#it’s like a knight’s trial
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I know it’s already getting unbearably hot but who wants to come try and nap with both me and my heating pad anyway
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#it’s like a knight’s trial#having the actual worst period cramps of my life rn#and i’m Suffering with this heating pad#i hate being hot but jesus christ ow i need this to try to make my organs CHILL#and the worst thing??#absolutely NO ONE is here to cuddle with me#offensive#THIS. THIS is one of those situations where i KNOW the nap would be better with someone else😤#even if it’s just because then i wouldn’t be lonely lol#pls come nap with me and overheat and also listen to all my complaints - again OW - and love me anyway#my craziest fantasy🥵🥵#oh and also NO judging all my crying my period loves making me cry smh#im literally crying over nothing right now🙄 like it’s just a Thing™️ okay#im a CATCH#wait god the heating pad turned off for a sec#saw my life flash before my eyes when it started cooling down😓#crying even more now🙄🙄🫠#it’s going swimmingly very good like i said im a CATCH#🙃🙃🙃#sorry for all the tags idk what im even saying anymore smh#im gay and i like sleeping
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An old sketch but still very heartwarming imo.
They dont know how to kiss so they just boop eachother
#mtddweek2024#metadede#meta knight#king dedede#back when my trial for clip studio paint was still active...#i really like the watercolor effect it has#but im not giving them money for a subscription lol#also thats the reason why meta has both wings and a cape - i couldnt really edit the sketch much
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what about some sort of buddy cop, same age, enemies to lovers au where obi-wan is a jedi and anakin is a coruscanti detective and they literally hate each other and have no respect for the other (obi-wan thinks anakin is a waste of the coruscant budget and a jedi wannabe; anakin thinks obi-wan is a pretentious space monk asshole)
(anakin has personally arrested obi-wan for speeding three times, drinking in public spaces 4 times -- the public space was a bar btw -- and indecent public exposure once. that last one was, tbh, fair cause obi-wan had his dick out in an alley way lol)
(obi-wan has literally stalked this asshole coruscanti cop off planet before and arrested him in his capacity as Jedi Knight for not using his turn signal when changing hyperspace lanes (once), for podracing betting (3 times), and for possession of a galacticly banned substance (twice))
it's not that they're obsessed with each other, it's just that something keeps forcing them together in the wildest, most unpredictable situations, and it's annoying as hell because they're completely fed up with each other
then the senate moves to have a new task force stood up to solve a series of Force-related crimes in the Coruscanti underworld. the task force would include a representative from the Jedi Temple and one from the Coruscanti guards, obviously. and really, obi-wan and anakin are the perfect choices! they're both highly intelligent, dedicated, trustworthy, and incorruptible.
if only they'd stop trying to push each other off the 51st story of coruscant and actually put their heads together to solve the crime
#kit's silly lil aus#obikin#buddy cop au#lol i hesitated posting this for like five minutes cause i was like this could be my big bang fic#but no i cant do that to my 1k outline i typed out this weekend#ANYWAY anakin was brought to coruscant by qui-gon a la phantom menace#but was not accepted into the temple#because obi-wan was already qui-gon's padawan and was only 14 and absolutely not ready for the trials#so i guess not same age same age cause obi-wan is roughly 5 years older#but i wanted them way closer in age for this one just because i think the pettiness is much more believable#pov: youre a hot shot jedi knight space monk and this hot shot coruscanti dog#keeps using YOUR Force to find you dick out in alley ways to arrest you#its unFAIR#also i love the image of fastidiously dressed jedi obi-wan faced with wearing civilian clothes off the clock black leather and holey shirt#anakin skywalker#the true question is when do they fuck and why is it like. immediately after they get their new office#like oh we have to have a working relationship? not if i fuck you first
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Vitorio, some bozo from actual medival europe who hardly even knows what the word game means:
#dead by daylight#dbd survivor#feng min#amanda young#jeff johansen#jane romero#vitorio toscano#ha ha funny#istg these trials are getting crazier#like WDYM AN ASTRONAUT CLONE FROM THE YEAR 3000#AN E-GIRL#SOME RANDOM HOMELESS MAN#LEON S. KENNEDY HIMSELF#AND AN ACTUAL FUCKING KNIGHT FROM THE MIDDLE AGES ARE FIGHTING IN THE SUBURBS BECAUSE A GIANT FUCKING CRAB TOLD THEM TO 😨😭💀
