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This is the only time of year you can reblog this.

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It's all just too much

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Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig

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Gnostics on Demiurgsmas when they hear Sophia Claus emanating down the chimney

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “attainment of royalty” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

me 5 minutes later: dude i swear the universe is somewhat wheel-shaped

my friend Hansa, pacing: God is lying to us

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Anthony Machuca · “Forbidden knowledge”

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Universes Beyond is a stupid idea, but since WotC are doing it anyway, here's what they'd do if they had any backbone:

Clive Barker's Hellraiser, making the subtext in phyrexia Domme Text, and to get a 4-hour Spice8Rack video about the Gender of it all.

Twilight, to piss off the gamer bros and because they can finally do a Vanilla Matters theme around Bella Swan.

Pride And Prejudice, since the incongruity will be funny and I want a Dark Depths functional reprint that summons a Mister Darcy With His Shirt Off token.

Achewood, because I want 'Depression' to be a keyword, I want a Mexican Magical Realism theme deck, and I want 'Rapper' and 'Pornogropher' to be creature types.

Lady Chaterly's Lover, because I want a Rhystic Studies video on the erotic card art and booster packs sold in brown paper envelopes.

Tomie, Mr Junji Ito has already done custom art for them, and I think a spot removal card called "Bizarre Psychosexual Murder-Suicide" would be funny in tournament reports.

All Quiet On The Western Front, because "make your opponent too miserable to keep playing" is already a strategy with lantern control, and the obvious escalation is actual depression.

The Rider-Waite Tarot Deck, since I think it would make a very specific type of nerd extremely angry when they inevitably get it all wrong; I bet they'd make Death a Black card and the flamewars would be beautiful.

Atlas Shrugged, so I can watch Spice8Rack spontaneously combust live on camera.

Cannibal Corpse Lyrics, because 'make your opponent to uncomfortable to keep playing' should also be a valid strategy, and I also want a Rhystic Studies video on the art.

Dungeon Bitches, because I would like them to give me money for the license please, and also to crack gamer eggs on an industrial scale.

Sponge Bob Square Pants, what do you mean they actually did this one.

Kaguya Sama: Love Is War, this one is not a joke I would buy this, and they should let me design it I have so many good ideas.

And of course:

And of course:

Yugioh.

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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

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Headphone fatigue is such bullshit. Oh you're punishing me for listening to my beautiful songs? You're hurting me because I'm listening to smart audiobooks? Get over yourself

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I am afflicted by Nuance. I fear it may be terminal. well okay, not necessarily "terminal" per se, but

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It's with a heavy heart I must say that using ai would absolutely be in the spirit of walt disney. dude hated unions and held his animators in contempt outside his little circle of besties

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love this channel

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reblog to stir prev occasionally