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oh no
this has been on my "always reblog, like and save" list forever and XIV just in the back was like "WAIT I COULD PLAY THAT NOW" and oh no the power you've given us if our sister who works at amazon ever shows her face around us
especially since XIV intends to bring a guitar any place he might get annoyed as a pacifier
oh no
-RIku
honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.
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Vote to charge, Reblog to cast!
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#meme#text meme#text post#lmao#lol#funny#relationship dynamics#friendship dynamics#ship dynamics#cello#jeff bezos#tw shooting
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#destiel#destiel news anchors#jeff bezos#jeff bezos death#pancreatic cancer#going to clean davids room#there is brazillian money in his room?!?#unreality tw
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since when did we decide it's okay to comment on a person's appearance just because they are problematic? don't get me wrong, i hate bigoted assholes too. but bodyshaming them isn't the way to solve this problem because newsflash: there may be other people with the features you're making fun of, who sees this and feels insecure about themselves.
if a person did something wrong, address their actions, NOT their appearance. i see so many people preaching about how wrong bodyshaming is but the moment someone (usually men) does something problematic, they have no qualms in calling them ugly or making small dick jokes.
again, this is not about hurting the problematic person. they may not deserve sympathy. but by insulting a certain feature, you are insulting everyone in the world who has that feature. by fatshaming one problematic person, you are implying that all fat people are problematic and therefore deserving of insults.
also, you're just missing the entire point. instead of addressing the actual problem, you are implying that this person is bad because they are ugly, or vice versa. it's just disgusting. it's 2023, i thought we were better than this.
besides, bodyshaming is the laziest form of insult. you just look at something on the surface level, something a person has no control over, and go "haha ugly". you could get a lot more out of insulting their personality and actions, you know, the thing that deserves calling out?
#i recently unsubscribed kurtis connor because of this#he used to be funny#but nowadays he's really toeing the line of problematic#he bodyshamed i believe it was jeff bezos#and was like “yeah i bodyshamed him what are you gonna defend jeff bezos?”#no kurtis i am not gonna defend jeff bezos#but i AM gonna defend other people who have the same features that you made fun of#people usually just pass it off as “chill it's a joke”#but anyone who has been bodyshamed or called ugly for their whole life knows that it's not funny#its just an excuse to be an asshole#i just had to air that out#hopefully this post gets at least a few reblogs#tw bodyshaming#tw body image#bodyshaming#rant#beauty standards
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#polls#poll#tumblr polls#jeff bezos#cannibalism#tw cannibalism#eat the rich#tumblr dont delete this you cowards#i finally got polls lol
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I don't think it's very accurate, unless she thinks Jeff Bezos is like Vladimir Harkonnen...
Girl what do you MEAN?
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I can see a post equating an unhealthy diet to eating disorders without getting violent I swear. I can read that intermittent fasting is basically the same as anorexia and I won't throw anything breakable at a wall. I can certainly see someone say "90% of today's diets would be called disorders if they weren't making someone money" and I won't go insane I really won't im so chill about this
#yes diet culture is so evil everyone has an ed now its not a real illness its just a worddddd#“im not a psychologist or a nutritionist but-” yeah we can tell :)#capitalism is the root of all evil and also its all exclusive to modern times somehow#yes lets just water down every psychology related word actually i think that would be wonderful#tw ed#ed tw#is it a trendy thing to blame everything on earth on capitalism or is that usa's communism obsession reborn under a different name or what#been starving myself for 10 years because jeff bezos brainwashed me to get rich quick#would have never fallen victim to my evil mistress Diet Culture if i was born in 1854#... look at me i should go outside touch some grass
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I want to get a book. But it's only available on amazon
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You will probably never catch me posting my art here (esp after the wild turkey incident) but here is some spray paint stencil art I did that I think goes with this blogs theme
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as an individual with adhd, yeah.
Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift
Money
Fourteen billion dollars
Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth
Suitcase full of money
Cool looking rock
Scratching post for me to sink my claws into
An albino elephant
The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall
Uncooked rice
A cup full of blood
100k in cash
#maybe not the cup full of blood tho lol#and if you get me jeff bezos's head or the elephant i'd like it in my yard instead please#autism#ableism#tw ableism#adhd
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I was considering being Christian when I like 6 and my grandma was like "If you pray a lot about something you want he might give it to you" and for 4 straight weeks I prayed for Jeff Bezos to die and when he didn't I just didn't give god another thought
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24 in numerology
tw - killers/violence
• 24 in numerology is a major number of wealth since 2 doubles the energy of any number it’s next to and 4 is the main number of wealth. i would say this is the ultimate number for wealth though. even the secret multiplication energy, 2x4=8, the number of money. example: jeff bezos a life path 24
• 24’s are extremely hard workers and workhorses. they have to constantly be doing something to be happy. most 6’s can be lazy at times, but 24’s like to work more than other 6’s do. especially because their multiplication number is 8 the number of the workhorse
• 24 has its downsides just as any other number. these people can be prone to being very violent compared to other variations of 6 who are usually the opposite. It does not guarantee that you will have anger issues, but there are many bad people with 24 energy such as Ted Bundy born on a 24 day, Jeffrey Dahmer a 24 life path, etc. this type of thing only occurs when someone is at a lower vibration
• 24 energy can cause you to be a great leader and be in high places of power, but when at a lower vibration 24’s may abuse their power
• 24’s are very sensitive
• 24 energy can make you a good fighter or rapper. examples: drake and floyd mayweather
• 24 energy make great police officers and can do well in really any career involving crime. when they’re at a lower vibration they may commit crimes though
• 24’s need routine to thrive. if someone in their life starts throwing their routine out of order they don’t like it
• 24 energy loves true crime
• 24’s are really responsible people
comment what number i should do next (unreduced)
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MONK MOVIE ON PEACOCK BEAUTIFUL! JEFF BEZOS PARODY! RETURNING CAST! TENDER LOVE TOWARDS A MAN WITH OCD! MY BIGGEST YEAAAHHH BOI!!!
YO! Right?? I was really hyped for it and it didn't disappoint! It really did feel like an episode of the show, just flashed forward 14 years, everyone just fell back into the characters like they never left. I feel like they struck a good balance of showing how their lives have changed and they've grown as people while still feeling like the same characters
Honestly, if they continue with more movies/another season like they want to I hope they just have Monk take on parodies of folks like Bezos, Musk, etc all the time. I think that would be a fun direction. Mixed with a plot line of Monk realizing how many people love and care for him would be ideal (I'm guessing Watson will help with that!)
(as a side note for anyone else interested in watching, suicide tw for the movie because it's a major plotline. It's noted in the content warning but it's worth noting it's very central to the story and not just one scene. I want to recommend the movie for anyone who liked the show but it felt important to note this)
#artie talks#lazlolullaby#suicide mention#mr monk's last case#mr monk's last case spoilers#monk#monk tv
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