#jest with me

[ask-j3rk-off-j3ster]

Big muscles tight dress oh lord-

Oh I am weak- crush me respectfully 🙏🏼

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[iamthetruestrepairman]

was about to make a post about how it’s fun to have a “cringe hour” where you just let yourself do cringy things for an hour, but then I remembered every hour shpuld be a cringe hour. Peace and love on planet do whatever you want forever

[hinamie]

green

[starsaparilla]

watching fallout while playing fallout and thinking about fallout while i scroll fallout tumblr

[myoonmii]

I was inspired (gay thoughts)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Danse Macabre

[Commission]

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

You guys ever think about the implications of the dca's unmoving faceplate?

I don't know exactly what material it's made of, but I'd assume metal or plastic or a similar unyielding substance. There probably aren't any active sensors there, besides something light-sensitive to allow for the color-swap when switching between Sun and Moon - otherwise, I doubt any further complications would be added to their design, considering Fazco's determination not to waste a single penny.

But think about it - obviously, by that logic, Sun and Moon can't feel their face. If you were to cup their cheeks and hold either side of their faceplate, they wouldn't understand the feeling you're trying to convey.

They'd feel the pressure, sure - but nothing else, nothing tangible. There is no warmth that passes from your palm to their stylized cheek, no soft touch or careful sincerity; only an empty number calculated by the uptick of an empty, unfeeling machine which knows the meaning of the gesture only through the understanding that others have.

Even so, it cannot convey its gratitude; its plastic smile does not bend to the will of emotional facsimiles. Its eyes cannot crinkle with mirth. It can only let out a garbled, artificial expression of gratitude, processed by a microchip the size of the tip of its cold fingers, sent through an electrical current to create a wavelength of sound that you can process - a mere echo of what you send from your heart to their hollow chest cavity.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

0 days since i last suffered from a papaya pookie-based attack

[willczek-art]

Two-sided Acrylic Charm I made for @p4zine! :DD

This is my absolute FAVOURITE thing ever, I always DREAMT of making charms and this one went into production!! I physically have them!! I'm lead to believe I'm not the only one!! :DD SO HAPPY- 👀✨!!

[ask-j3rk-off-j3ster]

Bright stared at Jester before chuckling.

"man YOURE a weird anomaly, you look like you could try and kill me but thats unfortunate.."

he chuckled, twirling his machete with one hand and fidgeting with his necklace with the other.

@control-the-personnel

"Oh, I'm weird? At least I'm not playing with a machete like it's a dick." They stuck their tongue out at him and climbed up the wall lizard style.

[cloudinal]

Happy birthday, Math Man!

[pantestudines]

Americans. We cant concede any ground here. We cant give them "chicken burger". Thats a nonsense statement. Weve already given too much if thats on the table. Thats a god damn chicken sandwich. A Burger uses Hamburger Meat. If its not at least trying to feel like hamburger meat, its not a burger. Black Beans and Ground Turkey are on thin ice, but a bonafide Chicken Fillet? White meat? Certainly you know this isnt a burger, in your heart. Would you accept a mcchicken as a burger? Of course not! This is nonsense! We call ground beef Hamburger for a reason! Dont give them an inch!

[girlinthetardis04]

"Oh, I'm so addicted to otome games I went from Mystic Messenger to Obey Me! to Love & Deepspace, teehee"

FOOLS

YOU

AMATEURS

YOU SEE THIS?

YOU SEE THIS???

THIS IS 55 GAMES! FIFTY FIVE!!!

AND FOR LIKE 45 OF THOSE I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN THE FANDOM

GET ON MY LEVEL NOOBS

[1000dactyls]

my huge gripe w modern httyd aus is that it’s always set in the suburban midwest in podunk nothing town without taking it to its natural conclusion. As if berk would not be a steel mill town on the rust belt with the gas prices jacked sky high for tourists driving through the middle of nowhere. As if the barbaric archipelago would be the suburbs of a big city rather than rural towns in the Deep South. as if hiccup would not somehow end up hiking in the appalachias or turn up half dead after missing for 6months in the oregon wilderness. Cowards. Fools. if you’re setting it in america then you should take it to its natural conclusion 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[justpentdraws]

breaking: local highschooler grows obsessed enough with redstone and sculk that he spends hours drawing helsknight instead of studying physics