#jez x mark

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

[cthaehart]

Some doodles!

[emeritus-fuckers]

Kinktober prompt list by emeritus-fuckers (Ghost + Repugnant)

Keep in mind, the list below may consist of drabbles or full on oneshots. People on Discord got to see it almost a month early, so consider joining ;)

Content is not limited only to the specific kink, but that is the main theme of each shot. Kinktober is handled by Jez. There's a poll at the end of the post.

First time - Cardinal Copia

Bondage - Papa Emeritus II

Pet play - Old Sister Imperator

Consensual somnophilia - Papa Emeritus III

Biting - Sodo Ghoul

Edging - Young Sister Imperator

Marking - Ifrit Ghoul

Fingering - DD Sars

Ownership - Papa Emeritus I

Threesome I/Throuple - Papa Emeritus III and Omega Ghoul

Dacryphilia - Papa Emeritus IV

Oral - Cumulus Ghoulette

Service top - E. Forcas

Mommy - Young Papa Nihil

Cum - Father Jim DeFroque

Size - Omega Ghoul

Pregnancy - Phantom Ghoul

Choking - Aether Ghoul

Piss - Mary Goore

Threesome II/Aftercare - E. Forcas and G. Grotesque

Consensual cannibalism - Mary Goore

Comfort - Rain Ghoul

Blood - Papa Emeritus II

Breeding - Papa Emeritus III

Degradation - Swiss Ghoul

Praise - G. Grotesque

Overstimulation - Cirrus Ghoulette

Corruption - Father Jim DeFroque

Phone sex - Old Papa Nihil

Threesome III/Knife play - Mary Goore and DD Sars

Love Story (nsfw sequel) - Resurrected Papa Emeritus III

Pegging - Aether Ghoul

Small penis humiliation - Mary Goore x DD Sars

Shibari - Omega Ghoul

Size II - E. Forcas

Consensual somnophilia - Cardinal Copia

Blindfold - Papa Emeritus II

Forcefem - Young Nihil

Panty sniffing - Aether Ghoul

Threesome IV/Domme - Young Nihil and Sister Imperator

Cockwarming - Aether Ghoul

Disinterest - Mary Goore

Handjob - Swiss Ghoul

Leather jacket - Mary Goore

Oral II - DD Sars

Corruption II - Mountain Ghoul

Temperature - Mary Goore

Tentacles - Mist Ghoul

Bondage II - Young Nihil

Threesome V/Marking - Aurora Ghoulette and Phantom Ghoul

Priest - Father Jim DeFroque

Blood II - Ifrit Ghoul

Vibrator and bondage - Mary Goore

Thigh riding - Zephyr Ghoul

Cockwarming II - G. Grotesque

First time II - Young Nihil

Breath Play - The Director

Stay horny. Hail Satan.

- Jez

[spudangle]

Astarion x Tav, but their dynamic specifically has to be Jez and Mark from Peepshow

[logansdogmotif]

welcome to my blog!!

this is far from the final iteration of this post so, um,, sit tight

hi! i'm logansdogmotif (my real true birthname i promise you) and i'm 15 and from the uk!

my ao3 ↓

https://archiveofourown.org/users/saracenruedoesntknowthings/pseuds/saracenruedoesntknowthings

under the cut is my dnis, main fandom list, blog navigation, and kinlist! if you're feeling really cute and cunty you can commission me to write you a fanfiction or draw you some fanart from any of the fandoms below (dm me i'll tell you what i'm comfortable with on a case by case basis!)

DNIs:

racist

homophobic

transphobic

zionist

far right politically

ughh other bad things i will update

MAIN FANDOM LIST

skulduggery pleasant

x-men (specifically cherik + wolverine)

interview with the vampire

lord of the rings/the hobbit

yellowjackets

succession

buffy: the vampire slayer

9-1-1

newsies

spring awakening

rent

if we were villains

it

agatha all along (only for patti and the lesbians i promise)

rivals (tv 2024)

BLOG NAVIGATION

i won't put tags on anything that isn't initially mine so if you wanna find any of my original yapping or art or fan fiction or something it'll be tagged with 'loganyaps' and if you wanna find art i've done just filter 'art' and etc. <3

KINLIST

- saracen rue (skulduggery pleasant)

- richie tozier (it)

- racetrack higgins (newsies)

- kíli durin (the hobbit)

- courfeyrac (les misérables)

- enjolras (les misérables)

- daniel molloy (interview with the vampire)

- pippin took (lord of the rings)

- troy barnes (community)

- logan howlett (x-men)

- alternate timeline movies charles xavier (x-men)

- mark sloan (grey’s anatomy)

- evan “buck” buckley (9-1-1)

- rupert giles (buffy: the vampire slayer)

- stan pines (gravity falls)

- ford pines (gravity falls)

- tk strand (9-1-1: lone star)

- finnick odair (the hunger games)

- santana lopez (glee)

- alexander vass (if we were villains)

- ilse neumann (spring awakening)

- rusty ryan (the ocean’s trilogy)

- warren rhodes/rojas (daisy jones and the six)

- ian malcolm (jurassic park)

- ben wyatt (parks and recreation)

- nick miller (new girl)

- roger davis (rent)

- both jedidiah and octavius (night at the museum)

- remus lupin (the marauders fandom - fuck jk rowling also i kind of hate atyd sorry not sorry)

- lilia calderu (marvel comics/agatha all along)

- jeremy “jez” usbourne (peep show)

- luke danes (gilmore girls)

- g(a)linda upland (wicked)

[bunnywand]

zomfg.. just booted up my 3ds for the first time in forever (for unrelated reasons i’m abt to make another post abt) and was messing around w/ a few of the things on there.. and i’d forgot i’d left all my old miis on there and it’s like. a shocking time capsule of 2014 ellie 😅

so from left to right, we have..

a mii of me i probably made sometime around 2017/18 shortly after coming out as trans, and the only one here that isn't Vintage 2014 mii

robert smith of the cure

buffy from buffy the vampire slayer

mulder, and then scully, from the x-files

lana del rey

marina (of the diamonds)

tobias from arrested development

dr. phil???

morrissey

and then alan partridge

and mark, jez and super hans from peep show

..good lird 😆

[the-tiktok-rogue]

I started rewatching Peep Show and I started shipping Mark and Jez

[americancowgirl19]

Siege

Summary: You take extreme measures to get your mates back.

