#jfc i hate it here

[radioactive-earthshine]

I regret to report this has broken containment where people are voting for Bart, but tragically bc they think it's the least likely option and for entirely fanon reasons....

In a hypothetical scenario, WB decides to make a Young Justice 1998 cartoon adaptation (it's really the 1998 cast this time guys) and they are blessed with a PG13 where the word "fuck" can be used, but only ONCE, in a non-sexual situation.

Lil' Lobo is not an option bc he is the obvious choice.

For fun, tell me the context for when they get to use their F-bomb.

[serpentineandblack]

Josh Homme by Andreas Neumann for JFK magazine

[highlordofkrypton]

Woke up cranky this morning, debating choosing violence—

[wishfuldivine]

Going to bed at 10pm and waking up at 4am is absolutely mental.

What the hell has happened to my sleeping schedule? Wait. Is it bad? Or is it good? It counts as sleeping and waking early, right? Oh god.

[howdoyouget]

hey bestie i hate to tell you but i accidentally left your boyfriend on true crime tiktok. yeah the true crime girlies got to him... yeah he's blaming the victims... sorry, my bad

[marshmellowtea]

i am so hungry and angry

[sennsational]

okay so something i rlly, and i mean REALLY fucking despise from the asian community is the ignorance and blatant racism there is. like this afternoon a friend of my friend messaged me privately on discord and they start calling me a ‘fake’ asian just bcs i’m not chinese, japanese or korean. that shit triggered me fr, cause who were they, having the fucking audacity to call me fake when i’m literally asian myself.

asia doesn’t exist solely around china, japan or korea! asia is a whole fucking continent with lots of different countries, each having their own culture, traditions, norms and beliefs and you want to tell me a filipino/a or indonesian or malaysian person (and a lot of other beautiful and unique asians from asian countries) are ‘fake’ asians??

suck a dick and touch some grass jfc.

[smbrsys]

‘Must just be a few su1c1dal alters… nothing too bad we can work on thaaaaaa…..’

[atempause-art]

Why is this shitass apartment so fucking cold all I can do is doodle easy stuff in bed under covers breaking my spine as I'm twisted like a shrimp crying over the big ideas I can't draw rn

[yourbestdream]

I genuinely think I might be cursed because how else is it that every single time I enter a school bathroom to get a brief reprieve from The Horrors approximately 87 people converge on it at once in a huge mob and proceed to block the sinks while yelling as loud as they possibly can

[pomskii]

Jesus fucking Christ I’m so fucking done with the people around me. I need to break something. It’s not my fucking fault I can’t concentrate and focus properly.

[putridmoon]

💌

I'm thinking of you laying there on the bed of a dimly lit room, in your flirty little skirt just waiting for someone to take you.

I start slowly getting closer to you starring you down, letting you know just how bad I want you. You start to feel the tension in the room escalating and I can hear your breathing pattern changing. I’m now just next to you, I start softly running my hand up the inside of your leg, inner thigh all the way to your stomach. I pause, take a glimpse at you, I want to see how you’re reacting to my touch. We briefly lock eyes and that’s my signal, your insistant lustful gaze has betrayed you. You haven’t uttered a single word but your body has now made it clear, you’re enjoying this moment and you sure as hell don’t want this to stop.

So I pick up where I left at, I start to run my hand on your body once more reaching for your hips, I lean my head closer to yours, gaze at your face for awhile. I slowly run my other hand trough your hair, down your neck and shoulder. Your skin feels so soft. I decide to play with the strap of your bra for a while, trying to figure out if I should take it off just now, as I push your strap to the side of your shoulder. And in that moment, as I begin to undress you, you start to feel particularly vulnerable, the intimacy of the moment is very shooting, isn’t it.

As I make my way up your upper back with my hand, you start to blush, your cheeks are turning red and you are submerged by a wave of burning desire, and you probably haven’t even noticed but your hips instinctively moved closer to me.

I have you stand up for me as I begin to wonder just how to dispose of you.

Should I start by making my way up, slowly grazing the exterior of your of thighs with the back of my hand ?

Or perhaps I should start by standing firmly in front of you, pinning you up against the wall, staring you right in the eyes.

Yeah.. I like the sound of that.

So I get real close to you, you start to take a step back. I keeptrying to get closer and you match my pace, for every step forward I take you take one backwards. Our eyes are locked and you start to grin because you know what’s coming next, it’s almost like we’re dancing really. But now I have you cornered, your back’s against the wall. So I lean in real close to you, guide your arms above your head, let out a couple of warm heavy breathes onto your neck.

You have me seduced, I can barely contain myself. Having you there hands up against the wall, it’s a bliss but you realize there's no going back. It's just you and me baby girl, in that moment you become entirely mine.

I have you spread your legs open for me, just a little bit.

I’m taking my time with you, contemplating that beautiful body of yours.

You're eye candy to me, and I'd make sure you know that by the way I looked at you. Let you know how every single one of your curves draws me just a little bit closer to the edge.

..I’m thinking about just how hard it is for me to contain myself, but you're worth it, I want to take all the time in the world for you.

I take your cheek in the palm of my hand and slowly move my lips closer to yours, only to deny you of that kiss at the last moment and get close to your ear.

Whisper something along the lines of

"you know.. I'm really enjoying this. Knowing that you're mine to take. Having your body under my control, all of you, at the mercy of my touch. Yeah that's right, I want you to surrender your body to me, surrender to my touch, precious. »

Of course I'd have started to run my fingers around the string of your panties, playing around with them, teasing you.

…Should I push them aside and reach for the promised land like your body is begging me to do ? Or should I continue to tease you and just pull your panties upward just a bit, have them spread your lips open for me..?

whatever happened to hello? how are you? my name is?

[roadkillgodfather]

Heeeey maybe don't post videos of cats sticking their goddamn paws inside of an alligator's mouth and act like it's funny?

What the fuck is wrong with people

[themysterioustaria]

I used to dislike wasps, but ever since one woke me up up by stinging me and then it hurt the entire day I have unimaginable hate towards them

[unclecanker]

I’m always shushing people in my head

[blackberryjambaby]

yeah it's almost like this is a post about child labour or something

i've just seen this tiktok where this guy's stripping a victorian era tile roof & each of the tiles have a child's hand print on the back of them, some of them are so clear you can make out the lines on their palms 🥹