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Hollow Knight fans convincing themselves that Tiso is a worse character than he actually is will forever piss me off
#people love to look for the deeper meaning in character dialogues EXCEPT WHEN ITS TISO#literally in his last few lines you can tell he sees the knight as a possible friend and no longer looks down on it#his attitude shifts from 'this thing is tiny and weak and i could easily put it out of its misery'#to 'i look forward to sparing with this thing after i complete the trials'#like he goes from calling it a 'squib' to referring to it as 'pale thing' like thats more respectful in tiso-speak#all this guy did was be a little arrogant and die a foolish death and you all hated him#i wasn't going to put this in the main tags but whatever i wrote a ramble here#tiso#hk tiso#hollow knight#tiso haters dni (kidding. but do be respectful if you disagree bc Tiso is my favorite hk character)
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"feel free to ask literally anything about torin!" Oh Boy I don't want to spam ur inbox with TOO MUCH bc he and varre live in my head rent free so for now I will ask the most pressing thing on my mind....... torin overthrows mohg as per your first post about them, right? How do you think varre reacted to that???? I can never imagine killing mohg would go over too smoothly with him, so I'm curious if/how torin was able to win him over!!
"I'll ensure you regret this, my lambkin..."
((aftermath under the cut))
it didn't go over smoothly at all, aka torin is once again reminded that his actions have consequences and those consequences are rarely (if ever) good :'^D varre's still fanatically loyal to mohg and views any attack against his master as an attack against himself, so torin killing mohg would be an unforgivable betrayal.
i ended up killing varre at the end of his questline in my first playthrough haha. i think for them to have a (sort of?) happy ending as they are now, torin would need to be content with serving the dynasty alongside varre and abandoning the rest of his quest (which he isn't willing to do as part of what drove him to varre in the first place is his desire for revenge and he can't give that up so easily).
on the other hand if you want to imagine a scenario where varre ends up surviving, he and torin would need to go their separate ways for a while. when they meet back up it'd be after torin resolves his quest for vengeance and comes to terms with his losses and also probably after he's burned the erdtree (and melina). by then they've both been through the wringer and are so Tired of it all that it's easier to fall back into comforting old habits with each other. it'd still take them a while to fully reconcile tho :'^)
#elden ring#torin#varre#white mask varre#tarnished#varre x tarnished#ace draws#once again thank u for providing me with delicious food anon#sorry this took a while lol#i plan to tackle torin's relationships with other characters like d and fia next#might also take a little while so bear with me lol#varre is that gru meme at this point:#ensnare sad wreck of a tarnished by using his desire for affection as a reward for completing every task i assign him to#he successfully completes all of my trials and also falls for me so i immediately make him a knight of the mohgwyn dynasty#he becomes utterly devoted to me and kills my master#ask#replies#tw blood
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Sometimes i think about how the Dra killers would look like in that final section of the trials where you shoot down their arguments if those were like the Sdra2 TTS where the characters get a special little design for it n stuff
#judging from Nikei's they don't NEED to all be that closely tied to the characters talents?#since he's dressed like some kind of story/mitology figure on his? i think??#i remember people talking about it back in the day but my mind is blank. it was not programed to store Nikei-related information#so i think Ayame should be in knight armor-#since she's essentially Akane's knight in the context of that trial. Saving her from becoming the blackend and all that#and in her defeated sprite she'd be waving a white flag#i also think Satsuki dressed as a circus ringmaster would look sick#with a really over the top outfit and a bunch of silly stuff around her#Kinji would be in Pope cosplay or something idk#i can't really think of anything for the others#dra#danganronpa another#sdra2#super danganronpa another 2
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Hello :) do you parhaps have and could share any arthuriana book references for someone who wants to get into it but doesn't know where to start?
