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this hit me like a truck

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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

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what do you mean the arcane finale aired the same weekend as wicked part 1 released and jayce died with viktor after saving everyone by telling him he was never broken and it’s like if glinda went with elphaba and they fixed everything but still died together. this is like the second plane hitting the second gay tower

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

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cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

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BIBLICALLY ACCURATE HICKEY

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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

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Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

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Just figured y'all might want this here too ☺️

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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

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"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again

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"Hello, I’m Khaled from Gaza, a father of three. We lost everything in the war 💔, and we hope your support can bring hope and joy back to our children's hearts 😊, while giving you the true happiness of making a difference in someone’s life 🙏. Thank you."

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