Warnings: angst, death, a little fluff

Reader: Alpha Female Reader

Pairings: Beta Frank x Alpha Reader x Omega Matt

Word Count: 3021

A/n: Guess who’s writing a part four!!!! Let me know if you want to be added/subtracted from the tag list!

Also! I just want to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart for all the reblogs/comments. I love the compliments; it truly means so much to me. So thank you everyone for you support for this mini series. I love you all and I wouldn’t be writing this without your support.

@insanelyobsessedwithdilfs @liffydaze @tsukishimawhore @glowstick-lesbian @izzy-jez​ @cuddle-pie​  

Masterlist - Part One - Part Two - Part Four

“You know where he is,” You state, standing by the window in your chamber. Natasha is standing by the door shifting her weight.

“Surveillance shows that he was headed for Fisk’s kingdom,” Natasha informs you. “He would have arrived about four hours ago,”

“Fuck,” You grumble under your breath.

“I believe his reasoning was-”

“I know his reasoning,” You hiss cutting her off.

Never have you doubted Frank Castle’s love for you. He’s proven it a multitude of times. Now, the crazy man has entered Fisk’s territory by himself to get Matt simply because you were missing him.

Although, missing him is a bit of an understatement. You were showing signs of becoming feral. You’d never get to the point where you’d be fully feral - you knew this - but it seemed too much for Frank to just watch.

It’s been nearly a month since you met Matt. You needed him with you. Your instincts were on haywire. You were normally a balanced person but recently you were becoming more alpha than woman. You were starting to get reckless in your desperation to get your omega back. You weren’t thinking things through.

You were thankful to have a council you could trust. They helped you stay in charge. They helped you stay on the winning side of this war instead of throwing everything away for a quick battle. You had to be strategic. You couldn’t win with brute force, not against Fisk.

“What are the odds they’re out?” You ask her. Natasha is hesitant.

“With Franks skill level and knowledge... If we don’t hear from him in another four hours...” Her voice falls off with a soft sigh.

“My marks are all over him, Nat,” You whisper.

“I know,” Natasha says.

You marked Frank where he could easily hide them. If someone were to see them and inspect them, they’d quickly be able to connect the dots that he’s bound to you. Fisk knows what your scent smells like. One look at the mark and your fragrance mixed with Frank’s musk will be enough to paint a picture for Fisk.

Fisk might not know the level of desperation you feel towards Matt, but he will with Frank. If Frank’s captured, he knows you’ll do anything to get him back. Anything. Only you didn’t want to wait that long. You weren’t going to wait until Fisk had Frank and a plan to use him against you.

“Send Yelena,” you tell her. “Recon only. I want to know Frank’s status... and Matt’s. We’ll move behind her. I won’t risk losing them both. Within the next two days I want Fisk’s head on a platter and his lands as my own,” you snarl. 

“I’ll put everything in motion,” Natasha bows before leaving the room.

You weren’t a king that allowed everyone to do your dirty work. Yes, so far, you’ve managed to stay out of the battlefield but now things were personal. You didn’t trust anybody else with the lives of your mates.

You packed your bag and prepared to infiltrate Fisk’s territory. You sent out messages to your allies warning them of what was about to go down but stayed on the vague side. You didn’t want someone blabbing your plan to the wrong people.

“Is this everyone?” You ask, Natasha standing in front of a line filled with men and women.

“I figured you’d want a small party. We’ll be able to sneak in with fewer numbers as well as keeping our forces here to defend the castle,”

You hum and step closer to the line. In front of you stood Scott Lang, Hope Dyne, Maria Hill, Sam Wilson, and Clint Barton. You would meet Yelena on the road.

“This will do,” You nodded. The seven of you then climbed into the long van. Clint put it in gear and began to drive towards Fisk’s kingdom.

While on the way you began to plan your attack. You put Clint and Sam on the perimeter. Clint would find his scouting point and call out routes while protecting the back entrance. Sam would fly around the building, and further out if he had too, and try to prevent support from coming to Fisk.

You assigned Hope and Scott as a search and rescue. Once you get the recon information from Yelena, they will use that to track down Frank and Matt. Whether they work together or separately you leave up to them. You made it clear that the instant they find your mates they’re to bring them directly to you so that you can see them safely to the car.

Natasha and Maria’s job is to take out as many of Fisk’s men as possible. You wanted all his true loyalist out of the way. You didn’t want any problems to arise when you relieved Fisk’s shoulders of his head.

When you meet up with Yelena, she’s to aid you in the finding, capture, and removal of Wilson Fisk.

“Any questions?” You ask. Scott opens his mouth. “None? Good.”

You meet up with Yelena about ten miles from the Fisk’s castle.

“Fisk has them both,” Yelena mutters to you. “I couldn’t tell where in the castle they are, but I would guess in the lower levels. They’re not together, Fisk is keeping them separate. If he hasn’t figured out about the markings then he will soon,” Yelena explains.

“Where’s the easiest point of access?” You ask.

“Honestly? The front door,” she tells you. “They get visitors, random people, all the time. All we have to do is walk right in,”

“Perfect,” You mutter. “You and I will go through the front. Natasha and Maria, I want you going in through the back in case we get stopped. You’ll take Hope and Scott with you. Immediately go to the lower levels then split to do your separate jobs. Where’s the best vantage point for Clint?”

“This building. It covers not only the back but the East wall as well,” Yelena describes.

“Clint and Sam, gather your things. You’ll depart first. Sam, stay with Clint until all of us are inside. I don’t want you spotted too soon. Once I’m inside and in place I’ll give you the signal,”

“Yes, ma’am,” Sam nods leaving the table with Clint.

“Now, where’s Fisk?” You ask.

