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so like im extremely out of the loop with dinosaur taxa (and most paleontology at this point tbh) is Nanotyrannus back for real or is Longrich and Saitta 2024 a reach

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We literally just found life on another planet and everybody is just like "and?" Life on earth so wild rn we don't even care 💀💀

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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

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I am not immune to stupid gooner "monster"girls unfortunately. yes she's just a hot woman with blue scales but unfortunately she's still a hot woman. you see my problem here

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Big day in the anti papacy crowd, upcoming bigger day for colored smoke enthusiasts

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Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

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grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

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one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese

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Don’t buy donuts from a chain. Buy donuts from a crusty ass looking hole in the wall place that only takes cash with boxes piled in the corner and an old woman behind the counter who looks like she wishes you’d go away. Best donuts you’ll ever have.

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it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

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The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

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you ask a usamerican what their culture is like and they explain the fact that they have small businesses

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Uktabi Orangutan

“Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?” —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Artist: Una Fricker TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup

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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

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Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause