#jesus but hot lol

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

daechwita

[isaaagloom]

jesuspilled. messiahmaxxing. he can see thru the matrix. he doesn’t need his meds, his meds need him.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[pedroscurls]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HIM PLS???

THE HAIR. THE BEARD. THE UNBUTTONED SHIRT. THE SHOULDERS

i fear i've fallen more and more for him and there's no going back

[nyehnyeh12]

This is from when act 2 came out but I’m still insane about what has happened. I need time to process 😭

[bunnymello]

the opposite of the devil’s tango: god’s stand. nothing else, just standing there. probably holding a cup of fruit punch or something. there are 6 other people in the room and everyone is confused

[uh-mozzaza]

"arcane writing is bad" "arcane writing is good" who cares, arcane is supposed to be consumed through AMVs and fan edits

[3416]

re: your Mitch mustache point, yes 100% agree - weird thing to fixate on and just keep commenting on. I also feel like this about Auston’s hair and the ‘balding’ jokes; like, bro, what a thing to comment on about someone else’s appearance.

i get both sides of it to SOME degree in a jokey fandomy space but sometimes it feels like that's all anyone has to say for like days at a time or. i guess bc i make gifs/posts sometimes that's all the tags or comments are. and then i'll post a vid or pics on twt and THAT'S all anyone has to say to try to make an unfunny joke that's been made 4932842 times beforre. and i'm like. damn is anyone actually funny or insightful or is that all there is these days, like lmfao. i already really make it a habit with myself to not negatively comment on appearances irl or online bc i just think it seeps into the way you think about and treat people whether you mean it or not. and i get that these guys are untouchable millionaires and aren't gonna read all these "jokes" but they end up feeling so vapid and tasteless and shallow. i just have bigger beef with the general trends in society and the hyperfixation on pure aesthetics, no substance, and so to see it reflected even in mild forms in fandom spaces just over n over n over like. odd and dull.

[tehrevving]

Cockwarming anon lol but YESSSSSSS pegging that old vampire man 😭🙏! It would take a lot of trust, love, and lube but I want him to feel what it’s like to be a pillow princess for once since he does so much for us.

Hitting it well he’s in a missionary at first cuz he’s so scared and needs you to hold his hand well you go slow and deep to get him used to the stretch. Brushing against his prostate every other stroke to warm him up to it. There’s a small bump near his hip bones from your strap going into him, but it can go deeper. You pick up the pace after he begs in a whimper to go a little faster.

Eventually it gets to the point where he just wants it harder and deeper so you push him in a mating press feeling his hand squeezing yours tight. When you thrust all the way for the first time you can’t help but pause noticing you can see the entire strap and how deep it reaches, just under his navel (if he still has one?).

When you point it out and press down on his stomach he nearly cums then and there. Or maybe he did with the amount of precum dripping from his cock left untouched the whole time. His moans get more and more delirious and louder each pounding thrust, his own hand resting and pressing on the bulge every time you push in.

He won’t be satisfied until he’s coming all over himself bukkaking himself? his legs shaking and drool dripping down his cheeks along with his own cum.

Of course, he can’t forget about you and despite having the best orgasms of his life, he’ll still have the energy to eat you out, humming and moaning and whimpering as he slobbers against your delicious pussy well stroking himself off into one last pitiful orgasm…

(Give this man the best aftercare he deserves it 🥺)

-❤️

😘 anon

(P.S if you wanna use any of this for inspo I’m cool with it 😘)

Ummm excuse the fuck out of me. Look at you, coming in here and writing this fucking filth better than I ever could. I am sweating Anon, thank you 🥵🥵

[napping-sapphic]

I know it’s already getting unbearably hot but who wants to come try and nap with both me and my heating pad anyway

[thisisanerror]

god. i love big old furry men.

[flannelepicurean]

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT

THE EVER-LOVING

COCK-FUCKING

TIT-SHITTING

FUCK-SHIT

is WAL-BOG, U.S.A doing putting out

THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

when I have

NO GODDAMN MONEY?!?!?!

Seriously, what the fuuuuuckkk?!?!?!

Vegeta front and center??? SAIYAN SQUAD ON THE GODDAMN CENTER STAGE???

They put Raditz on the front of a fuckin haaaaattt, babes!!! ✨💖 😭😭😭💖✨

And...and Nappa...Uncle Nappa's bald-ass head got second-tier top billing before SON GOKU! Wha...???

Piccolo on the side there doin the lord's work with my boi Gohan, and YES, our actual lord & savior Goku is there too, but MY GOOD AND LOVELY LIFE FORMS AND INDESCRIBABLE DENIZENS OF THE VOID, I CANNOT...CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU THE SHEER LEVELS OF EMOTION I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW.

[newvision]

My hair is really long and I get lots of compliments on it which is nice but I want to get a pixie cut really bad. I know people’s opinions don’t dictate who I am and I want to look more androgynous but I’m also aware people will find me less attractive which isn’t the worst thing in the world but I find dating so hard already even without being insecure about my appearance and also what if I miss twirling it around my fingers????

[halforcdad]

20 hours later and I still can't get over Kacy....

[Spoiler alert for those who haven't seen ncis hawaii 2x20]

Them...reenacting their first meeting...on their anniversary...just looking at each other w heart eyes and soft smiles...*look at a photo of them* *cry*

that scene! that episode!

kate leaning in whispering excitedly in a busy bar to lucy (strangely enough, it reminded me very vaguely of a scene from this fic i love) to keep going! and let me tell you i was not prepared for the zoom out showing just how close they really were and kate's hand on lucy's arm! and lucy's hand on top of it! like hello is this allowed

and can we for a second appreciate that while lucy made the first move, kate answered in kind telling her to come closer? i feel like we focus on lucy's game a lot (rightfully so bc girl's got moves), but as their banter, lucy's praise (almost always highlighting how smart and charming kate is), and this scene show: whistler's got mad rizz too LMAOOO

lucy saying in the beginning of the episode how she wanted to celebrate their awesomeness as a couple and how far they've come and then the episode ending with them at the bar they first met, reenacting their first conversation, where kate literally spells out the differences between that night and this reenactment (they're too intimate now to commit to the casual dance they were doing the first time and that makes me wanna scream), where we can see clearly just how far they've come with their body language, their easy, intimate conversation (Kate reassuring Lucy that it isn't silly and being all for it, s1 kate would never), them breaking character laughing at themselves, enjoying this moment with each other and the love that would eventually come out of it

all this plus everything we got in 2x19, kacy is so fucking back baby

[chaos0pikachu]

"I love you, Mew"

[falinscloaca]

one of the most important aspects to be learnt of being a political thinker online, a passive or active viewer of sociopolitical discourses and marginalization, is that just because you find someone to be “wrong” on a subject, have a bad take on a words definition or have shitty political/strategic takes, or just be fucking annoying to you personally, doesn’t make them stop being from the same marginalized group or group-of-groups as yourself. tragically sometimes a comrade-in-arms also just fucking sucks without it being a cishetero bourgeois psyop or a more-particularly-advantaged-yet-still-marginalized-group punching down. like there can be “self-hating” people from demographics actively trying to oppress said demographics but 9 times out of 10 Kaleb from My Discourses isn’t a Dennis Prager rubbing elbows with literal nazis he’s just that dipshit who thinks Judaism as a social category necessitates matrilineal affiliation (even though the people that actively hate Judaism as a social category don’t conceive of it as such). For example I mean.

this should really go without saying but good fucking god my own time in the ‘strangers with a word or two in common trying to kill each other online’ trenches neeeeded