“He’s got a lot of heat with him. It won’t be easy, but he’ll be here. It’s his war room. I reckon there’ll be roughly six others with him; four I know will put up a decent fight,” Yelena states. “But we can take them, easy,” she says confidently. You smirk at her. 

“What do you know about them?”

“What do I know about them?” Yelena scoffs. “And if I’m not your top informant,” You just smirk and wait for her slide show. She turns the computer towards you with a file pulled up. “Maya Lopez. She’s deaf but very skilled in hand-to-hand. She’s gone up against Clint and Kate a few times. I do think we can turn her against Fisk, her loyalty to him is already fractured. She suspects he’s killed her father but doesn’t have solid proof,”

“Do we?” You ask.

“Why do you doubt us?” Natasha asks, pushing an iPad over to you. You scroll through the evidence. “When do you want us to send it?”

“When we infiltrate the building. I want her to see it and wrap her head around it by the time Yelena and I enter the room,” You decide.

“The second woman goes by the name Elektra Natchios. She’s a skilled assassin. Has quite the rap RAP sheet. She’s the only one I would say we would struggle getting past. She has a weakness, however. One that might already have her on our side,” Yelena mentions.

“Why do I get the feeling I’m not going to like this?” You ask, crossing your arms.

“Because you’re not going to like this,” Yelena states, swiping to a picture of Elektra and Matt. The two were too close to be friends. You couldn’t help but to growl and glare at the picture.

“Was he marked when you met him?” Natasha asks. Your growl becomes more vicious, and you send a glare her way.

“No, he wasn’t marked,” You snarl. Natasha bows her head and steps back. You huff and look back at the picture.

“I’m sure Matt told her about you. If she sees you moving against Fisk and she cares about Matt, she’ll join us,” Yelena says.

“Or she’ll try to kill me in an attempt to keep Matt to herself,” You snip.

“Or - yeah - there’s that,” Yelena agrees avoiding eye contact.

“Who else?” You grumble.

“Stick,” Yelena says.

“Stick?” You deadpan. She hums and shows him to you.

“Despite being blind he trained Elektra and rumored to have trained Matt as well. He’s another concern but if Elektra is on our side she can handle him,” she says confidently.

“And if she isn’t?” You ask.

“Really wish you woulda brought another pair of hands with you,” Yelena says giving you a sarcastic grin. You sigh pinching the bridge of your nose.

“And the last one?” You ask.

“Someone I’m sure you’ll be happy to be reunited with,” Yelena says showing you, his picture. You snarl.

“Rumlow?” Natasha asks. “Didn’t we kill him like two years ago?”

“Apparently not,” Yelena states. “I don’t consider him much of a threat,” She shrugs, and you agree.

“Alright. I want to move in tonight. I don’t want to wait. Get prepared, we leave in three hours. Clint and Sam, you leave in two!” You shout toward them. The simply give you a thumbs up.

Three hours later you and Yelena are making your way to the front entrance. Everyone’s checking in through the coms. Clint and Sam are in their positions are the southeast building. Natasha and Maria were able to disguise themselves as staff to sneak into the rear entrance with Hope and Scott on their shoulders.

Two minutes ago, Maya received a text with all the incriminating evidence against Fisk. If you plan it right she’ll turn right when you make your entrance. You doubt she’ll move against Fisk on her own but with you and Yelena? Fisk is as good as dead.

“I want to be informed the instant they’re both found,” You mutter under your breath.

“Copy,” Hope and Scott reply.

“Alright, Yelena and I made it through,” You tell the others.

“Just like I said,” Yelena mutters.

“Maria and I are making our way to the basement,” Natasha informs you.

“Where’s Fisk’s war room?” You ask Yelena. She wordlessly leads you.

Without having to tell each other the plan, the two of you momentarily separate. You pick up a stumble as you head towards the door.

“Ma’am, you’re not allowed over here. Private access only,” The broad man warns.

“Oh! Silly me!” You giggle falling into his arms. “My mistake,” you whisper a moment before Yelena comes up behind him. She rips him away and down to her level. Into the adjacent closet they go. With a swift twist, his neck is broke. Nobody wanted to risk guards waking up. No prisoners tonight.

Yelena snatched his badge allowing you both into the private access. You both make it down two hallways before you’re stopped. Needing to release some energy you take the first one.

Wanting to move quickly you don’t bother playing mind games with him. You use his height and weight against him quickly taking him to the ground. You retract a small knife from it’s holster and slide it across his neck leaving him to bleed out.

You pick up a jog to reach Yelena - who’s handling two men. You slip past her and take the oncoming guards. You both work together to get to the war room quickly. You try to keep quiet, but someone blows the alarm. When surprise is thrown out the window you send Sam into action while the two of you pull out your guns and open fire.

“This way!” Yelena shouts and you quickly follow her. “It’s locked,” She growls, trying the access card but it isn’t a high enough clearance. Unwilling to check everyone for their cards you muster up your frustration, desperation, and anger before kicking the door off its hinges.

“Hello!” You greet sarcastically while entering the room. “Fisk, darling, you never responded to my proposal,” You smirked. “Figured I’d come to hear it for myself,”

By the time you’re finished talking Brock Rumlow had reached you. The dumbass never laid a finger on you. Yelena sprung from behind you and sent a bullet between his eyes.

The second opponent, Stick, wouldn’t be easily killed. You trusted Yelena with that, although you knew if she couldn’t put him down soon she’d need assistance.

You took a few steps closer but was stopped a third time by Maya. You didn’t raise your weapons nor try to fight her. You just stared into her eyes and waited. Apparently, she saw what she needed too and slowly nodded before stepping out of the way. She turns to stand beside you against Fisk.

Between you and him is a woman. It’s Elektra. You’re more tense when facing her. You don’t raise your gun but you’re gripping it and ready to strike should she move against you.

With a great amount of speed, Elektra raises one of her Twin Sai’s and launches it at you. You duck out of the way and prepare to shoot her when you hear a rough groan. Turning your head, you see the weapon lodged in Stick’s back. You look back at Elektra to see her marking past you and straight for him.

