#jeffery alan love

[eyelessjackssister]

(Based on a personal headcanon)

Jeff: Hey Liu.

Liu: What?

Jeff: Why do you have depression? There’s so much fun in the world.

Liu: I don’t know, Jeff. Why do you have asthma? There’s so much air in the world.

[the-alan-price-combo]

It's been one of those weeks...

...Pass the Aʟᴀɴ Pʀɪᴄᴇ Sᴇᴛ !!!

(Version without Chas and Jefferies under the cut)

[hide-your-bugs-away]

ignore the year-old art bUT THIS IS THE TRUEST POST ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Chas Chandler

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Eric Burdon

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Hilton Valentine, Dave Rowberry

Looks like they could kill you and can actually kill you: Alan Price

Can kill you with a cinnamon roll: John Steel

[respectthepetty]

Pit Babe Colors Ep. 9

I'm challenging myself with this show and seeing how good my color skills really are, so I'm doing my normal thing of watching it double-speed on mute, but now, the captions are off also. It's just colors and vibes here. Also, I know way more than I intended because of comments and reblogs on previous posts, so I'm in the know now.

A Black Brooder and a (once fake) Blue Boy sit in a car probably declaring for the millionth time that they love each other while MY RED RASCAL IS STILL BEING HELD HOSTAGE!

Charlie and the Omegaverse Factory (except Jeffrey WHO IS STILL MISSING!)

"Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious."

This came up earlier but do they all live together and I missed that somewhere? They all have different houses, so why is Charles putting his hands on Alan now? Did he trick them to all live together so he can steal their powers easier? Does Alan even have powers? Do Northwest Kardashian and Sonic Drive-In have powers? So many questions! Don't tell me the answers. The chaos and confusion adds to the fun.

Why are you back at the reds alone, Barbara?!

Pete is a GOOD MAN. This situation looks gross as fuck, but he is wearing blue, so I already know my man is there for good reasons.

The truth is being revealed. They are in the light instead of the dark, and the blue is backing my man, so as the colors stated: Pete is a GOOD MAN! How? I don't know, but the colors don't lie.

Record scratch! Where did the red go?! That was the same way Barbara entered the reds house, and now the red is gone. *whispers* It's because Waymond is the red like episode three told us.

Whatever Waymond is saying is a lie. The red is surrounding Barbie! It's still there! YOU AREN'T SAFE, BARBIE!

BARBIE!

Waymond Brutus Fitzgerald, you don't have to do this. The blue is *right there* ho-migo. You can be a good guy. You don't have to be a red. Oh, God, no. WAYMOND, NO!

Nah. You had a choice, Waymond. You could have been blue like Pete, lying Charles, and (still-kidnapped?) Jeffery, but you picked this bullshit. I'm so mad at you. You don't deserve Peter. And Kimberly is the only red I respect.

We finally got a light (white-colored) Barbie, but at what cost?

Kentana, let me recap your fuck ups: you captured Jeffrey, you watched Kimberly get beat up, you conspired with Decanus to mess up Barbie's car, and now you are just standing there. I support queer wrongs, but you have yet to prove the "queer" part which is super important, so right now, you are just WRONG, and I can't support that. Kiss a man or sacrifice yourself because you are pissing me all the way off.

Northwest and Sonita are wearing more blue, but what the hell is up with that red around your neck Northwest?! I canNOT trust these two.

Nice to know your time being held hostage by the reds convinced you to commit to the blue, Jeffrey. By fucking time, sir.

Oh, Jeffrey seeing thangs! Decanus is bad. We been knowing that. But is that . . . Alan on the floor?! It has to be since the visions came after Jeffrey touched Alan. Oh no no. Wait, is that BARBIE?! They are the only two who wear tanks!

Kentana better be finally committing QUEER wrongs.

Nothing is going to happen to Charles. Color-coded boys in love get happy endings. But this was bound to happen once Barbara took off his glasses. Accidents happen when people who need glasses don't wear them. Next.

Jeffrey, why are you at the kids table? Are you turning bad. AGAIN!

Who is holding the gun? Does Big Red have a bracelet like that? Why do y'all keep walking back into this damn house like y'all won't die! *whispers* because they won't

Big Red uses swords not guns?

I know it was Way being punched by Barbie earlier, but is this Whiny Winifred?! Let that be a win for us! Because that better not be Kimberly. It. Better. Not. Be. But secret third option: Waymond since he has been the red in hiding.

The red is still around you two newly-reformed Blue Boys. The danger is always there.

Wait! Jeffrey! No! You committed to the blue! Is this why you were surrounded by red?! You were going to go back! WHY?! ALAN LOVES YOU!

Vegas' Hedgehog, why are you wearing orange?! Is your superpower to annoy me? At least Northwest loves you. Are y'all discussing Jeffrey going back to Big Red?! Nah. Alan is too calm. AND DECANUS IS THERE?! I thought he left the team after that race?! Jeffrey will not be pleased with this hug unless Jeffrey really is back to being red. Wait! Is Dean back because Jeffrey told Big Red to send him back! Urgh! For everyone to be a secret red, y'all trust way too many folks. I hate when the plot isn't plotting the way I thought it was plotted.

