you eat real food before you pilfer their ice cream..... >:[

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

[I am relieved you don't mind,,,, but it was not intentional-]

mod you're back!!! are you feeling better? everything okay???

[explodes you]

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

[AUGH TUMBLR GLITCHED] [I DIDNT WANT TO EXPLODE YOU ANON IM SORRY :<]

mod you're back!!! are you feeling better? everything okay???

[explodes you]

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

mod you're back!!! are you feeling better? everything okay???

[explodes you]

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

[SCREAMS]

You strike me as someone who'd stare at a nonbinary person's chest intensely just to get a hint of what's under their shirt. Pervert.

"I would never, I am plenty respectful, thank you."

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

bestie that still sounds bad oh my god im so sorry please take it easy for a while i will fucking cry if anything bad happens to you

[I will be okay, I promise- Thank you for caring, and I'm sorry that I made you worry, but I do swear I will heal and be okay-]

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

OH MY GOD??? MOD ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? THAT'S HORRIFYING

[Hey now- Take a breath bestie- I'm okay, the worst part was waiting in the er for many hours] [Just some road rash, a heavy concussion, and a couple crispy ribs, nothing that won't heal if left alone] [Promise :3]

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

5 people died and you literally missed it. smh. I was there too but no one cares about me.

- psych eval anon

"... Who are you?? And did anyone important die?"