You straighten up and notice Maya moving to Fisk. The man has the decency to look nervous. He’s typing away on his pad but nothing will save him.

“Stop!” Fisk shouts, standing from his chair and moving away from Maya. Only when Frank and Matt are shoved into the room on their knees does everyone freeze. Guns are pointed at their heads. “Now, I am walking out of here alive,” He states.

You ignore him and take in the appearance of your mates. Frank is beaten up pretty good. You can hear him wheezing and struggling to stay upright. He’ll need immediate medical attention. Matt is a little better but not much. He’s still bruised and wounded but nothing that won’t heal within a couple of weeks.

“You got them?” You ask. Fisk looks at you.

Simultaneously, the two men holding guns at Matt and Frank begin to groan and crumble in on themselves before falling to the ground unconscious. A moment later Hope and Scott return to normal size.

“We got them,” Hope states, nodding to you. Your head then turns to Fisk.

“You were saying?” You ask, tilting your head. Before he could respond Maya went after him. You turned towards Yelena, Stick and Elektra allowing Maya to get her frustrations out.

Yelena gives you a small nod assuring you Stick is dead. You then look to Elektra wondering if you would have to continue fighting for Matt. 

One look at you and Elektra knew you would fight her until death for him. You weren’t willing to share him. As hypocritical as that is it’s different when there’s more than one alpha in a pack. One of the alphas would have to submit to the other or else there’d be chaos. Neither you nor Elektra would submit to the other. It would destroy your pack.

You’re king and Matt is your true mate. You have a high claim on him than she does. Besides, you didn’t know it, but her and Matt hadn’t been together romantically for years. Even their friendship was strained. They’d always care and even love each other but their time was over. As much as Elektra would love to find out how skilled you are against her, she backs out of the challenge allowing you to have an open claim on Matt.

With that settled, you look back at Fisk and Maya. Fisk is on his knees and Maya is breathing heavily. She looks a little tossed about, but she was backing away from him.

“So, a house in the middle of nowhere it is then, huh?” Fisk asks laughing.

“That was before,” You stated calmly.

“Before?” Fisk asks. You pull your knife back out and thrust it into his throat. Blood instantly squirts over your arm and covers your hand.

“Before you laid your hands on my mates,” You whisper, twisting the blade before swiping it to the side. You lean back and kick Fisk to the ground. “I want this castle burned to the fucking ground,”

“We can arrange that,” Yelena smirks disappearing. You turn to Maya and give her a nod. She returns it before leaving as well.

You don’t acknowledge Elektra knowing she would most likely want to talk to Matt. You’d allow it but not before seeing him yourself. 

When you look at them all the tension begins to seep from your body. You go to them like a magnet. Your left arm wraps firmly, yet gently not wanting to hurt his ribs, around Frank while your right arm does the same to Matt. Their heads instantly go to your neck. The rub their scents on you while you take turns doing the same to them.

“I’m so glad you’re both safe,” You whisper, tightening your grip.

“You came just in time, baby,” Frank huffs. You nip at his shoulder in annoyance.

“We’ll talk about your actions later,” You growled. He just smirks and nips your neck in retaliation. You roll your eyes and turn to Matt. “Hello, love,” He huffs before placing a soft kiss on your forehead. “I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to get you,”

“You’re hear now,” He whispers.

“I won’t force you, Matt, but I’d like to take you home with me,” You mutter giving him the freedom to walk away should he want too.

“Keep me,” Matt whispers. You smirk kissing his forehead.

“I’ll never let you go,”

[peepthrones]

[trashpidgeon48]

MMNI and Names

I noticed the other day that there are several names that are recycled frequently throughout all 51 mischief movie night ins so I went through the names and counted how many times each were used.

Top 3 most used names

Dan - 7

Paul, Samantha, Penelope, and Janine - 5

Micheal, Sampson, Jimmy, Susan, Jack, Gary, Stan, James, John, and Anna - 3 Full list under the cut