Even the product placement must fit into the blue vs. red theme. Good!

SONIC, YOU MOTHERF*CKER! I SWEAR TO GOD!

Oh! Charles' spidey sense is tingling. Does that mean danger is near? No! It means you two are going to have sex. AGAIN! Kimberly is dying, but continue with your light vs. dark dynamic. Glad to see you back to your dark ways, Barbara.

Well, at least Whiny Winifred has one win under his belt for the reds before he (hopefully) bleeds red aka DIES!

I hit my picture limit, but next week, Dean is bad (Pikachu face), Waymond gets his ass beat, as he should, and the show is really trying to make us believe Barbara or Charles are going to get into a serious crash which AIN'T happening because they have superpowers and are color coded, so . . . they'll be fine. Oh, and Sonic Boom Boom is wearing blue again just to irritate me before he wears coral or some shit, but all I care about is

WHERE IS KIM POSSIBLE?!

When Kimberlina gets free, because he WILL get free, he needs to run so far away from these people. He better not join the blue racing team. They are too busy being fake and having sex. Kimbers, you deserve better than this.

[sharp-silver4795]

i saw that in your au/hc jeff is american and liu is chinese!

how does that work?

i love your blog btw!! <3 :)

Jeffery and Liu Woods

TYSM OMG!!! Congratulations, you have summoned a whole damn post.

There’s no sensitive topics ABOVE the koi divider. Bellow it, there is.

How the hell are they different Nationalities??

They’re half brothers.

Liu’s dad died back in China and he and his mom left for America afterwards.

Peter (Jeff’s dad) was under the impression that “Margret” (Liu and Jeff’s mom that changed her name from her Chinese name) didn’t have any kids or past relationships. Ew alpha male vibes… ew

So, when he found out Liu existed he wasn’t exactly happy about it.

And badda bing badda boom- abuse✨

What are their full names?

The ones with Chinese characters next to it is Liu’s family duh

Peter Simon Woods

Jeffery Alan Woods

☠️ Han Chang (韓畅)

Han Shen (韩深)

Han Liu (韓流)

Time for Some Trauma

CW: Suicide, Abuse, Self Harm, controlling parents

Angel in the Ground

Margret married Peter thinking he would be a great addition to her family.

If she knew what he was up to she would have left his ass.

Unlike her trash husband she loved both of her children equally.

She felt bad for always needing to be away, but she couldn’t do much about it- as she was trying to keep food on the table.

Devil in Disguise

Peter spent time away from home ALL THE TIME.

He never listened to his wife unless she was actively watching him.

Anything his kids needed, he ignored.

Jeff was sadly very ignorant to the fact that he was being neglected because Liu was basically raising him.

The Brunt of the Fire: Liu Woods

He never saw Liu as his responsiblity

He ignored Liu as much as possible.

As soon as Jeffery was born, he took the opportunity to abuse the fire out of Liu.

He would lock Liu in a closet without access to food, water, the bathroom, nothing.

He demanded that Liu never close his door.

Blamed him for anything and everything he could think of. Even if it didn’t actually happen.

Threw him in the clothing dryer.

Beat him with a belt as if it were a whip.

A New Punching Bag: Jeffery Woods

When Liu died, Jeff found him and ran to his dad for help.

Peter promptly closed the door and told Jeff it’s better this way

When Jeff wouldn’t stop crying, Peter dragged him to the bathroom with a pocket knife to his child’s throat.

Just smile, Jeff. Nothings wrong. It’s fine. That thing is better off dead.

When Jeff just cried more, he cut a smile into the boy’s face.

Jeff snapped and killed him with his own knife.

Divider Creds: Sister-Lucifer

Header Creds: Sister-Lucifer

[oldmanffucker]

1991, new orleans - a poem

it was the year of fava beans & a nice chianti &

the hotel beignets that morning were sticky,

the sugar clotted, coagulated in the

new orleans humidity.

the honeydew was anemic,

the coffee acerbic.

it was the year that smelled like teen spirit &

there was a boy

with an envelope

& the envelope was express

& the envelope was unopened

& something in the boy had

clotted, coagulated in the

new orleans humidity.

the cholera epidemic began in peru &

you heard all about it

packed into the conference rooms,

one eye on the boy

(the beautiful boy)

with the envelope

(express, unopened)

in the new orleans humidity.

you saw the boy with

the envelope

(diamond)

with his heart inside

(fairbairn)

run out of places to hide in the

bottom of a

glass &

a glass

& a

glass & a glass (&&&)

of whiskey

& the boy, the beautiful boy,

flushed petunia, zinnia, dahlia,

bleeding heart,

petal pink

& you needed to know him.

