#jesus christmas man

[tomboyyyaoi]

trigun twitter blows like actually fucking sucks ass like actually eats shit like good god what a cesspit. what a fucking travesty how those people live and consume media, twitter fandoms continue losing, seethe, rot, fester, youre all doomed

[biohazrat]

Merry late Christmas! Happy holidays!

[ash-and-starlight]

“They’re going for the twins,” said Zuko. “They’re spreading out around the ice, they know—” and inevitably, like the scratchings on an oracle bone, the image was stuttering into view on their planetside radio map. Around the disrupted frequency of the Siqiniq and Taqqiq’s ice wall, the remnant Fire Nation ships were spreading out, the asteroids that had been fencing them in all scattered by now— “We’re going after them,” said Zuko.

The Mercy of Magpies chapter 5

written by thee one and only @ranilla-bean and betaed bt @faux-fires

Chapter Post || Cover || Map and Characters || Ch 2 || Ch 3.1 || Ch 3.2 || Ch 4 || Ch 5.1

[fireheartwraith]

I need you all to understand that because there’s a city in Brazil called CHRISTMAS (aka Natal because Portuguese) and another one called BETHLEHEM (aka Belém), as a kid I thought JESUS IS BRAZILIAN

[eternallyjuliet]

nothing just Olivia Hussey :)

forever my favorite Juliet.

[easypeasylindyvesey]

what the fuck do you even say

[its-tim-time]

Do you all want to know the tally for fake statements about Santa and other holiday related statements so far this year?

Yes? Well then here you are

It’s Santa but they are trying to hide it so that they can see how long it takes us to figure out that it’s Santa: 4

Its just some creepy story about Santa: 3

Krampus: 7

Frosty the snow man but it’s some how trying to kill them: 8

The Nightmare Before Christmas but badly paraphrased: 2

[personinthepalace]

JESUS IS HERE

[braceletofteeth]

So, have you guys already checked the Wednesdays on your calendars? :)

[ahopefulbromantic]

Rant incoming!

I hate hate hate with a passion how Advent Calendars are advertised by stores. The whole idea of them is restricting yourself, allowing yourself only one treat per day and having to wait for it, to earn it by patiently waiting and denying yourself for Christ. But ads on TV are all like: "It's about treating yourself! 😉 Every day you give yourself a little gift to appreciate yourself! 😁 It's all about you! You feeling good and comfortable! 😌"

Just, aaargh!! Yes it's good to celebrate and treat yourself sometimes and yes we as a society have such a toxic relationship with work that we have to be reminded about resting and enjoying ourselves. But Advent is NOT a time for that! It's a time for ascesis - which is an equally forgotten and an equally important skill in our society without which the whole treating yourself loses its meaning! It's a time to be less focused on your work, yes, but instead of focusing on yourself in its place, to focus on God and building your relationship with Him. How could they twist this awesome tool and reminder so awfully?!

[sentient-rift]

Merry Christmas!

"Merry Christmas, everyone!"

"We hope you are all enjoying your holiday!"

Be sure to spread kindness to people wherever you go!"

"Enjoy some quality time with your friends and family!"

"Reconnect with family you haven't seen in a while."

"And make some new friends along the way, too!"

"We hope the gifts you received made you smile!"

"And we hope that the gifts you gave to other made them smile as well!"

"No matter where you are in the world, we hope your Christmas or holiday equivalent to it has been wonderful!"

"Thank you... All of you... For being with us for another Christmas. We appreciate each and every one of you, and we hope you'll join us for another year to come."

Hey, everyone. I know this year my activity levels have been back and forth due to how busy I can be IRL, but I'm so glad I could spend another Christmas with old friends, as well as with the new friends I made. Whether it's celebrating the birth of the Lord Jesus, being kind and sharing good will, or spending time with your friends and family, I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas. I Know I sure had one...

With that said... I admit being a bit drained, so I hope you don't mind that I save the Christmas Gift Meme for later, whether it's some time tonight, or after Christmas. I still hope you'll still send some in regardless because I love being able to do these kinds of activities with you guys. I wanted to make sure at the very least that I could wish you all a Merry Christmas. It is my favorite holiday, after all. I'll get to the gift memes as soon as I can, but until then, Merry Christmas, keep up the good work, stay awesome, and God bless all of you.

[marchy-emmet]

guys marchy grounded me for putting an avocado in the microwave :(((

I FUCKIGNG KGK ASKFKADDKFKASDKFGKDSKFGDS

CHILD, GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM.

[isabellaofparma]

just occured to me that robron is having their tenth anniversary this year. you do this (new sugden who will probably hook up with aaron) in their anniversary year? if they try anything in november & december itv will not be seeing heaven

[orcelito]

Ok. Real question. How many people Actually have believed in Santa? Bc I never did, mostly bc my dad never bothered with the entire pretense, so the whole concept is just. Really fucking strange to me

Putting an actual poll bc I feel like I'm losing my mind a bit thinking about how apparently widespread it is. Like. It's just so... weird? Why is this the thing people have popularized? It makes no sense.

[viathatoneartist]

Joy to the world, the Lord is come Let earth receive her King Let every heart prepare Him room And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing And heaven, and heaven and nature sing

Joy to the world, the Savior reigns Let all their songs employ While fields and floods Rocks, hills and plains Repeat the sounding joy Repeat the sounding joy Repeat, repeat the sounding joy Here we go

Joy, unspeakable joy An overflowing well No tongue can tell Joy, unspeakable joy It rises in my soul Never lets me go

He rules the world, with truth and grace And makes the nations prove The glories of His righteousness And wonders of His love And wonders of His love And wonders, wonders of His love Joy!

Joy, unspeakable joy An overflowing well No tongue can tell Joy, unspeakable joy It rises in my soul Never lets me go

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south