Drake - 1

Dan - 7

Joe - 2

Balise - 1

Mirabel - 2

Michael - 3

Igor - 1

Batly - 1

Es - 1 

Paul - 5

Ruth - 1

Keith - 1 

Sean - 1

Kristaal - 1

Damian - 1 

Samantha - 5

Fritz - 1

Arnold - 1

Gerri - 1

Julie - 1

Sampson - 3

Helen - 1

Colin - 1

Ben - 1

Henrietta - 2

Delta Von Tussel - 1

Trev - 1

Vanessa - 1

Kev - 1

Bev - 1

Giles - 1 

Nev - 1 

Jeffries - 2

Charlie - 2

Wycombe - 1

Penelope - 5

Wicks - 1

Celeste - 1

Jimmy - 3

Grimes - 1

Nathan - 1

Anne - 1

Marcus - 2

Bob - 2

Kyle - 1

Bobby - 2

Vivian - 1

Stevie - 2

Tony - 2

JR - 1

Celine - 1 

Randolph - 1

Susan - 3

Maria - 2

Ricky - 1

Clint - 1

Jack - 3

Elisa - 1

Shelly - 2 

Greg - 1

Benedict - 1

Janine - 5

Gary - 3

Gerald - 2

Claire - 1

Jessica - 2

Emile - 1

Julian - 1

Stan - 3

Melissa - 2

Suzanne - 2

Tom - 2

Busby - 1

Elizabeth - 1

Martin - 1

Jasper - 1

Petunia - 1

Sandra - 2

Haans - 1 

Bernie - 1

Clive - 1

Espanol - 1

Bod - 1

Beard - 1

Tim - 1

Doris - 1

Todd - 1

Arthur - 2

Lucrizieta - 1

Rambo - 2

Stitch - 2

Fergus - 1

Tommy - 2

Six - 1

Hendricks - 1

Eggbert - 1

Mischief - 1

Bigglesworth - 1

Shaggy - 1

Lenny - 1

Sam - 2

Fred - 1

Velma - 1

Margarite - 1

Jaconde - 1

Ruby doo - 1

Jason - 1

Lizzie - 1

Helga - 1

Jim - 1

Steve - 1

Mark - 1

Mike - 1

Raoul - 1

Clara - 1

Hope - 1

Benny - 1

Gilderoy - 2

Tracy - 1

Chris - 1

Terry - 1

Harold - 1

Johnny - 1

Michaela - 1

Ruffles - 1

Sparky - 1

Dame Frisky - 1

Diedre - 1

Martha - 2

Trevor - 1

Buttons - 1

Ronald - 1

Lucinda - 1

Jezebel - 1

Lionel - 1

Adelaide - 1

Jimbo Jumbo - 1

Joffrey - 1

Algenon - 1

Horatio - 1

Caleb - 1

Stone fist - 1

James - 3

Pameon - 1

Mori - 1

Tallulah ballulah - 1

Jane - 2

Cameron - 1

Willy Wonka - 1

Bertie - 2

Alfonz - 1

Griselda - 1

Percival - 1

Richard - 1

Rumpole - 1

Reginald - 1

Pauline -1

Jacob - 1

Mz - 1

Iain - 1

Clarice - 1

Jeepes - 1

Bill - 1

ASDA - 1

Oscar - 1

Cloud - 1

Smithers - 1

Vinnie - 1

Lucille - 1

Erik - 1

Becky - 1

Jethro - 1

Ron - 1

Billy - 1

Molly - 2

Walliam - 2

Karen - 1

Harry - 1

Shirley - 1

Barnaby - 1

Barbara - 2

Jeremy - 2

Federico - 1

Hugo - 1

Nelson - 1

Jinx - 1

Rebecca - 1

Petulia - 1

Crystal - 1

John - 3

Gina - 1

Michelle - 1

Sid - 1

Jillian - 2

Simon - 1

Ringo - 1

Marissa - 1

Jez - 1

Monica - 1

Romulus - 1

Bez - 1

Tarquin - 1

Miranda - 1

Louise - 1 

Anna - 3

Lilibel - 1

Caruthers - 1

Morecombe - 1 

H - 1

Freeze - 1

Jasmine - 1

High Q - 1 

Jemima - 1

Felix - 1

Felicity - 1

May - 1

Phil - 1

Ann - 1

Mabel - 1

Cilantro - 1

Jill - 2

Edwin - 1

Misty - 1

Jiminy - 1

David - 1

Ray - 1

Audrey - 1

Saul - 1

Denise - 1

Carl - 2

Nick - 1

Joanna - 1

Georgia - 1

Stephanie - 1

Jordan - 1

Sybil - 1

Mutant X - 1

Lawrence Dallaglio - 1

Andrew Garfield - 1

Jolene - 1

Jerry - 1

Cassandra - 1

Katie - 1

Jenny - 1

[disco2000bypulp]

Where the FUCK is all the jez x mark from peep show meta, I’ll accept anything at this point

[lisinfleur]

MY Friend

Universe | Vikings Pairing | Hvitserk x Reader Words | 1990 Info | Viking Age AU, Best Friend! Reader, requested by anons for 5CW5 ⁑ Warnings: Some ANGST.

Hvitserk always had many women. Gorgeous slaves, beautiful princesses, farm girls, shieldmaidens, lots of women had already felt his hands into their dresses or his head in the middle of their thighs, tasting what no other man would have so easily from women as he had.

But you weren't one of them.

And it wasn't because you didn't want to, but it wasn't also as if you were nothing to the most playful and hungry prince of Kattegat. Hvitserk and you knew each other since you were small children, collaborating to reach the cookie's jar of his mother's kitchen without being seen by the slaves around. And maybe that was exactly the problem that prevented Hvitserk from seeing what was obvious in every step of yours.

You loved him.

But somehow, you always knew it would never happen. Hvitserk always had smiles and attention for you, but the way he looked at you was different from the way he used to look at his women. There was no lust, desire, or that devilish tone his greens had when becoming darker over some other woman's silhouette. Even to that new girl, Thora... There was something different from the others, but it wasn't the same glare he had for you.

So, when he left in a raid with his brothers, you decided to change your life and leave that feeling behind. You weren't a shieldmaiden, so you took your time away from Hvitserk's presence to get used to having other men around, to interact, to get rid of that feeling into your chest.

After a year without him, it was easier.

It took you a whole year to start feeling you were finally blooming again. You had even started flirting with the blacksmith's son! Agni: a good man, well skilled in his profession. Not a warrior, but surely a brave man!

So, when the boats came, you were there to receive your best friend. But it was that...

You were there to receive your best friend.

Thora came and he rested into her embrace for a long while, but it didn't hurt your heart anymore. And you smiled.

It was good! Being able to see Hvitserk in another's arms and not to fell all that awful pain that used to take your chest before.

However, you weren't the only one who changed.

Hvitserk rested into Thora's embrace, but his lips didn't search for hers. Instead, he left her arms to come and hold you. Tight...

You embraced your friend, noticing surely something was wrong with him when he cupped your face, caressing the skin of your cheeks, seeming to be anguished.

"What happened, Hvitserk?"

The prince touched his forehead to yours, closing his eyes, seeming to be relieved you were there, safe and in his arms.

"I saw too much. The Valkyries almost took me away. Too much happened since the last time I saw you, sweet Y/N".

His eyes were different. Not different from the way he always looked at you, but strangely firm, decided. And darker.

Maybe the battles had changed your friend...

Thora called his attention and he sighed looking at her.

Was he... Frustrated?

"Please, come to the Hall tonight. I have some business to solve now, but I wanna speak to you. It's important..."

"Fine," you agreed, seeing when he took Thora with him.

He wasn't carrying her away like he was used to doing with his women. Something was broken...

Maybe the time has changed your friend's heart about her...

You tried not to focus so much on these things.

By night, you went to the Hall as Hvitserk called up, but the Hall was filled. The reception party queen Aslaug gave to receive her sons was huge and you ended up getting into the music, finding Ubbe already high from the mead, dancing on the hall, swirling with his slave Margrethe that he left for a moment to swirl you around before hugging you tight.