it was the year alan jackson warned us

don't rock the jukebox &

you watched them rock the jukebox

& you watched the boy

with the envelope

rock the man that rocked the jukebox

because suddenly it's

not only him breaking down when the

tensions get high

& the boy with the whiskey

(and the envelope)

changed the attitude in the bar

the man just couldn't leave

a tender moment alone

& the boy asked the man

to end the tender moment

& the boy asked the man

to end the tender moment

& the boy told the man

to end the tender moment

& the sour air

expanded & distended

& filled the room, helium in a balloon,

until the room burst

& the boy (with his envelope)

sent an oak matured round

cracking into

the room

that wasn't the room

& the room shattered

& fell to his feet

a year of bad luck

for each finger of

whiskey that slipped

past his lips,

trickled down his chin,

that loosened his joints

(o, how he looked to his hands,

open to the sky,

jaw slack,

eyes wide, gaping.

what apostasy!

those traitorous hands that must,

he thinks,

belong to someone braver.)

& it was the year of their own private idaho

& it was the year jeffery dahmer confessed

& it was the year freddie mercury died &

& you were so aware

you wanted to love him, even if he didn't pay you.

3000 people and

the only one you saw

was him.

and the only one you

would ever see

was him.

(ao3)

[hide-your-bugs-away]

gOSH animals and their mcdonald's cravings 😔🙏

Alan: Can we stop by McDonald’s?

John: We have food at the house

Alan: [is in tears] God, I hate this fucking band.

[midnightcowboy1969]

My bookshelf

Hey, @beanifred <3 So, here's a big peak at my bookshelf (way too many books as I said)

Beginning with my treasures:

The "Real" Bob Steele and a man called "Brad" by Bob Nareau

The Photostory of "Battling Bob" Bob Steele by Mario DeMarco

2. The Columbo Collection

Just One More thing by Peter Falk

The Grassy Knoll by William Harrington (my enemy)

Murder by the Book by Steven Bochco

And now there's chaos:

3.

Psycho 1 & 2 and Night-World by Robert Bolch (Norwegian edition)

Stand on Zanzibar by John Brunner

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick

The Body Snatcher by Jack Finney

The Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon

Trash by Dorothy Allison (lesbian but at what cost)

We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

The Buddah of Suburbia by Hanif Kureishi

Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman (I also have American Gods but I cannot find it)

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

Rosemary's Baby by Ira Levin

The Stepford Wives by Ira Levin

The Complete Short Stories: Hercule Poirot by Agatha Christie

Then There Were None by Agatha Christie

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane by Henry Farrell

The Hunter by Richard Stark

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Animal Farm by George Orwell

The System by John Burke (novelization)

Alien Nation by Alan Dean Foster (novelization)

Edge of the City by Fredrick Pohl (novelization)

Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison

Babysitter by Joyce Carol Oates

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

The Collector by John Fowels

Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier (Norwegian edition)

2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke (novelization)

Ninteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

East of Eden by John Steinbeck

Jaws by Peter Benchley

Wanderer by Sterling Hayden (the actor)

The Wicker Man by Robin Hardy & Anthony Shaffer (Novelization (?))

Dark Matter by Blake Crouch

4.

Terror by Dan Simmons

Papillon 1 & 2 by Henri Charrière (Norwegian editions)

The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers (book of all time)

The Member of the Wedding by Carson McCullers

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck

Midnight Cowboy by John L. Herlihy

Shooting Midnight Cowboy by Glenn Frankel

Cape Fear by John D. McDonald (watch the movies)

The Bretheren by John Grisham (Norwegian edition)

Dracula by Bram Stoker

The Marlow Murder Club by Robert Thorgood

Glitz by Elmore Leonard (Norwegian edition)

The Big Sleep and Other Novels by Raymond Chandler (the other novels are Farwell My Lovely and The Long Goodbye)

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Client by John Grisham (Norwegian edition)

Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman

The Man Who Died Twice by Richard Osman

The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty

Legion (Exorcist 2) by William Peter Blatty

La Peste by Albert Camu (Norwegian edition)

Welcome to Night Vale by Joseph Fink & Jeffery Cranor (not read)

The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop by Fannie Flagg

The Day of the Dolphin by Robert Merle

Local Hero by David Benedictus (novelization)

The Glass Cage by Colin Wilson

American Psycho by Brett E. Ellis

Fools Die by Mario Puzo (Norwegian edition)

The Godfather by Mario Puzo

The Sicilian by Mario Puzo (Norwegian edition)

5.

Fire & Blood by George R.R. Martin (Norwegian edition) + Four different Game of Thrones books in Norwegian

The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Dragon Keeper by Robin Hobb

The Princess Bride by William Goldman

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

Enders Game by Orson Scott Card

The Betsy by Harold Robbins (Norwegian edition)

Aliens by Alan Dean Foster (novelization)

Master and Commander by Patrick O'Brian

The Auctioneer by Joan Samson

Timeline by Michael Crichton

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

Charlotte's Web by E.B. White

Red Dragon by Thomas Harris

The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris

Dune, The Children of Dune and God Emperor of Dune by Frank Herbert

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galxy by Douglas Adams

Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

6.

