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trigun twitter blows like actually fucking sucks ass like actually eats shit like good god what a cesspit. what a fucking travesty how those people live and consume media, twitter fandoms continue losing, seethe, rot, fester, youre all doomed
#sorry idk why i turned into an evil wizard at the end there#but fr trigun twitter fucking sucks its so bad good lord what a sad little life jane#those mfs will say 'i hate when ppl fetishise and feminise vash' to mean ppl draw him with a pussy and call him babygirl#and it makes them fucking seethe for some reason#like man if u want hypermasc vash with a big swangin cock u draw that u go right ahead#but ppl like the way he cries and whines and whimpers and theres fuckall u can do about that imagine getting upset over that#imagine spending ur precious free time ranting on twitter bc ppl ship fictional incest#imagine getting genuinelh passionately upset bc ppl 'dont get' media u like bc they fucking read it differently#imagine not having fun#jesus fuck its so miserable#these ppl are pathetic#jesus christmas man#what a life#god my braincells are burning#trigun twitter sucks so bad christ i hope u all get clowned on we are officially one of the worst fanbases just from how ppl act on there#actual brain damage#im shifting into hyper retard mode#god almighty#sad little people so much fucking discourse over virtually nothing#dont even get me started on the reprobates who talk about vamery like its some rancid problematic ship actually shut the fuck up kys#maim maim kill kill die die die die die#god#hate breeds hate ur all rancid#this is why im not on fandom twt it makes me so fucking angry#rancid site#rancid#putrid
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I need you all to understand that because there’s a city in Brazil called CHRISTMAS (aka Natal because Portuguese) and another one called BETHLEHEM (aka Belém), as a kid I thought JESUS IS BRAZILIAN
#qsmp#also there's a really famous movie called auto da compadecida where jesus shows up and he's a black man#and the movie happens in the region where both those cities are in#SO THE COINCIDENCES JUST KEPT PILING UP#jesus eats cuzcuz write that down#brasil#brazilian#brazil#christmas#christianity#only two people pointed out that Belém and Natal are not in the same region WE HAVE ALL FAILED
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Do you all want to know the tally for fake statements about Santa and other holiday related statements so far this year?
Yes? Well then here you are
It’s Santa but they are trying to hide it so that they can see how long it takes us to figure out that it’s Santa: 4
Its just some creepy story about Santa: 3
Krampus: 7
Frosty the snow man but it’s some how trying to kill them: 8
The Nightmare Before Christmas but badly paraphrased: 2
#the magnus archives#the magnus institute#tma#the magnus institute archives#Guys seriously why?#this is honestly so weird#Like why are you all doing this#It was honestly concerning#one of those nightmare before christmas ones was given in person#to jon#like amazing commitment to the bit my man but jesus christ how#like Jesus it hasn’t even been a day#there was a line to get in today#that’s how bad it was#it is two hours into my shift god damn it#tma rp#rp
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So, have you guys already checked the Wednesdays on your calendars? :)
#the heart killers#I was just thinking “well if the eps will air on wednesdays at least none of them will fall on christmas... I think?”#but I thought wrong#:)#for those of us who celebrate / have families who celebrate this holiday... this sure gonna be A Day#YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY THOUGH?????#THAT SCENE. WITH THE JESUS SHIRT AND THE RED LEASHES. ON EP6. CHRISTMAS DAY.#it's what the man who died for our sins would have wanted I think
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guys marchy grounded me for putting an avocado in the microwave :(((
I FUCKIGNG KGK ASKFKADDKFKASDKFGKDSKFGDS
CHILD, GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM.