"I miss you!" He yelled, smiling.

And you laughed of his state, seeing when he went back to Margrethe's arms, laughing and dancing while Sigurd was playing and Ivar was hidden near his mother's table, as always.

Hands touched your face from behind and you heard the voice of your sweet blacksmith boy.

"The party just became better, love."

You blushed...

Your eyes were looking around, searching for Hvitserk, but since he wasn't anywhere to be seen, you got yourself some time to share a pleasurable conversation with Agni, who was now hitting on you without any kind of disguise.

"You're gorgeous tonight, sweet love..."

Your giggles were coming easily. Somehow, he got you a cup of mead and soon you were gotten into the party with him, being invited to dance by Agni's side. You did not completely forget Hvitserk's call... But what was the matter of dancing with someone so sweet?

"So, here you are."

You were dancing in a while and when Agni's face came closer to yours and the two of you were about to kiss, Hvitserk's voice kinda surprised both of you, almost scaring you, to be honest.

His tone was strange… Angry.

"Jez, Hvitserk! You almost killed me!" You said, looking at him, but not releasing your hand from Agni's shoulders, so as he didn't let go of your waist.

There was nothing wrong, right?

"I was waiting for you... What is happening here?"

Hvitserk was sounding so angry! Almost jealous…

And his glare towards Agni ended up causing him to step aside, looking from you to the prince, kinda lost about what to do. He didn't want to get himself in trouble with a son of Ragnar, but also, he didn't know until when being with you was a problem for him with the prince.

And he wasn’t looking like someone disposed to take the risk…

And as confused as Agni, you looked at Hvitserk, not really understanding what was going on in that place. What were you doing wrong for him to be so angry?

"Hvitserk... I am the one to ask this. I searched for you; you were nowhere to be found. Then Agni called me for a dance and I thought you would find me whenever you came back to the party..."

Hvitserk chuckled, bothered.

"Agni, uh? So, you even know his name and stuff... It wasn't something new..."

"What?" you asked, completely shocked.

"Don't look at me this surprised! I thought you liked me!" Hvitserk finally exploded, unable to hide his jealousy.

His words sounded so harsh. And for the first time, you felt your heart shattered into your chest.

So, he knew about your love?

Was he... Keeping you as a second option?

"What do you mean, Hvitserk Ragnarsson?" It was your time to sound angry, even hurt, "Why is this so important now? Where is Thora, by the way? Uh?"

"She's not here because we broke up," he said, looking at you "I broke up with her because of what I have to tell you... But... I was expecting to have a personal conversation with you."

Hvitserk kept looking at Agni like an intruder and somehow, Agni pulled even more back from you, causing your forehead to frown towards him.

"I... I'll find some more mead. We see each other around, Y/N".

Not love, not anything sweet. Agni wouldn't even try to fight for you? Is that it?

To see the blacksmith's son leaving that way just got you even angrier and you looked at Hvitserk in disbelief.

"What did I do for you to treat me like that?"

Your words changing his jealous expression into confusion.

"Don't look at me like that! You just showed me you knew! All this time you knew I loved you, and yet, you kept me aside, kissing and having other girls in front of me and even asking me for help to cover you while you were fucking some chick at one of your barns! It took me a whole year to get rid of my feelings, Hvitserk! A whole year!"

You started speaking and the more you spoke, the more tears you felt in your eyes. Hvitserk, on the other hand, couldn't stop you from speaking to tell you that you understood everything wrong! That the things weren't like you were thinking!

"Y/N..."

"No!" you yelled, looking at him "A whole year, Hvitserk! I took a whole year to erase you from my mind and my heart, to accept it wouldn't be you! To even find someone else and then, for some stupid reason I can't figure out you come back from this raid fully strange and now my life has to be a mess once again? What the fuck! I'm not your damn toy, prince! It's not fair! You had as many girls you wanted and now, I can't even find a new person without..."

Hvitserk didn't see another way to make you stop: he pulled you against him and kissed your mouth, holding you against his body until you stopped punching his chest and pushing him away and slowly relaxed in his arms, feeling his lips against yours, his embrace around your waist.

When that kiss was finished, he pulled his lips away from yours, mumbling what he was trying to say in between your words.

"I never saw your feelings, princess. I'm blind and dumb. It was Ubbe who warned me about how you looked at me and about how he was noticing there was something wrong with your glare since I brought Thora into our lives. He showed me what I wasn't seeing when we were out in that raid. But what I said, was true. I almost died on that battlefield. I have new scars from wounds that almost took my life. I saw the doors of Valhalla and when I came back, all I could think was how you would be sad if I died there and never came back for you as I promised. All I could think was how I wanted to come back and tell you how I feel. Tell you that I never tried anything with you, because for me, you weren't like them. You weren't for barns or fun. You were always a woman I saw as a probable wife and after Ubbe told me about your feelings, I came back sure of what I wanted. I called you here to say I love you... And I want you to be my wife."

It took you a while to understand what was going on.

So, Hvitserk finally saw your feelings and wanted you to be by his side… Yet, it didn’t give him the right to treat you like that. You weren’t his possession and if he wanted you, he shouldn’t have approached treating you like that!

When you realized it, you slapped Hvitserk's face, marking your five fingers in his cheek, causing him to pull back, looking at you surprised that a non-warrior woman like you could slap someone so strongly like that.

"Don't you ever treat me like a doll once again!" you said, angrily.

But your angry tone slowly calmed down and you sighed, cupping his face, caressing the red area and looking at his eyes.

"We gonna be married for a while, so you better learn how to properly treat your wife, you moron. My moron..."

Hvitserk smiled, cupping your face back, kissing you softly.

Your heart was different. You couldn't say you didn't love him anymore. It was impossible to kill the love you had for that hungry and stupid prince. But you were mature enough to stand your ground and Hvitserk would have to learn you wouldn't tolerate any cheating or womanizer behavior once again.

You weren't a child in love anymore. You were a woman. And whether he would be with you and only yours, or you were perfectly strong enough to leave him to his women and live by yourself.