Trumpet by Jackie Kay

Swordspoint by Ellen Kushner

Blue Lily, Lily Blue by Maggie Stiefvater

The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater

Trigger Warning by Neil Gaiman (short story collection that made me dislike short stories)

Mr. Monk in Trouble by Lee Goldberg (my enemy)

Mr. Monk and the Dirty Cop by Lee Goldberg (I hate him)

A Room of One's Own by Virginia Wolf

Oranges are not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson

The Perks of being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

Maurice by E. M. Forster

The Case of the Gilded Lily by Erle Stanley Gardner (Norwegian edition)

The Case of the Glamorous Ghost by Erle Stanley Gardner (Norwegian edition)

Something Happened by Joseph Heller

Marathon Man by William Goldman

Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing with Fire by Derek Landy

The Hunting Party by Lucy Foley (Norwegian edition)

The Guest List by Lucy Foley

The Paris Apartment by Lucy Foley

A Raisin in the Sun by Lorraine Hansberry

The Line of Beauty by Alan Hollinghurt

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid (Norwegian edition)

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three by John Godey (bad)

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe by Fannie Flagg

The All-Girl Filling Station's Last Reunion by Fannie Flagg

Killing Time by Della Van Hise (Star Trek Spinoff Spirk book)

Star Trek: Department of Temportal Investigations: Forgotten History by Christopher L. Bennet

Star Trek Deep Space Nine: The Missing by Una McCormack

Star Trek Enterprise: Rise of the Federation: Uncertain Logic by Christopher L. Bennett

7. Stephen King Collection

Outsider

If it Bleeds

On Writing

Blaze

Carrie

The Stand

Hearts in Atlantis (Norwegian edition)

The Tommyknockers

Cujo

Thinner (Norwegian edition)

The Shining

Night Shift

The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon (Norwegian edition)

Dreamcatcher

Doctor Sleep

Rose Madder

Pet Sematary

Christine

Salem's Lot

Dolores Claiborne (Norwegian edition)

The Bachman Books

The Institute

Insomnia

Misery

Finders Keepers

End of Watch

Firestarter

The Body

Needful Things (Norwegian edition)

Bag of Bones

8. Not pictured

A collection of Sherlock Holmes books

Many Hardy Boys books

Chilly Scenes of Winter by Ann Beattie

Some comic books

I believe this is approximately everything lol.

My dream is to have a small cozy rooms dedicated to the books I own. It won't happen any time soon.

[finnyphcntom]

"MANSION" Creepypasta AU Character Analysis and Information - Jeff the Killer

Full, biological name : Jeffery Dale Woods

Nickname(s) : Jeff, Smile-Eye

Height : 6'2.5

Weight - 185 lbs.

Rank : B

Section(s) : Bounty, Mission, Hunt, Scare

"Jeff has his major flaws, but we keep him because I can put him just about anywhere and he will suceed." - Slenderman

Jeffery Alan Woods is a 24 year old hispanic male. He is fluent in english, however he sometimes struggles with common grammar. From time to time, he forgets words in english and has to say them in Spanish.

Jeff is not, in the slightest bit, insecure. He genuinely believes that he is the best person(yes, even morally) to exist. He believes he is strong, and can do anything anyone else could do with his human combat alone.

Which is why, when he obtained his powers, he became offended. Jeff refuses to use his powers, and often gets in trouble for getting into too many situations he couldve avoided or escaped from with his ability.

When Jeff first became a pasta, he was very reckless. He did not know a lot about anatomy and quite frankly missed vital organs for his first few missions, causing victims to wake up and catch him.

But Jeff loved to run from his issues, and he was quite good at it.

Most of the pastas are only in 1-2 sections, Jeff is in four. He does not care where he is sectioned, he will do it. Since he is the only one capable of doing so much, he is kept.

For reasons stated before, Jeff cannot be considered a RANK A pasta. Jeff, although adapts well, is reckless. He lets his emotions get the better of him and lets his pride stop him from reaching his full glory.

Jeff is narcissistic and suffers from a lot of mental illnesses, none which is he medicated for. This includes but is not limited to; narristic personaliy disorder, bipolar depression, schizophrenia, PTSD

POWERS :

SATANIC FUEL

With satanic fuel, Jeff has the power to manipulate the fire around him. He cannot summon it, but can touch and endure it with little to no pain, and can control its direction and where it goes.

BLIND ESCAPISM

For a few minutes, Jeff can make his body into a shadow so he can get out of situations quickly and efficiently.

FOX FEET

Jeff is extremely quiet, and not naturally. He has power that mutes out his footsteps and movement. The only sound that could be heard are his voice, because it is a willing noise.