Also your art is amazing and beautiful and everytime you post a new piece i stare at it in adoration and then go try to find and read the cited sources, so thank you so much for sharing your art with us :)
ough, there's probably some arthuriana blogs on this site who have a much more entry level friendly rec list/equipped to answer this than me, because my interest in arthuriana follows specific historical focuses and genre discussions. literally I read the prose tristan because I was scrolling through jstor and a text on the law in camelot mentioned the murder of dinadan, and I went, oh HELLO---
tldr; my other historical interests gave me enough background info that I comfortably jump around wherever my curiosity takes me, so I'm absolutely useless for this 🙃
tbh I'd probably just look up a summary of the main block of arthuriana texts and pick whatever sounds most fun or focus in on a knight you like and run them through a jstor search. perceval and tristan are my favorites, and kay compels me too. watch bbc's merlin and weep over gawaine, then do lancelot du lac (the film) and cry over gawaine a second time)
additionally I'd rec Stephen Knight's Merlin: Knowledge and Power through the Ages and Caitlin R. Green's Concepts of Arthur to go alongside it all because I think both books fuck severely
#ask tag#also thank you! im glad that the cited sources could be fun for other people too!!#sorry i could not be much help with this#it does not help that the brain space i usually save for arhturiana got taken over by an older interest in the templar order#(in like. the brutality of the trials when philip the fair curbstomped them into the ground fascinates me)#(the greater interest is in reception of knights and monastic military orders being reframed in a romantic context#directly overwriting their. uhhh. well! you know how it is!)#(dont get me wrong i love chivalric romances with knights. the ritual of it all. however. i like grit and grime)#ANYWAY i wish you luck with it all anon!
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the more i play the arkham knight, the more sense the ending - in which bruce just fucking kills himself - just makes sense. this game is fucking relentless in how everything just fucking happens all the goddamn time. the city is under siege, but also two face is robbing banks, but also the penguin is smuggling weapons, but also firefly is setting everything on fire, but also professor pyg is leaving corpses everywhere, but also the riddler had kidnapped catwoman and we have to complete his bullshit trials, but also there are bombs everywhere, but also we are looking for missing firefighters. and all of this is happening at once. during a single night. which, by the way, had went on for over 15 hours in my current save. no wonder bruce goes and explodes himself. i can barely handle talking to 2 people at once, and this mf is juggling 100 cases of terrorism. death is the only way for him to catch a goddamn break.
#4.txt#arkham knight#dc comics#i really like the arkhamverse bc bruce just can't catch a goddamn break#also that last riddler race trial also had me throwing my PC out the window lol#had to take a double dose of quetiapine to calm myself down
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Hornet what
#so this just happened#its like when Zote gets defeated at the end of the first trial#glitch#hollow knight#hornet sentinel#godhome#hornet hollow knight
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sadako players rejoice
#thoughts about media#dbd#look i know some people are mad#but i think the changes all sound GREAT!#and as a ghostface main who witnessed the changes he's had over the last couple years#i'm pleased to where they eventually got with him#right now he feels really good to play#do i still feel like nightshroud is a bit touchy sometimes? yes#do i feel like leaning is also still touchy sometimes? yeah#but this is bhvr not fucking riot games or blizzard or whoever else that has tons and tons of money and court trials#so rejoice#and DEATH to the iridescent tape meta#i HATE having to rely on the most expensive fucking addon she has in order to keep up with sweaty as fuck swfs#i love playing ghostface knight and hux and i do not use anything higher than a yellow addon on all of them#and i still do well!#can i use higher rarities? yes!#it's the CHOICE that matters#it's the fact it's not a NECESSITY to have the high tier ones that matters#also some of the other changes sound really sick#i like that they are trying to make condemned more threatening while encouraging sruvivor/killer or survivor/killer item interaction#it's not just sadako slugs with iri tape and ring drawing and plays like a miserable soulless comp bastard#and no longer being able to be stunned while demanifested? amazing#they could have just given us that and i would have truly been satisfied#this is GREAT news overall