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Ghosted;Kamille - Get Some

Harlœ - More Than Ever

Post Malone - Leave

H.E.R. - Losing

Zara Larsson - I Can't Fall in Love Without You

Witt Lowry;Tori Solkowski - Let Me Know (feat. Tori Solkowski)

The Chainsmokers;Emily Warren - My Type

Machine Gun Kelly - Let You Go

Russ - Cherry Hill

Dua Lipa - Thinking 'Bout You

Paramore - Tell Me How

Jordan Bratton - Drugs You Should Try It

Ruelle - The Other Side

Ariana Grande - Why Try

VÉRITÉ - Somebody Else

Luke Christopher - Lost

Jez Dior;Danny Score - Bleach

Julia Michaels - Worst In Me

MUNA - Crying On The Bathroom Floor

Chris Brown;Kendrick Lamar - Autumn Leaves

Martin Garrix;Dua Lipa - Scared to Be Lonely

Chappell Roan - Good Hurt

Naaz - Can’t

Dua Lipa - No Goodbyes

Julia Michaels - Don't Wanna Think

Daniel Caesar - We Find Love

Michael Bernard Fitzgerald - Temptation

FOURS - Tell Me in the Morning

Lewis Capaldi - Fade

Billie Eilish - watch

EXES;Jome - Better Better

Demi Lovato - Tell Me You Love Me

Clean Bandit;Julia Michaels - I Miss You (feat. Julia Michaels)

Lewis Capaldi - Mercy

Morrissey & Marshall - I Need You

Aimee Mann - Good for Me

Sam Smith;YEBBA - No Peace

ZAYN - fOoL fOr YoU

Ruth B. - Mixed Signals

Sam Smith - The Thrill Of It All

Tove Styrke - Mistakes

Janine - Unstable

Camila Cabello - Never Be the Same

Kevin Garrett - Little Bit of You

The Neighbourhood - $TING

Travis Scott - BUTTERFLY EFFECT

Jalen Santoy - Foreplay

XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores

Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.

Lorde - Green Light

Machine Gun Kelly;Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (feat. Hailee Steinfeld)

Years & Years - Breathe

Childish Gambino - V. 3005

Junior Senior - Move Your Feet

XXXTENTACION - Look At Me!

Khalid - American Teen

PLVTINUM - Come My Way

DJ Khaled;Rihanna;Bryson Tiller - Wild Thoughts (feat. Rihanna & Bryson Tiller)

Logic;Alessia Cara;Khalid - 1-800-273-8255

Molo;Benny Jamz;Gilli;MellemFingaMuzik - Bølgen

Quintino;Cheat Codes - Can't Fight It

FO&O - So So Good

Alexander Oscar - Ocean View

Paramore - Hard Times

Snakehips;ZAYN - Cruel

Flume;Vince Staples;KUČKA - Smoke & Retribution

Frank Ocean - Pink + White

PARTYNEXTDOOR - Not Nice

Chris Brown - Questions

J. Cole - Wet Dreamz

KESI;Benny Jamz - Mamacita

A$AP Rocky;Rod Stewart;Miguel;Mark Ronson - Everyday

Childish Gambino - IV. sweatpants

Scarlet Pleasure - Deja Vu

Frederik Leopold - The Payback Song

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Why Don't We - Something Different

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Chris Brown - Fine China

Joel Adams - Please Don't Go

JP Cooper - September Song

Skrillex;Poo Bear - Would You Ever

Mura Masa;A$AP Rocky - Love$ick

Joe Hertz;Amber-Simone;Cabu - Stay Lost - Cabu Remix

Duke Dumont - Ocean Drive

Scarlet Pleasure - Good Together

OutKast - Ms. Jackson

J Balvin;Willy William - Mi Gente

Machine Gun Kelly;X Ambassadors;Bebe Rexha - Home (with Machine Gun Kelly, X Ambassadors & Bebe Rexha)

Blackbear;FRND - anxiety (with FRND)

Post Malone - I Fall Apart

DJ Khaled;Justin Bieber;Quavo;Chance the Rapper;Lil Wayne - I'm the One (feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne)

Years & Years - Take Shelter

PRETTYMUCH;French Montana - No More

Jeremih;YG - Don't Tell 'Em

Future Animals - Ask For It

VAX;Teddy Sky;DIMA - Fireproof - DIMA Remix

Drake;WizKid;Kyla - One Dance

David Guetta;Afrojack;Charli XCX;French Montana - Dirty Sexy Money (feat. Charli XCX & French Montana)

Eminem;Ed Sheeran - River (feat. Ed Sheeran)

Major Lazer;Justin Bieber;MØ - Cold Water (feat. Justin Bieber & MØ)

Lil Pump - Gucci Gang

Travis Scott - goosebumps

XXXTENTACION - Revenge

Eminem - Mockingbird

NF - If You Want Love

NF - Let You Down

XXXTENTACION;Trippie Redd - Fuck Love (feat. Trippie Redd)

XXXTENTACION - Everybody Dies In Their Nightmares

Jaden Smith - Batman

Stefflon Don;French Montana - Hurtin' Me

Maximillian - Strangers

Logic;Rag'n'Bone Man - Broken People (with Logic & Rag'n'Bone Man)

Xander - Spild Tiden

Ericka Jane - Bad Like You

Young Thug - Wyclef Jean

Maître Gims - Est-ce que tu m'aimes ? - Pilule Bleue

Nothing But Thieves - Sorry

Martin Garrix;David Guetta;Jamie Scott;Romy Dya - So Far Away (feat. Jamie Scott & Romy Dya)

ALMA;French Montana - Phases

Skinz - Malibu

Arlissa;Jonas Blue - Hearts Ain't Gonna Lie (with Jonas Blue)

Machine Gun Kelly - Habits

Young Thug;Travis Scott - pick up the phone

Lost Kings;Emily Warren - Phone Down

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SZA - The Weekend

Troye Sivan - My My My!