GRACE REGENERATON

Jeff regenerates and heals, rather quickly. This is a power he cannot control, for if he didnt have it, he would be blind and his face would be full of infections. It would clog up the medical section, therefore, Slenderman gave him no control over this power.

[mythawolf]

This kind of reminds me of the illustrations in those Norse Mythology books illustrated by Jeffery Alan Love and written by Kevin Crossley-Holland.

I did say kind of.

[bbcmerlinvault]

[Article] "'Merlin': Q&A with Nathaniel Parker"

by Morgan Jeffery for Digital Spy, first published 2nd June 2011

[Original source]

'Merlin': Q&A with Nathaniel Parker

We chat to new Merlin cast member Nathaniel Parker about the upcoming fourth series.

According to Merlin star Colin Morgan, we can expect the fourth series of the magical drama to air this autumn on BBC One, and there's a few new faces popping up this time round! Back in March, Digital Spy exclusively revealed that Nathaniel Parker will star in the new run as Agravaine, the uncle of Arthur (Bradley James). We recently caught up with the actor while he was promoting his new ITV1 drama Injustice and took the opportunity to ask him about his Merlin role!

You've got Merlin coming up - tell us about your character. "I think mythologically-wise he is Arthur's nephew. It doesn't work with me being Bradley [James]' nephew, so I'm now his uncle. You know what happened at the end of the last series? Morgana, Morgause, a big battle - obviously Camelot won. So we tidy up that and I become a presence at court. Quite a dark and brooding presence."

I like Katie's evil smiles. Do you get to do an evil smile every now and then? "I do! I wouldn't call myself evil - in fact, we're not allowed to use the word evil - but I would call myself misunderstood. Only by Arthur. Actually, after 20 minutes you know exactly that [my character is] a baddie, but you're not allowed to say it too much, and obviously Arthur doesn't know. It's only Merlin and Gaius who really suspect, and really only Gaius at the beginning as well. That's great fun. Working with Richard [Wilson] is a treat, and Colin [Morgan]. Well, all of them, obviously. But Colin's a sweetheart."

Do you enjoy playing a villain? "Love it, love it. I said when I started, 'Should I be Alan Rickman?' And they went, 'Ooh, nothing as big and broad as that'. Little did they know my baroque history of my baddie-playing! I do, I love it. It's good fun. I like playing good guys too. I like playing the bad guys to make them good."

Will you be in every episode? "Yes, I believe so. I'll be there for the series, maybe more. I don't know if they're making another series - every year they say they might, they might not."

This series has been extended from the original ten episodes, hasn't it? "13 episodes [now]! It's quite a long time."

But people love it. "Quite rightly. I know a lot of people who love their Saturday evenings with that."

What's your character's relationship like with Arthur? "He's avuncular. He tries to give him the best advice he possibly can. The truth is, he would run Camelot in a very different way if he had a chance. It's not that he dislikes Camelot, he'd just run it in a very different way. It's sort of the old guard - Arthur's so much the new guard - the old guard coming in. With some strength, I think. I think he's definitely a force to be reckoned with."

Did you enjoy filming at the castle in France? "It's an amazing place. Great fun. Cantering up those cobbled steps into the gates, good fun. I love it. I love all that dressing up and playing around. We do quite a lot in Cardiff in a warehouse there and then in the Forest of Dean. It's a laugh, actually. It's quite extraordinary. I wish it was real! Somehow Merlin sometimes makes things look like a set - it's not! Actually we almost always use real things for exteriors."

Were you a fan of the show before? "Yeah, I was. I watched all three series. My daughters love it, so I watched it with them."

How did they react when they heard you'd be in the show? "So thrilled. When I got it I was absolutely over the moon because I knew they'd be able to watch it and they'd love it. This [Injustice] is harder for them to watch - I've got a 12-year-old and a 14-year-old so I'm not sure I'd recommend the 12-year-old to see this. Or the 14-year-old! But that, yeah, love it."

You've been in Stardust and Narnia - is the fantasy genre something you're interested in? "Yes. Clive Barker was an old chum, who wrote Books of Blood and the Hellraiser movies and things like that. He was a colleague of my brother's - they worked together on fringe theatre for a while. I did used to like fantasy. It's not something I've grown out of - I enjoy it still. I'm not a fan of any one particular genre, but I think getting people out of their shells and doing something magic is always a top thing to do."

The fourth series of Merlin is currently filming in the UK and France. Nathaniel can next be seen in Injustice, starting this Monday at 9pm on ITV1.

[rainydawgradioblog]

Jeffery Lewis and Other Fun Stuff Like That

My friend Lauren and I went to see Jeffery Lewis on Monday night at Chop Suey. There were two openers, Billy and the Dreamboats and Grasping Straws. They were both cool, and Billy sang a song called “Why My Hair is Long” with short hair! Mallory Feuer from Grasping Straws had a really strong voice which was complimented nicely by the backing band. Their shirt was Henry Matisse themed with a boho-chic fringe. Lauren and I stood right at the front of the stage and I debated eye contact with Billy. Everyone was standing about 3 feet behind us during the openers. It was a little strange, but things tightened up once Jeffery took the stage. 

