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The King Of The Pirates
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I’m Leo/I’m 26/Fluid Pronouns/Demi-romantic Pansexual/Aries/ENFP/Son Of Poseidon/Prospit dreamer/Page of Hope/George Cooper Cosplayer
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the-tiktok-rogue · 1 day ago
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saru brother
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the-tiktok-rogue · 2 days ago
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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
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the-tiktok-rogue · 2 days ago
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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.
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the-tiktok-rogue · 2 days ago
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promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?
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the-tiktok-rogue · 3 days ago
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my favorite video of all time ever
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the-tiktok-rogue · 3 days ago
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HELP!!! MY BLOG @wholeheartedsuggestions WAS JUST TERMINATED. BASICALLY MY PERSONAL DIARY FOR 6 YEARS JUST DISAPPEARED.
I AM STILL HERE!!
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the-tiktok-rogue · 6 days ago
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Perhaps I found the girlfriend I��ve been looking for all along
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the-tiktok-rogue · 6 days ago
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the-tiktok-rogue · 6 days ago
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The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is
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the-tiktok-rogue · 8 days ago
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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
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the-tiktok-rogue · 9 days ago
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the-tiktok-rogue · 10 days ago
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Only day you can reblog this
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the-tiktok-rogue · 11 days ago
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the-tiktok-rogue · 11 days ago
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the-tiktok-rogue · 11 days ago
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if only there was an app i could use to be notified of developments such as these
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the-tiktok-rogue · 11 days ago
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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the-tiktok-rogue · 11 days ago
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love how "solidarity" and "unity" for so many people is never about the responsibility of the party with relative privilege to combat that privilege, but always the responsibility of the most oppressed to just accept their oppression when the oppressor is also oppressed in some way
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