Ansel Elgort - Supernova

Dua Lipa - IDGAF

FOOL - Outcast

FOOL - Strapped

Khalid - Another Sad Love Song

Lauv - I Like Me Better

Bon Iver - Holocene

Sigur Rós - Hoppípolla

James TW - Say Love

dvsn - Think About Me

Dagny - Love You Like That

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J. Cole - Window Pain - Outro

J. Cole - 1985 - Intro to “The Fall Off”

Khalid;Normani - Love Lies (with Normani)

FO&O - If I Had

Shawn Mendes - Where Were You In The Morning?

Daughter - Youth

Big Sean;Miguel - Ashley

Parachute - Forever And Always

Shawn Mendes - Nervous

Shawn Mendes - Why

Kodaline - Shed a Tear

ELI - Change Your Mind

SZA - Broken Clocks

Charlie Puth - The Way I Am

Ruel - Say

Jeremy Zucker - all the kids are depressed

BROCKHAMPTON - 1999 WILDFIRE

Florence + The Machine - The End Of Love

Years & Years - Don't Panic

Ruelle - Hold Your Breath

Panic! At The Disco - Old Fashioned

Bazzi - Dreams

Bazzi - Soarin

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Bazzi - Why

Bazzi - 3:15

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Bazzi - Mirror

Bazzi - Gone

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Bazzi - Beautiful

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Lisa Sanaye Dring

Hometown? 

Hilo, HI and Reno, NV.

Where are you now? 

Los Angeles.

What's your current project?

As a director, I'm taking two shows by Kirsten Vangsness to the Edinburgh Fringe, directing Lauren Yee's Hookman at Cal Rep in the fall, and co-directing a very exciting piece in October that won't be announced for a few weeks. As a writer, my play The Wicked One is getting a reading at Circle X two weeks from now. A new play of mine, A Season, just received its first reading with Rogue Artists Ensemble. 

I am Associate Artistic Director of Circle X Theatre Co., so I'm helping make our summer reading series happen. I also co-founded Rogue Lab with Chelsea Sutton and we are just wrapping up our inaugural year of creating 6 new hyper-theatrical works with over 50 artists.

Why and how did you get into theatre?

I think my soul brought me to the theatre well before my personality could catch up. That is to say, the reasons why I initially got into theatre and the reasons why I'm doing it now feel completely different. I first started making theatre as a way to be seen. Now I still do it for that reason, but it's enmeshed with the fact that theatre changes the way I see, think, feel, and love. I make theatre to connect with myself and others in a meaningful way. I first bopped into it in a pre-Kindergarten school play, making my theatrical debut as a 'red bird.'

What is your directing dream project? 

I have been working with Ray Yamanouchi for a few years on his piece Tha Chink-Mart and I believe it's ripe for a full production. Ray's awesome and I would love to see his piece get the life it deserves.

What kind of theatre excites you? 

Ah. Tough question. I like subject matter, structure, design and performance that leans into places I've not yet explored. I want to think and feel things that I've never thought or felt before, and in new ways. I love theatre that helps us remove any scaffolding we have around our imaginations.

What do you want to change about theatre today? 

My work is to create rooms in which people can be brave and share the deepest parts of themselves. The things I would like to focus on changing is how I can do that in the highest possible way, hopefully inspiring people to feel free to do their best work. If and when I run a theatre, I'll probably focus on uplifting the excellence of POC and queer voices. But when I get my a magic wand, I'll use it to free up a ton of cash for art-making.

What is your opinion on getting a directing MFA? 

If I had the time and cash I'd be up for it, but I have so many different interests (I'm a writer, actor and director) that it'd be tricky to do one thing for 2-3 years. Training is great, life training is also great. I think an artists benefits from both, and only you know which quantities you'll need of either.

Who are your theatrical heroes? 

Jessica Hanna, Jen Kays, Brandon Jacobs-Jenkins, Peter Schumann, Sean Cawelti, Kristina Wong, Kirsten Vangsness, Chekhov, Jackie Sibblies Drury, Mona Heinze, the people who run Soho Rep, Jez Butterworth, Chelsea Sutton, Tane Kawasaki, Chris Bayes, Aitor Basauri, Mark Rylance, Eleanora Duse, my sister (she doesn't make theatre, but who cares). 

Any advice for directors just starting out? 

Lean into all the things that make you sparkle.

Plugs!

https://www.lisasanayedring.com/ https://www.circlextheatre.org/ http://cleotheoandwu.com https://www.rogueartists.org/rogue-lab

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nickname: @reunjun calls me jessi ; @marksleepy calls me jez ; @yesnanasbaby   calls me jessjess but other than that i don’t have nicknames

gender: female

zodiac: virgo

height: im 167!!!

age: im 16!!! and i turn 17 in september :)

time: 12:35pm

favorite bands/solo artists: day6, nct, exo, seventeen, monsta x, EXID, monsta x, shawn mendes, crush, dean and so many more tbh 

song stuck in my head: momoland boom boom

last movie i saw: i have no idea actually

last thing i googled: heart meme, wow i really do love my memes

other blogs: @duckhyucks (my main which i never use); @apocketsizedjungkook (i havent used that blog in ages); @pocketsizednctdream​

do i get asks: haha i certainly do yes

why i chose my username: my hoe ass used to stan mark and bc im not creative at all i just added a “h” to his name haha

following: 820

average amount of sleep: 8 hours

lucky number: i don’t have one

what i am wearing: pajamas bc why would you wear something different

dream job: i want to be a pharmaceutical scientist!!! so create medicine etc :)

dream trip: i want to go to hong kong!!

favorite food:��VIETNAMESE FOOD

play any instruments: certainly not my friend

favorite song: where were you in the morning by shawn mendes

play(ed) any sports: no because i’m an unathletic sponge

hair color: a really really dark brown

eye color: just brown bc i’m boring like that

most iconic song: chewing gum

languages you speak/are learning: dutch, english and vietnamese and i’m learning french rn :))

random fact: i hate soggy rice HAHHAAHA THATS SO RANDOM BUT IM SERIOUS I HATE SOGGY RICE

describe yourself as aesthetics/things: i’m a summer breeze that flows by whenever you walk on the beach

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