Jeffery Lewis came onstage wearing a beautiful blue t-shirt and an orange-gray flannel. Having listened to one Jeffery Lewis song before the concert, I was unsure of what to expect. Maybe some sort of folk-ish, deadpan singing all eclipsed by acoustic guitar. The visuals behind him were displayed with a portable Epson projector and a macbook. The pre-show music was played on speakers connected to Lewis’ blue iPod shuffle. He was talking for a while to the stage hand about set-up. He obviously had a very clear vision. It was fun and all very Do-It-Yourself.

Throughout the night, Jeffery took us on a personally drawn comic adventure about a guitar-playing man with no arms or legs. He sang about his all-time hero, Alan Moore, and covered “Mr. Moustache” by Nirvana. Jeffery played the cult classic song “Cult Boyfriend”. A personal favorite from the night was “Roll Bus Roll”. It seemed to be a crowd favorite too. By the third time the chorus rang around, I found myself singing along. The lyrics are very charming. 

The highlight of the whole concert experience could have been the bassist, Kaitlin Pelkey from Big Girl. Armed with a yellow bass guitar, their sound overrode the extreme tenderness of Jeffery’s acoustic style, transforming the space completely. Jeffery Lewis songs— songs about eclectic histories of his idols, making art, and experiencing life as himself— were now totally rock and totally hardcore. 

Jeffery Lewis loves comic books and Jeffery Lewis fans love Jeffery Lewis. His art and songs are important to them. Perhaps what I liked most about this show was how excited the audience was. It was nice being surrounded by people who care. 

By the way, on the way back taking the Link Light Rail, a man in a Michael Meyers Halloween mask approached us near the tracks. And that was cool. 

Jaime Zhang and Lauren Maki

[nickiecuffman]

Virginia Giuffre Claimed Jeffery Epstein Paid Her $15,000 to Have Sex with Prince Andrew

Virginia Giuffre previously alleged she had sex with the Duke of York three times between 1999 and 2002 in London, New York and on a private Caribbean island #Epstein  #EpsteinList #Epsteinadasi #EpsteinClientList EpsteinIsland EpsteinFiles EpsteinDocs

By Janine Henni Janine Henni Janine Henni Janine Henni is a Royals Staff Writer for PEOPLE Digital, covering modern monarchies and the world's most famous families. Like Queen Elizabeth, she loves horses and a great tiara moment.

PEOPLE EDITORIAL GUIDELINES Updated on January 10, 2024 04:36PM EST Virginia Giuffre claimed that she was paid thousands of dollars by convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein to have sex with Prince Andrew, according to court documents unsealed in New York City on Tuesday.

Giuffre made the allegation during a videotaped January 2016 deposition in Florida court as part of a lawsuit against former Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz. She spoke as a non-party in a lawsuit filed against Dershowitz, Epstein’s former attorney, by her lawyers Bradley J. Edwards and Paul G. Cassell.

In court documents obtained by PEOPLE, Giuffre was asked if she was “paid 10 to $15,000 by or on behalf of Jeffrey Epstein for having sex with Prince Andrew?” in a time frame identified as 2011.

“Yes, I did receive $15,000. I don't know what equivalent that is to pounds. I received it in American dollars,” she replied, referring to the difference in British and American currency.

Prince Andrew, Virginia Roberts ALEXANDER KOERNER/GETTY; EMILY MICHOT/MIAMI HERALD/TRIBUNE NEWS SERVICE VIA GETTY Giuffre was then asked if she paid taxes on the money, and she said no.

Prince Andrew has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing.

Giuffre, now 40, has previously said her first experience with Prince Andrew took place at the London home of Ghislaine Maxwell when she was 17. Maxwell has denied the allegations and is currently serving a 20-year sentence in federal prison for her role in sex trafficking girls alongside Epstein. The disgraced financier died while awaiting trial on federal conspiracy and sex trafficking charges in 2019.

(FILES) In this file undated handout photo taken at an undisclosed location and released on August 9, 2021 by the United States District Couty for the Southern District of New York shows (L-R) Prince Andrew, Virginia Giuffre, and Ghislaine Maxwell posing for a photo. - Disgraced former socialite Ghislaine Maxwell has claimed in a jailhouse interview with a UK broadcaster that a decades-old photograph of Prince Andrew with his arm around his sexual abuse accuser Virginia Giuffre's waist and Maxwell standing next to them -- said to have been taken in London in 2001 -- is "fake". Maxwell, is imprisoned in a Florida penitentiary after her conviction and 20-year sentence for helping late financier Jeffrey Epstein sexually abuse girls. (Photo by Handout / US District Court - Southern District of New York (SDNY) / AFP) / RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE - MANDATORY CREDIT "AFP PHOTO / UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK" - NO MARKETING - NO ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS - DISTRIBUTED AS A SERVICE TO CLIENTS (Photo by HANDOUT/US District Court - Southern Dis/AFP via Getty Images) In this file undated handout photo taken at an undisclosed location and released on August 9, 2021 by the United States District County for the Southern District of New York shows (left to right) Prince Andrew, Virginia Giuffre, and Ghislaine Maxwell. HANDOUT/US DISTRICT COURT - SOUTHERN DIS/AFP VIA GETTY Prince Andrew's Uncomfortable Encounter with Well-Wishers on Christmas Caught on Camera Giuffre previously alleged she was forced to have sex with the Duke of York three times between 1999 and 2002 in London, New York and on a private Caribbean island owned by Epstein. It was not clear which instance she referred to regarding the $15,000 payment.