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ngl after re-binge-watching hq!! with my mum, i have the urge to pick up my hq!! various x reader series again,,, i still have all the notes and plans and rereading that made me realise it would actually make a good fic 😭
#sophie's idle chatter#actually i lied. i have 2 hq!! various series in the note wips#one follows canon with mc being childhood friends with wakatoshi (for my early *early* followers u may remember the. like. 2 chaps of cdlc)#and another is a royal fantasy type one with mc as a knight for aoba kingdom and prince tooru...#i told a couple of my old moots (if u see this hello hi) from ages ago the plan i had for it and ourghfg#omg or that mmo/rpg game au... where u + the cast get transported into this game u all play... kinda like log horizon#man now i wanna rewatch log horizon 🧍♀️#the hq!! brainrot is so strong rn... and im revisiting some of my fav fic series i used to read on both quotev and ao3....#omg and this one series from deviant art that still to this day lives in my head rent free#maybe i should go reread it again....#man.. i wanna write crème de la crème again... so that i can write the bonds and mc trials through junior high.... and also timeskip era...
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obsessed w the start of Demonheart the Cursed Trial,,, just 3 gals... kidnapped to some desolate town. Probs planning each others murders
Def passes the bechdel test
#demonheart the cursed trial#demonheart#btw i LOVE the mcs design...#su.txt#and the knight lady n the other lady like *chefs kiss*
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i want to level both warrior and dark knight during shadowbringers but it's just such a chore to level 2 jobs at once...
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hi. i finally finished the sonic frontiers dlc. i like this ending :)
#sonic frontiers spoilers#for the tags only#sorry i need to ramble in the tags#did i cheat to finish the final trial. yes. do i regret it ? eehhhhh no not really#i just REALLY wanted to see the fuckin ending and i was tired of getting beat tf up and trying to figure out how to fight knight#when i eventually replay for my new 100% save file i'll do it legit. i think. it depends how i'm feeling when i get there#HEY I DID EVERYTHING LEGIT EXCEPT THAT ONE TRIAL OK CUT ME SOME SLACK#anyway the ending was cute. im glad sage is alive and happy in this ending. idk if THIS is the canon ending or if the other one is but!!!#i like both endings :) i just really like this game ok#i love this stupid blue fuck and his stupid little furry friends. i love them so much#def my fav game of all time. idc if its ''flawed'' i love it anyway#i do NOT tolerate sonic frontiers hate. and i never WILL !!!!!!!#unless we're complaining about the pop-in and render distance LOL#andre.txt
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we FINALLY have healing
#personal#dai#like ive been coping fine esp with healing properties on items#but god this'll be Very helpful for bosses and such#and longer quests where i dont get a chance to heal#or when id usually rely on supply caches#shame about the trial that makes you lose all your focus when you camp#but i shouldnt need to camp beyond establishing them (and teleporting) anymore#it's much more beneficial to build up the focus to use this so i keep guard#ftr this is the ONLY reason im playing knight-enchanter#hawke would ABSOLUTELY be a necromancer of the given options#and his second choice would probably be rift mage#see. if it was arcane warrior then it'd be up there. probably still second to necromancer#but the tradition and templar-ness of it all doesnt make him a big fan of knight-enchanters#my justification is that he can kinda be a 2h warrior with it and that's probably what he's best suited for outside of magic#but he can achieve that just as well with a blade of tidarion#(which i didnt realise would make me fight like a 2h warrior. very interesting. not as versatile but cool)#(but also Bad with knight-enchanter because i need good attack speed for my spirit blade)#(the dps on blade of tidarion is just as high as a staff but it has much higher damage per hit and slower attack speed which sucks)
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