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#5sos#ashton irwin#5sosedit#my edit#merry christmas ashton lane if you celebrate cuz this is a present if ive ever seen one#jesus christ that man shouldn't be allowed to look like that#glasses ash playing guitar was not something i thought id see today but here we are#ai
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I’m visiting my parents & they have not 1 not 2 but FIVE different nativity scenes set up for Christmas. BABY JESUS: INTO THE MULTIVERSE up in here
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just occured to me that robron is having their tenth anniversary this year. you do this (new sugden who will probably hook up with aaron) in their anniversary year? if they try anything in november & december itv will not be seeing heaven
#cmon man. those are their months.#so are february and march and july and october and the rest of the year#but november?? DECEMBER? christmas belongs to them#jesus came back from the dead again to tell me so himself#ed stuff
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Ok. Real question. How many people Actually have believed in Santa? Bc I never did, mostly bc my dad never bothered with the entire pretense, so the whole concept is just. Really fucking strange to me
Putting an actual poll bc I feel like I'm losing my mind a bit thinking about how apparently widespread it is. Like. It's just so... weird? Why is this the thing people have popularized? It makes no sense.
#speculation nation#polls#like ok my dad's an atheist raised by jewish parents so xmas has never really been a religious sort of holiday to me#we celebrate it bc it's fun to give gifts and spend time with family#but that's... it.#all the lore and mythos of xmas is just so weird to me#like baby jesus etc etc but now here comes saint nicholas with the steel chair! (breaking into your house to eat your cookies#and leave presents Only for the rich kids! why only the rich ones? uhmmm Dont worry about it!)#genuinely speaking my dad's worked at ups my whole life so growing up he'd say he (and the rest of his coworkers) were the real santas#said as a joke mostly bc theyre the ones Actually delivering the packages#but i took it to heart. told people at school that my dad was the Real santa.#no one believed me lol which i found quite frustrating.#but yeah i have never once in my entire life believed in Santa#and im content with that. it seems like such a stupid thing i will be honest.#'what about the magic of christmas' what about the poor kids who dont get gifts & feel abandoned by this all-powerful man?#in fact why do we Want kids to not think it's their parents giving gifts? they cant thank the right people if we trick them.#it's a convoluted setup that makes absolutely 0 sense to me#trust me christmas had more than enough 'magic' for me as a kid just bc of all the cool lights and all the free gifts#dont need some mythological man who can travel the globe in one night and is a professional in B&E#makes no sense for Real.#there was a time with my ex step siblings where me n my sister were told not to spoil the fun for them#so i had to pretend like santa existed as they opened presents marked from him#and even back then i was just thinking 'this is So Dumb'#this is an anti santa zone i guess. me and myself hate the popularized version of this strange strange belief system.
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Joy to the world, the Lord is come Let earth receive her King Let every heart prepare Him room And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing And heaven, and heaven and nature sing
Joy to the world, the Savior reigns Let all their songs employ While fields and floods Rocks, hills and plains Repeat the sounding joy Repeat the sounding joy Repeat, repeat the sounding joy Here we go
Joy, unspeakable joy An overflowing well No tongue can tell Joy, unspeakable joy It rises in my soul Never lets me go
He rules the world, with truth and grace And makes the nations prove The glories of His righteousness And wonders of His love And wonders of His love And wonders, wonders of His love Joy!