Elsewhere in the deposition, she talked about an undated visit to Club Tramp with Prince Andrew, where he ordered them “clear drinks” from the bar and said that her drink contained alcohol. The Telegraph identified the hub as a members-only club in London.

Giuffre’s deposition is part of the final round of documents released relating to a defamation lawsuit she filed against Maxwell in 2015, which was settled in 2017, the Associated Press reported. The release of the documents, which began last week, was ordered on Dec. 18, 2023, and “did not contain the explosive revelations or new identities of abusers that some had predicted,” the AP said.

Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein Prince Andrew at Ascot Racecourse in July 2019: Jeffrey Epstein in May 2005. MAX MUMBY/INDIGO/GETTY; NEIL RASMUS/PATRICK MCMULLAN VIA GETTY U.K. Police Say There's No Investigation as Prince Andrew Named in Epstein Files Prince Andrew stepped back from his royal role in 2019 following his bombshell interview with the BBC about his ties to convicted sex offender Epstein and was stripped of his military titles and patronages by his mother Queen Elizabeth in January 2022 after Giuffre filed a civil sexual assault lawsuit. He settled with Giuffre out of court for an undisclosed amount in February 2022.

While calls for an investigation into King Charles' younger brother intensified after he was named in the court filings linked to Epstein unsealed last week, British police say there are no plans for a probe at this time. Last Friday, the Metropolitan Police said in a statement, "We are aware of the release of court documents in relation to Jeffrey Epstein. As with any matter, should new and relevant information be brought to our attention we will assess it. No investigation has been launched," according to Sky News.

Prince Andrew, 63, previously admitted to knowing Epstein but has denied any wrongdoing.

In 2019, the Duke of York sat for an interview with the BBC, where he also said he had “no recollection of ever meeting" Giuffre. When journalist Emily Maitlis raised the issue of a photo showing the royal with his arm around Giuffre's waist, he claimed, "I have absolutely no memory of that photograph ever being taken."

Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Andrew, Duke of York watch a flypast from the balcony of Buckingham Palace during Trooping The Colour, the Queen's annual birthday parade, on June 8, 2019 Then-Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Andrew on the balcony of Buckingham Palace during Trooping the Colour in June 2019. MAX MUMBY/INDIGO/GETTY Can't get enough of PEOPLE's Royals coverage? Sign up for our free Royals newsletter to get the latest updates on Kate Middleton, Meghan Markle and more!

Following the interview (which has inspired the upcoming Netflix film Scoop and Amazon limited series A Very Royal Scandal, per Variety), Prince Andrew announced his decision to "step back from public duties."

“It has become clear to me over the last few days that the circumstances relating to my former association with Jeffrey Epstein has become a major disruption to my family’s work and the valuable work going on in the many organisations and charities that I am proud to support,” he said in the statement at the time. “Therefore, I have asked Her Majesty if I may step back from public duties for the foreseeable future, and she has given her permission.”

“I continue to unequivocally regret my ill-judged association with Jeffrey Epstein. His suicide has left many unanswered questions, particularly for his victims, and I deeply sympathise with everyone who has been affected and wants some form of closure. I can only hope that, in time, they will be able to rebuild their lives. Of course, I am willing to help any appropriate law enforcement agency with their investigations, if required."

Prince Andrew retained his title as the Duke of York and place in the line of succession to the throne, which is currently eighth behind Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's two children. However, he no longer uses the style "His Royal Highness" in any official capacity.

Britain's Prince Andrew, Duke of York attends the Christmas Morning Service at Sandringham Church on December 25, 2023 in Sandringham, Norfolk. Prince Andrew attends the Christmas service in Sandringham on Dec. 25, 2023. SAMIR HUSSEIN/WIREIMAGE He recently stepped out for the royal family’s annual Christmas Day church outing to St. Mary Magdalene near Sandringham House in Norfolk, where he asked a group of well-wishers why they were filming and said they should see what it’s like on “this side.” The footage obtained by the Daily Mail captured the awkward conversation with Prince Andrew on camera.

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Pit Babe Colors Ep. 4

Because I have asks in my inbox about the color coding in Pit Babe even though I don't want to watch it, I'm challenging myself with this show and seeing how good my color skills really are. I'm doing my normal thing of watching it double-speed on mute, but now, I'm going to take off the captions.

