#jellie!!!!

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Regular Third Life but Jellie is a flerken from Captain Marvel and she's allowed to eat whoever she wants

Let the cat go feral. As a treat.

[stuck-in-jelly]

Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this

[etherealspacejelly]

i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes

theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"

its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.

he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"

again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.

what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful

[heartnosekid]

the venus girdle (cestum veneris) | aquatilis_expedition on ig

[jellicatty]

Kento calls you his wife.

But you're not his wife yet.

"My wife would like the garlic cheese bread, please"

"I can't extend my shift today, my wife needs me at home."

Wife wife wife. There's no ring in Kento's finger though. All he has is you, his darling girlfriend. The first time he called you his favorite endearment you gave him a look, then giggled after. It truly was harmless, sweet, innocent— well, sometimes.

"Aw, is my wife cumming again?"

"Show your husband how much you miss him."

" 'm gonna make you mine— my wife."

The truth is, Kento doesn't need a marriage certificate to call you his wife. He's yours and you're his. He'll call you his wife anytime he wants to (which is everytime)

He'll call you his wife when your legs are trembling. When you're humping his legs, sobbing as you cry out how much you want him to stuff you. He'll call you his pretty wife when he drives his cock in and out your pulsing cunny.

And of course, "I love you, my wife." is what he'll say after shooting loads of his cum inside you.

© jellicatty | no plagiarising please (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

[wishing-well-art]

Queen Jellie's successors!!!!

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of home made Uncrustables

[pastel-clown-friends]

Katy Bee, Mr. Finnegan, you had a great mentor.

THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH!!!!!!

[darkaviarymc]

Scar is such a tremendously talented person and deserves nothing but love!

[floweroflaurelin]

Rest in peace, Jellie. I’m glad she’ll live on in every minecraft world ❤️

2006-2024

[cloverjelly]

to minecraft's favorite cat - may there always be a spot on your best friend's desk for you.

2006-2024

[goofyjelly]

I love being on this site when real world shit happens. we're so fucked but at least we have destiel.

[stuck-in-jelly]

Dungeon meshi is a great show cause they will casually drop a big detail about lore and just move on

Like what do you mean the Dwarves are facing unjust racism at the hands of the Lord of The Island

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEVERAL HALFLINGS WERE KIDNAPPED BY ELVES AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN???? COME BACK!!

[etherealspacejelly]

i wish the star trek medical instruments were real i would love to sit on a bed that shows my doctor how much pain im in and then they scan me with a little blinky device that makes a funny noise and know exactly whats wrong with me and then give me a pill that makes me regrow a kidney or whatever the fuck

[honeyrolls]

Bat Tea Latte / Black Cat Jelly