Joy, unspeakable joy An overflowing well No tongue can tell Joy, unspeakable joy It rises in my soul Never lets me go
#my art#joy to the world#jesus reigns#jesus#christmas#rejoice#i miss jesus centered christmas songs so much#im tired of songs starring an old obese fat man and his short colleges
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Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south
#Cw gun mention I guess#I was feeling super nauseous so I went into the kitchen to get ritz crackers#And we're at my grandma's rn for Christmas and she has windows in the kitchen that look out at the road/other houses#And NO curtains or blinds because she's old#And anyway I turned a small light on so I could see the crackers and I hear a fucking man outside shout “WHO'S OUT THERE”#In the heaviest southern accent. Mind you every fucking person in this area has a gun bc there's lots of trees with squirreld they shoot#And logically now that I am calming down I know it was just a bad coincidence and he was probably yelling at smthn in his yard#But jesus fucking christ I felt such immediate intense fear my head went cold#Ran to my baby brother's room bc I was certain someone was gonna come kill us#Then the rationality took over and I just told my mom about it. But now I'm sitting outside his room eating crackers bc I'm fucking paranoid#It is almost 4am and I haven't slept a wink I cannot do this rn#But literally the last time I went for a walk around here my dad told me not to go alone and also not to say anything stupid#And also stay far away from houses bc I could get myself shot#Literally what the fuck is this.#“Afearican” except I'm still very much in the US#Not to mention almost every fucking house has a blue lives matter flag and some have isr*el flags now too like#I fuuuuucking hate it here
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The jw's obsession with jesus not dying on a cross is so weird, literally the "not like other girls" of religion
#ex jw#they're like we're NOT celebrating christmas or easter or halloween or birthdays or mothers day and jesus DID NOT die on a cross#they're anti fun and even anti aesthetic#like couldn't there at least have been a cool aesthetic? like the catholics? cmon man it's just such a miserable existence
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Merry Christmas to you All
Have a Joyful Christmas. Remember that Christmas joy doesn’t come from what’s under the tree.
“I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach.” ― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
#events#occassion#holiday#christmas#religious#jesus christ#jesus birthday#gift giving#original photography#thelcsdaily#decor#decoration#ornament#snow man
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i don’t know what advent means in an advent calendar or ig the christian context so anytime people mention it. all i think about is that bad final fantasy movie. unrelated to a degree but i also never remember what “AD” means but i think it’s latin and so my brain defaults to aldmeri dominion. which is not latin it’s skyrim. but it’s close enough so
#actually what is an advent calendar why is that a thing. what’s advent. i don’t know i also don’t care but i assume it’s just an excuse for#chocolate and treats which christians aren’t allowed to have before christmas otherwise i think. idfk i don’t go here#it’s so annoying that even time and our dating system is christian man. why do i have to give a shit about and remember when jesus was born#the majority of the world isn’t christian why is This our measurement of time. it’s so stupid.
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I HAVE FEELINGS FOR A BOYMAN
#sooooooooo BASICALLY i haven’t really been as active as normal bc of school and yk taking 5 courses is not for the weak but i am strong in#Jesus Name AMEN!! so this update might seem a bit random but ya we move. sooo this guy isn’t to be confused with pool table guy from october#that guy is cool and all but we only ever talk about anime and he leaves me on delivered a lot sooo on to the next ig but this guy that i#have developed Feels for issssss hmmm well call him Friendly Giant ™️ (FG) bc he’s like taalll (6’1 ish?) and dark skin and cute and all but#like he looks intimidating but then has the softest deepest voice and it’s all like aaaawwwwww#but basically he’s just this big sweet guy and at first i thought we were just friends and all but then yk you kinda can’t beat the Just#Friends allegations when you ft call a girlie up on CHRISTMAS bc she’s trying to figure out how she’s going to cross the boarder BY HERSELF#bc her siblings are of no help AND THEN when said girlie ft calls you the next day yall stay on the phone for 4(!!!) hours and THEN you offe#r to reach her how to drive and you brought her soup when she got her wisdom teeth surgery and when she bought something using your prime u#said she didn’t need to pay you back and when she insisted said FG GUY SAID AND I QUOTE “LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR ONCE 🤯#LIKEEEEE#all this while tho i was in fairytale land thinking about how he’s such a great friend and la dee daa bc i didn’t think i was his type and#all that but then i was praying last night and the i was like Holy Spirit do i like this man? and He was like yes and you’re trying to#rationalize your feelings but you like him and he likes you#so nooowwww i’m all like 🙂👍🏾🥳😳😳😳😳😳😳#YK?????????!!!!!!#but ya that’s the latest update 😚#i like a guy and he likes me 🥹😶😃👍🏾😳🤯#mutuals my beloved <3#vk overshares in the tags
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