I ship it. The reds are bad, but I don't trust a single blue except Alan. Kim is a honest red. I appreciate that in a show FULL OF LIARS!

Yes, Barbara! Be upset with this fake blue boy. Are you telling him how you saw him with Jeffery?!

I know Babe and Charlie are end game, but without subtitles, my hate for Charles grows each episode. The visuals are telling me he is a liar who does not respect boundaries. Charles should be with Waymond the way they both are LIARS!

And this is why I trust Alan, and only Alan. Drinking that color-coded product placement like his life depended on it.

Waymond, I trusted you. Then you turned red last episode, and now I'm noticing how you don't. wear. blue.

Y'all just talking freely in front of THE SPY NAMED JEFFREY!

Every episode, I feel worse for Barbara. Someone get him out of here (not Waymond or Charles, but a secret third option).

GOD DAMN IT! Not him! Why is everyone so handsy in this show?!

Something is happening! I'm so tempted to turn on the subtitles. Something is going on. What is Waymond telling Barbara?! Because something is clicking for Barbara. This is good acting because Barbara's posture changed. WHAT IS BEING SAID?!

Before he was a Slut for Christ, Barbara had a steering wheel necklace.

Waymond, what did you do because you are in love with our Barbie? Did you make a deal with the devil aka Big Red?

IT HAPPENED AGAIN?!

Babe's posture changed. What is Way telling him?! What is happening?! This is strange. I don't like it.

Wait, did we know Jeff and Charlie were roommates? Was Babe just jealous of them being roommates? Did I think they were lying when Babe is just being jealous?

What is happening?! See, nah. Even if Babe knew they were roommates, I still don't trust Charlie because this incident is too convenient. Babe gets attacked and Charlie just happens to be around. And he isn't even fighting back. This is the fight with Kim all over again. Something is off.

I do not like it here. These two pop up every time there is trouble, and Jeffery keeps staring at everyone all sus like, and BABE RUN AWAY RIGHT NOW! Big Red is there. GET OUT!

There are no colors to guide me here, but I trust Kim, so . . . did Winner send people to hurt Babe and Kim is upset about it? Nah. I don't trust Charles soooooo much, that I'm still betting that he set that up.

I know you and Kim will be a thing, Kenta, and I've thought you were good since the first episode, but I need you to pick a color that ain't black. I trust your future boyfriend, so I'm extending you some grace as you stand next to the devil.

Barbara, why is this man in your house? Did you invite him over or did he not respect another boundary? You probably told him to come over because *love* or whatever. Disgusting. I'm as annoyed as you, Barbara.

He had an entire sling on just hours ago making sandwiches, and now he is slicing and dicing. Don't tell me they have special healing powers. I don't want to know. Babe looks unwell, and Charlie is being creepy, and I'm in my feelings about it.

Jeffrey isn't bothered by touch anymore? Are they already sleeping together then. Babe needs to quit arguing with Jeffrey because the trailer had a car on fire, and I KNOW Jeffrey will be behind it.

Normally, I'd be thrilled for colorful characters, but I 👏🏾 Don't 👏🏾 Trust 👏🏾 Them 👏🏾

Y'all, does Babe know they are roommates, and is just jealous?! I still don't trust Charles or Jeffrey, but now I'm thinking I'm judging them too harshly if Babe is being irrationally jealous instead of being lied to.

So either Jeffrey is coming up with the plan to sabotage the car or he is seeing the future (where he sabotages the car).

I don't care if Babe knew Charles and Jeffrey are roommates and is just being jealous. Charles has no respect for boundaries and is a color faker; therefore, I hate him.

WHY ARE YOU WEARING BLUE AND RED, PETER?! You're wearing more blue though. Why was Kenta watching you? Why did he call Big Red? Why will you end up with Way? CAN I TRUST YOU, KATNISS?!

Babe is at his darkest watching his stalker lurk around his house.

Barbara shook Kimberly's hand, and that's all I need to support my Kim-is-a-good-red theory. But then Charles is watching this game with Sus Bros & Co, so I'm mad all over again.

JEFFREY, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DID THIS, I HOPE ALAN CHOKES YOU TO DEATH! And if it was Winner, who was SMILING, I hope Kim chokes you to death.

Alan, don't trust either of their asses. Do you hear me?! Go save our Barbie from the clutches of Charles before it's too late.

Afterthoughts: I really think watching this show without subs was the dumbest idea I've had because now I think I got some of the plot wrong and Babe is just super jealous instead of being lied too, and I'm wrongfully trusting Kim, but I'm committed to the bit. It's too late to turn them on now, and I refuse to go back and watch these episodes with subs since I'm so mad at Charles, Jeffrey, and Waymond who is doing some strange stuff to Barbara.

I only trust Babe, Alan, Kim, and Pete (because he is pretty).

Everyone else is a liar, liar, pants on fire.

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