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my stress relief canvas.

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okay it is Destiel election anniversary week eve and there are not one but TWO shows that might conceivably feature destiel love confession 2.0 in their episodes airing in the next 4 days. SO. Time to lock our bets in.

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RIVALS SPOILERS

ok im deranged right now and going back to the airport in 7 hours but RIVALS. OH MY GOD?? so if we don't get a season two im going to do horrible things. they left so much stuff open????

Unfinished plots:

- sarah stratton is pregnant

- whatever the fuck just happened to tony

- taggie and rupert didn't get their book ending

- maud never got her lead with basil? I'm guessing that might happen in s2 if she comes back? ALSO WE LOST THE WHOLE MAUD PLOT ACTUALLY ok that will be a separate post I have shit to say about maud

- the dirt declan had on rupert. what the fuck was that and why did it never come up again

- there was definitely a set up for beattie johnsons book-plot to happen in s2, cos why else would they include SPECIFICALLY her threatening to ruin rupert and then bring her back in the finale. maybe she knows what declan knew and it'll be a bigger impact than the book?

- ik it wasn't covered in the book but freddie and lizzie's partners need to be acknowledged I think. Valerie specifically because OH MY GOD separate post on valerie too. i have lots to say

- monica and tony

- TONY?????

In other news I'm so glad they aged taggie up

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LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand

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Really specific X men headcanons I can't get out of my head :

Scott is colour blind and can't really tell what colour jeans hair is. It's also the reason why he's so shit at Flying the Blackbird

Logan likes milo. Chocolate milk in general actually

Kurt is a super super massive ABBA fan

Scott is autistic and OCD (Scott being OCD is canon)

Bobby doesn't like watching horror movies. Warren is the biggest horror movie buff you'll ever meet

Scott is claustrophobic, and it's like.... really bad, like - doesn't like to close his rooms door - bad.

Storm loves Boygenius

Pietro is actually really into literary classics but pretends he isn't because it doesn't fit his cool guy aesthetic

Bobby lies and tells everyone his favourite movie is Pulp fiction, but it's actually Frozen 2

Warren and Laura went to watch barbinheimer together. Warren cried during barbie. Laura she'd one single man tear during the ending of Opinheimer

In the same vane- it's impossible to watch Historical Films with logan because he will fact-check everything with his own experience of those historical times. Like an old dad screaming at a football game on the TV.

Jubilee introduced Scott to mitski. Its the worst mistake of her life.

Jean uses her powers to cheat in family boardgame nights

Peitro is the kind of person to predict the whole plot of a movie in the first 2 minutes without even having to watch it.

Charles doesn't wear sunglasses because too many kids have called him mr worldwide for it.

Erik is actually a really good cook.

Logan watches Supernatural (unironicily) wade makes fun of him for it (he's the reason logan started watching it at all)

Thats all for now Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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i did go as wolverine!! ding ding ding! i looked into the future to find your advice 🙏🙏

i need opinions

do i go for halloween as an old man gay journalist vampire which i have a cunty wig for but i do not have any fangs or contacts to change the colour of my eyes to bright vampire yellow (plus i’ve already dressed as him at a halloween party)

or do i go as lesbian wolverine i have the full outfit i just need to make the claws and dog tags (easy)

btw love the new username

Go as wolverine, it matches your personality too well

Thank you! I wanted to match my URL to my YouTube to some degree so now it both matches my personality and my YouTube channel

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alright! how did the game night go?

how are you today

Eh, not the worst, you?

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i hate when ned gets dragged into this “second brothers who have a complex” thing esp when it’s a “well ALL the houses have this problem” ned doesn’t actually!!!! ned shows us no jealousy over brandon being heir to winterfell, what ned shows is a very obvious and deep seated discomfort with the fact that his brother was brutally violently murdered and next thing ned knows he has his brother’s job, his brother’s house, and his brother’s wife!!! that feels a little different to me, don’t insult my man here by comparing him to your floppy ass second sons who are mad they’re gonna get the world handed to them but their brother gets slightly more handed to him!!!!

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love how fucked up the ned/robert dynamic is. they grew up together and got attached because they both have brothers they aren’t close to and replace with one another despite the jarring similarities (brandon and stannis). ned loving robert despite the atrocities he committed and the ones he refused to condemn, hiding himself in the north so he doesn’t have to be faced with how much of a monster his friend actually is and feeding that lie to his children. robert forcing ned to come south with him and run his kingdom all under the premise they were always meant to rule together (they were full on married for the entirety of agot tbh). robert projecting how much he wanted to be with ned onto lyanna. robert loving ned arguably more than anyone else in his life and despite all that he refuses to respect his boundaries and wishes. their entire agot relationship is held together by nostalgia and like 20 layers of traumabonding that neither would ever work through. ned getting himself killed because he loved robert too much. god what the fuck is wrong with those two.

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OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED with the idea that the dead mother wolf from agot ch1 was "Ned's wolf" not only because of dead-before-the-story-starts, doomed-by-the-narrative reasons but also because it makes Ned mom-coded. Mom-coded and fate-pilled. Get doomed, loser.

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if ned stark was not a medieval fantasy lord he would have made a great long-suffering straight-man sitcom character. because ‘homoerotic situationship with your best friend who is in love with your sister but also you’re married to your brother’s ex-fiancée and raising your sister’s kid that she had with your situationship’s enemy’ is an absolutely fantastic premise for wacky shenanigans

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coming out as a ned stark appreciator a little cat as a treat too

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I really love the idea that Ned thinks he’s a gentle parent but like….by northern standards. He’ll be like ah I remember what this was like I can’t be as harsh as my father…..boy hostage fetch my sword I have decided you children will watch me perform a beheading instead of the traditional bloodeagle. I know I know I’m getting soft in my old age (27)

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while everyone else is bitching about an ugly chair house stark has spent its entire history watching this 700ft chekhov’s gun on their border like uhhhh guys is anybody else concerned that this thing might go off

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sometimes i love asoiaf twitter

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I just.. *tears up* .. really.. *sniffles* really love... dwarves.. *sobs*